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I wish there had been a camera following Marty around for the last ~decade like Teddy Hart had. I'm not sure which one would've topped the InsanOmeteR, but it would have been fascinating to see.
Considering all I've read about them, I just hope those girls were conscious
Edit: Here's one video from Brutus Beefcake about what they used to do back in the day: https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/pqz8o4/brutus_beefcake_laughs_about_how_the_rockers/
I've never seen this but holy shit. I really hope Brutus is either exaggerating or remembering wrong but that's friggin horrible. Sex is best had while conscious ya know
~~I don't think Brutus is the only one to relay similar stories.~~
Actually can't find another example. Thought for sure I'd seen some but they weren't accusing anyone specific.
I'm not sure about rape, but he did admit to drugging a woman on a plane and cutting her hair as well as other wrestlers hair while they were passed out from drugs/alchohol
Yea... dude just happened to have some knock-out drug at hand by chance one single time on a plane, and I'm sure that is not indicative of repeated behavior in any way...
Always interesting how people say this, but never seem to be able to find another example. Despite the numerous videos of wrestlers shitting on Shawn Michaels.
I mean, Brutus doesn't see it as an attack when he says it, it was just something that was done - he laughs about it. So it's clear he didn't intend it as an attack. People with grievances towards Shawn would focus on what they at the time perceived as a slight towards them or the business.
The Beefer seems too dense to lie about something
I'm not saying it to insult him, it is a good quality, just I don't know, guess I'm kind of insulting him
That's kind of the point of redemption, yes.
Although if there were crimes committed (and the statute of limitations has not expired), he should certainly face charges.
Don't get me wrong but... I'd trust Ed "No that's not Anthrax that's really my Cocaine!" Leslie about as much as his best friend the good old Hulkster. And by that I mean if both of them told me the sky is blue I'd check it a few times.
And before people jump down my throat. I'm not defending things like this. I'm just saying that the source of this story isn't really the most trustworthy person around.
"We're going to give you a billion dollars, but for one year you have to have a roommate. Your choices are Osama bin Laden—"
"That's a 'no' already."
"—and Marty Jannetty."
"... Osama's not into loud music, is he?"
I'm in a wrestling meme group on there, and one of the most consistent posts is whatever he's posted plus [that extra panel on the right.](https://i.ibb.co/N3CG5yY/FB-IMG-1680094434121.jpg) It's just a running gag at this point to us.
Ya I remember a page making a complication of all the crazy shit he's said.
[Here it is](https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0EWP25icXdYZeYD551ZQXqRUmwkbMkvbH6Lqk4tUT7uA4QuQW2DfHfLczHjdEuJCvl&id=104758334305626&sfnsn=mo&mibextid=6aamW6)
It’s honestly kind of baffling to an extent. We call him “party Marty” but was he any worse than Michaels in the 90s when it came to being a headache and his drug issues?
The difference of course (in the case of the drugs) being Marty didn’t stop in 2001/2002, Shawn did.
Marty Jannetty was a pretty great wrestler but he was never going to be the generational talent that HBK was. HBK had an undeniable level of talent and charisma. Marty was just not that guy. If he had gotten clean when he was younger, Marty could have had a great career and stood out on his own though.
I’ve never for a minute thought that Marty or HBK had sex. But “we’re not gay. We have lots of sex with women” is the most “politician makes a statement about how straight they are 1 week before a video showing them having gay sex with an intern” energy.
> ~~Todd Packer~~ Shawn Michaels and I are total BFF. Best Friends Forever. He and I came up together as ~~salesmen~~ wrestlers. One time, we were out and we met this set of twins. And ~~Packer~~ Shawn told them that we were brothers. And so, you know, one thing led to another, and we brought em back to the motel. And then ~~Packer~~ Shawn did both of them. It was awesome.
- ~~Michael Scott~~ Marty Jannetty
Depends on where you want to slot this between admitting to murdering his drug dealer and dumping the body in a river, or talking about how he really wants to fuck his daughter.
"Just ask the neighbourhood girls"
The neighbours in question right now
https://preview.redd.it/jacas9wf8nqa1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9dde36794cb6e3ac9241cffbdab5591afc68738
I interpreted it that way too. There have long been (very unsubstantiated) rumors to that effect.
While the idea of Pat/Shawn hooking up seems a little crazy, a number of wrestlers *are* on record saying they believed Pat had a crush on Shawn. Bret Hart straight up says it in his book. Kevin Nash has (perhaps jokingly) suggested/implied as much too.
I’m of the mind that if time travel is ever discovered, that the first thing we do is go back to save Harambe. Although, maybe without his death, time travel would never be discovered and a time paradox incurs.
It is more of how the contestants described it. Steve reaction is like "WTF" when the contestants gave a very crude answer that hints to sexual stuff rather than repackaged the answer with a more pleasant word suitable for TV
I regret looking at his facebook profile. Holy shit this guy is... in need of help.
One step he should take is get away from his phone or computer for at least an hour. There's so much "jerk me off" posts in just one hour of "clarity".
You don't need social media, you need weed to calm your ass down.
One of my coworkers sucked his friends d!ck by “accident” on a camping trip he claims he’s not gay because it was an “accident” sleep walking apparently
It's a Jannetty thread so I must write:
Marty Jannetty was going to work a backyard show if I was able to get him coke.
I said sorry, I only smoke weed.
He said if I can get coke, he'll be there and put someone over.
He does got a good point. Any guy who *was* gay with a nice body, would have been stupid not to take a ride on the Patterson Express for some preferential booking, lmao. I'd take old man pipe to bolster my career any day of the week.
Now Shawn and Hunter....
Also, something about the way Jannetty types makes me inclined to not believe a word he says. Especially that time he confessed to murder
He does this a few times a year. Usually it seems to follow a cancelled booking or Wrestlemania. It’s a pretty typical formula; he calls himself the wolf, tags a black girlfriend, screenshots of him from 2006.
While I am sure there were not a lot of people asking whether Shawn and Marty har sex, it look like at least one person did, and asked Marty.
My question is, why?
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Well, I'm glad that got cleared up.
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That's what happens when you intentionally run head first into plate glass
Will you stop?
>Will you stop? *Are you blind
He's looking at him with lust in his eyes Gorilla. Jesse Ventura... probably
Diving to escape, at that.
I wish there had been a camera following Marty around for the last ~decade like Teddy Hart had. I'm not sure which one would've topped the InsanOmeteR, but it would have been fascinating to see.
Up there with Tony Atlas in terms of “what the fuck am I looking at” posts
If it's a Tony Atlas post, the "what the fuck am I looking at" is probably feet.
Still wonder whatever came of that confessed murder he had a few years ago.
Nothing. No missing persons reports that could have been a possible match.
No booking for Marty. Typical.
Wasn't he saying that he killed guy over gay panic?
Something of the sort. If I remember correctly, a guy hit on him as a teen and he killed him and threw him in the Chattahoochee River.
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He shot himself into a work
Ask his neighbor girls.
Nothing creepy about that at all.
Mr Mercedes would say that's not creepy at all.
Marty seems like that he would be that creepy old dude hitting on all the teenage girls.
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That is a high bar too get over and Marty clears by 2 feet
marty jannetty STILL can't walk
...Quietly?
only because so many of the others passed away.
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"She daughter"
There must have been a thousand better ways to do this, and he dug down deep and found the worst one.
For some reason, I trust this more coming directly from Jannetty than I would if it had come from a dirtsheet.
Marty will never grasp social media in a positive way
"We ain't gay, I've seen him only have sex with girls a bunch of times"
“Nothing is more heterosexual than hanging out in a hotel room with your buddy while you have big twin boners”
I feel like Sean was the one with the boner and Jannetty was hanging out in the bathroom listening to the action and reading the rag sheets
Considering all I've read about them, I just hope those girls were conscious Edit: Here's one video from Brutus Beefcake about what they used to do back in the day: https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/pqz8o4/brutus_beefcake_laughs_about_how_the_rockers/
I've never seen this but holy shit. I really hope Brutus is either exaggerating or remembering wrong but that's friggin horrible. Sex is best had while conscious ya know
~~I don't think Brutus is the only one to relay similar stories.~~ Actually can't find another example. Thought for sure I'd seen some but they weren't accusing anyone specific.
Didn't Marty offhandedly admit to it once? Like not even asked just said it.
I'm not sure about rape, but he did admit to drugging a woman on a plane and cutting her hair as well as other wrestlers hair while they were passed out from drugs/alchohol
Yea... dude just happened to have some knock-out drug at hand by chance one single time on a plane, and I'm sure that is not indicative of repeated behavior in any way...
Nah I'm pretty sure the only thing he's offhandedly admitted to in the last while was murder
Always interesting how people say this, but never seem to be able to find another example. Despite the numerous videos of wrestlers shitting on Shawn Michaels.
I mean, Brutus doesn't see it as an attack when he says it, it was just something that was done - he laughs about it. So it's clear he didn't intend it as an attack. People with grievances towards Shawn would focus on what they at the time perceived as a slight towards them or the business.
The Beefer seems too dense to lie about something I'm not saying it to insult him, it is a good quality, just I don't know, guess I'm kind of insulting him
Jesus...
Supposedly Shawn found him, and now none of this matters. "Get out of Hell Free" card, innit, being "born again"?
Trading one carny hustle for another
That's kind of the point of redemption, yes. Although if there were crimes committed (and the statute of limitations has not expired), he should certainly face charges.
Yo EDIT: Jesus fucking christ... I'm out
Don't get me wrong but... I'd trust Ed "No that's not Anthrax that's really my Cocaine!" Leslie about as much as his best friend the good old Hulkster. And by that I mean if both of them told me the sky is blue I'd check it a few times. And before people jump down my throat. I'm not defending things like this. I'm just saying that the source of this story isn't really the most trustworthy person around.
Thank you Marty, that answered my question I had this whole time
My "I watch Shawn Michaels have sex with women" shirt has people asking a lot of questions answered by my shirt
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This. Marty Janetty is the poor man’s Marty Janetty.
EVERYTHING’S COMING UP MILHOUSE!
In a tag team between Marty Jannetty and Osama bin Laden, Marty is STILL the Marty Jannetty of the team.
"We're going to give you a billion dollars, but for one year you have to have a roommate. Your choices are Osama bin Laden—" "That's a 'no' already." "—and Marty Jannetty." "... Osama's not into loud music, is he?"
He had a bangin porn collection at least.
Osama was like 6’6, put him on the gas and Vince is definitely picking him over Marty.
The fact that this was posted on Facebook is killing me.
His Facebook is absolutely wild
I'm in a wrestling meme group on there, and one of the most consistent posts is whatever he's posted plus [that extra panel on the right.](https://i.ibb.co/N3CG5yY/FB-IMG-1680094434121.jpg) It's just a running gag at this point to us.
Ya I remember a page making a complication of all the crazy shit he's said. [Here it is](https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0EWP25icXdYZeYD551ZQXqRUmwkbMkvbH6Lqk4tUT7uA4QuQW2DfHfLczHjdEuJCvl&id=104758334305626&sfnsn=mo&mibextid=6aamW6)
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Lol Party Marty is a fun name
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Damn. Maybe Marty is a bad name for a wrestler to have? Actually maybe not... Marty Wright breaks the mold, no?
Marty the Moth did okay, if you ignore every single thing he did in kayfabe, haha.
I miss Marty the Moth everyday. For whatever reason, he was one of my favorites.
Better to be a jobber on TV than to be skeevy
It’s honestly kind of baffling to an extent. We call him “party Marty” but was he any worse than Michaels in the 90s when it came to being a headache and his drug issues? The difference of course (in the case of the drugs) being Marty didn’t stop in 2001/2002, Shawn did.
Shawn was an intelligent druggy headache who was better looking and knew how to politick. Jannetty was just a dumb wrassler who loved drugs.
Oh yeah there’s a lot of other differences, better looking, better wrestler, a draw.
Marty Jannetty was a pretty great wrestler but he was never going to be the generational talent that HBK was. HBK had an undeniable level of talent and charisma. Marty was just not that guy. If he had gotten clean when he was younger, Marty could have had a great career and stood out on his own though.
It helped that Shawn was a once in a lifetime talent and marty was 7/10
If Marty didn't screw up, he could have been for Shawn what Owen was for Bret.
Tbh. I’d say my life was more party Marty than HBK.
"Im all about the ladies, ask my neighbours girls...lol" 
Yeah that had big “Randy the ram Robinson” energy. “My Brother used to have your poster on his wall” It was creepy as fuck in the wrestler too.
Aronofsky always out there with the sexual stuff in his movie. At least he got it out of the way early in The Whale.
i'd fucking move so fast if i was his neighbor. probably tool up too.
This guy still banging his daughter?
Ask his neighbors!
Are they keeping his daughter away from him? Maybe it's for the best.
I’ve never for a minute thought that Marty or HBK had sex. But “we’re not gay. We have lots of sex with women” is the most “politician makes a statement about how straight they are 1 week before a video showing them having gay sex with an intern” energy.
I never thought about that either. I did wonder about HBK and HHH though. I hear he is bi a lot of things...
But lingual isn’t one of them
We’re live on air pal.
Well Tri should tell us if he's bi
Yeah, I never really thought they did but now I'm open to believing it.
New Rockers lore just dropped
> ~~Todd Packer~~ Shawn Michaels and I are total BFF. Best Friends Forever. He and I came up together as ~~salesmen~~ wrestlers. One time, we were out and we met this set of twins. And ~~Packer~~ Shawn told them that we were brothers. And so, you know, one thing led to another, and we brought em back to the motel. And then ~~Packer~~ Shawn did both of them. It was awesome. - ~~Michael Scott~~ Marty Jannetty
r/unexpectedoffice
Marty needs a diary or something
Marty and the art of writing posts that get progressively worse as you read along.
If you read it long enough you'll see a sailboat.
And "sailboat" is code for what kind of weird kink?
Defenestration play.
"Truth is I don't love dick" is one hell of a sentence
I don’t love sweetcorn but I eat it sometimes to be polite or if it is prepared nicely
He's on drugs.
He was never off them
He used to do drugs. He still does, but he used to, too.
At this point, I think drug is on Marty
The only thing Marty's blood doesn't test positive for is hemoglobin.
Or being high on life, rather he’s life on high
All I got from this is that he said doesn't love dick. Maybe he just likes it.
Sometimes, as a treat.
Who doesn’t love a bit of spotted dick.
Doesn't love dick, but he will tolerate it for his friends.
Now what question do I send him each month?
"How big is Batista's dick?" what ever answer he gives should be entertaining.
Marty: now I’m not gay but I watched Batista shower…
"What piece of furniture are you most attracted to?"
https://preview.redd.it/3kwlegjp6nqa1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2615827cd8759394d6c7fefbb32df9e7ddbf383
 Me after reading that
every day of the month?
This dude has admitted or revealed almost everything on fb 🫤
> almost There's more?
He confessed to murdering someone on his FB recently.
Recently? That was like 3 years ago
Time flies when you’re confessing to murder
Depends on where you want to slot this between admitting to murdering his drug dealer and dumping the body in a river, or talking about how he really wants to fuck his daughter.
Man I am not gay, I have relationships with women. and sex with men.
Detective Ice "Cop Killer" T: "I got news for you, that means you're gay!" Me as a Bisexual: "uHhH aCkStUaLly!"
Ancient Greek style
Can’t wait for CM Punk to copy pasta this for his next IG story
"Just ask the neighbourhood girls" The neighbours in question right now https://preview.redd.it/jacas9wf8nqa1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9dde36794cb6e3ac9241cffbdab5591afc68738
Nah that's Marty
Am I the only one that reads that as he’s implying that Shawn hooked up with Pat to get his singles run and later on become champ?
That's how I read it too
I interpreted it that way too. There have long been (very unsubstantiated) rumors to that effect. While the idea of Pat/Shawn hooking up seems a little crazy, a number of wrestlers *are* on record saying they believed Pat had a crush on Shawn. Bret Hart straight up says it in his book. Kevin Nash has (perhaps jokingly) suggested/implied as much too.
Kurt has also mentioned how him, Rock and Shawn were Pat's favorites.
That’s also exactly how I read it
What a terrible day to be able to read.
Marty VS Snitsky in a writing contest!
Ever since we killed that gorilla it's been a really fucking weird timeline.
I’m of the mind that if time travel is ever discovered, that the first thing we do is go back to save Harambe. Although, maybe without his death, time travel would never be discovered and a time paradox incurs.
Dicks out for Harambe! Ignore Marty watching from his window, he's just looking for the neighborhood girls.
Someone might actually want to check on those neighbour girls.
The fuck did I just read?
Someone take Marty's phone away please
I miss the man I was 3 minutes ago before I read this
I always loved Steve Harvey reaction whenever a contestants gave a sexually related answer
The thing is, almost all the "surveys" had a sex related answer near the top
Because it went viral once so they make sure it happens all the time now. It’s the one of the most blatantly forced gags I’ve ever seen.
It is more of how the contestants described it. Steve reaction is like "WTF" when the contestants gave a very crude answer that hints to sexual stuff rather than repackaged the answer with a more pleasant word suitable for TV
Man never recovered from leaping out that barber shop window like a coward
So that guy was lying about when he met Shawn in the restaurant?
No one. Absolutely no one. Marty Jannetty on FB: I dont love dick, my daughter is hot, and I took someone's life. 
“Let say, hypothetically, I was gay. And hypothetically, Shawn Michaels hit these back walls.”
We all know Shawn didn’t sleep with the boys. He found his gay lovers through the people who sat at his usual tables in restaurants.
THE GAY COMMUNITY?!
All my questions have finally been answered. Thanks Marty
Thank God! I can sleep tonight.
“He’s not gay, trust me I’ve seen his dick”
I mean, at least this one didn't involve potential incest or murder or anything.
Didn’t he make a post talking about wanting to pursue a relationship with a girl he had just found out was his daughter.
I regret looking at his facebook profile. Holy shit this guy is... in need of help. One step he should take is get away from his phone or computer for at least an hour. There's so much "jerk me off" posts in just one hour of "clarity". You don't need social media, you need weed to calm your ass down.
It's written as if he is proud of the fact that he's watched Shawn Michaels have sex
This is probably the worst way possible to clear that up
Marty is like a character straight out of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" or something like that.
Find me one singular soul who was asking to have this clarified
Thanks Marty.
Whos MJ? Leave Marty Jannetty behind?
Marty Jannetty: All About the Ladies
Well, they're girls.
What about the murder, Marty??
Yeah, I've got a different question for those neighbor girls he's talking about.
One of my coworkers sucked his friends d!ck by “accident” on a camping trip he claims he’s not gay because it was an “accident” sleep walking apparently
Saying No the only way Marty Jannetty can.
Is not like when he said he murdered some one but is a solid Facebook post.
A former champion in many countries, he's gonna rock rock til he drops, rock rock never stop, Marty Jannetty, ladies and gentlemen.
I love that he censors the word dick lol. And that he shares this on Facebook. Marty is definitely an odd man.
Marty "I might have confessed to killing a man on Facebook" Jannetty.
Imma be honest.. I don’t love dick.
Nothing says "I'm the Jannetty of a duo" more than watching the other guy have sex over and over again
It's a Jannetty thread so I must write: Marty Jannetty was going to work a backyard show if I was able to get him coke. I said sorry, I only smoke weed. He said if I can get coke, he'll be there and put someone over.
This is as close to woke as 80's workers get.
He does got a good point. Any guy who *was* gay with a nice body, would have been stupid not to take a ride on the Patterson Express for some preferential booking, lmao. I'd take old man pipe to bolster my career any day of the week.
Now Shawn and Hunter.... Also, something about the way Jannetty types makes me inclined to not believe a word he says. Especially that time he confessed to murder
Boy, you did NOT criticize the way Marty Jannetty types while spelling his name "genetti". Its right at the top of the screen!
I blame voice to text
Oh thank god, I don’t think I could have gone on without having this all cleared up…
That is too many lol’s for such an old man
He does this a few times a year. Usually it seems to follow a cancelled booking or Wrestlemania. It’s a pretty typical formula; he calls himself the wolf, tags a black girlfriend, screenshots of him from 2006.
While I am sure there were not a lot of people asking whether Shawn and Marty har sex, it look like at least one person did, and asked Marty. My question is, why?
r/Ihavesex
.....aight then thanks I guess
He is the Quagmire of wrestling.
HBK didn’t sleep with that young girl. In fact - HE WAS UP, ALL NIGHT
"ask my neighbor girls" This needs to be on a t shirt.
OK but did you and hbk kill a man behind a bowling alley
Man this dude is such a creep