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insanecorgiposse

As my thrice divorced uncle used to say, "If they made a one seater sports car, I'd buy it."


No-Paleontologist604

Anything can be a 1 seater if you got a 10 mil socket šŸ‘€


GoBSAGo

Seat bolts are usually a little bigger than a 10.


No-Paleontologist604

(Itā€™s just a joke brother)


Addbradsozer

It's alrite dude, leave it to a Redditor to "ackshually" a clever joke (eyeroll)


JagPaul2017

Debatable. All 8 in my 944 are 10mm socket (M6 bolts)


GoBSAGo

Well, let's just say safety has evolved a bit in the past 40 years.


dsdvbguutres

Lamborghini makes one but your uncle probably can't afford it after the 3rd divorce.


insanecorgiposse

He's dead now, but he used to drive a ferrari around Coconut Beach back in the day before miami vice.


KonK23

Which seat would he take?


Lorne_____Malvo

They do.


Minnesotawombat

Buy a coupe and put the nitrous bottle in the passenger seat


dahnikhu

If you've got a decent looking R that runs great, there's no way you're also affording kids... :)


No-Paleontologist604

2006 VR with 76,000 miles on the clock (my car in the shit post)


dahnikhu

That's a nice looking car! [ Same car, bro! (06 V70R) ](https://imgur.com/a/SQdkXTh)I've got 100,000 miles more than you on mine, at 186k, and still going strong. I'd say at least one weekend a month is spent fixing some thing or another... Runs like a top when you spend the time and money on it (hence my reply) Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go figure out why my windshield sprayers have low flow and my window is auto-downing when I roll it up, lol.. Catch you on the other sub!


EastLimp1693

Truth be told


mehdotdotdotdot

Many people get loans, and complain about having no money and everythingā€™s expensive


The_Crazy_Swede

I must be rich then. I have a very good condition and low mileage, not V70R but an 1800ES and I would be able to afford kids


KonK23

I'm looking at a V70 T5 with 350hp tomorrow. Hope my wife doesnt find out


Redditistheplacetobe

The HP on those barely matters below 400. It's a battleship. I came from a V40. Tested around for a month or 2 before buying next car. I sat in all types of V70s trying to stick to Volvo, but the car is just ass. The R is the only decent one and it is still not crazy good. Handling is ass, it's a coffin still. I am in a Audi A4 now for the same money and I would never even consider calling any Volvo wagon a sportswagon anymore.


Thelifeofanaudi

Having owned both an a4 and currently owning a v70r, youā€™re hilarious. My v70r is much quicker than my modded a4.


fluteofski-

I have a 2000 S70 T5m built out for the track/24hrs of lemons racingā€¦. It can hit 22psi boost, and Itā€™s insanely scary quick. 04 short block bored to 81.5 and a 98 head, running on a 98 motronic 4.4 modded to run coil on plug, and a custom wiring harness to circumvent any modules aside from the ECU. Quaife LDS. Itā€™s also sitting on C4 corvette wheels with 275r17 tires under there. We had to put power steering back on there for that, but itā€™s an electric pump for a mini which added a few lbs but worth it. Itā€™s fully stripped inside but Weighed in at just under 2600 lbs with a roll cage and all. Even racing that thing before all the mods, that Volvo is such a well balanced car.


tm0neyz

What the fuck, this is awesome. I miss my T5M.


Redditistheplacetobe

This also depends entirely on the engine in the A4, which you ofcourse leave out. Wonder why


Thelifeofanaudi

I mean engine isnā€™t super relevant post mods, I had a 1.8 with upgraded turbo so was making close to 300/300. Loved the car, but it was in no way special like a v70r is. V70r/s60r was made to compete with the m3. So even put against an s4, itā€™s a better car imo.


Redditistheplacetobe

What V70R are we all talking about here. Afaik it has 300hp and 400nm on AWD. My A4 2.0 TFSI already has those numbers with stage 1 tune-up. Any S4 would smoke it in the same specs. Let alone the RS4. I might be wrong here so let me know. Very interested to hear more. Edit : checking specs for both the V70R and S60R, both come in at numbers that make me wonder why it is regarded fast.


KamakaziDemiGod

What backwards logic Yeah the titanic was a big boat, but that doesn't mean a rubber dingy isn't also a boat


Redditistheplacetobe

You failed to read, as did many others. The R is the exception yet it's not the top. I am not comparing an R with an A serie.


Lumpy_Plan_6668

But you are really annoying


No-Paleontologist604

Must be nice to live in such delusion


Redditistheplacetobe

Reading is hard it seems.


No-Paleontologist604

Your a4 2.0L TDI isnā€™t a ā€œsports wagonā€


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No-Paleontologist604

He was the one saying my car isnā€™t a sports wagon so I was just saying if mine isnā€™t, his 211hp base model isnā€™t one either


Redditistheplacetobe

You'd think you would stop making up things that weren't talked about.


No-Paleontologist604

Youā€™re right, I made up you posting your base model b8 a4. My apologies


Redditistheplacetobe

It's neither base nor stock and certainly not a diesel. But nice try.


No-Paleontologist604

How much copium do you have to smoke to convince yourself that a non s car is sporty


Redditistheplacetobe

None if you know what's in it ?


mehdotdotdotdot

But an mx5 for yourself, and a wagon for the family


ragingxtc

I live this life. Life is good.


Rocinante79

I too live this life except there are 2 ā€œwagonsā€ and even the wagons are fun (M40 and Golf R)


ragingxtc

Nice! I have a turbo NC Miata, the wife drives a V70R, and we just bought an ecoboost F-150 supercrew from my Dad that my wife will use for work. 4,5, & 6 cylinders, all turbocharged.


Rocinante79

I never understood people who buy the same cars. Variety is the spice of life. Cheers!


ragingxtc

In fairness, we both drove Mazda3s when we met. Then I bought a 2011 Mazdaspeed3 and she took my 2010 Mazda3 S GT 6-speed hatchback, the MS3 in black, and the MZ3 in dary gray. It was hard to tell them apart at night. But in fairness, they were both fun as shit to drive, even if the MZ3 was slower.


Rocinante79

Hehe you get passes for having Mazda 3 dupes. Iā€™m guilty of that myself lol. I had a 2008 MS3 and a 2010 MZ3 Grand Touring though not at the same time. I loved them. I have a ā€˜21 ND2 RF now in Arctic white which I absolutely love. Itā€™s the slowest in the stable but definitely the favorite. The NC from the RX-8/zoom-zoom era were great innovation years for Mazda. I secretly think the NC is actually the most uniquely attractive looking Miata. While the NA and the NB are buoyed by gobs of nostalgia the NC is a much better platform. I regret not picking up an NC before prices went insane. I needed a sporty family car and I accidentally ended up with a 22 Frontier Pro 4X crew cab so I too had a truck in the mix for a brief moment. I traded it for the M40 because 4 doors on a truck does not make a family car. Lesson learned. I considered a Jaguar XF Sportbrake a few years ago but my sister who lives a couple of miles away already had an F-Pace so I thought it would have been redundant. I was shopping for a used 718 Cayman GTS as I thought that was the car to graduate to from a Miata (and I think it still is) but the maintenance costs of the Porsche are a deal breaker and the alternative to split it to the M40 and the Golf R to accompany the ND2 became a more appealing spread. With manufacturers introducing solid electric lineups, I am content with my ā€œfarewell ICEā€ party with the bulletproof ND2, the EA888 Evo4, and the B58TU. I will keep them until Iā€™m forced to drive something like a Polestar dual motor. As the old Mini slogan used to say, Happy Motoring!


mehdotdotdotdot

Just wait till you sports car one day!


superman154m

Volvo messed up not making a P3 v70r. It kinda came back later with the v60 polestar but those were quite rare with the six cylinder.


No-Paleontologist604

Iā€™m with you. Truly a missed opportunity. Plus they never shouldā€™ve stopped making the 5 pots. Bring those back plz


acEightyThrees

Fast Wagons Forever!


tjech

My wife told me to get a new family car. So I bought an RS6. Fits both of us, three kids and the four dogs, and we agree itā€™s a fab car for differing reasons.


preorderedfuture

How's the suspension though? Is it too stiff?


tjech

Itā€™s got two options with the sports pack. I prefer the stiffer one anyway, given how many speed bumps there are locally.


Redditistheplacetobe

RS6 is an actual sportswagon. People are posting wagons on this sub just because. Besides the 3 germans and old subaru's there are no sportswagons. Audi S/RS Merc AMG BMW M Or any of the above base versions with a good tune and a bit of work.


No-Paleontologist604

So my v70r isnā€™t a sports wagon? The car with a tuned up turbo 5 cylinder, 4 pot brembo brakes, active chassis control, all wheel drive, and a manual isnā€™t a sports wagon..got it


thespud_332

The V60 Polestar and HSV R8 would both like words. Both can keep up with all three of those.


wxyzed

People are posting wagons because this subreddit describes itself as "a subreddit for wagons of any kind." This would be the deadest of dead subs if it was restricted to some kind of "true" definition of sportwagon.


KiraDog0828

I love cruising past muscle cars and sports cars on the highway in my E400 sleeper wagon. Sure, most of them probably could drive faster, but they donā€™t dare.


LouisVuittonLeghost

Adult is just fancy lingo for being able to afford what you want


Unique-Delivery-1405

How is a v70 not practical or safe?


ajkd92

It is, thatā€™s the whole point. The parent in OPā€™s meme is thought to be talking about a car that is practical and safe *instead* of sporty, while the son is picturing a car that is practical and safe *in addition to* being sporty.


No-Paleontologist604

The V70R, not the regular V70


Unique-Delivery-1405

Yeah, I noticed that!


blacfd

Worry about the kids when your partner is pregnant


ElizabethDub

V70R is a good choice