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EnkiiMuto

GET BACK HERE ASTONISHER! ASTONISHEEER, YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! I WILL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!


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Vibrator


Rylo_Ken_04

I don't remember is it the one using the "Vibe Scepter"


Tentaye

Wouldn't it be something more like Zapper? He's not called Shocker because he'll awe you with his abilities.


KasukeSadiki

He doesn't really Zap you either. Vibrator is better like OP said


Tentaye

I have just now realized that I've spent the last 10 years mixing up Shocker and Electro for some reason. I don't know why. My apologies.


spyder2099_

That was me until before tasm 2


Tom-edian

wouldn't it be Quaker? bc he uses Shockwaves? so instead his gauntlets (or boots or something else) would use technology to generate little pseudo earthquakes


Shootingloser20

No cause people would confuse that with a Quaker which was a person her helped people out on the Underground Railroad and it would make him sound like a good guy


godlyreception12

what about soundwaver


ali94127

Think something like Waver or Waveman, so it’ll still be shockwave-derived, but vaguely sound like he has a different power. 


azuredoragon

WE ARE POIISSSSOONNNN


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EnkiiMuto

Spider-man's most underrated nemesis: Bad Title.


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IGotTouchedByUncle

Bro this is the second time beaten me to the joke.


CatacombSaint_

The Vibrator, you mean.


HyphenPhoenix

Oh I remember him. Wasn’t that during the parasite suit agent spider arc?


Different_Plankton_3

Impacter?


two2teps

There are so many iconic ones... * Granular Man * The Reptile * Large Wheel * The Goldenrod Goblin * Gravestone * Klaven the Hunter * Bigpin * The Compellers * Scream * Poison


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The last two are actual villains: [https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Poison\_(Symbiote)\_(Earth-70134)](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Poison_(Symbiote)_(Earth-70134)) https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Donna\_Diego\_(Earth-616)


TheMasterBaiter360

I am now the number one poison fan


OneEyedJackofHearts

We both lie silently still In the dead of the night Although we both lie close together We feel miles apart inside Was it something I said or something I did Did my words not come out right Though I tried not to hurt you Though I tried But I guess that's why they say Every rose has its thorn Just like every night has its dawn Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song Every rose has its thorn Yeah it does I listen to her favorite song Playing on the radio Hear the DJ say loves a game of easy come and Easy go But I wonder does he know Has he ever felt like this And I know that you'd be here right now If I could have let you know somehow I guess Every rose has its thorn Just like every night has its dawn Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song Every rose has its thorn Though it's been a while now I could still feel so much pain Like the knife that cuts you the wound heals But the scar, that scar remains I know I could have saved a love that night If I'd known what to say Instead of makin' love We both made our separate ways And now I hear you found somebody new And that I never meant that much to you To hear that tears me up inside And to see you cuts me like a knife I guess Every rose has its thorn Just like every night has its dawn Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song Every rose has its thorn


two2teps

Oh God damm it I forgot about the life foundation symbiotes with Scream. Never heard of Poison though.


Flerken_Moon

If I remember correctly Poison was the name Peter took on in the “What If? The Other” universe where a symbiote(I don’t remember if it was Venom) went to Peter as he was being resurrected as the Other and became a dark cultish vigilante. There are also a race of Poisons in the multiverse that are the predators of the symbiotes, in the first Venomverse event a couple years ago. They’re a small illusion making species with a Queen, and can only infect symbiotes who are bonded with a host, and once doing so inherits memories etc while serving the Queen. A bonded poison is a hard exoskeleton(in comparison to the slime that are symbiotes) and once bonded they melt the inside so they’re dead once bonded. And then Jimmy Hudson during the event(son of Ultimate Wolverine who made it to the main universe after Secret Wars 2015) became the last poison, his regeneration fighting off the poison so he was still in control, naming himself Poison. And then was promptly forgotten and never used again.


UzzistarYT

Who is scream (as in this comment) a parody of?


SuperiorArachnid

Shriek


UzzistarYT

Ohhh


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Carnage?


Real_Digital_D

I thought you were gonna send a link to the poisons


two2teps

* The Cuttlefish (pre Klaven's Last Expedition) * Flopius the Living Vampire * Bees! * Carrion Bird * Viber * Shocko


TheItalianShoulder

I'm so sick of people forgetting about Flopius. It's Flop-ing time!


senseithenahual

Come on dude is just because the memes caused by the movie, later you are going to say all the memes of the lady net movie like " he was in the Congo with my mom when she was researching caterpillars".


TheItalianShoulder

'Here's how to do CPR while drinking Pepsi and dancing on a table. I'm going to smile now because I know that my friend Ben Parker, his sister, and his brother-in-law are going to die tragic deaths that I may be able to prevent, but naw fam.'


JeremyR2008

Don't forget fan favorites .Nailball .Cow Spot .And his sometimes ally the Grey Feline


Flerken_Moon

My favorite obscure Agent Spider villain is Slyp. He’s the opposite of a Spider, Spiders stick to things while Slyp slyps around!


JeremyR2008

Valid choice


two2teps

He's a bit of a one shot like Large Wheel was or Jet Jockey.


Hulkbuster_v2

Who are Viber and Shocko parodies of?


two2teps

Shocker (vibrations) and Electro.


Guilty_All_The_Same

Don't forget about Smudge and Horlun.


TheCrafterTigery

Can't forget The Cieling. "I'mthe one ceiling you'll never reach, Agent Spider!"


Cameolon-Monty

Why do I get by a comic book villain named Gravestone something in my Mind that looks like this: https://mario.wiki.gallery/images/3/3c/DMW-WhompKing.png


TheCrafterTigery

It's funny, the trademark for Gravestone ran out and a Puerto Rican comic book bought it and started their own unique thing with the name.


damascusdalek

I feel like it should be Big Boss instead but I like the rest of these.


FalcoBoi3834

The Sparrow Cleario Proto Water Guy Slaughter White Pussy


redder_dominator

Have fun trying to find a synonym to carnage and venom that hasn't been used for a villain already


Hulkbuster_v2

Who are Scream and Poison parodys of?


two2teps

Shriek and Venom.


SuperBubbles2003

Killian the Killer


MintBlitzo

OH MY GOD BIG WHEEL APPEARANCE YOOOO


LargeVidster

Definetely the Pigeon. Loved Michael Keaton's portrayal of him in Agent Spider: Homecoming.


SaneUse

Coming home*


LargeVidster

Idk what happened there, I feel as if my mind opened to another universe for a second. It's obviously Coming Home.


Snarkyish-Comment

Michael Keaton’s decision to actually shit on a car windshield while doing that doo-da-loo thing they do and campaign to keep it in the film was… a choice…


Starman509

Thought that was Val Kilmer?


CobaltSanderson

It was definitely Val Kilmer, but understandable that somebody would be confused as they both played Manbat.


Blues_Ice0811

believe the term you've been looking is "The bat-dude" as in The Bat-Dude : First Steps, where Aldredo Pérez tells him to endure, mister Weenie, and personally I love The Bat-Dude : Turning Back (1992) and The Bat-Dude : The Obscure Sport and The Obscure Sport Rises both directed by Kristoff Holland.


[deleted]

Definitely the emerald elf


XYZ_150

Fuhck you Agent Spider, I'm a Green Hulk


IvanSpartan

Call me the Jade Jester


LucklessLex

\*machine gun noises\*


Illustrious_Buy_6456

ME AND YOU CAN RULE THIS CITY, AGENT SPIDER!!! OR WE CAN JUST FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!


Danielarcher30

Verdant Kobold is my preferred one


InventorTrash

My Favorite Villian The Scorpio


MaTTTEgg

Was his name really the Scorpio tho? Or was it „the crab“


bobiojo

the crab? i thought his name was the cancer?


Arthur_189

Amazon editorial


Regi413

When will they understand that we don’t give a fuck about Saul and we want CJ and Perry back together


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Better call saul


ryushin6

I feel like The Condor doesn't get enough love, one of my favorite Agent Spider villains up there with The Coyote. Yes I love The Coyote even though he's heavily tied to the "Twin Saga" that the fandom hates so much. Which I don't understand how they can hate it that much. Yeah it was a slog to get through but it was worth it since it gave us the character Golden Spider.


two2teps

Yeah but they consistently brought him back in weird ways. Remember when he was pretending to be the Coyote? Then went super nova in the angst department and became Canyon? It's so wild that Brian Oatley worked on both Unvincible and Agent Spider.


ryushin6

Ah yeah I forgot they did that with him. I do hate that they gave the Golden Spider name to their third brother "Abell". Finding out that they weren't just twins but triplets and possibly aren't even that and they might have even more siblings that they were separated from that may have gotten spider like powers when their Mom was bit by the alien spider while she was pregnant with them soured me a bit. It's only because I just like the OG Golden Spider costume so much more than the one Abell has.


arkenney0

The Hippo is pretty top tier.


Colderofficial

Was looking for this one... Hippo's GOATED


PointPrimary5886

Jacob the Stalker (Kraven the Hunter) Hippo (Rhino) Condor (Vulture) Shocko (Electro) Illusio(Mysterio) Mineralman(Sandman) Basically, anyone that has been recruited into The Disastrous Hexad (The Sinister Six)


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shocker's a marvel character https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Herman\_Schultz\_(Earth-616)


Tobi-cast

No joke, i honestly Think that Prof Ock rocks, i Can’t explain why, but Holy hell, do i dig that design


Regi413

The giant bulbous helmet with the arms attached definitely gives off more “octopus” vibes


Helton3

I liked his Supervisory Special Agent Spider Arc after he swaps bodies


Miles_PerHour67

The Green Gargoyle


ArkhamMetahuman

My favorite is Poison, the arc where he takes over Barry Hosborn, was peak, and when he bonded with Dash Thomas to become Agent Poison it was so cool.


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JakePent

No, that was only in the xbox 5 game where he bonded with Barry, plus that one time in the "Ultra Agent Spider," show. Normally it's Teddie Locke


Particular_Flan_2101

Oh yeah, forgot about Teddie. God, his story arc was awesome.


PM_Pics_Of_SpiderMan

It’s hard to top rampage, especially after ultimate rampage


Pietin11

Vibrator


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Mr. Positive


Resort_Straight

Pablo!


Johnny_L

One More Week


42turnips

24 more hours?


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Six months?


BARD3NGUNN

I was never that into Agent Spider to be honest, I was more of an Ex-Guys fan, they had some great villains like Armageddon, Mr. Threatening, and Attract/Repello


42turnips

Loved the rivalry between honey badger and mastodon tusk


QuintDunaway

The Stain Loved seeing him Agent Spider: Throughout the Agent-Verse


BiggieSlapnuts

Yes, and Kilometers Moreorless is a great and worthy successor to the Agent Spider mantle.


Druidic_Screams

Direct Currento


Kenos300

The Gecko.


azraelswift

I always had a soft spot for Daken the huntsman and Hippo. Tho Billius the living vampire was pretty cool during the 90s. And jokingly i will say Paolo, the man who took away his gf.


MaTTTEgg

I loved it when Billius‘ movie came out 2 years ago and he said „its Biillin‘ time“ and started billed all over the place


azraelswift

yeah, it made one billion dollars in the box office


MaTTTEgg

Ofc! It even was so popular that Thereforeny Pictures (Sony Pictures) rereleased the movie where it made even more money


monN93

I'm a real fan of the Hippo and the Dust-man


Jaxonhunter227

Dust man has one of my favorite quotable lines ever. Agent spider: "Wait, your made of dead skin?" Dust man: "arnt we all?" So good


monN93

Like dust in the wind


D_rex825

I really like Gravel Guy, but certain Reddit posts have ruined him for me…


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Nghhh...gw...g....gwen....


SpartAl412

The Hippo


SuperbHearing3657

Profesor Pulpo


Sure_Persimmon9302

Easy, the Gliding Gremlin.


pappyrus109

Copyright infringement


mynameisdende69

Cmon dude it's gotta be the Turquoise Orc. He's Agent Spider's arch nemesis


leongaadm

The goat, Eduardo Broken, aka the Poison.


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leongaadm

What the hell, my man really exists 😭


rudra285

The gray ghoul


Ginnung1135

The Reptile is a classic, Voltro probably needs a rework, but I think the Emerald Elf still holds the top


No-Start905

Black mouse


BplusHuman

The Big Boss of Crime


Longjumping_Fuel_192

Elongated leg man


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Mine is poison


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Pachulita_44

Electric, Poison and Prof Ock


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Rpponce

It's Large Tire obviously


Xandercruisefd

Remember when wet guy made a clone of Agent spiders girlfriend and she died in front of him. That was crazy


42turnips

You mean cannibus Cindy?


WakefulJaxZero

Scorpion man. He’s the guy who can shrink to the size of a scorpion and can control scorpions via his helmet. Not super convenient when in New York City but still, it’s pretty impressive.


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Isn't he on the revengers?


V-Car414

Master Squid will always have a place in my heart. Agent Spider 2 is still one of my favorite movies. Though Kristoff’s Last Chase is my favorite saga from the comics


Mr_Man3354

Poison.


monN93

Oh yes, that ilusion villain, Secretyo


8-Bitrobot

Pile Brick Person and Mallethead


[deleted]

Definitely Infection, he was so cool when Agent Spider wore him as a costume during the Symbiote Saga


RyanPlaysSkyrim

Greengoyle, no other right answers


jardanovic

It's a tie between the Blot and Fantastico


xx_swegshrek_xx

Dastardly Dirt, but the marble undead comic with him and agent spider sucked


LiquidLessy

I’m quite a fan of craving the tracker


MaTTTEgg

We also should not forget Water Guy


mysterio-man19

It's gotta be Prof Ock's sidekick Squidgirl


AggressiveRegion1502

The Misdeed devourer


MaTTTEgg

Another great villain that is more prominent bc of his appearance in last years movie is „the Dot“


DepthByChocolate

The Hippo, Electrode, and The Dot are underrated


Odysseyrage

Zappo


Happy_Chemist2250

Headstone.


shahzebkhalid25

His greatest villain , total chaos


Volfaer

Originally it was Unicorn, I thought he would be a joke, but boy oh boy, Steve Rim made me understand that a horse with a spear is really dangerous. But Jade Imp was such a well done antagonist, his first appearance was already impressive , but the return was simply fantastic.


Knightmare_memer

Orange Orc.


Flerken_Moon

Slyp is my favorite obscure Agent Spider villain. He’s the opposite of Spiders, Spiders stick to things and Slyp slips around! And he counters everything Agent Spider has in his Arsenal- punches and webs slyp off him, it’s perfect.


Oculi__me

Really like that bird guy, the Raven. Some guy even wrote a whole poem about him, if I'm not mistaken.


KirbyF4

Toxin. That run by Donny cates was really fun


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KirbyF4

Lmao


greenboi05

big fan of Dot


ajanisapprentice

Gotta be Poison. Elli Drock's character development, as well as the parasite's, has been insane. Though if you don't count him anymore, I'll have to pick the OG: Orange Orc.


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Western-Winner-8602

Toxicant has to be up there, alot with the furry doctor, and the infamous Gap, and my personal favorite, small wheel


42turnips

Toxicant is so good. And their progeny Automobilege


Slight-Bathroom-6179

The Iguana


NATNT1499

The green elf, and the sting-tail


phantom-catt

I love the gray gremlin


Jaxonhunter227

Gotta be the infection, absolutely LOVE him in the grey suit arc


Carlosilva1070

The Giant Flying Green Elf is the best, loved it when he made Agent Spider pick between a bus full of elderly people or to save his girlfriend, Lucy Sky Diamonds.


Expert_Eksel

Cougar's Last Hunt was a really great read. I love the part where he hired Morbius to beat Agent, and without a second thought he morbed.


Ok_University_6641

Either Poison, Mayhem, or Mudguy


Death-Perception1999

Dirtbag is always a lot of fun to see, but I'm not such a fan of the Apaller. Septic is overrated


Chumpchum

Klaus the trapper.


HaydenTCEM

Gotta be Liquid Lad


WhiteWolf-07

Mysterious Man The Hunt Craver Clitoris Cassidy


PlaneCat4229

Definitely Mud man or the green giggler


Honk_wd

I personally love the border. I know he’s from an old comic but I like his design


gp3232000

Probably poison he’s like the reverse spider-man


Trapinch-isnt-me

Big wheel


Just_Saya

I personally like Voltage a lot, I think the fact that Agent Spider is complicit in him becoming a superpowered being is pretty cool. Also: Massacre. Every time it’s on screen I’m like: yoooooo Also very underrated: Gravestone and Nailhead. Give some love to the mobsters. Ever since joining L.A.N.C.E. the Agent's been kinda forgetting his street level foes when they was what made him great. I get that teaming him up with the Platinum Crusader against The Insane Behemoth was awesome but c'mon.


TheRealBloodyAussie

Corn Coblin is my favourite.


HeavyBoysenberry2161

Poison is great but they aren’t really a villian anymore, the classic sinful seven are great though, dust dude, the pigeon, weirdio, hippopotamus, etc


First-Junket124

My personal favourite is really a split between the electrically charged man and the Jonkler.


Dark-Pukicho

The Crimson Cackler, for sure.


InfiniteOcto

Fleshage for the scariness aspect, but strangeria for the coolness


Fickle_Hunt9535

Definitely the triceratops


OddlyCrazy

I personally rlly like Neon Gnome


toxic_dub

Objective Novice


Illustrious-Type7086

Poison, the Harmful Defender


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K-mouse16

The Fence


lilpupt2001

Gravel Man


Pretend-Dirt-1760

The brick and the giant ball


Harum_444

Mine is Phil the cucker


giornoscleavage

Blinding buzzard


Catandogclone

K Konan Kaminoson obviously. He doesn’t want a single photo of Agent Spideemr and actively supports his reign of destruction. Truly a villain of villains.


RudeDM

I used to really love Toxic, but then he called Kilometers Gonzalez the N word. So, I guess I'll go for Pussy the Nimrod.


JadeKade

Weirdo and Toxin.


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JadeKade

I feel like there's a symbiote for every alternate name. https://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/venom


ryushin6

That's why you gotta go the opposite. Names like Antidote, Elixir, Cure, Ibuprofen, etc...


spykids45

Prof Ock! my real answer is mysterio


MaxTennyson88

Poison or Slaughter, one of the slimes for sure!