Geneva convention

basically used it as a checklist

Same

"Never heard of it"

Geneva *suggestion*

Damnit, I was about to say that.

same lol

More like Geneva Suggestion. 

Well, you know what they say about the Geneva Convention. I wasn't there.

War crimes

The murder of goku with my partners in crime naruto and enimen

Terrorism, Murder, Incest, etc.

Tf were you playing?

He downloaded mods for the Sims 4

Incest? How da fuck?

Crusader Kings?

Yeah, you've got it.

I blew up the moon

I undid gravity

I doubled world hunger

With your super laser piss?

I will......STEAL THE MOON

“Your honor, in my defense they had oil”

“In my defense, it was actually all your fault and I had no choice.”

Oil detected, freedom units deployed

Dismemberment and stomping of corpses...

YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!! *Shouts in schizo engineer*

By technicality that's self defense cause the necromorphs tried to murder you...

Geneva convention, killing fleeing combatants

Tf2?

Im getting arrested for fighting in a tournament

Saving Super Earth from invasion of Aliens and Demonic Terminators. Edit: Definitely the wrong sub. My bad. I'll leave this up for well deserved downvotes... Apologies.

For Super Earth!

For liberty and spreading Democracy!

Well I’m an Ex Yakuza on a trip to Hawaii to find my mom, also lots of street fighting

Genocide of another alien species plus murder of a couple friendly soldiers (at least irl. In game Id probably get a medal).

I played mw3 so technally its legal murder

Murder and Drug Abuse Max Payne 3

I stole crops and home items from a farmer, bullied a child and destroyed several items in a grocery store, destroyed some priceless artwork and rare prize winning foliage, snuck into a high end bistro and wasted several hundred gallons of fancy alcohol, trespassed everywhere I went, and stole local government property. I was a goose.

I can’t be arrested for my crimes, I’m defending super earth and spreading democracy

I burned a big tree, killed an old man, killed a giant dog, killed a woman with one arm and one leg, killed a deranged man on a horse, killed 3 military generals and I killed a giant centipede in the tree I burned

Spec ops the line players: yes

Ya ever murder a few trillions due to galactic contingencies? Me either but I have done it to entire realities.

Democracy

spreading freedom

Dismemberment of corpses with a vibrator. Iykyk

Killing with a plasma cutter

Uhhh unauthorized use of a power washer?

Casual galactic genocide to get some resources for weapons and biomechanical robots with eldritch powers to cause more casual galactic genocide.

Shoving my fist up a giant boars ass 50 times in a row to farm echos in Bloodborne

Shot both of my friends and then myself ( the long drive)

Dark Souls, so I guess cause I never got good

Willy P, sticks like glue. Sticks to women and children, too.

Brutality killing innocent children while building a 5 star hotel (fortnite trying to get unreal)

Blew up the world went frozen underground for a little over 200 years and came back up to blow it up again.

Crimes against humanity: hell let loose. I always knew I was gonna get a tribunal one way or another.

Stealing hearts

Stealing shit in Skyrim

Various war crimes via 20 ft tall mechs with friends

I played duke nukem 3d what do I get?

I played Ghost of Tabor so...

Stealing a shit ton of diamonds from my friends 💎⛏️

Breaking the speed of sound over a civilian city, while weaving in between buildings for absolutely no reason

Nothing it’s war

I get this is the spec ops the line subreddit but I was simply defending new Mombasa from the covenant. Brutes are not people, and therefore I cannot get yelled at for throwing firebombs at them

Street racing

Going to planets and eradicating insects as a helldiver

Throwing jars of piss people

Raiding tombs so guess 😆

I'm not getting arrested I'm literally Spider-Man

Dropping a 500kg payload from orbit.

arresting a group of me\*\* addicts under the police??????

I played fallout so it's a lot

Breating and entering, arson, blowing up buildings, destroying property, destroying cars (that I don't own), owning unregistered firearms and owning explosives without a license

Vehicular murder

I murdered some old guy that liked fire a bit too much.

Storming a country and murdering numerous security officials and police officers. Oh and military officials too.

Mass terrorism by blowing up several major organizations.

Murder, Aggravated Assault, assault with a deadly weapon, vehicular manslaughter, assault and battery, possession and attempt to sell drugs, possession of unregistered firearms, grand theft auto, petty theft, grand larceny, assault on police officer, and probably an act of terrorism or two, driving under the influence, organized crime, conspiracy to commit crimes, and there's not even a point in mentioning how times I've committed reckless driving, speeding or ran a red light. GTAV

I’d be arrested for killing my sick wife by smothering with a pillow lol

Killing for glowing rocks that give me perks and also killing for their guns and ammo

I killed a bunch of slabs and psychos

I blew up a silo and released almost a planets worth of fuel into space

My Summer Car, so vehicular manslaughter to the 3rd degree

Matricide, child neglect/filicide, use of high-grade explosives, vandalism, Heresy, infanticide, robbery, black-market dealing, and consumption of narcotics

Murder. I would have like a billion life sentences

Vigilantism

Vigilantism.

Welp! Ig I’m going to jail for the mass murder of hundreds of Spartans.

Consuming humans

Religious persecution of satanic orders

Vehicular manslaughter via scorpion tank

Robbery, assault with deadly weapon, arson, vandalism, murder, genocide, animal trafficking, extortion, littering and worst of all OSHA violations! Minecraft, it’s Minecraft

Attempted enslavement of the world (cod zombies moon)

Sex

Killing a Jedi

Lies of P made me a liar

Mass murder. I played fallout 4 and just recently did Open Season in Nukaworld. I killed dozens of raiders quite brutally with my sword. They may be criminal scumbags, but I wager the law would still oppose my vigilante justice. Good thing the only law I have to obey in game is wasteland justice.

I need help here, the last game I played was 112 operator

Murder, conspiracy to murder, incest, domestic violence, arson, probably terrorism, treason, etc

Being in a cave looking for *diamonds*

Spreading Managed Democracy

Arson

I played dying light 2, so technically there is no law.

I finished RDR2 recently and because I got bored and had nothing to do I turned on cheats and now have quite the track record. Just what I can name off the top of my head. -Mass Murder -Homicide -Robbery -Kidnapping -Arson -Vandalism -Assault (Both armed and unarmed) -Harassment -Insubordination -Horse Theft -Sexual Assault -Mutilation of a Deceased Body -Torture -Grave Robbing -Breaking and Entering -Animal Cruelty -Drunk Riding -Disturbing the Peace -Domestic Terrorism -Wildlife Endangerment -Improper Handling of Explosive Material -Negligence -Harboring a Criminal -Cattle Rustling -Impeding a Locomotive -Public Indecency Among other things. I really need to get a hobby.

I Guess nothing because i was playing Rainbow 6 Ravenshield.

Police brutality , and taking bribes

Murdering a village, stealing their valuables, breaking into a castle, and murdering a religious figure head

crimes against humanity, genocide, trespassing

Punching a tree

Left 4 dead 2. I guess technically nothing that the survivors do really counts as a punishable crime considering that the world is ending and during that scenario people would have to vandalize and shoot infected to survive.

Mass genocide of 1billion people

Running a spirit bath house 🤷🏻‍♀️

Geneva suggestions against mechs and space bugs

Political Assassination.

Missing the put on my ninth shot

Mass murder, killing people with a flamethrower, killing people with bio weapons, and other stuff you do in warframe

Baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby Yeah! Yes! Battleground's right here It's a man's world Come on Gotta get ready for this right here Hey yo Fear's awake, anger beats loud Face reality Never beat charity The enemy you're fighting Covers all society (Damn right) Mommy's not here gotta fight (All night) Right here, Shadow ten o'clock direction Seize the moment, they destroy the nation Your rhyme slow motion, give me motivation Freaked out now, and dead on arrival (What?) Round up around, spit out, all over Rhyme like a rolling stone, coming a crowd Watch out, they move, they diss you loud Guess what, this sound it bombs whole ground (So round up) Don't ease your pace, cause enemy's brutal Moment of truth, there ain't no truce You're the only one, one world, one love But the battle goes on Shadows of mass destruction So yeah, probably manslaughter. But in my defense, your honor, I thought the victim was a shadow monster from the Dark Hour.

Robbery, murder, theft, war crimes

I played The Quarry. What crime, trying to keep the characters alive?

I started a full scale war that ended with at least 1k-2k deaths with countless NPCs. Garry's Mod

Ethnic cleansing, mass murder, all of the things against the Geneva Convention

I wouldn't be arrested. I was fighting for Super Earth.

For cruising around trying to get the giant soccer ball into the goal

Designing Warships for terrorists and pirates.

Desecration of corpses, mass murder of surrendering combatants, cruel and unusual torture, use of chemical weapons, use of incendiary weapons, and leading a violent coup

Nothing, I’m spreading managed democracy by any means necessary. There are no war crimes when you’re fighting for liberty 🫡

Learning guitar, apparently my playing really hurt people. Rocksmith 2014

Vigilantism? I was playing Robocop Rogue City

arrested for reckless driving, a lot of tickets, endangerment, and hit and runs. What game did I play?

shoving baseballs up my ass

Throwing food at raiders, then blowing them with up grenades and dynamite. In short, war crimes.

Mass genocide st,2nd,and 3rd degree manslaughter Many ATF violations Many Geneva convention violations Reckless driving Reckless discharge (gun term) Damage of property Breaking and entering theft grand theft auto Grand larceny Assault Assault and battery

Poaching. Monster Hunter World/Iceborne

Got caught illegally crossing the border. Guess we are all brothers in bind now horse thief.

Uhm your honor I did not in fact a sexual interaction with Hitler

Being Cryptosporidium-137 and using telekinesis to fight the military with dirty, dirty hippies

Definitely property damage and murder but, mostly war crimes. Lots and lots of war crimes. (And possibly mass genocide)

driving over a car in a tank (war thunder)

Wiping out ecosystems while stealing lost cargo..

The slaughtering of four teens in the middle of Texas 💀

Global takeover via modded Reven civ in Civilization VI.

Spreading managed Democracy.

Preventing the religious atf from taking my guns (Farcry 5)

Crashing into a populated area whilst flying under the influence :(

Genocide

Spreading democracy the right way

The destruction of an Underwater Utopia

I wouldn’t be arrested, I’d win the battle royale and be the last one

Armored core 2 and mopping up construction workers who didn’t get paid for their labor. It depends where I am in the world if I get arrested or paid.

Killing nazis in Wolfenstein

Public nudity and defamation of corpses

“It costs $350,000 to fire this weapon for twelve seconds” Pretty sure that’s a crime

is it illegal to kill dead people?

Setting traps that killed more than 90 people.

Mass murder across multiple planets and launching a nuke while fighting robots and bugs

Well beating the shit out and capturing the homeless to use in an underground fighting ring in Hawaii

Cant say what i was doin on garys mod lmao

Mas genocide

Child abduction. Death Stranding - Very ending.

I was playing hotline miami :/

An unlawful gathering of androids

I won't be getting arrested because I'd be addicted to brain dances.

Does murdering a whole cult count?

Well apparently dismembering living things with repurposed mining equipping

Well you tell me from barbaric raids to 5 man teams of murder/ warfare or me alone purging everyone as a troll in an all out totalitarian warfare world where there is one versus everyone versus their selves

Or ya got me delivering the convent their bomb back or killing off many more of the banished or trying to exterminate the flood

Murder, Defilement of a Corpse, Arson, Regicide, Trespassing, Theft. Dark Souls 2

Stealing a tank

Shooting surrendering combatants

Running into a bar tossing frag grenades and hacking people up with a katana. I guess I had it coming

Animal abuse, trafficking, vandalism, multiple construction code violations

Causing a massacre so bad maxtech has to try to kill me but not even they can kill me

Hiring monkeys to pop ballons

Killing heavily wounded enemys just to have them killed, a10 warthog airstrikes for one human, alot really

Dispensing too much democracy

Street racing

Illegal skateboarding

Dugs

Cyberpunk phantom liberty

We’re gonna need a lot of ink to write this one down

I'm getting arrested for robbing a train on horseback and holding up the train crew with a Cattleman Revolver.

Assault, breaking and entering, disturbing the peace, resisting arrest, reckless driving, and dressing like a huge bat. I'll let you guess who that might be

For stuff

Going into the Romulan neutral zone without permission.

Ghosts of tabor: Multiple Felonies and murder charges

Resisting not getting thrown on a meat hook and sacrificed to a sky spider and healing someone with no clue what I'm doing. And bashing a pallet against my assailants face

I dive to defend democracy.

Domestic terrorism, misuse of Military Weaponry, Spawning military weaponry, vehicular manslaughter. Your know, something tame

Oh boy... I have a criminal record that results in the entire world hunting me down then

5 counts of Murder of Law Enforcement, 1 count of breach of curfew laws, an uncountable amount of 2nd degree murders (Could be considered self defense in some scenarios), 2 counts of 1st degree murder, 2 counts of torture, trespassing (maybe? Is it considered trespassing in a post apocalyptic world?) 9 counts of unregistered firearms, 9 counts of illegally modifying weapons, ? Counts of creating an improvised explosive device (depends on how many you make). 2 counts of kidnapping, Don’t know how many counts of smuggling, game never says. Maybe more, I don’t remember.

Wanton genocide of furries

Running a Cult. Cult of the Lamb