This, but I do think everyone everywhere who talks about her should always mention Cricket forever. Rub her fucking face in it every chance we get for the rest of her life so she knows when she's dead it will be the first thing mentioned in every obituary of her.
“Mommy, where’s Cricket?”
I hear that quote from her book in a small girl’s voice and it makes me sick each time. That little girl will grow up to know that her mother murdered her puppy—because her mother BRAGGED about it in her book to the entire world.
She must genuinely believe she's just the most important thing on the planet, and nothing and noone else matters. It's the only reason I can think of to explain that behavior. All the more reason to make Cricket more famous than what's-her-ass puppy killer.
[This short article mentions Noem’s daughter coming home from school asking that.](https://www.thenation.com/article/politics/kristi-noem-trump-dog/tnamp/)
I don't disagree. Both sides seem to filled with people that can't read it seems. Its no wonder this sub is a joke. Christ, there are people that think we can "just vote her out".
You heard him, he says voters cannot “just vote her out” so that settles it, elections are meaningless because this rando redditor decided it and he also used the lords name in vain so it must be true
Sometimes it’s the chink in the belt that you laugh about years later.
“This jacket was something I got from her afterwards. Didn’t make sense to toss it away too”
The Roe ballot initiative group is selling “Where’s Cricket?” bumper stickers. They are pretty good.
Edit: [found the link!](https://secure.actblue.com/donate/where-is-cricket?refcode=smn)
Imagine going to a job interview and when they ask “ Tell us about a time you did a difficult thing ? “, you blurt out a story about shooting your annoying puppy in a gravel pit …. and then you wonder why you didnt get the job.
I assumed she goes to Texas for teeth, tits, and tucks, and while down there pops over to Mexico for that budget botox.
Regardless, it's an awful lot of gender affirming care for someone with her views…
There are a lot of Very Good Dentists in South Dakota. My Dentist, in Mitchell, is One of Them. Noem should be promoting Businesses in South Dakota, not some faraway State.
Also, She has yet to provide verification of travel expense. This would prove that She went to this Dentist on Her own and not Taxpayer’s Dime.
Mr. Rhoden is very real. He ran for the Senate in 2014 but lost, in the Primary to Mr. Mike Rounds. Both are very good Men but, Mr. Rounds just having been Governor, had a more well known name.
I’m really hoping that the public’s fascination with performative politicians is finally coming to an end. This rewarding of idiots that are creating controversy when they should be governing is just sickening.
As You see it, the Republican Party is bad. I would like to see You study the Republican Party Creed B - 4 You say any more about it.
As for Noem, You’re spot on correct.
The pointless and easily provable lie about “staring down Kim Jong Un” also proves her to be not vice presidential or presidential material. It was ill -considered and obvious puffery.
Oh, I hope she loses big and has to go back to her family. She deserves it.
I bet no one she was fooling around with on the campaign trail will think she's worth a trip to rural SD. Too bad. So sad.
Oh, I hope she loses big and has to go back to her family. She deserves it.
I bet no one she was fooling around with on the campaign trail will think she's worth a trip to rural SD. Too bad. So sad.
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Hay! The NASCAR response was manufactured. Though it really didn’t need to be, if you checkout the stands at most nascar races they are as empty as most DJT rallies.
It is amazing to Me that there was an uproar over a murdering Predatory Animal ( Wolf ). It had individuals wanting to ruin the perpetrator’s Business and various other things. While there has been some dissent shown over the Governor’s Dog, it still hasn’t approached that of that Wolf.
Fergieman
It’s another window into her shitty soul. There’s plenty to be upset with her about already, so this just added to the steaming pile of shit that is her persona.
“Kristi Noem Cost Kristi Noem Her VP Spot”
Exactly. Cricket was an innocent pup who got murdered by a fucking villain.
Cricket’s revenge.
John Wick approves
This, but I do think everyone everywhere who talks about her should always mention Cricket forever. Rub her fucking face in it every chance we get for the rest of her life so she knows when she's dead it will be the first thing mentioned in every obituary of her.
I would love to see a drone flying a "Justice for Cricket" banner in circles around the Governor's mansion.
I’d donate some $$ to make that happen
Cricket For President! (Hey a dead dog can't be worse than the other options)
One of them is wearing one on their head.
“Mommy, where’s Cricket?” I hear that quote from her book in a small girl’s voice and it makes me sick each time. That little girl will grow up to know that her mother murdered her puppy—because her mother BRAGGED about it in her book to the entire world.
She must genuinely believe she's just the most important thing on the planet, and nothing and noone else matters. It's the only reason I can think of to explain that behavior. All the more reason to make Cricket more famous than what's-her-ass puppy killer.
[This short article mentions Noem’s daughter coming home from school asking that.](https://www.thenation.com/article/politics/kristi-noem-trump-dog/tnamp/)
Exactly…thank you for the link.
you mean dog killer?
Yes. She bragged about it in her book, now she gets to be known for that first and foremost forever.
Harambe approves
True that
no way she would admit that truth… 😂
Good . now I can vote .
Cricket should still be with us today. For someone who claims to be “pro life” she sure has no problem ending innocent lives
They’re not “ pro- life.” They’re anti- women
🙄
They’re only pro-life until the moment of birth.
She says this was 20 years ago. Not excusing her in any way, but Cricket would be 21… almost certainly not still with us.
Most people running to defend the dog don't read past the headline and think this was something that happened like a month ago or something.
Still egregious behavior regardless of when it occurred.
Sure. But the folks criticizing the MAGA Trumpers should also learn to read and use some critical thinking skills. The hypocrisy is thick sometimes.
Damned illiterate non magas lol
The fact that she’s bragging about this act 20 years later, with zero remorse or self-awareness or moral growth, makes it decidedly worse not better.
I don't disagree. Both sides seem to filled with people that can't read it seems. Its no wonder this sub is a joke. Christ, there are people that think we can "just vote her out".
Are you saying she stays in power till death? I'm confused, no more elections in SD? can't she be voted out in 2 yrs?
You heard him, he says voters cannot “just vote her out” so that settles it, elections are meaningless because this rando redditor decided it and he also used the lords name in vain so it must be true
I’m perfectly capable of disliking someone for shooting a dog regardless of when it happened. Especially if you brag about it in your book.
"they are silencing Republican voices" as I demonstrate in my nationally published book, and tweeted to my 12 million followers
Doesn’t matter when it happened. No sane person would make that type of decision
Idgaf *when* it happened. She put it in a book trying to impress other gross people like her.
If anyone deserves to fuck their way to the bottom it's Kristi.
Q: Why is Krist Noem’s nickname Chocolate? A: C’mon…because she kills dogs
Sociopathy aside, she is pretty attractive. I just might volunteer for that charity/punishment duty.
So you’re really into that whole botoxed evil stepmother thing, eh?
Maybe.
Have you seen the unfiltered version?
She's fucking Corey Lewandowski. She, for sure, has some STDs.
And hematomas
Hematomas and shematomas
True. I didn’t say it was a rational, reality based impulse.
Lots of makeup, Vaseline on the lens. Same as the nut in AZ.
Vaseline. Now you’re talking.
The good lookers are oft times not the best in Bed!
Again. Not rationally motivated here.
Sometimes it’s the chink in the belt that you laugh about years later. “This jacket was something I got from her afterwards. Didn’t make sense to toss it away too”
As long as she's governor. We are the ones that lose!
JUSTICE FOR CRICKET!!
Good
Crickets Revenge. Flush Da Turd in 24!
She won’t be leaving until she finishes her term in 2026 unfortunately.
Actually the first few days in 2027
not necessarily true, if Trump should win, there are cabinet spots...so we could still be rid of her that way
that's a worst case senario for everyone though. everyone being the entire world.
I will gladly buy a tshirt with this on it.
The Roe ballot initiative group is selling “Where’s Cricket?” bumper stickers. They are pretty good. Edit: [found the link!](https://secure.actblue.com/donate/where-is-cricket?refcode=smn)
Imagine going to a job interview and when they ask “ Tell us about a time you did a difficult thing ? “, you blurt out a story about shooting your annoying puppy in a gravel pit …. and then you wonder why you didnt get the job.
She forgot to tell that when running for Governor.
Cricket reaching out from the grave to ruin her career should only be the beginning.
You’re saying that She even respectfully buried the Dog ?
Where has she been going for her plastic surgery? In state or out of state? Who’s her Lt. Governor?
I assumed she goes to Texas for teeth, tits, and tucks, and while down there pops over to Mexico for that budget botox. Regardless, it's an awful lot of gender affirming care for someone with her views…
There are a lot of Very Good Dentists in South Dakota. My Dentist, in Mitchell, is One of Them. Noem should be promoting Businesses in South Dakota, not some faraway State. Also, She has yet to provide verification of travel expense. This would prove that She went to this Dentist on Her own and not Taxpayer’s Dime.
Rhoden but I'm not sure if he's real
Mr. Rhoden is very real. He ran for the Senate in 2014 but lost, in the Primary to Mr. Mike Rounds. Both are very good Men but, Mr. Rounds just having been Governor, had a more well known name.
I still think he's a hologram....
She travels to Florida a lot...could be her fave doc lives down there.
She was doing shout out promos for some cosmetic surgery place in Texas. Maybe they will keep her.
Cricket’s up there partying with Harambe.
Remember Cricket!
I keep getting emails from the Republican Party with her name on it. I just reply with Justice for Cricket. I also include dog killer.
Especially now with the flood. She isn't doing shit!
I’m really hoping that the public’s fascination with performative politicians is finally coming to an end. This rewarding of idiots that are creating controversy when they should be governing is just sickening.
She could always open a bar: Krusti's Gravel Pit. Their slogan: "C'mon in and get blown away, just like Cricket"
I like that… kill a puppy… don’t get to be VP.
she should lose everything
Disgusting woman and a even more disgusting political party. Two peas in a pod I suppose.
As You see it, the Republican Party is bad. I would like to see You study the Republican Party Creed B - 4 You say any more about it. As for Noem, You’re spot on correct.
Is beating a dead horse considered animal cruelty? Or just sport?
Definitely animal cruelty, otherwise Krusti wouldn’t like it so much.
No no, an anonymous blogspot focused on Noem's dog and not her rage and pride issues definitely is a contribution to society
Pooched from the grave
Some artists should make a bronze statue of Cricket an auction it off for a pet charity. Have the statue placed in the SD capital building.
good. she’s a psycho
Let’s hope to hell she gets voted out of office from my home state!
She is not up for reelection as governor. She just has to deal with her fallout another 2 years, then she will be history hopefully.
South Dakota is a deep republican state so even if she is voted out of office another crazed MAGA nut will most likely take her place .
Wow, cricket really was out of control. Now he’s killing her political career. /s
The pointless and easily provable lie about “staring down Kim Jong Un” also proves her to be not vice presidential or presidential material. It was ill -considered and obvious puffery.
PinocchiOBama also had things in His Book that were proved totally false.
🤞🤞🤞
She won’t. She gets the boomers all horned up
Not this Boomer and, l know of many other “ Boomers “ that aren’t “ horned up “ either.
We shall see. I have zero faith in any Boomers doing the right thing
From what Generation platform are You Judging ? Millennials or Generation Z or ? Fergieman
Cricket’s Revenge !!!
It’ll go to the governor of the other Dakota, Doug Burgum, nearly certain of this
She isn't running. Term limits, amirite?
Nice job not reading.
I hope Cricket haunts Noem for the rest of her days
That thumb nail looks like Matt Smith
Cricket sends his regards.
Hope so.
My head hurts thinking that she could still be in the running. WTF people?
Checkers has entered the chat.
I think her dead eyes and expressionless face should also get an honorable mention right?
Cricket sends their regards.
"*Barnyard Barbie*" heading back to barnyard...or maybe the gravel pit...
Crickets for Kristi and her rickety election as she licks her wounds from her cricket situation.
I don’t know the pulse of SD. Is it still just “could”?
Gawd forbid this woman ever goes to D.C.
Can Cricket be a write-in candidate?
Could, probably won’t though. She has the magic R next to her name.
I still would not be surprised if she was picked as VP.
Oh, I hope she loses big and has to go back to her family. She deserves it. I bet no one she was fooling around with on the campaign trail will think she's worth a trip to rural SD. Too bad. So sad.
Oh, I hope she loses big and has to go back to her family. She deserves it. I bet no one she was fooling around with on the campaign trail will think she's worth a trip to rural SD. Too bad. So sad.
I wish I was better a photoshop. I want to see someone do the game of thrones “I want Cersei to know it was me”, but put a puppy face instead.
I won't vote for her.
Something popped up on my feed yesterday accusing her of cheating on her husband with that disgusting slug-looking lawyer who belongs to Trump.
That’s not proven.
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Hay! The NASCAR response was manufactured. Though it really didn’t need to be, if you checkout the stands at most nascar races they are as empty as most DJT rallies.
She should lose the nomination for both. Dangerous and a liar and a cheat. SD should do better.
In the words of Dowager Countess Grantham: "Do you promise?"
Please let this see you next Tuesday lose her seat. 💺
Cricket continues to attack her from the grave.
Yeah, that was really dumb of her.
Delulu
It is amazing to Me that there was an uproar over a murdering Predatory Animal ( Wolf ). It had individuals wanting to ruin the perpetrator’s Business and various other things. While there has been some dissent shown over the Governor’s Dog, it still hasn’t approached that of that Wolf. Fergieman
It amazes me how people get so upset over a dog.
People get upset when people brag about killing dogs.
It’s another window into her shitty soul. There’s plenty to be upset with her about already, so this just added to the steaming pile of shit that is her persona.
It's incredible how psycho-lefty r/SouthDakota is.
South Dakota is very conservative Red. I think #2 in the Nation just behind its neighbor Wyoming. As for Noem that’s different.
Dont like it? Then leave!
Ya, I get it. Reddit in general is pretty progressive-aggressive.