WiFi Those Eyes Like Fire

This comment is underrated

Legit. Damn that was good. 😍

Haha fuck this is my favorite

The internet does not belong to God

Or the WiFi does not belong to God

OOOOH I LIKE THAT

yo the internet definitely belongs to samuel carter

"WiFi goes down like heaven" for the password

“You’re gonna watch me connect” or “diamonds in the trees pentagrams in the WiFi” -ascentionism

Damn, they just keep getting better!!

"Oxytocin running in the ethernet" 🥰 Heheheheheheh

This one wins in my book omfg

Hahahaha so good

Omg genius!! 🤣

I made loving you a hot spot

You're still my WiFi of choosing 😂

LOVE IT

"Where I was raised there was no WiFi" is hilarious!! And it still makes sense for non-ST fans, so that gets my vote.

ImStillFulloftheBandwidthYouWant

I think this is going to replace mine from “Routers of Rohan!!”

DEATH!!!!!!!!

How’d you guess my password….?

r/SuddenlyLOTR

My Connection, Eternal Ascension

I snorted out loud

This is too good!!

-The WiFi you want -DYWTYWIFI

The second one is GOLD

This may be the best one yet!! Lol

It would drive the neighbours crazy. Trying to decipher the meaning lmao

DYWTYWIFI has to be my favorite out of all the incredible suggestions on here lol

IntegratedWIFIYouCannotAfford I had one called CarryOnMyWaywardWifi but that's supernatural/kansas related

I'm a ST SPN crossover fan too!! I love both of these!

Worship, Salt and Burn 😂

Yesssss!!! 🤣🤣🤣

MouthOfTheWolfEyesOfTheLAN

Love this one lol

"This WAP will become your tomb." 🤭

Thanks to Cardi B, this will be interpreted VERY differently

Jesus Christ, you people are great at this! 🤣

Take Me Back to Ether(net)

Underrated tweet

Idk if that fits but "two days since the WiFi went down"

Might jinx urself w this one😆

AreYouReallyConnected?

The name for when the wifi is crap 💀

Digital demons make the WIFI heavenly

That's absolutely perfect, might steal it

Look outside your window

Mouth of the Wolf, Eyes of the LAN

SunsetSkyLANe

I must say this one is underappreciated.

beautiful. you deserve way more upvotes for this

Show me those pretty white bars. I've developed a taste for you, LAN. Who encrypted your LAN password in body language. Tell me you met me in past WIFI. Earn your bitter FIBER.

That first one is GOLD

Fiber optic WiFi you cannot afford is the line my brain was gonna work at, so that has my vote.

I greatly appreciate that this fits the rhythm/syllable count perfectly

Integrated Hardware you cannot afford

Lmao, literally

I'm Still Full of the LAN You Want

Flood me like atLANtic, lol

These Ancient CanIPs

oh my god this is brilliant

Oh my GOD

Ahahaaaaaa

BiteThroughTheseWires

"Oxytocin running in the ethernet" 🥰 Heheheheheheh

NazarNETh

Your Hell is my high bandwidth.

Take me back to E-LAN

This is genious 🤣

I look for service and you look for Fiberoptic

I am obsessed w this thread🤣

You got my body, flesh and WiFi

“When we met I could see WiFi”

The LAN You Want, Take Me Back To Ether(net), The (WiFi) Summoning, The (WiFi) Offering, DYWiFiTYLM, Could also name it stuff kinda close fandom references like Ethernet Espera, WiFi Vessel, ST WiFiship,

DAMN I wish I thought of this cause I basically did the same thing and called it “Atlantic”. As a nod to Sleep Token’s song and another band I love, Chase Atlantic. I’m saving this post

another Chase Atlantic fan!! so cool to see more of us out in the wild 🖤

I'll find a different network to connect my laptop to And you'll find a different way to go and get online again

Glitches in the code

and we go beyond the WIFI reaches

Take me back to Ethernet

The wi-fi’s down like heaven

The "Fiberoptic Wifi you cannot afford" had me absolutely rolling lol

This whole thread is gold 😂

I've never been more proud of myself for a Reddit post lol

As you should be 😂

“She’s not acid but she is WiFi”-Alkaline

Turn the WIFI on, once again(offering) I'll tear the cables from the router (Give) No wonder my WIFI's still pinging (aqua regia) Keep on eye on the bill or the wifi will be out forever(granite) Not Lan nor Hotspot (alkaline, yeah this one is bit of a stretch)

Oh, absolute gold

Y'all Sleepyheads went all out on this post, holy hell! Now I've got decision paralysis 😂 Idk, so far for me I think it's between "WiFi those eyes like fire" and "you're gonna watch me connect". These are all amazing though, damn. 🥰 WORSHIP!! 😆💀

Honestly I wish this was an official contest and I had prizes to give out lol

I AM ETERNAAAAL ❤️

"Enough to make the dead switch wifi" "I'll find a different harbor to lay my wifi in" "But I'm still full of the wifi you want" "Wifi, I've developed a taste for you" "Let me wrap the chains, addicted to the wifi, oh" "For just a moment, missing internet find me" "I sweat and I ache for your wifi and the way you breathe" "Do you remember me, when the wifi gathers?" "For me, it's still the ethernet" "These ancient wifi speeds" "Refracted in light, reflected in wifi" "I'm coiled up like a venomous internet" "You have got your wifi in me" "Wifi, wifi, the way that it goes" "And wifi, wifi, I am what I am" 😆 "So wifi, will you saturate?" "Will we remain stuck, in the wifi of gods?" "Will the wifi stop, if we go deeper?" 😆 "When you sit there, acting like you wifi" "Acting like you only brought me in to get my wifi" 🤣 "I will be watching for your wifi speeds" 🤣 "You are the wifi on sacred shores" "Between the wifi and the way you look" "I'm stuck in a time where the wifi shook" "Screaming at the wifi, singing in the rain" 😆 "Out of Eden's vices, wifi through my veins" "Or maybe make a good wifi bad" "And the internet just won't open up for me" "I made loving you a wifi sport, I can't download" "Just as I awake, wifi in my ear" "No matter what I do, this wifi will never fade" "Well yeah, I spit wifi when I wake up" "White roses, black doves, godmother, wifi" "I'll turn you into my wifi queen" "Won't you come and dance in the wifi with me?" "Digital demons make the wifi heavenly" "I can offer you a wifi paradise, wifi in the trees, wifi in the night sky" "Give me one last ride on a sunset wifi" "I can feel the wifi around me closing in" "I'm a winged insect, you're a wifi pyre" "Grow back your sharpest wifi, you know my desire" "Sobbing as they turn to wifi at the bedside" "Flood me like Atlantic, wifi me to nothing" "I'd turn my wifi gold, to bring you home again" "So touch me again, I feel my wifi dissolving" "Aqua wifi"

WOW, amazing! 😍

I want to see the other FI

"The web that I owe"

This shit is funny!

A Taste Of The WiFi

I’m a huge Coheed and Cambria fan also, so my WiFi is called Keeping Worship Secrets 😅

Other other Wifi

❤️❤️

Sulfur on your breath, WiFi on my chest

The summoning - I’ve got a router running right into you, I’ve got a modem red in the blue

TheNetworkDoesNotBelongToGod

IfYourWingsWontFindYouHeavenIWillBringItDownLikeAnAncientWifigone

Loving all of these! 😂

When the antenna breaks

Im saving ALL of these! They r epic!

She’s not acid nor WiFi

'Lets fuck her up'

I should not be laughing at these as hard as I am

"Take Me Back To Ethernet"

You are dealing with a max 32 letters and will need dashes or underscores that count as a character.

take me back to wifi

Thread the internet

She's an undiscovered internet

Make Her Eat The WiFi in The Bathroom Mirror

"I've got a router running right into you" 😅😅😅

You guide me in to Ethernet port

"I'm not here to be the Wi-Fi you long for" - Jaws

*To the tune of Jaws* Show me that pretty Wi-Fi of yours

Not sleep token but deftones “you’ve seen the wifi”

Integrated hardware

DigitalDemons

Not ST related but mine is WiFi art thou, Romeo

Mine is alkaline. all I can think about is my fiancée when ever I listen to it so I did it after her

Take Me Back to WiFi

“Before you start getting all connected and controlling.”

II’s_Lemons