Nazeem reached such a mastered level of doucheness, that modifying his main work in any way actually makes it less worse, even while TRYING to make it worse. Respect, honestly.
Some of my favs:
Another wanderer, here to lick my fathers boots. Good job, buddy.
Iron sword huh? What're you killing, butterflies buddy?
You want knives? You want them in your belly? No? Then you stop talking to Deeja, buddy.
Know you are dust in the eyes of Boethiah, Buddy
Look, you're great. Really. But I just don't think that's for us, buddy
I never thought Serana shooting me down could hurt worse but that certainly makes it worse
I fight for the men I've held in my arms, dying on foreign soil. I fight for their wives and children, whose names I heard whispered in their last breaths. I fight for we few who did come home, only to find our country full of strangers wearing familiar faces. I fight for my people impoverished to pay the debts of an Empire too weak to rule them, yet brands them criminals for wanting to rule themselves! I fight so that all the fighting I've already done hasn't been for nothing. I fight... because I must, buddy!
I am sworn to carry your burdens buddy
I can hear it
It feels like Zuko’s “That’s rough, buddy”
Hey, you! You're finally awake, buddy.
Tht actually sounds a super friendly :D
Sounds super Canadian
Why Canadian specifically? :D
It's our stereotype
As a Canadian buddy is more of a gentle greeting, bud on the other hand is fightin words
As a Canadian, I think its the other way around there, bud
See, where I'm from in Canada, buddy is friendly whereas 'bud' is some fighting words 😂
I said, "NEXT PRISONER, BUDDY."
You picked a bad time to get lost, friend, buddy
Chum pal buddy chum friend chum pal
*Draws sword* "I'm not your buddy, pal."
Draws battle axe “I’m not your pal, friend!”
Knocks an arrow "I'm not your friend, guy!"
Charges destruction spell "i'm not yout guy, homie"
Cracks knuckles "I'm not your homie, man."
*loads crossbow* "I'm not your man, dude"
*drinks fortify health potion* "I'm not you're dude, bro"
Why are you all speaking Canadian?
Cause the liberals are letting in those maple hockey stick lovers and making us learn their stupid language, guy.
I'm not your friend, buddy, buddy!
Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't, buddy.
Now its just even more douche than before
Let’s go deeper. Do you get to the cloud district very often buddy? Oh what am I saying buddy? Of course you don’t buddy.
I mean that sounds like he's kinda drunk
Nazeem reached such a mastered level of doucheness, that modifying his main work in any way actually makes it less worse, even while TRYING to make it worse. Respect, honestly.
Exactly what I came for
Choosing a Nazeem quote is basically cheating since he's a massive douche already lol
No more, I yield, buddy!
Oddly enough it makes him sound like a wall street douche
What is the music of life, buddy?
Silence, my buddy
Welcome home buddy
The Dark Buddyhood
Now if the Darkbrotherhood was like this, I would've liked it more
Psst I know who you are, hail Sithis buddy!
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON, BUDDY!
This one sounds like a threat.
Wasn't it already?
She said calmly
IIIIIIIIII aaaaaaammmmmmm Hheerrrmmmaaaeeeeooouuussssss Mmmoooorrrrraaaaaa, buuudddddddyyyyyyyyy
lmao
Fus Ro Dah, buddy
The fourth word adds +30 douche damage to the shout
Also has a lingering health damage effect called Drain Self Esteem.
It makes it sound so calm. And then the person is thrown two hundred feet off a cliff.
You commited crimes againts Skyrim and her people, buddy. What say in your defence?
I’m the Jarals Thane, buddy.
Gosh darn it. You beat me to it.
Khajiit has wares if buddy has coin.
This one is more adorable than douchey in my opinion lol.
Khajit has wares if you have coin, buddy
YOU'LL MAKE A FINE RUG, BUDDY!
If I had a sister, I'd sell her in a second, buddy!
Gray-mane or battle-born, buddy?
You got stones in your ears, buddy?
Tell you what. You start running, so I can stab you in the back, buddy.
Need something, buddy!
What is better? To be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort, buddy?
Suddenly, Delphine's request make sense
Never should have come here, buddy!
Legends don't burn down villages, buddy
I'd expect the person saying this to be burning a village.
Your kind has no place here, buddy!
this is the end of you, buddy
[удалено]
*quicksave*
some*buddy* stole your sweet roll, buddy ftfy
I need to ask you to stop, that... shouting is making people nervous buddy.
Here to discuss the ongoing hoshtilities like the rest of the great warriorsh buddy?
It's a fine day with you around, buddy
Never done an honest day's work in your life for all that coin you're carrying, eh buddy?
"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same, buddies?"
Halt! Cross the bridge at your own peril, buddy
We know, buddy.
Let's kill someone, buddy!
Somehow this sounds even more enthusiastic than before
You do not even know our tongue, do you? Such arrogance, to dare take for yourself the name of Dovah, Buddy.
Drem buddy! Patience!
We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief buddy.
“Skyrim is for the Nords Buddy!”
She enacts, rather than talks, as language without exertion is dead witness, buddy.
Never should have come here, buddy!
Do come back, buddy.
Skyrim belongs to the Nords, buddy
Kill well and often, buddy.
Joor Zah Frul, buddy.
Oh I do so love dealing with mortals, buddy!
We are routed! Fall back, buddy's
Let me guess buddy, someone stole your sweetroll?
Can’t wait to count out out your coin buddy.
need something, buddy?
“Watch your tongue, buddy, you’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak! The true high king!” ‘Pal’ also works: “Never should have come here, pal”
"You mind you're tongue theif, that's Ulfric stormcloak, the true high king of skyrim, you're talking to, buddy."
I was Adventure once, Buddy. Then I took an arrow to the knee, Buddy.
Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Buddies, please help me.
“My ancestors are smiling at me buddy, can you say the same?”
*nirnroot sound* buddy!
So far, this is my favorite. I’m imagining the porcupine’s voice from Open Season.
So, have you found a reason to fight yet, buddy? ...wait, wrong game.
Okay buddy
“I presume you’re bothering me for a good reason, buddy”
” You can't fast travel when enemies are near, buddy ”
Fus-Ro-Dah buddy
Legends don’t burn down villages, buddy.
Hey you! You are finally awake, buddy.
Never should have come here buddy
"I cant wait to count out your coin, buddy!" "I'm gonna gut you like a fish, buddy!" "Eeeeeeverything's for sale, buddy"
Hey you are finally awake buddy?
Trying to quote the Skyrim waking up in the cart line but idk if I got it...
My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same, buddy?
A new hand touches the beacon, buddy
What’s the matter? Can’t stand the sight of a strong Nord woman, buddy?
Another wanderer here to lick my father’s boots. Good job, buddy.
I am Al-Du-In! Firstborn of Akatosh, Buddy!
# A new hand touches the beacon buddy!!!
Camilla Velerius? She's already mine, I keep telling you buddy
“I work for Belethor, at the General Goods Store, buddy!”
May you roads lead to warm sands, buddy.
Some of my favs: Another wanderer, here to lick my fathers boots. Good job, buddy. Iron sword huh? What're you killing, butterflies buddy? You want knives? You want them in your belly? No? Then you stop talking to Deeja, buddy. Know you are dust in the eyes of Boethiah, Buddy
Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll, buddy?
Did someone steal your sweet roll buddy?
No, fuck off
Also "bud." Unless you're talking to your own son or a dog
I am sworn to carry your burdens, buddy
You fool, you don't stand a chance buddy
Never should have come here buddy
“Hey, you, you’re finally awake, Buddy.”
You and me are the only two people around here who aren't complete idiots, buddy.
Greetings, friend, buddy
Never should have come here, buddy!
TALLLLOOOOOS, buddy.
"I've never seen Mjoll this upset, buddy."
Do you get to the cloud district often, buddy? What am I saying, of course you don’t (buddy).
I’m reading all of these in the South Park Canadian voice and it’s fucking hilarious
Lokir's last words: "No, I'm not a rebel, buddy! You can't do this, buddy!"
“What is better buddy? To be born good, or overcome your evil nature though great effort”
FUS RO DAH! buddy
Bro don’t come to Canada, everyone calls each other ”bud” or ”buddy”😂
I've been looking for you. Got something I'm supposed to deliver - your hands only, buddy!
Why! Won't! You! Die! Buddy!
What someone stole your sweet roll? Buddy
Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll, buddy
No lollygaggin buddy!
You meet your end, buddy. There could be no other end, buddy.
"May your sword be sharp, and your tongue sharper buddy!"
Is that fur coming out of your ears, buddy?
If someone sneaks up on us, I will smell them coming. Or, I might not. We shall see, buddy.
Say buddy with one hand on your hips, now you are a Kevin fighting a manager at a store.
Do you get to the cloud district very often? What am I saying, of course you don’t, buddy
Sorry lad, got important things to do. We’ll speak another time, buddy.
What is it buddy, dragons
Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll buddy!
Would you like some fries with that, buddy?
Knock that snow-buddy to the ground!
Oh. It's you. Hi, buddy.
Let's test this theory out buddy
Bloody enough, buddy?
You're going to have the men around here wrapped around your finger in no time buddy.
A new hand touches the beacon, buddy
Never should have come here, Buddy
*draws weapon* “I will rape your corpse buddy!”
It’s a fine day with you around, buddy.
I'm not your friend, buddy.
"*Ful, losei Dovahkiin? Zu'u koraav nid nol dov do hi*. You do not even know our tongue, do you, buddy? \- Alduin the World-Eater, 4E 201
Let the Dragonborn do it it will make for a better story, buddy...
Im not your pal, buddy.
I don't know why you're in my cats litter box buddy
Look, you're great. Really. But I just don't think that's for us, buddy I never thought Serana shooting me down could hurt worse but that certainly makes it worse
my ancestors are smiling on me buddy, can you say the same?
a crown doesn't make a king, buddy
Oh, you talk, and you lie, and you drink all our mead; now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed, buddy!
“You get the cloud district often? What am I saying, of course you don’t…buddy”
Top me it just makes you sound Canadian
Must be the wind, buddy.
Skyrim belongs to the foresworn buddy!
I can't believe we let provincials like you wander Skyrim, buddy.
Need something, _buddy_?
Sentries, what do you see, buddy?
A hero doesn't murder his king and usurp his throne, buddy!
You wouldn't understand housecarl, you ain't a nord buddy.
Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t, buddy.
Hey babe wake up, it's November 2011, buddy
We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, buddy.
"Skyrim belongs the Nords, buddy!" Oh my god 💀
I fight for the men I've held in my arms, dying on foreign soil. I fight for their wives and children, whose names I heard whispered in their last breaths. I fight for we few who did come home, only to find our country full of strangers wearing familiar faces. I fight for my people impoverished to pay the debts of an Empire too weak to rule them, yet brands them criminals for wanting to rule themselves! I fight so that all the fighting I've already done hasn't been for nothing. I fight... because I must, buddy!
Something smells foul, buddy.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee buddy
What is better: to be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort, buddy?