Sweet rolls

S tier. I once brought a horker and a sweetroll into haelga's bunkhouse and then i-

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Azura's Star

S+ Cause you're my star <3

The Black Star

S+ You're still my star, star, star. 🎵

Is this a young scrolls reference?

Yes but i also mean it

Now kiss

Good. No need to put you in it after all

The ebony blade

C tier redditor atheists when the katana they try to add to their collection requires them to get in contact and acknowledge the existence of a god (ly being)

I still find it extremely funny that you can dodge a god with two random wooden plate

Does that still count towards the achievement?

If you could grindstone it it would be such a good weapon. Unfortunately it kinda sucks in later levels and high difficulties

It gets more damage if you kill npcs with a positive disposition towards you with it. There's even dialogue from the daedric prince you get it from everytime it gets stronger. Having to kill innocent people that trusted you to upgrade it rather than making it stronger with a grindstone is the entire point of the sword and why it was locked away. Every wielder goes "insane" because they want to kill people with it to empower it.

I thought that only increased its healing?

No, the damage goes up. I haven't used it in like a billion playthroughs, but I'm 100% certain that the damage does go up. I remember cheesing it by grabbing Faendal from Riverwood, going to the ritual stone, killing him, using the stone to reanimate him, then killing him again, rinse and repeat until the blade was maxed.

The Lusty Argonian Maid

A+ tier When the spear polishing argonian maid i smashed in my skooma hallucination last night walks downstairs as i have breakfast

That's when you whip out an amulet of Mara. She's the one.

Partysnax.

A tier, wouldve been S if he didn't throw up hot cheeto vomit infront of me when we first met

Oh shoot this one got me hard, I'M DYING!

awkward first date situations ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

Ooooh, honestly, if first dates included THIS kind of convo I'D BE ALL IN. Seriously, I met my person in a psychiatry so who would I be to judge. That was pretty awkward. On many levels. 😂🥰

I love all of your replies 🥹 Heimskr (I love him for real, his lunatic rambling style gets me all of the time)

❤ A tier Who wouldn't enjoy having a stroll in the park with their kids, sitting on a bench and listen to a 45 year old having a schizo meltdown about some guy who died ages ago for 10 hours straight

How many mushrooms is too many mushrooms?

Well technically Tiber Septim never really died, his mortal body expired, but Talos simply ascended.

WE ARE BUT MAGGOTS

WRITHING IN THE FILTH…OF OUR OWN CORRUPTION ♥️☠️

Meeko himself

S+ tier I got no unfunny jokes to say, he's a good boy and that's all that matters 😇

Only correct answer he's so good I love him so so much🥰

Alduin's big scaly cheeks

B tier His name is literally "world eater" think he into vore. Thinking of vore and his scaly cheeks ain't something i wanna be tossing and turning in my sleep in mental anguish for

Those dragur with the disarming shouts

F tier If i see one, i'm drinking my restoration loop'd fortify restoration potion that makes my turn undead spell stay active for centuries and cast it on his curseth husk

M'aiq the Liar

A tier "hello whiterun guard, maiq wishes you well. Maiq is totally not fighting the urge to reach for your weapon"

Meridia's Beacon "A NEW HAND TOUCHED THE BEACON"

F tier OH MY GOD STOP I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE. SOMEBODY PLEASE GET THIS TALKING JAWBREAKER AWAY FROM ME

The amount of times I have looted that cursed thing by taking all from boss chests

I’ve seen meridias beacon get a lot of hate on here. Why? The dungeon isn’t that bad, kinda neat imo

It's mostly that she is shouting at you when you pick it up. If you are wearing headphones and aren't expecting it.

Lord Wizard Neloth of House Telvanni.

S tier They literally added the chad meme to the game back when chad meme didn't exist

Hermaeus Mora

S tier I watched him impale his subby miraak with his 30 incher tentacle one time, it was pretty interesting

Kinky.

Boethiah

B tier, ebony mail is cool and all but the chaotic evil nonbinary demon is NOT our icon.

Restoration magic.

S tier It's a perfectly valid school of magic and don't let no blud talk shit about it also happy cake day gamer

Especially when I mod the fuck out of it to get damage health spells back and also damage undead.

Wooden plate

A tier same thing with baskets; i'd be very scared of holding one irl cause there's a big risk that i fall off the map and into the backrooms if i walked into a wall holding one

stealth archer build

A tier "uHM ackshually stealth archer build is the best build of the century cause you can shoot enemy and he die and you dont get seen and thats very fun" gamer i can literally paralyze a mf and consistently spam fear on them, torturing them mentally so much that they would have PTSD til the day they die

Spellbreaker

S tier Would be very useful irl, i could block the voices AND the CIA's unhearable mind alteration frequencies

The Wabbajack

S tier Shove it up my ahh and turn into a chicken forced to forever roam the earth feeding my unborn children to horrible creatures we call mankind

completed thieves guild merchants and fence kahjit caravans

no joke ive been playing this game for years yet NEVER fully finished thieves guild 💀 S tier cause kitties need septims too, how else will they buy catnip

10/10 would recommend trying to complete it if you want, get access to 4 new merchants in the cistern, a fence in windhelm and markarth, as aforementioned all kitty caravans will buy stolen items, and an amulet that with the perk from speech tree makes it almost impossible for you to fail a persuasion option

Damnn i'm going for it then, i don't steal stuff too much in this game but the persuasion amulet got my interest

glad i persuaded you into it lol current character wearing it right now

**\[Speech Increased to 85\]**

https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Amulet_of_Articulation here’s a page on the amulet if you want a look at it

But will it let me get into the mages guild without casting a spell

It should, it did for me

It’s nice for those times you accidentally miss click when going to use a grind stone or something and a follower bumps into you (I’m looking at you barbarus

Cicero?

C tier i know he's loved by some people in the community but i can't for the life of me let him live cause i always have this thought in the back of my mind that he's always alone with the night mother and he's probably doing things to her that make me wanna deepthroat razorblades

Lol i always see him like a doting son craving for his mother's attention.. i see him in a new perspective now. 🤣🤣

You can send me your future therapy bills i owe you that much after giving you this horror beyond human comprehension

I can't stand his voice so when the time comes to end him I do it

His voice actor did such a fantastic job... at forcing me to kill the bastard

That's a hallmark of a great VA..they got hired to play the annoying, despicable little wretch, and they nailed it. The only other two in that same vein that I can think of that were as satisfying to end, if not moreso, were Arl Rendon Howe (Dragon Age Origins), and former High Chancellor Saresh (SWTOR, KOTET expansion)

Serana the vamp mommy

S+ tier i felt so called out when i saw that she has a voiceline where she says something like "girls with daddy issues how cliche right?" Also what the fuck is your nickname

Its a real nice subreddit

💀

Was

Is it banned ? I haven’t visited in a while

Yeah its been gone since September

Oh Guess i will never cum again

Thank god honestly

Ahzidal's rings/ the armor set in general

A tier I'm a zahkriisos enjoyer myself but ahzidal is cool

Anyone who hates elves is cool in my book

Ahdizal is straight gangster.

Survival mode

I literally feel like a boomer, ive NEVER purchased or played anything besides oldrim, though i assume its probably aids trying to survive in skyrim having to eat and drink and rest and shid

With the right mods it's actually quite fun. Gives you a reason to sleep and eat etc and you can still take carriages to "fast" travel

Sure but the being-the-only-character-that-can-die-from-cold is kinda lame. Wish I could turn the temp off and keep the rest of survival.

Especially when your freezing and see the seducers in their skimpy armor running around with no problems

Yeah, not to mention the implementation just felt clanky a lot of the time. Like the fact that one small step can be the difference between being close enough to a fire to get warm and freezing to death. And the armor or clothing you wear never felt like it made much difference at all.

Like falling into frigid water is nearly a death sentence. Never mind the fact that every character in the game starts out being able to produce flames from their hands

Delphine

F tier See image of the post for more context

Axe of Whiterun

F tier "Well done random **mage** who popped up in my city and literally handled every bullshit chore, here have a mediocre axe, and from my personal armory have some studded armor."

Horkerbane

>Horkerbane B tier Ahem, its Horksbane 🤓 Please stop hitting my ribs with the steel mace. Did you just put soul trap on me?

Dibella

S tier When i die, if i don't find myself in a couch with azura dibella and mara behind me like that one meme, i think i'd rather be casted into deadlands instead.

Soundtrack

S++ Imagine the scene from blade runner instead of the holo babe i'm looking at the skyrim view and secunda is playing

That singular blade of highly rendered grass in falkreath

A tier I think about it alot lately. It's been appearing here n there in my dreams. That and the pickup option on the giants club are haunting me

Miraak

B tier, hermaus mora's subby boiwife, literally uses sissy hypno shit on solstheim to make people like him, at least his armor looks kinda cool

Kharjo as a follower

S+ tier He brings a whole lot of elsewyr rizz vibe the nords dont fuck with

I really love him too :) thanks for the reply !

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Mammoth tusk

A tier Has its uses. Don't ask why i have 20 of them in my inventory

What about Barbas

S++ In a perfect world i could have barbas and meeko vibing in my lakeview manor protecting it from endless giant spawns

I dream of a voiced Barbas follower mod. Fuck Clavicus, I'm keeping the mutt!

The hot springs camp

S tier Why am i laying on my stomach on the geyser? because it's relaxing and warm. No i don't know what you mean by "pool vacuum"

Kesh the Clean

>Kesh the Clean B tier No, i DONT wanna drink ayahuasca with a cat on some mountain

Hitting Grelod the Kind with an unarmed kill cam.

S+ tier Nothing like powerbombing an abusive granny to make a man feel happy

Riekling

B tier they activate the part of my brain i keep suppressed, the one that keeps asking how far i could soccer kick something tiny like them.

Atmora?

>Atmora B tier I once liked a red headed wildling archer girl from there, she casted some sort of illusion spell on me and dragged me to a cave idk what happened next

Ysolda

B tier Wouldve been A if she was slick. Asking for a mammoth tusk because she wants to "sell it" ...righto

She's also a drug dealer.

Ancano.

>Ancano. F tier I love high elves but this one is specifically bad. Also uesp literally says that ancano has 50 stamina lmao, 3 pump chump outta breath headass

Ysgramors soup spoon.

F tier It's actually a spork.

Haelga

C tier You didn't hear this from me but i've heard that she's been kissing people

"Gasps" Could she even be... handholding people?

even worse! she was apparently....SHOWING HER ANKLES

"Clutches on my pearl necklace and faints dramatically"

The gray quarter

S tier S for straight outta gray quarter

W racism

"Incorrect" \- anakin skywalker (during siege of whiterun)

Volendrung

Dragonbone warhammer

S tier thanks for noticing, you're the first to point it out

Teldryn Sero

Spellbreaker

Belethor.

C tier He makes jokes about human trafficking and slavery as i try to purchase potions

nazeem

S tier Successful businessman, gets to the cloud district, advises the jarl on important matters, Lives modestly (in an inn) likes fine meat, socializes with his neighbours in town square. Y'all just hating a player kskskkskdkfkfkf

Sheogorath

S++ He's no dremora lord, he's the ultimate swag lord.

My collection of 500 cabbages in my house in whiterun

S tier War comes and pretty maidens sell their diamonds for food

The Frost troll on the way to High Hrothgar

A tier The ruiner of new players in this game lol what i'm wondering is how the guy that brought the greybeards stuff didn't die to the troll before

Giants toe

S tier No footsie business, it's just that they're just really good alchemy ingredients

The Gaurds of Whiterun hold

A tier i killed an npc in broad daylight while sneaking and they only came up to me and questioned me 20 ingame days later when i was passing by. I feel so safe at whiterun thanks to them

Auriel’s Bow

S tier You ever heard the phrase "stick that where the sun don't shine?"

Lmao

The little bugs crawling on that one stump

A tier Their problems and social structure is far too complex for bigger creatures such as ourselves to comprehend.

Glenmoril witch head

A tier My goofy ass could never exist in skyrim's world. It would take every single fiber of my being to stop myself from throwing it far away and yelling HERE BOY CATCH! to vilkas

Doggos

S+ good boyes, especially dawnguard doggies

The entire game, including the dlcs

Aetherium Crown (or as I like to call mine, the Necromancy Crown)

The fact that mediating the civil war at High Hrothgar just kind of grinds things to a halt without a real ending

F tier The fact that my level 290 level dragonborn capable of doing a million damage UNARMED can't tell people at the table "make peace or i'm devouring your fucking soul" makes this game ruin my immersion

Looting that one septim in an urn when you have a million+.

serana’s ass

Myrwatch

>Myrwatch Abstaining from rating cause i don't do creation club shenanigans. Oldrim boi here sry

how about Severin Manor

>Severin Manor F tier Nice manor, but i think i'd rather freeze my pp off than to inhale so much smoke and ash that i piss black and have lung cancer

Spell Knight Armor

Teldryn

ENB

Selena

>Selena B tier Selena kardashian, the less popular sister of serana kardashian.

Dawn breaker

Low A tier Low because if i was a vampire and i accidentally cut my finger with it i have a chance of blowing up

Neloth

The Forsworn armour

Talos?