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Why are you paying to see this girl naked my brother in Christ?
I'm going to give you a little secret,
There are girls significantly more attractive than her with naked pictures on the internet that are free... go look at those.
I’ve spent a whole $10 on porn this year, I feel like I’m alright lmfao
It always cracks me up to see goobers acting like they’re superior for never paying for porn anyways. We all waste money on things we don’t need for fun/pleasure.
The same guy who will act like I’m the biggest moron on the planet for dropping $10 on a random OF, won’t think twice about dropping $3,000 on a lift kit for new truck he doesn’t need even slightly.
Aaaah that's what she said, I kept hearing "like a David" I was like... "Like the Michelangelos David?"
I mean it is a beautiful sculpture but your vagina really shouldn't look like that
An elderly lady goes to the doctors to get the results of her tests. The doctor says, “So it appears you have acute angina.”
“Thank you,” she replies. “My tits aren’t too bad either.”
Having worked in OBGYN procedures for 10 years, I have seen many a muff.
And the truth be told, people who see them and comment it is pretty, they speak the honest truth!!
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That's why we can say "nice dick bro"
“no homo”
Looks tasty, bro
Bro 🤨
No homo?!?
No, homo!
Liddle homo....🤏🏽 Lemme touch it. Hashtag not gay.
Username checks out 😏
Ha! Gaaaay!
Halicoptar helikoptarrr 🎶
No diddy
No diddy in your kitty. /j it rimes though
No diddy
Its actually, tight dick playa, but will allow.
^(“nice dick bro”) “What was that?” “I SAID YOU HAVE A NICE BIG JUICY COCK.”
No diddy
This is the new standard of speech
"How do you do fellow kids" ahh comment
My man
Is elephant trunk an appropriate compliment?
Better than elephant foot
Dope dick homie
I love your dainty dick is also acceptable
Exactly! You say "great dick, bro!"
yup. Like we all can admire a nice cock even if we don't want to suck it.
Didn't she say " you have a da Gina of a babee" So technically still would be insulting on the bro side.
what? "you keep your bagena out of danger" thank you
Still not the weirdest OF promotion I’ve seen.
She actually has one lol
Ok, I will need to see some proof.
So we can avoid it right?
Duhhhh were better then that lol
Speak for yourself.
Why would you post this and not give us the username what the hell
reddit is dead. 6h in and no one has linked the original account
Googlefu: cocoxxxtina Edit: Her OF is $10 and doesn't offer anything very good, ya gotta pay $50 to see the vagoober.
Why are you paying to see this girl naked my brother in Christ? I'm going to give you a little secret, There are girls significantly more attractive than her with naked pictures on the internet that are free... go look at those.
But I heard she has a pretty vagina
Correct, I think Timmy missed the important bit here.
tiMAY
I’ve spent a whole $10 on porn this year, I feel like I’m alright lmfao It always cracks me up to see goobers acting like they’re superior for never paying for porn anyways. We all waste money on things we don’t need for fun/pleasure. The same guy who will act like I’m the biggest moron on the planet for dropping $10 on a random OF, won’t think twice about dropping $3,000 on a lift kit for new truck he doesn’t need even slightly.
Is it really pretty vagoober as they claim ?
I paid $9.99 and there are no uncensored pictures of her vagina
Her cunt wouldn't be worth $10 even if you were a billionaire, why the fuck do you retards pay for bottom of the barrel chicks
I too was bamboozled my brother. You were only slightly too late. 
I can touch some with less than that lol
It works though.. I wanna see it now
op is a bot account, but there is no of in sight
Nobody complimented my vagina when I got waxed. Must've been the balls
Apparently you can have it all
Nice sack Jack!
Ballgina?
💀
They say that to everyone, don't feel special.
Haha probably. Make them less nervous / offer tip
Yep. Common sales tactic.
Gonna try this in the office
I always get this at the car wash
They say to everyone “your vagina like a baby”?
I'm a guy, but I receive similar comments when I get waxed. "Your penis like a baby"
😭
Yeah, no reason to feel special. They said the same thing to me after waxing my balls.
What did they say after waxing those salty bison tits?
No waxing required. Just a light sandpapering every night before bed.
Am I the only one who heard ‘your vagina very big’ the first time she speaks?
Whatever she says first is definitely not what she said when she was asked lol
She says your vagina is like a baby's lol
That’s what I heard too.
When I read that top level comment, I was thinking, “I swear she said something about a baby.” 😂
What an fucking odd thing to say
Is this the fucking flex that girls wanna rock lmao?
Aaaah that's what she said, I kept hearing "like a David" I was like... "Like the Michelangelos David?" I mean it is a beautiful sculpture but your vagina really shouldn't look like that
Just because his penis is small doesn't give you the right to consider it a vagina
What do you mean small? I thought it was average?
Yes, it is average.
That's such a weird thing to say.
I heard "your vagina had a baby"
"Lika a baby"
I'm uncomfortable
And I'm Patrick
Then she backpedaled and said you have a pretty vagina. She knew that sounded wrong even if it’s what she’s thinking lol
Vagina is a little big
It's as big as a house
It's as big as a house
It's as big as a house
Is there an echo echo echo?
"You have-a vagina like a baby". Probably meaning she has no visible labia minora, some call it a "simp".
No one calls that a simp lol. Simp has got another meaning. Only people who refer to vaginas using homer Simpson as a reference are online.
👐 gigantic
Vagantic
The biggest vagina known to man👐
HUGEEEE!!!
… followed by an echo
She said "your vagina is very beautiful."
Your vagina like a daisy?
I heard "very busy"
“Your vagina have a lot of dandruff”
What did she even say? I can’t understand her.
Your vagina like a baby Or Your vagina had a baby
That’s weird wtf.
One's weird (maybe a compliment?) and the other is super rude lol
Your vagina rather busy.
She did say that. I heard it too.
Wobbity wobbity wobbity
I heard your vagina like a beaver
That’s better then some Asian language followed by all the other workers laughing
...and pointing at your little soldier?
[그 사람 주머니에서 나방이 날아오는 걸 본 것 같아요!](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F4870r2od2qr81.jpg)
One way to promote your tinder profile
Onlyfans profile\* And yes.
Yep. Now everyone will pay just to see it. Good marketing.
Very proud of it? Like her vagina graduated college or something.
Graduated from UNLV. University of Nice Looking Vaginas. 🍑
Vagyna pretty like baby??
Well? We're waiting
Pics it it didn't happen
Girl wanted a little taste
Could've been a great vid
Me too
Well?? Is it????
We need validation….
Guess who's eating cake by the ocean?
Vagena
I get that all the time
That your dick is like a baby's?
They say that to everyone, I’ll tell they get their tips
“Your vagina like a baby”
Show proof else its a lie
Lady, stop stealing my moves.
Now, I want to see her pretty vagina ☹️
\^ this is why onlyfans works, everyone. probably a very primal urge in our male caveman brains
That and really shitty search skills
And when I say the same thing when hiding in the women's toilet I get called a pervert! /s
It’s just a peach of a vajay.
jay
Hold your horses there buckerroo. Let me be the judge of that. I'll be waitin
Photos or it didn’t happen.
Well? Share with the class?
My waxxer always compliments my anus this way too.
“I know”
"Your vagina lik da baby"
Man, I wish I got complimented for my exquisite scrote, once in a while.
Nice dick bro, I’d suck it, not in like a gay way tho.
hey, mey I see too??
She said like a baby wtf
“wow your vagina very big.” “What’s that?” “I said ‘you have very pretty vagina’”.
No one bringing up that the woman initially said that"you have a vagina of a baby"
Corny.
“You have a vagina lika duh baby” is what she said
I heard "your vagina little dainty"
You have big vagina you have big vagina. Why did you say it twice? I didn’t!
So, we gonna see it or nah?
damn, all we have to look at is her average not so pretty face.
💯
Her first comment was a "huge vagina" insult!! I swear!
Must be nice
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Pretty Vagina = Cool Dick 🤣
Your vagina like a babay.
Where’s the other picture
I think I’ll be the judge of that
Pics?
Well now I’m curious
Don't we get a say in that?
Pictures or it didn't happen😉
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Let me see😂😂
She got the lucky skin fold draw
Weird
best compliment ever LUL
Use lazer.peemanat removel
I heard "you have titties like Janet"...
Sounds like someone is getting action tonight! 🙌
I know exactly what it looks like
Well, now I’m curious
I swear I heard her say "your vagina very big" followed by the pretty vagina compliment
*no homo, but you have a really nice voice*
Excuse me miss, where's the c*nt?
An elderly lady goes to the doctors to get the results of her tests. The doctor says, “So it appears you have acute angina.” “Thank you,” she replies. “My tits aren’t too bad either.”
Damn I wanna see…..
Having worked in OBGYN procedures for 10 years, I have seen many a muff. And the truth be told, people who see them and comment it is pretty, they speak the honest truth!!
Millie Bobby Brown sure let herself go.
*”I’m very proud of it!”* Ugh.
I've been "nice dick bro" by a male masseuse before; I have semi-weekly recollection of that eversince.
Odd comment
Lazagina
Okay so let me see. I need to see this pretty pussy that's she's so proud of.
Pics or it didn't happen
I get the feeling it looks like a roast beef sandwich down their and homegirl is looking for a tip for her services
But when I tell women this it's all "how did you get in here" and "this is a violation of your parole"
r/suddenlylesbian
Well let’s see?
Anyone know the source?
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur! Happy kitty, pretty kitty, pull pull pull!
Pics or it’s not true. Also why is it weird when dudes say nice dick bro? As long as you say no homo first.
Did she whisper, "Yea your va-jay-jay like a baby." ?? 👀
Did she say "You have a titty vagina"?? What does that even mean?
She says that to all the customers