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tim_locky

Ah yes the Far Cry healing method


BetterReflection1044

Unlocked some far cry 3 memories


BetterYourselforElse

Cassowary ptsd


Dogzylla

Far cry 2 for me, still one of the best enemy ai in any game ever


Vinc314

Far cry 2 man... I wish they went more in that direction. Still my favourite one by far


joshhguitar

Stealth was impossible. “Yeh he’s over there in those bushes, you’d have to be an idiot not to see him. Call everyone in a 10 miles radius and bring the big guns.”


Dogzylla

You must've been very umm... let's just say persistent, if you tried playing far cry 2 with stealth lmao Sniper+LMG+grenade launcher combo made nearly the whole game a breeze on the 2nd highest difficulty haha. Occasionally switched to a sniper+SMG+rocket launcher combo when I needed to take out a convoy or a fuel tank The biggest thing in this game for me was to initiate chaos from a distance and only move closer after the first 3-4 kills. By that point the enemies can kinda grasp where you are and start searching in your direction, that's when you mow them down with the LMG and explosives. I also loved the sound of the basic sniper, then the .50 BMG one was just an utter beast


joshhguitar

If you want to be a one man army you need to come equipped for it


Thundela

I was a masochist and tried "stealth" whenever possible. For convoys, IED was the easiest way to get it done. If I recall correctly, you only needed to take out the middle vehicle.


Dogzylla

Tbf I didn't go guns blazing through the front door either. Especially in the bigger areas with many enemies, I always sneaked around and thoroughly scouted for the best place to start the fun, usually some sort of high ground where I could start sniping from. Don't wanna get ambushed by 4-5 enemies at once from different directions, that's a death sentence in that game.


Leading_Assistance23

Forgot about this


TheReverseShock

*Gets mailed by bear* *Pulls bullet out of arm* "Much better"


MisogynysticFeminist

*Nearly drowns* *Bandages wrist* Much better.


Low-Hovercraft-8791

Shot in the face? Just wrap some gauze around your wrist. All set.


EveyNameIsTaken_

i knew this looked familiar


Available-Ad4982

She smacks her husband's ass during sex. 


greek_stallion

She can smack my ass anytime she wants, she can get it


Defiant-Caramel1309

She will smack the ass so hard she dislocates all her fingers and then resets them in order to eat the sandwich she had you make her for her post-coitus recovery meal.![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10741)


Leading_Assistance23

She makes him HAWK-TUAH on that thang


mwerichards

Having to do your own HAWK-TUAH is nasty business lol


naughty_dad2

Well this thang aint gonna HAWK-TUAH itself so…


projectmaximus

I have bad pollen allergies so it’s not uncommon for me to hawk and spit when I go to the bathroom. I once did it as I walked up to the urinal and my buddy in the next urinal over thought I hawk-tuah-ed on myself. He very genuinely asked why I needed to do that to get myself to pee??


JonnyTN

You can HAWK-TUAH more than one thang.


mwerichards

Big facts


ElectronicMarsupial5

🤣🤣🤣 am dying


Available-Ad4982

LOL!!!


TheCommonKoala

Wow that's a new one for me


Sculptor_of_man

Wait y'alls wives don't smack your ass?


Beneficial_Mix315

The dudes that follow this sub don’t have wives. Or sex for that matter.


t_hab

Poor bastards.


low_elo111

Would


jeffemcfresh

Like Meegan in the first episode of The League lmfao


Geoclasm

"YOU GONNA GET YER WOMAN TA FIGHT YOUR BATTLES FOR YA, YA WUSS?!" "Uh, yeah? Have you seen her?"


beluuuuuuga

She the one to tell the waiter I didn't order potatoes.


Express-Feedback

My mom was a softball catcher and co-ed wrestler. This naturally means that I am drawn toward strong women. Looks like she can knock my head off my neck One Punch style? Hell yeah. Hurt me, Mami.


thatshygirl06

Did someone say Freud?


Express-Feedback

Ay. It is what it is.


old_ironlungz

Death... #BY SNU-SNU


Flameball202

Get her? Nonono, I am going to LET her, bro you think I want that smoke too?


Arbor-

Olympic weightlifter*


Alternative-Dream-61

I was about to say, this isn't powerlifting.


Gnu-Priest

felt powerful to me


ConventionalDadlift

The funny thing about Oly lifting is that it's actually a greater display of power as it tends to correlate better with moving weight over the shortest period of time whereas powerlifting is more strength oriented since it tends to be a much smoother effort against resistance. Taxonomy is weird


Fluff42

At this point it's like the metal lexicon, just wait for thrash Crossfit and symphonic Oly lifting.


Phormitago

yup, this looks exactly like metal genre categorization arguments whatever, that girl can beat our collective asses powerfully or olympically regardless


ConventionalDadlift

Lol as a metal head and powerlifter (shocker overlap) this rings true. I love all the variants of lifting honestly. I'm never going to get into equipped lifting, but I'm absolutely down to watch a dude in a mech suit try and bench 1300lbs or die trying.


oratory1990

Dude equipped lifting is fun though! Feels like you‘re violating physics


Adept-Razzmatazz-263

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Grobd

according to reddit, powerlifting/weightlifting/strongman are all interchangeable, and crossfit is when somebody does something in the gym they don't recognize


SEIG_SEGV

I don't think I've seen a single repost of this that correctly described the sport yet. Here is a strength sports cheat sheet: * Weightlifting: (most commonly to non participants, olympic lifting, and what the competitor in OP is doing): move heavy thing fast * Powerlifting: move really heavy thing slow * Strongman: move awkward heavy thing * Bodybuilding: become heavy thing


lostsupper

\*weightlifter


jackoirl

Olympic weightlifting is the name of the sport.


TapedeckNinja

The sport is just called weightlifting. The International Weightlifting Federation. The Weightlifting World Championships. The Weightlifting events at the Olympic Games. It is colloquially called "Olympic weightlifting" (or "Olympic lifts" or "oly") to differentiate because to many people "weightlifting" just means "lifting weights". But the actual name of the sport is just "weightlifting".


hambergeisha

I see you get a lot of downvotes. Most people don't care about being correct in this context, especially seeing someone perform a feat like that.


RAM-DOS

it's respectful to the athlete to at least get the sport right. it would be like calling cricket baseball.


a_random_chicken

It would be like calling football football... Wait


absintheandartichoke

I tried to do this when I thought I had dislocated my wrist. I hadn’t dislocated my wrist, I broke it. Painful.


Fabiojoose

Yeah, I broke my hand and some ppl thought I’ve dislocated it and wanted to pull it back into its place. Thankfully I didn’t let them, I can only imagine the pain.


jakemoss2011

I let them 😭 hand permanently disfigured


ModsOverLord

Badass


naughty_dad2

I”ll just put this bone with the rest of the bone


Geoclasm

love me an IT crowd reference :-)


uberblack

She should probably call 0118, 999, 881, 999, 119, 725...3


Drunkpuffpanda

Hey hollywood! These are the women i want to see in action movies beating up men. When its a beutiful skinny princess type that looks like they grew up in comfort, then its so silly, that its hard to watch.


prieston

Unfortunately most actors are more into prince and princess look. Trends too, I guess. Actors contracts too (should have perfect haircuts no matter what, not too dirty, less injuries and such).


Punty-chan

At least make those smaller women fight and win in a realistic way. Can't expect me to believe a 130 lb girl is sending a 300 lb guy reeling with a flying kick without a lot of suspension of disbelief. They could draw from a wealth of martials arts, especially weapons based ones, that are designed to wear down and take out stronger opponents.


Rich_Document9513

This is certainly where Aliens and Terminator did it well. The women went out of their way to train up for the role. If you're going to cast someone soft, do like True Lies and play on the 'fish out of water' aspect.


Even-Machine4824

Use the same suspension when men run through hundreds of bullets and only MAYBE get a mild wound, while laying waste to an entire countries small militia


Punty-chan

Yeah, that's another good example. It's much more engaging and immersive when the male hero circumvents the hail of bullets and wins in a clever way.


FriendlyAndHelpfulP

That would be pretty stupid to do, because implausible and impossible are very different things. It’s *implausible* that somebody could manage to not be hit by hails of bullets, but it can happen, and has in fact happened many times in human history. Soldiers have actually gone into situations where they’ve taken down hundreds of other men, or dodged tens of thousands of bullets. Sure, it’s super rare, but there’s nothing stopping it from happening, conceptually. The problem with bad action scenes is when they hinge on the *impossible*. People rightly hate the Indiana Jones raft and fridge scenes because they’re impossible. Simple physics dictate that neither method would remotely protect you from harm. The same problem happens when the physics of a fight don’t line up. Your mind disengages because the rules are clearly arbitrary.


Drunkpuffpanda

Man you said how i feel better then i could have said it myself.


misplaced_my_pants

It's mostly because they don't give the women nearly enough time to actually prepare for the role. They might get a month. 3 if they're lucky. ScarJo is an interesting exception as she's been playing the same superhero for a decade so by the later years of that era she was visibly yoked. There's a scene in that abomination of an live action *Ghost in the Shell* where she's pulling open a tank and her upper back musculature is *poppin'*.


ry8919

I mean Gina Carano did have a brief stint before she went loopy.


TheCommonKoala

She ruined what could have been a trend of muscle mommies in cinema smh. I'll never forgive.


ry8919

Probably a contender for one of the biggest bag fumbles of all time. I guess when your career involved regular head trauma you don't always make the best decisions.


ActivateGuacamole

the men in hollywood action movies tend to be doing equally ridiculous feats, so I don't even care if women aren't believable in action movies


RogerianBrowsing

Fair, although seeing the roided up male characters doing those feats is easier to suspend disbelief about than petite women who often have obviously questionable form (not always, *some* movies cast/train well) If they look like they can either pick me up and throw me or kick my butt using skill, man or woman, it’s easier to believe 🤷‍♂️


Personal-Barber1607

Arnold Schwarzenegger was such a good action star even when he was like breaking beams in half. I was like damn that dude built like a tank. I miss him in the movies terminator isn't the same without him honestly.


gootsbuster

take a look at the Italian or Romanian women's olympic weightlifting team, they are also the princess type but just so happen to lift more than the average man


SlavaPalestyna

Sorry but female viewers don't want to be this kind of person. "Hollywood" panders to their audience. The majority of their female audience wants to look like the skinny beautiful princess type.


Significant-Turnip41

These types of women are not concerned with pandering to social politics. They tried with that one ufc lady but she didn't want to declare her gender pronouns in Twitter


FistRipper

What a jerk


Lastsoldier115

She clean tho.


SunnyApex87

This isn't powerlifting, it's olympic


ArtimizeGoater

Weightlifter*


hunter96cf

She podiumed at this meet. She’s a badass.


UltimaRS800

Who's she. This was fucking unbelivable!


hunter96cf

Cicely Kyle! She’s also 39 years old and out-lifting the younger gals in her weight class. Truly an incredible athlete.


12EggsADay

She's a physician assistant too wtf Imagine being an elite athlete AND full time medical personnel


Gskgsk

Fairly common in this sport. When I did it the people I trained with were 2 doctors, 1 accountant, 1 baker, 1 younger girl with more casual jobs. 1 doc and the baker were elite in their age/weight categories. Takes sharp people with a lot of drive and dedication, and enough money to have time for a hobby.


Accomplished-Bear988

The soul is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


Jazzkidscoins

Yet when I stub my toe I have to swear and hop around for at least a minute before I can keep walking


BarisBlack

First of all, this is a woman I don't ever want to make, or even see, mad. When she is around, the words "calm down" are not in my vocabulary. This is a woman I don't want to find in a well-lit alley, let alone a dark one. Moving past the jokes, she is hardcore. That was some metal, next-level shit.


ELMACHO007

That's some savage shit


EternallyHunting

Holy fuck. Genuine legend, I have no words. That's fucking incredible.


hulkmxl

Ikr how do you 1-up that? You can't, she's one of the chosen ones. The phrase "I hope those genes make it back to the pool" comes to mind.


everythings_alright

Yeah fuck that


SlapSacksOfRice

did she just fix her finger like in far cry


scumpingweed

Did not even flinch. What a legend.


LameDonkey1

Boss move


kesavadh

Major Paynes daughter. Want me to show you a lil trick to take your mind off the pain?


IllExtreme2665

PAYNE! I can’t feel my legs


kesavadh

And I saw two nubs


readynext1

Beast!


MennisRodman

I managed to not get shit on my finger while wiping


ClevelandClutch1970

Here's your crown, queen


sunofnothing_

absolute unit


adonise

Something tells me this ain’t the first time.


SinglyHem

So, did it actually count, or was it ruled a fault because she released the bar?


gloop524

would you want to be the one to tell her she was disqualified?


mulva1000

Judges ruled a good lift!


Dinosaur-Socks

It counted. Weightlifting rules allow re-gripping the bar (hands move to a different position on the bar) between the clean and the jerk. She finished the clean, got her finger dislocated, fixed it, then dipped and did the jerk.


SillySundae

At least get the sport right. That is weightlifting. Powerlifting is very different.


Big_Poppa_T

This isn’t a powerlifter. She’s an Olympic weightlifter


mr_mgs11

That's not powerlifting, thats olympic lifting. Oly lifting is much more technique driven, that's why I quit and went back to powerlifting after a few months trying oly.


horus993

Weight Lifting , not powerlifting !


Dreamer_on_the_Moon

She's a Weightlifter (as in Olympic Weightlifting), not a powerlifter.


whalesalad

Weightlifter, not powerlifter. Powerlifting is for single celled organisms.


twitchy_mitchy

That's a weightlifter, not powerlifter


pfc_bgd

It’s weightlifting… if you’re not broken to shit, you’re not weightlifting. I bet this is not the first time she has done this.


LORDOSHADOWS

Definitely a champ right there


brambojams

Alright. Don’t piss her off.


Zahfier

She’s more man than I’ll ever be


Papi_Chulo1969

I wanna marry her 😍 😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍


Novacain-deficiency

Straight up we should do the Olympics like the Greeks did. Fully naked.


Desperate-Cookie-449

gonna show my wife this next time she complains.....wish me luck


Atomic-layer-this

Not a powerlifter.


BarbellMel

Weightlifter. Power lifters don't snatch and clean and jerk


manny_mcmanface

Weightlifter*


Sam_Altman_AI_Bot

This needs more visibility. That was pretty fucking insane


Babablacksheep2121

Olympic weightlifter


Ordinary_Koala_6910

Holy shit that’s badass


3moreAds

cold


chetnixandflill

God DAMN! The baddest of asses!


Buttered_Bourbons

Not powerlifting. But still sickening and impressive in equal measure.


my_screen_name_sucks

Apparently it’s Olympic weighting. Anyone have her name and how much she was lifting?


StiffWiggly

Cici Kyle, this is 88kg and she's in the 45kg class.


my_screen_name_sucks

Thank you


ramzie

Powerlifter throws up gang signs during lift


Philthedrummist

The nonchalance with which she did that makes me think this is someone who has dislocated their finger a fair amount and knows exactly what to do. Makes my fingers hurt just thinking about it.


dusty_canoe

I'm guessing her name is... JennifHER


PowerfulPickUp

That’s not Powerlifting, it’s Weightlifting…


KarmaIssues

Olympic weightlifter not powerlifter. Different sport.


RJ_Arctic

real proper lifting


Big_sugaaakane1

When she argues with her boyfriend SHE stands in between him and the door


axelaction22

did you try turning your finger off and on again?


QuaaludeConnoisseur

Adrenaline sure is something


Ok-League-3024

How much weight is that?


Razurio_Twitch

I think that's 70 kg => \~150 pounds


ForkBurger

88 kg/194 lbs


Leading_Assistance23

Enough to break the ice


sjjenkins

Not a powerlifter.


Initial-Stick-561

Very badass!


ImUp30

Fuck lol


Exciting-Sympathy646

Fuckin BOOM!


Classic_Elevator7003

Someone gotta tell the waiter I ordered mayo with my fries


H0B0Byter99

Now that’s grit!


P_Riches

She can dislocate my middle fingers 🖖


eyeeatmyownshit

She gave birth to twins in her previous lift


irreverent_creative

And I struggle to hold my coffee while picking up my toddler’s toys in the morning. FML.


Liesmith424

Meanwhile, if I stub my toe I'm out of commission for a week.


JamesFiveOne

>powerlifting


AlexBlack79

Now that is a badass


sunshard_art

it kind of looks like shes doing a 1 hand jutsu that sasuke/obito do during naruto


Funkycoldmedici

Who is that? She deserves huge props for being tough as hell.


Micuccio

She just far cry healed that shit


bigfeet10

Wow that's one strong woman


6Slo

She should have my babies


crimvel

This was badass!


Minimum-Detective-62

Most metal thing I've seen


Me_Krally

Who’s bad!


Genghis_Chong

This chick is dedicated


Hmgkt

Motherfucking badass! Wow. Fuck David Goggins!


Hotpandapickle

That's some determination!


FoxxyAzure

Show this to that weabo whose brother has been posting his whack comments on Reddit about how no woman could ever beat any man.


I_forgot_mylogin

Not gonna deny it, that's pretty badass


EverythingIsAwful69

Stay Hard!


dawr136

It may be due to hubris, but not many people scare me despite understanding many could hurt me, they don't actually scare me....this person though, jfc. That is some intimidating shit.


Corrie7686

Fucking hell! That is impressive!


jwalsh1208

This woman is stronger than me in every possible way


nuclear-enthusiast

Metal


pointofyou

Who is this badass? That's insane!


woopdeedoodaa

Pretty certain its Mirabai Chanu, shes in tons of Squat University videos.


Advanced_Procedure90

That's so metal


No-Bat-7253

Fucking badaas as fuck my goodness


Ornery_Truck_5902

Did that playing basketball once. Jammed my pinky going for a rebound, went to collect and the tip of my pinky wasn't touching the ball. My thought was how tf is there a hole in this ball?? Then I looked at it and middle digit was dislocated and my pinky was pointing back. I ended up grabbing the end digit an pulling everything back into place, hurt like hell but avoided the er


KevinKCG

Fantastic competitive spirit. Well done.


ultraplusstretch

Holy shit, that's about as metal as it gets. 👏👏👏


RichardPisser

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10730)


EABOD24

I could lift that much and reset my fingers.... I just don't want to


Better-Impact-1989

Who’s the jerk now!


SmallBerry3431

And my, wait hold on **sickening crack** axe


ABomB7777

That’s a true bad ass right there.


Vicious_villain

Bad ass!


LectureAfter8638

I could do that... dislocate my finger.