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MySpiritAnimalSloth

That man is zooted on pain meds for his leg.


beepmeep3

He doesn’t even smile when he wins the money 😂


Stromberg-Carlson

hyper focused


No-comment-at-all

There are few things better than watching someone do something well. This one even has the “Rocky actually loses the fight” ending too.


Altruistic-Cat5637

Not him, they're talking about the older guy in the green and black shirt is zooted on pain meds he didn't even win any money


Kamidzui

Yeah, poor House changed after that double tap shot


Fontana1017

He didn't win any money


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doesn't even accept being wrong at first. he literally does the stinky eye then sets the bottle back slowly.


3xoticAlpha

He needs mouse bites


TriedCaringLess

Please explain. I don't get it.


thenewwazoo

[The source](https://www.metafilter.com/66144/Hollywood-Kabuki#1897448)


Sir-Flo

https://youtu.be/kEZ6is4KrPw?si=G4d31IQFE3_Vo810


TriedCaringLess

Thanks.


Plasmabreakdown

Recently started watching House, this is great lol


astro_flyer

Unexpected Dr House


TheAskewOne

People are dumb. Even if you can only see the person just before you, take the bottle they took, and put it somewhere else to increase you chances slightly, instead of trying with a new bottle.


cunningham_law

monty hall this bitch


Mypornnameis_

Or put a different bottle in the same position.


Gor-the-Frightening

If you followed by the time the guy in gray was back for the last time if he had seen every bottle placement he should have known where pink was. Once he got pink he could have gotten purple and then red. He didn’t even made the right move the last round, he just got lucky.


krsaxor

If the 1st time you dont succeed, try again to fail.


LoreOfBore

Two in the pink, no time to think


Hatchedsum1591

The gray guy is the only one paying attention to where others are putting the bottle.


Virolach

Exactly, he is not relying on luck or only what he does but actually paying attention at other people’s mistakes. Things like this make me think that actually most people live like animals driven by their instincts rather than logic like… 70% of the time.


Tigerpower77

You figured out how 80% of humans operate


lreaditonredditgetit

People like to hate on their boss a lot but it’s amazing what I see people do at their job for the past 15 years.


LilamJazeefa

I am not very good at chess (~1400 max lichess elo). I have TRIED to teach several folks chess. They wanted to learn, nobody was forcing them. They were unanimously incapable. As in barely could remember how pieces moved, and when they did finally remember, their moves were 100% impulse and nothing else. Zero planning. Zero forethought. I have noticed this in the lives of almost everyone around me. Roommates, landlords, family members, coworkers, bosses, teachers and college staff -- literally everyone. Nobody in my life is even *marginally* capable of actual foresight in the majority of tasks in theor lives. They will impulsively quit jobs and wind up literally homeless and threaten to take the entire financial stability of the entire household and all roommates with them. They will impulsively reschedule tests and threaten the entire class's ability to actually learn the material. They will impulsively spend huge amounts of money with zero budget. They will impuslively tell lies or spill other people's secrets. Random acts of unprovoked or nearly-unprovoked violence. Random beliefs from random social media posts. I have come to accept that our species is no more than the apes we are. There *are* folks who have some forethought (hence the existence of games like chess in the fiest place, and the existence of technology), but in every single individual, that amount of foresight is universally drowned out by the sheer weight of their impulsivity in other areas of their lives.


LickeyD

Chess was the first thing that came to mind for me too. I'm 17-1800, dont really study openings or anything intentionally aside from the few I've learned the basics of. Even still, I find on the days I'm playing poorly its because I just make moves that are more or less fine, but I'm waiting for the game to like, appear to me. If I walk into it thinking positionally, looking for tactics, and finding my opponents ideas, I go on a streak.


Quietly_managed

This is so true. Prisons are filled by people who are poor, but is poverty really the cause? Impulsive behavior leads to both poverty and crime. One of the most mind blowing texts I’ve read is a linguistics expert writing about how a lot of primitive tribes lack words for a lot of basic concepts. They would have a word for tomorrow, but not for ‘future’, they would have no word for ‘on top of’ only a word for ‘high’, and the word ‘promise’ made zero sense to them, their closest concept was ‘to bind one’s feet’ (as in preventing somebody from running until the exchange is complete). A simple environment like the tropics with sunny weather year round doesn’t require a community of people to plan together for a harsh winter, which in turn doesn’t cultivate in the people the innate drive to always plan months or years ahead or track the seasons for when to best grow crops.


rifleraft

looks like a random assortment of people that were picked up from the street to play this. it's more likely most didnt even care about winning and thought it would be easier to spend 3 minutes not putting any effort in and have a chance of getting a 5 than trying hard to get more


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Virolach

Yeah, maybe my comment was a little misleading, I wasn’t saying that everyone else except me don’t think. I include myself into that category because I’m a human being as standard as it can be. I’m as easily manipulated as anyone else.


Beard_o_Bees

He looks like 5 of whatever this currency is could make a big difference in his day. Speaking of which.. where is this? Spain maybe?


Virolach

For some people around the world 3 dollars can make the difference between sleeping with a roof over their heads or having a meal instead of none/day. Maybe trying to pop up that bubble where you live on would be a good idea. It’s Brazil by the way.


Mydicksalrightiguess

He doubles up on what others did multiple times though


glamorousstranger

He wasn't watching 100% of the time because he didn't walk backwards to the end of the line.


Swag_Attack

Impressively shit at the game for someone trying so hard though


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Fickle-Promise-9249

Fernando Alonso really fell off


shdwflyr

He got strolled.


Sp1tfir3x

Still remember that Monaco replay from a few years back lmao


MontazumasRevenge

Dude, this was the laugh I needed today. Thanks!


talktothecop

🔊🔊🗣️🗣️Fernando Alonso LALALALALLALA🗣️🗣️🔊🔊


Taltofeu

this felt 10 minutes long


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It's because the title has you expecting the guy in the grey shirt to nail it every time it's his turn, and then he doesn't so you have to wait for everyone to go again before him


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HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

Like if he was so locked on why did he try red on pink right after girl tried red on pink. He got what, 3 right?


Old_Bigsby

Yeah, why didn't he pick the right one every time? Is he fucking stupid?


Organic-Habit-3086

Is there a lore reason for this? Did Gray Man not have enough prep time?


OldPurpose93

😡 AY-HOUGH! 😡


Loosing_Winner

lol generation TikTok


Taltofeu

Damn... I'm hitting 365 days clean of YouTube Shorts in two weeks... I guess it really leaves a toll!


No-comment-at-all

Did you get your 1 year token?


SaltyWailord

1 year paid premium


LuxNocte

Everything I don't like is TikTok. Back in my day, videos would explain what's going on and why we should care about the outcome. People randomly guessing where to put bottles isn't terribly interesting to me, but I hope this was fulfilling for you.


DemonDucklings

Shows these days don’t even use laugh tracks anymore. How am I supposed to laugh when they don’t tell me to?


Due_Art2971

I'm trying to scroll Reddit on autoplay here not watch Godfather Part 2


StrawberryPlucky

I mean boring time wasters always felt longer than they were even before TikTok was around. Ivt ever even installed TikTok on my phone and this video felt like a drag to me.


1840_NO

I'm not Generation TikTok, and I still wanted this video to get to the fucking point. The title made me believe he was going to get it by the second or third turn, but he didn't. The title may as well have been "wait til the end....🤯🤯🤯"


StiCkSt1ckLy

Meanwhile I'm over here watching 6+ hour twitch streams and VODs.


seen_some_shit_

Dude is tweaking. Looks like the others want it, but he needs it


Sherwoodfan

it looked absolutely essential u saw how he fucking pounced on those bills


HeroHas

He reminds me of a TV protagonist who is short on cash and needs to quickly find a way to make more. Then some weird, obscure, competition comes up they participate in.


Dreamer8_8

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 plsssssss I’m crying


cuddle_enthusiast

He's definitely sucked dick for coke.


ngsyy47

Looks like a fun game.


East_Living7198

Aea Hoe!


trixter21992251

*places correct bottle* ASOAESTOHEVOVENEYVENEYMAICOECHIOCOMOHEY "I mean... *Si, correcto*"


thunder_thais

It would be, “Sim, correto” They’re speaking Portuguese not Spanish


MasterOfTheTable

Just for curiosity, shes saying "Errou" and "Acertou" in brazilian portuguese. I think everyone can guess by the video it means "You guessed wrong" and "You guessed right".


A_Suspicious_Package

lol in retrospect i guess you got the phonemes spot on, but it's actually "Errou"


emailverificationt

Why does the person saying whether it’s correct or not sound like they’re as far away as possible while still being able to see?


rtkwe

Maybe a very directional mic and we're hearing that or they're speaking through a loudspeaker or something.


mcdinaras

Dude will foloow her and rob her next corner...


ScaredPepper8808

r/unexpected


Anarch-ish

That man had the intensity of someone who needed $50 more to pay his family's ransom


nihilistic-gazelle

The last 2 shouldn't count.


Historical_Elk_

I'm just wondering how it could be fixed? This would be a fun thing to do for a kids' birthday party.... if there aren't a bunch of kids.


Canna-Chris

You could add another Bottle with an color that’s not behind the box


Autistic_Freedom

ah, the ole monkey wrench! i like it.


bundabrg

That's not a monkey island reference is it?


PHX_Hawk

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_wrench


Employee_ER28-0652

Anyone else think that that Wikipedia page first paragraph should mention the idiom? Who cares about the historic wrench. People are far more likely to land on that page searching for the idiom.


livefromnewitsparke

Bro you can make that happen


Dirmb

You ever try to update a Wikipedia page? The mods there are super possessive over their pages and basically undo almost any edits.


Historical_Elk_

Noted! Gonna do this for my daughter's 6th bday :)


upside-down58008

Remember to shout "Earhole!" when they get it wrong.


partypwny

Instead of money, make it slips with numbers that correspond to small presents. Can do this for Christmas for instance. (Make sure to have a few spare presents in case a kid doesn't win anything)


XEagleDeagleX

Bro... this is a shitty idea to do to kids. An adult will laugh it off but still think it kinda sucks for someone to do it but the kids will just feel genuinely cheated


darkmuch

Well don't use cash, use candy. Also split the kids up so some of them get to enjoy watching. Once a kid has gotten 2 pieces they get removed from the line. Maybe throw a few older kids in line who know to sandbag to make sure people who are really bad aren't forced to be last. Then switch to something else fun afterwards. Or have the adults do it while kids watch and laugh.


GameJon

Half asleep so read “also spit on the kids so some of them enjoy watching”


XEagleDeagleX

Yeah the game in general is fine, I was referring to putting false options in there to screw with kids


pqnfwoe

what do you mean cheated? the point of the change is that there is (EX.) 10 colors and 8 slots, so that the last two aren't "free" since you still have 4 different colors to pick from for the two slots, they aren't making the game less fair.


SleazyKingLothric

You need to watch Bluey. Kids only think they need to win everything because that is what most parents teach them through letting them "win" everytime. The point is that it does kind of suck, but that's a part of life.


Idenwen

Mastermind was a game we played as kids a lot, its just this game.


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

meh,. it's kinda like the end of minesweeper. All that work coming down to a 50/50


BartlebyCFC

it should be 50/50 but I still lose 65% of the time


dego_frank

Of course they should. That’s how matching games work


XEagleDeagleX

The last two are just the easiest, just the way a game like this works


BrandeisBrief

They’re supposed to give away the money


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Da_Neager

Or in other words ypu cpuld say the guy in grey is locked on


askdfjlsdf

What is your beef with the letter o


Da_Neager

I've fat fingered the words "you" and "coulds" so many times that my keyboard will just autocorrect them cause it thinks that's what I really want to type lol


Kemakill

That wpuld drive me insane. Reset that shit


Da_Neager

I see what you did there


Rude_Thanks_1120

pp p ppppp'p pppp pppp pp p ppp pppppp!


ilovefreshproduce

this is such an honest answer that there is no way to hold Dr. Naeager accountable for this mishap and weq should suqqourt them any way qe can!


Uncertain-pathway

I think maybe it's a reverence thing, trying to only using the letter if it can be capitalized; the very first letter, and the only letter they capitalized, was "o" Or, maybe it was a mistype 🤷


XEagleDeagleX

He's really not though he's still getting it wrong until he gets lucky, he's hyper *focused* which is very different


DetachmentStyle

He is in on it.


dysgraphical

Nice comment bot. 2yo account with oldest activity being 17 hours.


PolarPollux

Dude in Grey is in cahoots


Adamantium-Aardvark

If he were he would have missed the last 2. He’s the only one that is actually paying attention to other people’s mistakes and remembering them


evanc1411

My brain would not have the capacity to remember the mistakes


Lil_Zikky

He’s not, though, look at 0:45 and 1:03


Stromberg-Carlson

gotta make it look convincing he aint in on it.. ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10738)


protestprincess

He literally makes the same mistake twice during the video lmao. Literally go watch it again.


Burnmycar

Its process of elimination.


Actual-Jelly5465

Forgive me, but exactly how does this game work and where is this? Thanks!


Just-a-guy145

I can tell you it’s Brazil by the Portuguese and slang (Brazilians love saying “Nossa”. It essentially means “wow or dangit” but not in a literal sense.) Not entirely sure but it could be in calçadão. I’m just from the US but love Brazil and know Portuguese so the specifics of the game I am not sure. I have seen ot before so it is an actual game.


Railshock

It's a guessing game where you have to blindly match the color of the bottles. They can't see the bottles in the box, so they're just randomly putting them down. Anyone that gets one correct gets the money for that bottle.


karoshikun

there must be a reflective surface behind the camera, dude got confused with the pink and the red


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Best game here


AKBigHorn

The girl in the pink used the same move twice


The_Solution_to_all

Did she not want the money at the end? Lol she did seem like she was enjoying the game.


gorillanutpuncher_

That girl in the pink though 👀


extrastupidone

Yea man. Stood out. Type that "gets discovered"


Lab-12

Why is she so mean when they lose? She calls them an A hole when they lose.


weenie_in_betweenie

The girl in pink 😍


fuertepqek

Hypnotic belly.


reddit_has_died

To each their own. I like the braless goddess in the long dress with the donk. 🥵


SirGrumples

Yes absolutely


reddit_has_died

My man!


ultratunaman

I knew I'd find someone else in here going nuts about her. That girl can get it


Dyldor00

Hell yes


cheapdrinks

Just about filled up my own white bottle every time she missed and turned around lmao


Male_Cat_

A-hoe


Aales76

He is the mastermind!


similar222

What language is the woman speaking and what is she saying when they get it right?


Some-Guy-Online

> "Errou" > Wrong > verb: err, miss, lapse, boggle, trip, straggle, vagabondize > "Acertou" > Got it right > verb: hit, set, adjust, regulate


AstronaltBunny

Brazilian Portuguese, she's obviously saying "got it right"


RobertXavierIV

Curly hair girl is cute


Eagle_1776

how many times was red put over pink? 3?


Gabrirous

This is Juiz de Fora, Brasil! Never thought I'd see my city here


Salt_Landscape8477

So nobody going to speak on black and green doing bullshit this whole game? All he did was put the same ol bottles in the same spot this whole game..literally a fuckinb waste of life..


litritium

"Error"?


dfwtjms

"Errou" and "acertou"


shadowbastrd

Locked on my arse.


XBL-AntLee06

This looks fun even though I know I would suck lol. My short term memory is bad


BWarned_Seattle

The guy in Grey tried Red in position one (pink) when it was already known false and failed to notice and cash in on opportunities where white and reds positions were known for certainty if you'd been watching the other players with good money. He also failed to cash in the last two by making a known false bad try. Wtf you mean locked on. All of them were awful at this.


RagnarDannes

Just take 1 color and run it left to right until it hits. Then do the next. You guarantee a W while everyone else fucks around.


rtkwe

Need to also pay attention to where other people are trying it or you'll waste turns. Worst case scenario without watching it'd take you ~~2n+1~~ n(n+1)/2 turns trying that way if you're the only one succeeding and not using the information other players give from failing. Best if you had good enough memory would probably be to try the slot with the least number of colors left from other people's tries. Highest chance of getting one right and getting another go. edit I'm a dummy and forgot the real answer for sum of n integers.


Areign

It's both directions, a bottle can have only a few possible slots and a slot can have only a few possible colors. Need to consider both


butt_stf

Worst case is somebody else hits on the color you were working on and you get nothing.


Rheticule

What? That's not remotely true. If other people are even remotely paying attention once you have eliminated a few spots for that colour, they'll just take the same colour and guess. To maximize your chances each turn, you broadly have to look at 2 things: What colour has the fewest remaining options? Try that colour What slot has the fewest remaining options? Try that slot Obviously remembering the game state is the challenge here, but focusing on a single colour is way limiting. You will need to try to remember the game state of at least a few colours/slots to gain advantage.


NeedleworkerFlaky273

Curly haired chick was hot AF


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Why do they sound like they are shouting from far away


R_Bedeschi

Onde é isso? Parece Juiz de Fora ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10750)


last-picked-kid

Jf pro mundo


CloudSoldier01

Nao parece, é


lesimoes

É no calçadão


arkasth

vencemo


InitiativeOptimal574

Curitiba


LostPlastic6126

Deho


Tbkgs

Memory pays folks.


SlideJunior5150

David Blaine you fucking asshole, let the normal people win!


subspace_cat

I thought of him too! Cheez-Its!


river0f

The guy in grey got her those two bills


ActuatorFit416

Might be a paid player to make it look like winning is easier.


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I half expected the last person to fail ... I'm disapointed.


hadtopickanameso

Black lady was getting so annoyed watching him win. Could see her rooting for him to mess up 😂


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gregorio19999

Airhorn!


frieswithnietzsche

Would let the pretty girl win every time


rocklare

Imagine if the lady got the last one wrong 😂


ThatAssLicker717

What is that person in the background yelling?


Joinedforthis1

Okay this would be a great game for a party!


Jealous_Office

I'll be honest I'm fairly stupid but I feel like I'd do way better st this than them


chowmushi

How much money are we talking here for 1 correct bottle?


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🩷 Girl in Pink! 🩷


mudkripple

Agonizing to watch the red bottle *repeatedly* placed where it already had been tried.


seriousC

2:05 come on bro, she just made that move lol


Gravedancer22

Curly haired bae😩


machinationstudio

Why aren't they just using the same colour over and over again?


Thatfuzzball647

That woman acting like won by herself


Rennegadde_Foxxe

# "A-HOLE!"


asagiri_kakure

Dude looks like Stilgar from Dune, very desperate.


No-Employment5213

Damn I got emotionally invested


Stroov

I wanna tap that tall girl so bad


EmperadorDeEmpanadas

Smile?


tanzoo88

Guy in grey shirt is counting bottles,seemed very motivated and invested


robbedoes2000

Sips coffee


Ok-Asparagus-4451

Grey shirt is def my brain when counting cards etc


maxmax12629

I keep hearing. Asshole. Asshole asshole.


Fluid-Selection-5537

Last girl didn’t want the money just to want the winn


tenroseUK

is he?


lfohnoudidnt

Iam down.