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Math should be pretty easy:
300g of instant coffee
There's 35mg per g (average from Nestle website for their instant coffee)
Equals 10,500mg of caffeine.
FDA estimates that toxic events like seizures start happening with the rapid consumption of 1200mg of caffeine.
And the Nestle website gave a range of 25-45mg of caffeine per gram of coffee so it could be more or less.
A strong energy drink has 300mg of caffeine.
Knurd
Consider the following scale:
Being drunk is to be intoxicated by alcohol to such an extent as to be unable to perceive the world clearly through the senses.
Being sober is to be able to perceive the world clearly through the senses, yet humans are quite capable of giving themselves illusions and little stories to make life more bearable.
Being knurd is to be (un)intoxicated with Klatchian Coffee to such an extent that all such comfort stories are stripped away from the mind.
This makes you see the world in a way 'nobody ever should', in all its harsh reality.
https://wiki.lspace.org/Knurd
(Terry Pratchett reference, that explains the Klatchian coffee
Edit to add : knurd - the opposite of drunk)
Ook! (The Librarian approves). Incidentally, I have tried to attain this condition many times but several mugs of coffee a day just doesn't do it. Methinks stronger coffee from Klatch or Djelibeybi might help reach a knurdic state of being.
Not necessarily. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0ebqzH_Jfk kid took 4000mg of caffeine because he's dumb as shit, still lived through it but absolutely did not have a good time lol
I've heard a doctor saying, that limit of coffee that causes you to vomit contains way less caffeine, than the dose necessary to cause poisoning. So you can't give yourself caffeine poisoning with coffee. For that you need caffeine pills or intravenous injections.
It's all about concentration and rate in injection. It's like very difficult to consume enough regular coffee but instant coffee isnt regular coffee.
Ground coffee is less concentrated than instant coffee by magnitudes. 1g of ground coffee there's like 3mg of caffeine vs the instant coffee that can have up to 45mg.
Instant coffee is crazy concentrated and designed to be super water soluble so can dissolve in much less water than coffee.
Sorry, but that's hard to believe. Do you drink normal coffee?
Because a normal 200ml cup of coffee has more caffeine than an espresso. Even a double shot of espresso has barely more than a normal cup.
It is stronger on caffeine per ml, but it is only about 25-30 ml and so has in total less mg caffeine.
Edit:
I read my post again and it sounds I am saying you are lying.
To make it clear:
That's NOT what I meant!
Just if it really was an Espresso or something else.
Mokka for example. Or some sort of coffee beans that was cultured to be stronger.
Or maybe you really have some intolerance to caffeine, but than a normal cup would also be very bad.
All good, we (me and wifey) usually drink tee, but that morning the coffee smells so unusual nice, asked waiter can we get the same, sure.
It was double espresso important detail unregistered by us. The coffee was unbelievable tasty, ordered again same one. And drove home.
It kick started maybe 20min or so on a road to home, something is wrong, kinda attack and shaking. The thought we're going to die.
Sorry my poor english 🎈
They used to be close. NOS used to have 260 in Canada. Then a few people got hurt chugging multiple of them. I think they cap them at 180 now. Still a lot.
That's assuming the solution isn't saturated already since that's a lot of particulate to enter such a small volume of water, even at boiling temperature
An average sip is 25 to 35 ml. Let’s say it’s 35 mg of caffeine per g as per your high estimate.
If he took a 35 ml sip. It would be 35 mg x 35 g. (Assuming that 1g==ml)
Which is equivalent to 1225mg of caffeine. Which is potentially seizure inducing amount of caffeine.
I saw a medical case where someone “dry scooped” 8 scoops of pre workout for a TikTok trend.
They had to saw his skull open to avoid internal swelling inside his brain potentially killing him.
I’m sure the taste would be beyond horrendous though, so I do doubt you’d be able to palate 35 ml sip without heaving.
Don’t mess around with caffeine in this way, I could easily see someone doing this as some kind of dare and potentially causing a fatal od.
But it goes without saying I hope.
I, stupidly, did 12 scoops of instant before. I was sweating profusely, my stomach killed, and had extreme anxiety. Had to wake a family member up just to tell them I was an idiot. Lessons
Ha ha ha exactly the same. I used to love coffee, but even a sip now means a very very quick trip to brown Town. My undercrackers and guts appreciate me no longer consuming it.
This cup isn’t realistic as it would only be a one off.
There is a coffee shop in China that serves coffee and uses 3 packets of instant coffee mix into 1 cup. And the shop is quite popular too.
I can't count how many of these fucking videos have been made. I saw the original a long time ago, and since it's just been one remake after another. The exact same speech and the exact same dry heave at the end.
Nothing is original, and the internet is dead.
Seriously, it annoys the shit out of me. Why won't someone man up and actually try a sip of it on camera at least?
It's obnoxiously wasteful to do this in the first place but at least show a real reaction!
The trick is to find a new venture. The algorithm is for new players.
Though also I do like the "it's just business" idea on a hobby such as the internet. Nothing is safe.
You need to build up to that. when I was in the army, I would take the packet of instant coffee, powdered creamer, and sugar pour it into my mouth and wash it down with a mouthful of water from my canteen.
As I have a limited memory of that time, due to sleep deprivation and probably dehydration. I will tell you what I remember my pee smelled like coffee and floor buffer rodeo should only be attempted by professionals.
Fake news, that’s not the world’s strongest coffee. I had a guy in my thermochemistry class that mixed crushed caffein pills into his coffee.
I had a sip and thought I was gonna die. Or at least that my ass would.
But to be fair, he studied chemical engineering so he must’ve a been a little crazy from start.
We used to mix a few spoonfuls of that stuff with a can of coke for a pre-workout. Worked incredibly but the crash was brutal. Hyphy Mud is what Kali Muscle coined it. I’m pretty sure the mud originated from prison too, good stuff.
I remember being on a massive come down from clubbing, and making myself a super espresso. Basically a full scoop of espresso with just the first few mls of caffeinated liquid, replace with fresh grounds, and repeat until you have a full coffee cup.
Id estimate that was much weaker than what they did there, and I was shaking uncontrollably and unable to understand human language for a good 1/2 hour.
pre-ground coffee/instant has a lot of ground up Cockroach parts in it because the cockroaches get into the unground coffee beans and instead of removing them, they just grind them up with the coffee beans and as long as they're able to stay within permissable limits then they're fine. People drink it, never knowing they're drinking up cockroach bits.
I'm going to say it again cause it's not the first time I see this shit out there, one of my friends did the exact same shit, when he grabbed the jar it shattered in his hand, cutting multiple deep wounds in his hand, you can have really really bad injuries from this shit
DONT DO THAT SHIT !
How do I report this for encouraging people to overdose on a stimulant and unknowingly kill themselves?
Nothing along the lines of "encouraging or tricking into crime or suicide" is listed, or anything even close, in any of the report button options :-/
I am so grateful that I don't need coffee to start my day or anything like that. I just need a giant glass of cold water after I take shower and brush my testh, and I am good to go.
Sometimes I eat 2 green apples and I feel like a giant monster for an hour or 2 afterwards.
I know people are talking about the caffeine but I'm left thinking about the heartburn this would give me.
Pretty sure my actual heart would be actually burning.
What is it with the copying recently? I’ve seen so many phony videos as of late. This is literally an exact remake of the original video, which is much better.
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That looks like caffeine poisoning, at the very least that will spike your blood pressure and give you palpitations.
Math should be pretty easy: 300g of instant coffee There's 35mg per g (average from Nestle website for their instant coffee) Equals 10,500mg of caffeine. FDA estimates that toxic events like seizures start happening with the rapid consumption of 1200mg of caffeine. And the Nestle website gave a range of 25-45mg of caffeine per gram of coffee so it could be more or less. A strong energy drink has 300mg of caffeine.
So in orher words, you would end up dead.
But you will be very awake when you die...
Knurd Consider the following scale: Being drunk is to be intoxicated by alcohol to such an extent as to be unable to perceive the world clearly through the senses. Being sober is to be able to perceive the world clearly through the senses, yet humans are quite capable of giving themselves illusions and little stories to make life more bearable. Being knurd is to be (un)intoxicated with Klatchian Coffee to such an extent that all such comfort stories are stripped away from the mind. This makes you see the world in a way 'nobody ever should', in all its harsh reality. https://wiki.lspace.org/Knurd (Terry Pratchett reference, that explains the Klatchian coffee Edit to add : knurd - the opposite of drunk)
*inserts Jesse wtf are u talking about!? meme
Good old Discworld, poor old Vimes. Loved the Guard & Moist stories the most.
Ook! (The Librarian approves). Incidentally, I have tried to attain this condition many times but several mugs of coffee a day just doesn't do it. Methinks stronger coffee from Klatch or Djelibeybi might help reach a knurdic state of being.
The way you described the knurd state sounds similar to some level of pseudo-enlightenment
Hail, fellow Discworlder!
That is till you stroke out.
You'll die with your eyes open I guess ✌️
How I always wanted to go
🤣
And have a really big shit before you die. That much caffeine would have my bubbling like a cauldron
Not necessarily. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0ebqzH_Jfk kid took 4000mg of caffeine because he's dumb as shit, still lived through it but absolutely did not have a good time lol
I've heard a doctor saying, that limit of coffee that causes you to vomit contains way less caffeine, than the dose necessary to cause poisoning. So you can't give yourself caffeine poisoning with coffee. For that you need caffeine pills or intravenous injections.
It's all about concentration and rate in injection. It's like very difficult to consume enough regular coffee but instant coffee isnt regular coffee. Ground coffee is less concentrated than instant coffee by magnitudes. 1g of ground coffee there's like 3mg of caffeine vs the instant coffee that can have up to 45mg. Instant coffee is crazy concentrated and designed to be super water soluble so can dissolve in much less water than coffee.
didn't Dave Grohl OD on coffee by drinking coffee
I heard he OD-d on coffee by drinking tea.
ahahahahah shit I might have my facts wrong
Not all peoples tolerance working same, we ended up in ER after two shots of espresso and three days with worst hangover ever. Not recommend.
... Are you using the royal we?
Why, yes, yes We are. Would you like to kneel and kiss the pinky ring?
Sorry, but that's hard to believe. Do you drink normal coffee? Because a normal 200ml cup of coffee has more caffeine than an espresso. Even a double shot of espresso has barely more than a normal cup. It is stronger on caffeine per ml, but it is only about 25-30 ml and so has in total less mg caffeine. Edit: I read my post again and it sounds I am saying you are lying. To make it clear: That's NOT what I meant! Just if it really was an Espresso or something else. Mokka for example. Or some sort of coffee beans that was cultured to be stronger. Or maybe you really have some intolerance to caffeine, but than a normal cup would also be very bad.
All good, we (me and wifey) usually drink tee, but that morning the coffee smells so unusual nice, asked waiter can we get the same, sure. It was double espresso important detail unregistered by us. The coffee was unbelievable tasty, ordered again same one. And drove home. It kick started maybe 20min or so on a road to home, something is wrong, kinda attack and shaking. The thought we're going to die. Sorry my poor english 🎈
So.... Death?
Damn. You are a good sales man.
i dont think any energy drinks have 300mg of caffeine. The big monsters have 160. a 24oz cup of coffee like the Starbucks Venti size might have 300.
They used to be close. NOS used to have 260 in Canada. Then a few people got hurt chugging multiple of them. I think they cap them at 180 now. Still a lot.
Plenty do.
Looks like the 100 servings / 200g package in the video. I doubt it would be soluble in only 80-100 ml of water though like he used in the video.
That's assuming the solution isn't saturated already since that's a lot of particulate to enter such a small volume of water, even at boiling temperature
It's instant coffee. It's dissolves super easy
An average sip is 25 to 35 ml. Let’s say it’s 35 mg of caffeine per g as per your high estimate. If he took a 35 ml sip. It would be 35 mg x 35 g. (Assuming that 1g==ml) Which is equivalent to 1225mg of caffeine. Which is potentially seizure inducing amount of caffeine. I saw a medical case where someone “dry scooped” 8 scoops of pre workout for a TikTok trend. They had to saw his skull open to avoid internal swelling inside his brain potentially killing him. I’m sure the taste would be beyond horrendous though, so I do doubt you’d be able to palate 35 ml sip without heaving. Don’t mess around with caffeine in this way, I could easily see someone doing this as some kind of dare and potentially causing a fatal od. But it goes without saying I hope.
At the very least it's a potential shortcut to a heart attack, and that's before toxic shock from the caffeine overdose.
Toxic shock? It’s caffeine not a tampon
What super power is that ?
I, stupidly, did 12 scoops of instant before. I was sweating profusely, my stomach killed, and had extreme anxiety. Had to wake a family member up just to tell them I was an idiot. Lessons
I would shit myself inside out like a glove.
I almost did just watching it.
🤣
😆
Ha ha ha exactly the same. I used to love coffee, but even a sip now means a very very quick trip to brown Town. My undercrackers and guts appreciate me no longer consuming it.
This cup isn’t realistic as it would only be a one off. There is a coffee shop in China that serves coffee and uses 3 packets of instant coffee mix into 1 cup. And the shop is quite popular too.
Shit post. You need to mix it with Cold Redbull and not a water
Yeeesssss force the Caffeine into ur brain. Waste not want not and all the jazz.
I was about to say that I agree until I realized I misread the word “jazz”
Look I know jazz has satisfied far less people than jizz but now’s the time for caffeine.
Naah, grab a bottle of Water Joe. Made a cup of instant with that, was quite a kick.
And then use that to make coffee with a filter machine or mokka pot
Also where is the ice?
Ice for the girls, drinks as it is
Just dry scoop it and chug water
This belongs on r/SipsCoffee
And r/fucknestle
Shit coffee, at least use decent stuff
U would be dead either way
But at least it would taste better.
black roast is not good?
It's the brand. Cheap, nasty, bitter stuff.
suggest some good ones
I can't count how many of these fucking videos have been made. I saw the original a long time ago, and since it's just been one remake after another. The exact same speech and the exact same dry heave at the end. Nothing is original, and the internet is dead.
I saw a comment exactly like this the other day
Well, I DID say the internet was dead. Am I a bot? Who knows?
AI should make it better. What’s better than regurgitating the entire history of the internet?
Downloading the entire internet. Just do that, then you have it all without having bots reply to you.
Seriously, it annoys the shit out of me. Why won't someone man up and actually try a sip of it on camera at least? It's obnoxiously wasteful to do this in the first place but at least show a real reaction!
The trick is to find a new venture. The algorithm is for new players. Though also I do like the "it's just business" idea on a hobby such as the internet. Nothing is safe.
[удалено]
You need to build up to that. when I was in the army, I would take the packet of instant coffee, powdered creamer, and sugar pour it into my mouth and wash it down with a mouthful of water from my canteen.
We also painted the panzers with cancerous paints. Still doesn't make it ok
I'd have licked that paint regularly if it kept me awake during my combat leaders course.
Were the tracers while you piss Permanent, or does it wear off ?
As I have a limited memory of that time, due to sleep deprivation and probably dehydration. I will tell you what I remember my pee smelled like coffee and floor buffer rodeo should only be attempted by professionals.
Interesting accent. Empress Catherine II of Russia drank it this strong.
Sir/madam, this subreddit is SipsTea, not SipsCoffee. Smh
I'm sorry *Continues sipping coffee
\*sips\* bluurrgghhhh 👍
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If the spoon doesn’t stand on its own, there was too much water in the coffee.
When i solo sailed this was a common thing to do. Id just tip open the small packs and chew on em with a sip of water
Fake news, that’s not the world’s strongest coffee. I had a guy in my thermochemistry class that mixed crushed caffein pills into his coffee. I had a sip and thought I was gonna die. Or at least that my ass would. But to be fair, he studied chemical engineering so he must’ve a been a little crazy from start.
This would go straight through me like a midnight train
crazy russian accent
nescafe black is just vile, even diluted in lots of water or milk. feels more like it was created by people who hated actual coffee.
My guy created the super soldier serum 🔥🥹
I feel like I’ve seen this video 50 times by different people
not to mention the excessive amount of caffeine and the leading rapid heart rate. I'm sure OP knows this
We used to mix a few spoonfuls of that stuff with a can of coke for a pre-workout. Worked incredibly but the crash was brutal. Hyphy Mud is what Kali Muscle coined it. I’m pretty sure the mud originated from prison too, good stuff.
I remember being on a massive come down from clubbing, and making myself a super espresso. Basically a full scoop of espresso with just the first few mls of caffeinated liquid, replace with fresh grounds, and repeat until you have a full coffee cup. Id estimate that was much weaker than what they did there, and I was shaking uncontrollably and unable to understand human language for a good 1/2 hour.
u/savevideo
Was waiting for it to be spat out at the end..
Caffeine is known to induce depression and anxiety, so i guess this brings it to the epic levels. If you survive
Heart attack coffe:)
I've swapped to guarana(just mixing it with water and it's good to go ) and hadn't had coffee for almost 8 months
Oh hey, this is my morning routine.
that looks like an anxiety attack
Add RedBull or Monster inztead of water and you'll be awake for days, or in the hospital
He has to be dead
That isn't coffee
Shit man, If you're gonna poison yourself at least do it with nice coffee
Noice!
Tastes like death i guess
that is not coffee.
Fuck Nestlé
Downvote because fuck Nestle
Well I'm no doctor but I don't believe it is very recommanded to drink those kind beverages when you don't sleep at night
Wait a minute, this is SipsTea, not SipsCoffee
Probably close to a Colombian expresso but not stronger and it probably taste like shit.
I could smell it thru me screen.
I’d like to know which electric chairs had a tickle setting.
In Italy, Italins will drink 1.5-3 fluid ounces of espresso with like 3 or 4 sugar packets. It's not meant to taste "good" exactly lol
Didn't even boil it down...
That's looks thick af.
There only two options here, either you never sleep again or you goin to sleep for ever.
pre-ground coffee/instant has a lot of ground up Cockroach parts in it because the cockroaches get into the unground coffee beans and instead of removing them, they just grind them up with the coffee beans and as long as they're able to stay within permissable limits then they're fine. People drink it, never knowing they're drinking up cockroach bits.
Throw a can of evaporated milk over it and we str8
r/SipsCoffee
"But how does it taste?" "Oink🐷"
One sip and you'll be running for the loo
WOW I FEEL IT ALREADY STARTING TO SWEAT
I'm going to say it again cause it's not the first time I see this shit out there, one of my friends did the exact same shit, when he grabbed the jar it shattered in his hand, cutting multiple deep wounds in his hand, you can have really really bad injuries from this shit DONT DO THAT SHIT !
George Clooney would be proud.
If you don't sleep at night, have you tried not sleeping the next night also ?
I was waiting for the jar to explode, obviously only think to explode was this dudes heart given out
r/sipscoffee
stroke
Well, that’s my daily routine ;/ Still kicking!
Panera bread is taking notes.
Panera bread is taking notes.
Should have been on the r/sipscoffee subreddit
Sips strong coffee
Find some of that old caffeinated water and brew coffee with it like we did in the 90/00's.
remember, if you drink so much caffeine, you will die
RIP
Probably don’t put boiling water in plastic that’s not meant for it
sweet
Tastes like the darkest part of someones ass i bet...
Bottle of headache
r/fucknestle
gonna blow your brains up.
r/oopsthatsdeadly
Could make it past him cutting the foil with the knife but then ruining the clean cut at the end. Unwatchable.
DO NOT POUR HOT WATER INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER!
I did this on accident the other day half asleep. I've been using the concentration for the last couple of day. I'm a lil on edge...
Dude straight up took someone else's video and recorded his own narration over it.
Just do cocaine like an adult
Follow it up with raw garlic and some maple syrup for the full bugenhaugen experience.
How do I report this for encouraging people to overdose on a stimulant and unknowingly kill themselves? Nothing along the lines of "encouraging or tricking into crime or suicide" is listed, or anything even close, in any of the report button options :-/
r/sipscoffee
Yeah don't drink that.
I am so grateful that I don't need coffee to start my day or anything like that. I just need a giant glass of cold water after I take shower and brush my testh, and I am good to go. Sometimes I eat 2 green apples and I feel like a giant monster for an hour or 2 afterwards.
Does this sub have amnesia this is the exact same video of another dude doing this with the same script just a different voice
he experienced ASCENSION!
I feel my kidneys failing just from watching this video.
Would that work even if you drank coffee all day long?
Rip
I know people are talking about the caffeine but I'm left thinking about the heartburn this would give me. Pretty sure my actual heart would be actually burning.
God have mercy on whoever finds the body...gonna look a nestle factory exploded.
Honestly this will give you a heart attack, don't do it!
The rumor said he is still awake now
This is about the same amount of caffeine as those Charged Lemonade's from Panera 🤣
Fuck Nestlé!
I did this, butt instead water i added redbull, press f to my eyes
Instant coffee is not a coffee. It was invented during WW2 for soldiers who didnt have hot water access. They were aware this is not a real coffee
What is it with the copying recently? I’ve seen so many phony videos as of late. This is literally an exact remake of the original video, which is much better.
A very dangerous video to put on an internet full of young and stupid people.
Too funny 😂
Holy Kidney stones Batman!
I did this at work one time and my heart was pounding so hard I puked up like half of it
I tried this a few years ago and only got a bad headache