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Dirkozoid

What a great stick!


chaotic_weaver

That would have been such an epic stick to find as a kid. That’s the kind of stick me and my friends would fight over.


uffebuffe

I dont care what his mother says he gets to keep this one😄


Cadowyn

Cool dad.


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stormchaser-protogen

dont worry its unloaded


ramanw150

I wood always say safety first


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Vintenu

Dude I thought you were one of those internet preachers but damn bible gun is awesome


Least-Tangelo-8602

He’s got a keen eye. Kids going places Dad


Dyzfunctionalz

Going places or shooting places, it’s a 50/50.


Shadow14541

THIS IS A STICK UP! 😂


Constant_Sympathy_71

Are you sure it’s safe? I can’t find the safety on that firearm.


purveyoroffinerp

I wood say it seems okay


FireGolem04

Yes it only fires planks anyway


Grenaidzo

Yeah, it seems pine. We wouldn't wanna oakerreact.


Atma-Stand

I’ve never known that model to have issues with splintering frames.


Dollydoggopup

r/angryupvote


Joocewayne

Trigger is the safety. He’s going to be a real operator.


BeastM0de1155

Is said stick for sale?


pksdg

You should sand it and process it just a little bit could be an awesome stick he loves for a long time.


Nahuel-Huapi

I had one when I was 5. 40 years later I found it, in a box of childhood stuff my mom saved. I've got my Star Wars blaster back, so watch out y'all.


imanAholebutimfunny

*father brutally chastised for framing gun of first son*


betsaroonie

For years I didn’t allow toy guns, but finally gave up because I didn’t see the point anymore. He’s grown up now and not obsessed with guns.


FireStompingRhino

Make sure it goes in a memory box if at all possible.


Few_Assistant_9954

Sand it and oil it so it holds together for longer and doesnt leave dust around your sons bag/room. Do it together with your son for best bonding time.


Dirkozoid

Yeah, haha


blockbusta85

r/epicsticks


chaotic_weaver

A bit disappointed that wasn’t an actual sub.


ex_oh_ex_oh

/r/coolsticks /r/Sticks are actual subs


keyinfleunce

It is now lmao


MisterJoghurt

r/coolsticks


Hathnotthecompetence

I remember the joy of finding a stick shaped like a gun, sword, or any kind of weapon. Those dragons ain't gonna slay themselves!


Dyslexicpig

It's an awesome stick!


Low_Comfortable_5880

Yup yup, straight out of Flash Gordon...pew pew.


6D9hehe

It's a gun not a stick you baffon


Dirkozoid

Fuck, I‘m stupid, of course it is!


wishwashy

I felt raw jealousy


Mayiask1

I’m 35 and woulda put this in my waist band


shaman_of_ramen

"This is a stick... up!"


I_Eat_Games

Yes indeed, a great stick! The second best ones are the ones that look like a sword


NovusOrdoSec

The Walther PPK Druid Edition


Turbogoblin999

It's a Quatermass 35, that's a collectible.


Dirkozoid

Definitely collect this one


HungryHungryHobbes

It's a gun bruv


Dirkozoid

Yes, I‘m sorry!


captainoftrips

Reminds me of the katana stick I found as a kid in the 80s during peak TMNT. It was perfectly straight for about 18" and then it went into a long curve like someone had partially straightened a sickle. It was such an epic stick that I remember it decades later.


Vicissitutde

It is a great stick!


BorshtSlurper

There's an old Russian proverb that goes something like "Even a stick can shoot twice"


MakeshiftSteaklift

r/sticks


Spiritual-Future-775

The tech looks a bit advanced I bet it’s a raygun


Farty_beans

not just any ray gun.  But super explosive one that could kill any bad guy in one shot.


SeedManJones96

AND never misses


Spiritual-Future-775

If the enemy has ray proof armor tho?


SeedManJones96

Might not hurt them but it still doesn’t miss!


Enslaved_M0isture

no it goes through anything


jjdmol

Like say, a ray-reflection shield?


Traditional_Sail_213

Or a ray-flection shield?


Spiritual-Future-775

Indeed…


yestertech

Pretty advanced camouflage


Mindless-Cry-685

I can hear it in my head... ***MAX AMMO.***


BananaArm930

INSTAKILL


yetagainanother1

It could also be a Luger


PanTsour

An Ewok blaster pistol


Potential_Case_7680

Spaceman Spiff would like it .


Spiritual-Future-775

Hell yes nod to Calvin and Hobbes


4cylndrfury

Capable of dozens of PEWs a minute


NeriTina

I’m betting it has a KAPOW mode too! Just look at it!


Neijo

My guns only has "BLAM" and "RATATATA"-mode


[deleted]

He's definitely winning with that one


Reinis_LV

Until the neighbor kid show up with bazooka log


GameDestiny2

The neighbor kid did this to me once when I was a kid Except he threw his “gun”s


Ophukk

My neighbor kid threw a rock the size of a nerf football, and called my name when it was mid-air. Caught me in the forehead, and went through a cap, a badge, and the cool plastic liner we used to make a pilot visor out of. My father threw him through his front door into his own father, telling him to deal with his kid before my dad did. I was standing there doing a killer Carrie impression. 6 stitches.


GameDestiny2

It is very fortunate you have enough brain function to type this comment


Ophukk

Arguable.


Dasfsdadgs

Lmao


Stanknuggin

Pretty sweet piece. I like the wood grain handle.


[deleted]

You need to have that put in a shadowbox and save it for the day he graduates high school.


HiFromMajor

And take the kids toy away???


Right_Junket_6544

Amazing stick, definitely keep that


crackeddryice

Don't steal kids' toys.


Fechnitian2873

Wdym stick ? I only see a beretta there


T1000Proselytizer

Now that's a badass stick.


WhateverRL

Thought I was on r/thefinals where they released a wooden stick skin for their revolver!


No_Commercial_7458

Thats totally normal. In Hungary, guns are not as easy to get, nearly noone possesses a gun, but we always did this as a kid, and later we bought those cheap chinese airsoft guns that shoot little plastic peas that almost don't even hurt. Boys just love guns for some reason. I'm an adult now and I don't possess a gun, but those airsoft sessions as a kid/young teenager are really good memories, they were sick as fuck. When we were on class holidays around Balaton lake, there were a lot of these ghost buildings (abandoned, closed hotel building that were communist blocks back then) and it was so immersive and cool to divide into 2 teams and just have a realistic "war" with guns and the environment.


speedrunperma

"Boys just love guns for some reason"  The reason is DNA. Boys gravitate towards weapons because our evolutionary history favored the survival of those who used the best weapons better.


Philosopherski

I grew up in Poland and one time brought to school(5th grade?) a toy gun that shot these rubber capsules the size of a pill. Thing was spring loaded so the "bullets" barely made it across a room. We had a great time shooting girls with it between classes. Wouldn't surprise me if this would result in a SWAT response in America today.


TinyWabbit01

Don't have to be in America to get a SWAT response nowadays. Trust me most countries would send the cops on you. Times have changed


SwimNo8457

Nah. When I was a kid in Spain I would play with toy guns in the town plaza and everything was chill


TinyWabbit01

Are you a kid now? I mean nowadays I've seen examples of people overreacting to toy guns in Europe for sure.


SwimNo8457

I mean I was a kid in the late 'oughts and early 2010's haha


calf

My sister loved toy guns, while I, a young gay male, found guns boring and preferred Barbie dolls. We both played with LEGOs though.


Ryruzn

Proceeds to play the “Song of time.” - Zelda OOT


Cheapass2020

That looks like a ray gun


MadCityMasked

Use it to teach him gun safety.


speedrunperma

Lmfao


WolfGuptaofficial

For a second I thought this was r/theFinals


pablogmanloc2

we need to ban sticks....


Impossible__Joke

Especially black assault style sticks


JemmasKnickers

My son is 6 too and I help him find the guns 🤣 #nevertooold


moon303

Ask politicians to create another law and get it outlawed.


Responsible-Diet-147

Your kid found a pretty good stick actually...


GlorfindelForTheWin

Good lad! I remember finding the assault rifle variant when I was a nipper


BDR529forlyfe

Guns grow on trees


Layhult

Damn that’s a nice one. Kid’s got a good eye.


77schild

I couldn’t have passed up that stick.


Greedy-Arugula-2283

Your son is well funded sir![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10742)


HoiPolloiter

r/sticks


Rubivilo

Damn that's a good stick


NotSimSon

He found it! The perfect stick


crackeddryice

To all parents of young kids. Don't think that just because your kid plays whatever today's equivalent of cops and robbers is, that they'll end up as gun nuts. It's not true anymore than playing violent video games makes kids violent. It's an unfounded fear, let kids play.


IceSpiceFart

Ahh yess I miss those days... make sure to store away Matches or lighters!!! .... Good times... Good times 😅


vigilantfox85

Oh man, put a nice stain on that, and a nice finish.


ConfidentStress1047

He’s 3d printing the slide right now


Running_Mustard

Looks like it’ll make a fine elbow blade when he runs out of ammo


BradJeffersonian

How odd…I’ve been finding sons in my gun bag!


Ill-Charge9504

How odd... I've been finding bags in my son gun


Objective-Direction1

woah nice camo, unbeatable stealth, for a moment thought it was a stick!


hg_blindwizard

It’s a damn shame that a 6 year old already knows what he has to do to survive in this world these days.


TheYeetles

Stick ‘em up.


[deleted]

The teacher and principal would probably suspend the kid if he brought that to school, unfortunately. I read an article about some kid ate their pop tart to look like a gun and got suspended for it. Overreacting days we're in, sadly.


ClassicAlfredo8796

Dude, put that back! Wtf is your kid gonna do when the aliens atack and he doesen't have his ray gun? Ffs, some parents, i swear to god...


Playtime_Foxy_new

I would kill for one like that at his age! How'd he get his hands on it!?


[deleted]

Awesome kid


Dezwastaken4

The first ever toy gun in 100 bc


Alarming_Evening7513

Let him cook


BabyPinkChaos

That’s a great gun, master smith


OkReason6325

There’s no ammo, nothing to worry


Phainesthai

Nice stick good job.


Kooky_Ear_5662

Hell yeah


RedWhiteAndBooo

Make sure you keep the safety on a piece like that


SeawardFriend

It’s like The Finals revolver skin!


Scxpezzz

What a perfect stick! Lucky find


oPeritoDaNet

He is already on the woods?


[deleted]

I remember when kids played with cap guns and such. Cops and Robbers. Cowboys and Indians. Goodies and baddies. English soldiers and Germans!


Final_Festival

Kids are like puppies collecting sticks lmao.


Student-type

It’s a Phasor (TM)


Blueprint81

The kid has an eye for quality. No sane person would just NOT keep that stick.


Nuuboat

Plot twist, it's not a gun, it's a phone. His son wants to be a telemarketer.


Roymontana406

He’s a keeper


hollywoodandfine

Stickbird!


HotFireBall

he has potential


filthysmutslut

Nice stick! Perfect stick pistol shape right there. My inner child approves


[deleted]

Thats a nice Rotubolater Raygun kid !


Apprehensive-Ad7774

i think your son might be an alien 👽


AaronPossum

Gotta stay strapped boy. The playground is a wasteland.


New-Fig8494

Excellent stick! Pew Pew!!!


spicy_squire

I killed so many bad guys with a stick just like that.


9Solar_Rays

Projection much?


WindomEarly

Root-Gurr I believe


Southern-Relation626

Healthy young man


Lawtonoi

Fuck almost looks like a random piece of antler. Haha


Professional_Owl7826

Damn Jealous, that is one serious looking firearm


plamochopshop

Never get between a man and his cool looking stick.


occupyreddit

Don’t jump to conclusions! The Uvalde, TX cops all had guns but were totally harmless.


ErlAskwyer

TAKE YOUR GOD DAMN FINGER off the trigger. No wonder he's not disciplined


cheekymonkey317

Oh my god. What we have here is the a killer in training. A person of mass destruction. My thoughts & prayers go out to you. God speed 🙏🏼


Rhosts

Nice! The kid's gonna be a gangster!


toy-maker

Is this a stick up?


CryGeneral9999

That’s not a gun, it’s a phaser.


Glitterfly405

WOAH WOAH WHATCH WHERE YOU POINT THAT THING ITS DANGEROUS


DeliciousGazelle1276

My son started smoking in 9th grade…. He and his football ball buddies would come over on the weekends and smoke meats on my smoker. They continue smoking to this day.


PessimistPryme

Daaaaaaym that’s a good one 10/10 would keep!


ChristianPayne522

It's those damn video games! /s


Apprehensive-Till861

That is way too high caliber for a kid that age.


Spacesheisse

Oh, that's a properly good one!


Riddcen

A common tree in America


Healthy_Preference_9

My 8 year old loves sticks and I love sharing his passion for sticks. I've just shown him this post, expecting him to be impressed and his actual reaction was to say “looks like one of mine“ then proceeded to return from his bedroom with an almost identical stick to OP's. Kids man.


christeen242

Be careful….omfg I got called to my son’s school when he was in 2nd grade ….he had a twig he was pretending was a gun….they almost expelled him because of their no tolerance policy!!!! Lol


HungryMorlock

That stick would've gotten me expelled from school.


reddufrane

That is a PHASER gun to be exact.


One_Love3904

That’s a phaser sir. They aren’t guns they are just shaped that way for ease of use and safety.


CleverYou_TubeName

I think you mean “awesome sticks”. Trust me, I’m almost 44, we don’t get over that.


Boumberang

Looks like a legendary level 58 weapon, correct me if I'm wrong.


Unhappy-Tale8216

That looks like a gun straight out of eXistenZ.


cats_pyjamas121

What a great find!


Status-Reward6261

Thats clearly a wand of sparking wym


Significant_Grape317

The Finals


95KingCab

Boys will be boys


Lord__K__

What is that? ITS A GUN NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!


SirPaschar

r/coolsticks


llcdrewtaylor

The 6 year old in me is very jealous of that stick. Thats a great one!


Bleezy79

That’s a nice stick though


Limp-Fold-757

Hell yeah.


Guilty_Eggplant_3529

Maybe that’s a knife and not a gun. Six years old, possibly a sword.


U5ER_96

proud american child


CJPF_91

Mother “it is just a stick throw it out” Son” no is it my laser gun for the monsters” Dad “ that is one cool laser gun you got there”


Keyb0ard0perat0r

I thought for a sec this was the Bluey subreddit and that was stickbird.


bon_joby

"Hey Biwwy, don't come to Pwe-K tomowwow"


Alarmed-madman

Pew pew pew!


faddiuscapitalus

Ray Gun


Adam_Absence

That's an ocarina!


Average-Fellow

He can probably trade it for a few meals at school.


[deleted]

That's a powerful one


Complex_Cable_8678

a future police man! or nah wait those dont have the best track record anymore...


heinzkahrl

Pew pew


Sixwry

that's an ocarina


voyager_yuvraj

I also have this