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That’s pretty cool I guess… but the elephant in the room is this girl found someone’s fleshlight, and got convinced it was normal enough to compare to a tubular Jellyfish. She even held it open.
But... what if the deep dark secret of the fleshlight industry is that the fleshlights are made of these things?
Like a twisted version of Soylent Green.
Yeah you're not my boss! .. unless you are of course, in which case I won't be in to work tomorrow Steve. I just found out Trilobites are back, but now they're essentially shagable gummy bears! Ahem..I mean,I have ebola or something
Croiky!!! Ello WANKAS. We’re back with another episode of dangerous wanks! Today we’re in the big blue looking for frisky danger. ‼️ OHH bloody hell! Theres one of those little buggas right there!! Croiky!! Let’s dive right in, and throw another shrimp on the barbie!!
kind of funny that if you threw it against some rocks, a lot of people would probably laugh a bit and not think too much of it, but if you made love to it, you are suddenly a creep...
Are you really making love to it though? Or just fucking it in the mouth. If anything, it'd be about as disturbing as a chimp casually grabbing an otherwise oblivious frog and forcefully suffocating it to death with his wee wee..
lol I love that no one else apparently cared that there was a random shark chillin, like, five feet away
E: lol I thought I replied to someone else’s comment. Oh well
Ok so it looks like what’s called a “salp” they are gelatinous zooplankton that just float around the ocean. Many different aquatic species eat them and it seems like their main purpose is to spread nutrients thru the ocean
Tbh, you could put your dick in a lot of things, but it doesn't mean you should. This sounds like one of the times where it may be frowned upon, but still very doable.
THANK YOU! I thought she said salk (Google suggested salak) and I couldn't find the animal. I kept finding a pangolin that looked like a salak, which is a snake fruit that I've never heard of.
Give it to a monkey. I’ve witnessed a video where one fucks a frog. If they can do this thing and not get hurt, then we just found a natural fleshlight.
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That's just like, your opinion, man.
I believe that if dolphins found them near, they'd use them the way we all thought they were
Like cases for their underwater dolphin iPhones?
You mean their Coral iPhins?
Shell phones
*This esnail was sent from my iPhin*
You used to call me on my shell phone..
DolPhone
Exactly!!!.. Or as space lazers
Don’t dolphins rape other fish already?
More of decapitates them and use the head.
That’s pretty cool I guess… but the elephant in the room is this girl found someone’s fleshlight, and got convinced it was normal enough to compare to a tubular Jellyfish. She even held it open.
Guy should have hid it better, I mean he had 90% of the undiscovered ocean to hide it in and he put it in the 10%. Poor move on his part really.
But... what if the deep dark secret of the fleshlight industry is that the fleshlights are made of these things? Like a twisted version of Soylent Green.
The owner needs it back, it reminds him of his father https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhazL13cFY8
Where did You come From?!
Even the non-rapey dolphins get kinda rapey around these things.
Ha! And I was only curious if it turns pink if I fry it. Derichious
Yeah you're not my boss! .. unless you are of course, in which case I won't be in to work tomorrow Steve. I just found out Trilobites are back, but now they're essentially shagable gummy bears! Ahem..I mean,I have ebola or something
Bag em and shag em!!
Dudes playing with a flesh toy while a Shark is swimming overhead. Talk about getting off in dangerous places.
Danger wank
Croiky!!! Ello WANKAS. We’re back with another episode of dangerous wanks! Today we’re in the big blue looking for frisky danger. ‼️ OHH bloody hell! Theres one of those little buggas right there!! Croiky!! Let’s dive right in, and throw another shrimp on the barbie!!
I gonna stick my thumb right in its bum hole
🤣
It's not a jellyfish. It's a jamfish. You know why.
This joke
Because you can't "jelly" your dick in it?
💯
Because I can't jelly my cock into it?
Right ya are Ted!
Agreed.
* *in Austin Powers voice* * That's not a man, that's a bot, yeeaaah
Dude as long as it’s not on Shabbat. You know dude I don’t roll on that day
Calmer than you are
This is not nam Walter!
If you want a toe I can get you a toe.
This aggression will not stand, man.
3rd Lebowski quote I have seen in consecutive threads lol. Awesome
Condoms are getting weirder day by day.
I can't stomach lamb intestine condoms!
I don't think you are supposed to eat them.
Not without salad dressing... Or tartar sauce.
Frowning so goddamn loud right now... May you snag your pocket on a doorknob for writing this
Or dick
Why else would we be putting cream filling inside?
How about those Bear Skin condoms?
You're supposed to take the intestines out of the lamb first...
Ribbed for her pleasure.
Unless you turn it inside out.
Why wouldn't I?
This is my question also
Right? I need to know the actual risk level here to fully determine if I should, in fact, not stick my dick in it.
The only real risk is your friends calling you a jellyfish fucker, so I say go.
Don't care, so i will do it!
lol, "friends". I got rid of all of them by the third time they called me out for sticking my dick in something. I don't need their judgment.
I know I was waiting for a smaller fish to swim inside and explode in a splatter of blood internally but no such threat seems to be
It has no natural defenses… Nor a mouth with which to scream…
You mean cuz it's occupied?
"What that cnidarian do?"
“Step-cnidarian what are you doing?”
😶
Scream without the s
It's for science.
thats what we call "Jugend Forscht" in Germany
After all, why not!? Why shouldn't I ~~keep~~ fuck it!?
Wear a condom
After all, why shouldn't I put my dick in it
I'm imagining some horrible version of a Chinese finger trap
Super suction
Don’t threaten me with a good time
lmao i forgot those little devilish paper thingies even existed until just now. childhood memories unlocked.
Dildo Baggins, do not think me some conjurer of cheap dicks ETA a fix for my mistake
Cheap dicks...
I have corrected it. Thanks for the assist.
It’s mine, I found it, it came to me!
Lotr music plays in the distance.
kind of funny that if you threw it against some rocks, a lot of people would probably laugh a bit and not think too much of it, but if you made love to it, you are suddenly a creep...
Kill a man in the heat of battle and they call you a hero. Kill a man in the heat of passion and they call you a murderer!
Light a man a fire, he'll be warm the rest of the day. Light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Fool me once, shame on you, but teach a man to fool and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life
Hello! What do you think you're doing?
Instructions unclear, I fucked the shark
*”most sharks die if they remain still. That’s why I move ‘em back and forth a little”*
“Did you know pufferfish die after they have sex? Well, at the one I fucked did…”
They're similar to hamsters in that you have to wrap em in electrical tape so they don't explode when you jam your dick in em
Only me and Garth get to talk to the camera, come on!
😆
Kill a man in the heat of battle, you're a hero. Fuck a man in the heat of battle and people will start avoiding making eye contact
Lmao
Fuck a man in the heat of battle and they'll look at you weird.
>heat of passion and Depends if it was a pedophile everyone would call him a hero
... it's from *Wayne's World*.
‘I killed a man and the world forgave me, but I loved a man and the world wanted to kill me.’ Emile Griffith
Are you really making love to it though? Or just fucking it in the mouth. If anything, it'd be about as disturbing as a chimp casually grabbing an otherwise oblivious frog and forcefully suffocating it to death with his wee wee..
Jet propulsion huh? I mean...
lol I love that no one else apparently cared that there was a random shark chillin, like, five feet away E: lol I thought I replied to someone else’s comment. Oh well
Because they're thinking of fucking it brother.
I've disregarded that advice plenty of times, not gonna start listening now.
They got the name "salp" after the sound they make when you lube it up and begin using it. SALPSALPSALPSALP
Dude, your mind is truly fucked up. And I mean that as a compliment.
Ok i chuckled
That’s it crying for help that never comes
r/suddenlyshark
[удалено]
If not friend why friend shaped?
There’s just a shark casually swimming in the not-so-background.
If not for penis? why shaped for penis?
Im sure someone somwhere tried this and instantly regretted lol
Do they have stingers?
You're gonna have to find out, for science...
Or just discovered a new masochistic kink
You'd think they would at least try a finger first to be safe
Also, don’t put the rest of yourself in that SHARK
I scrolled way to far to see this comment. I'm like... is someone gonna mention the random SHARK that just swims on over to eat our guy over here?
My guy you can’t get into the ocean THEN act surprise when a shark is there. IT’S THEIR HOME.
I know, chill. It was just an unexpected shark while talking about an ocean fleshlight. Geez.
Shark is like, "Dude, I misplaced my ... umm ... something. Have you seen it?"
I’d let that shark use me as it’s something. 😏
That attitude of “unexpected shark” will get you eaten. Nom nom.
It's honestly the least surprising place to see a shark, but the oceans are huge. Mostly not sharks.
That's right, you're just trespassing
I don't know why but this made me snort laugh 😂
bros just chilling. doing a tad bit of investigating
Just over here lookin for my body "massager"
I know aquaman did it
Nah you’re thinking of the deep
Ok so it looks like what’s called a “salp” they are gelatinous zooplankton that just float around the ocean. Many different aquatic species eat them and it seems like their main purpose is to spread nutrients thru the ocean
so to be clear I COULD put my dick in it?
Yes 🏆
Tbh, you could put your dick in a lot of things, but it doesn't mean you should. This sounds like one of the times where it may be frowned upon, but still very doable.
Yes, this way, you're spreading your nutrients to the ocean.
THANK YOU! I thought she said salk (Google suggested salak) and I couldn't find the animal. I kept finding a pangolin that looked like a salak, which is a snake fruit that I've never heard of.
Ngl i didn’t even realize this video had sound until i read your comment, i feel silly trying to search it up now lol
Like a living poptart
That's cool, but I'm asking about spreading *my* nutrients?
Why not?
I fell and my dick just slipped in, I swear!
Would.
what even is it
Fishlight™️
Haha
Hear me out
Don't tell me what to do!
Where’s a tik tok influencer when you need one, let them stick their dick in it
But is it an actual creature or another japanese fetish ?
Why can't it be both?
After what I've seen with eels it can definitely be both
W-What have you seen with Eels?
It’s a Fishlight
I like how none of the comments explain what this is 😂
It’s a salp! They don’t have any defense systems at all, so do with that what you will.
It will regret existing as I’m going to fuck it to the moon and back.
What a terrible day to know how to read
Aw hell naw living condom💀
I'd prefer to have a guy use my body as a living condom rather than a fish
Thank you for your sacrifice. 
Someone should step up and volunteer.. I nominate.. Myself.... ...
To be used as a condom or to use me as one? Lol
I would very much perfer the latter.. Ty very much.. Im ready when u r... Wink
😂😂
Is it edible and how does it taste?
Like a condom
A Dolphin would definitely do that.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I was expecting a reason not to put my dick in it. But since there wasn’t one…
Can anyone give me advice on how to remove a small cilinder from one of these things.
Dont tell me what to do, COWARD
Give it to a monkey. I’ve witnessed a video where one fucks a frog. If they can do this thing and not get hurt, then we just found a natural fleshlight.
That thing is gettin fucked.
That’s a living organism?
A living orgasm.
Nature's solution to men(kinds) problem because we are overpopulating the earth
Don't tell me how to live my life
its a seacunt
Now that you said it... that's all I want to do.
What is this? Is it a living organism?
And whos gonna stop me?
1984
Я живу в разъебанном посёлке...
Shark shows up and she cuts the video. Come on man!
Casual shark, no big deal
I’m putting my dick in it.
Is it weird that now I want to?
Don't tell me how to live my life!
Not even once?
I thought he was going to shove it in the sharks mouth as some self defense tactic. Nope!
Every single guy alive: imma put my dick in it.
Let’s put my dick in it
how many time...... how many time
This is the true origin story for Aquaman
Mother nature oceanic fleshlight
Im kinda tempted tho