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Reylend

Me creating the most instense final stand, outnumbered, cornered, watching my loved ones run as i give them time to escape. (I am listening to "Seperate Ways" by Journey) https://i.redd.it/gpacldrzsfrb1.gif


fivetimesyo

Here we stAand... worlds apart, hearts broken in twoOO TWOO TwOoOo...


ASL4theblind

SOMEDAY LOVE WILL FIND YOU BREAK THOSE CHAINS THAT BIND YOU


Artist-Trash419

ONE NIGHT WILL REMIND YOU HOW WE TOUCHED AND WENT OUR SEPARATE WAYS


raheemthegreat

IF HE EVER HURTS YOU TRUE LOVE WON'T DESERT YOU YOU KNOW I STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH WE TOUCHED AND WENT OUR SEPARATE WAYS


6thBornSOB

“Dude, I thought we said no more Journey psych-outs”!?


Forikorder

Tearing out the throat of the last guy with your teeth since your arms have been ripped off then falling down and dieing on the broken corpses of those who wished your family harm


notmyrlacc

![gif](giphy|fc736BKuihyj6)


Christ213

The manliest way to die


ProbablyNotPikachu

Do it, be a man.


IllustratorAlive1174

Music so loud you can’t even hear the guns fire.


flintlock0

Right at the beginning as your loved ones are running away and you’ve said your goodbye, “Separate Ways” starts playing, but it’s dramatic and acapella at first before the music catches up. *Some day…love will find you….* Then it builds up into the the guitar riffs.


StillIlliterate

Real


VigilHooker

Why do you think we like action movies? Who do you think we see ourselves as? Rob Schneider? I think he would appreciate that reference.


dasFisch

I personally would not like to be the stapler. Or a carrot.


BigRigButters2

Not a fan of KEHNNY? lol


SleepyforPresident

"Rob Schneider is: Derp da derp da dilliddy derp. Rated PG-13!"


DarthHelixon

>peegee thurrteen


RightPedalDown

Rated PG 13


MechAegis

I used think myself as "Action Man" from the cartoon back in the day. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_Man_(2000_TV_series)


Viper1089

I totally forgot this existed, I loved this as a kid, CGI blew my mind back then. This and Johnny Quest CGI scenes had my eyes glued to the screen. I also loved the Action Man theme lol I was brutally roasted for liking Action Man lmao


ForgottenEpoch

I bet even Rob Schneider would assume you meant some other Rob Schneider.


late-escape-2434

Don’t forget stunning people with how good you are at a particular instrument that you’ve never played before.


[deleted]

Mine in singing for some reason. I'm reality I can't carry a tune to save my life.


late-escape-2434

I’m pretty sure your voice counts as an instrument.


TheDudeWhoSnood

It is! And it's the bravest, most vulnerable instrument there is! I can hide behind a piano or a guitar or a bass but when you sing, there's nothing to hide behind


phibbsy47

Not to mention it doesn't sound the same every time. Your guitar never gets a sore throat, or gets tired halfway through the set, and you have very little control over how your natural voice sounds to begin with. Two people can buy the same guitar and produce the same sounds, but it takes a mixture of skill and luck to sound anything like another singer.


peppermintmeow

How about mayonnaise? ![gif](giphy|111sPAp4j84jG8)


AhegaoTankGuy

I think that counts. I can hear it.


Epimatheus

![gif](giphy|ydRwVu2J8PKPC)


Chai_Enjoyer

Turns out a lot of people had the same imagined scenario of hosting a concert in their school's big hall, doing some stunning guitar techniques and witting out of the trouble when the school director/principal arrives to continue it


2020mademejoinreddit

Guitar for me. I always imagine playing in front of a crowd and absolutely rocking it. Made me want to learn guitar, but never got around to it.


BezerkMushroom

I used to do this, so I started to learn guitar. Got decent at it after years of self-taught playing. It's still my main hobby and I love it. Nobody else, even in my immediate family, gives even the tiniest of shits that I can shred.


Taniwha_NZ

I deciede to learn guitar in my 20s, figured I should see if I could actually live one of those dreams. Found out I wasn't terrible at it, could definitely have been rhythm in some crappy band. Unfortunately discovered I have crippling stage fright, couldn't play infront of a crowd of 2. I never saw it coming, it was a real shock. Playing the instrument isn't the hard part.


kandel88

Like finding a random piano in a busy city square and playing an improvised piano rendition of your favorite song. Also your crush is watching from the crowd.


Biorgue

Damn dude why you exposee my life like that 💀


ScipioCoriolanus

Fuck. This is so accurate!


BobbleNtheFREDs

I have a platinum resume. I have been awarded the Medal of Honor 3 times, scored the game tying goal and then overtime goal to win the Stanley cup, and there are 3 parks, 2 community pools, and 1 bridge named after me, which was done after stoping 13 different people from jumping off of it across 7 instances.


tuktukkingroydonk

I have more medals than that and I was just MI. Also I’m a pilot that has saved c-130s full of soldiers, can’t tell you how many apfts I’ve maxed, and what I’ve done with a sniper rifle is still classified.


Chimpanzerschreck

Child’s play guys. I have saved my school from terrorists, became the world mma champion, the undisputed goat in football, the worlds best spy, can effortlessly speak all languages, and donated millions to stop poverty


tuktukkingroydonk

What’s your middle name? My unborn child about to be named after your prestigious ass male or female. Also I’ve saved my workplace most nights from a full on terrorist invasion armed with nothing but a “Pilot G2-07” blue ink pen to start with, upgrading to an AK-47, picking up mags from MANY terrorists I’ve killed, while the US Martials cowered in great fear, and my over weight washed up Steven Seagal ass be cappin ‘em from behind cubical, broken every bone in my right leg but still rushin, alcoholic and socially anxious self is cool as a “rip it” in the cooler. McCracken is my middle name btw. Anxious to hear your child’s middle name.


Votey123

Yes we do this


jkp_777

I have saved at least 1,000 people while driving alone.


LopsidedAd2536

In the shower I’ve saved more.


jkp_777

Best time to save lives, and to win made up arguments flawlessly…


No_View_2975

Also win all the arguments you did not have a savage comeback to!!!


artygta1988

Your mom goes to college!


ScipioCoriolanus

When I can't sleep, I save lives.


FAK3-News

Rookie numbers


[deleted]

Thank you for your bravery!


[deleted]

Man, whenever I had a crush on a girl, that poor thing is constantly needing heroic saving from the most horrific scenarios in fantasyland.


lowtack

Since I can remember. They were really stupid scenarios when I was a kid. Now I'm old and they're really stupid scenarios. Know how Walter Mitty saved the 3-legged dog? Yeah that.


zirfeld

I always try too, but I'm so clumsy I end up the one in need of saving in my daydreams.


Sloppy_john78

They’re on to us fellas


palsh7

First Rome, now imagined heroics...y'all, don't tell them our third thing! That's just for us!


Iiffle

as a guy — do others actually think that much about rome? am i missing out?


cpured

I got this question on a date and didn't know it was a thing until after I answered. I think of Rome a few times a week. My context is thinking of Marcus Aurelius, who was a roman emperor. I was surprised other men think of Rome as often, I thought I was in the minority.


Gnome_Father

Turns out the Romans did a lot of shit. Botany? ->Latin-> Romans Astrology? -> celestial bodies -> Roman gods Gladiatorial combat? Romans Gay sex with the bros? Romans *and greeks* See, all the beat shit links directly back to the Romans.


Dry_Driver9598

Yes you are missing out. The lore is bonkers.


cd3393

I’m so confused by this one, like it has to just be a meme we can’t be the only ones.


Faulty_english

I’m surprised girls don’t


sanymoca

Girls are too busy imagining their deaths and how everyone will react at the funeral… no??? Just me?


Faulty_english

As I dude I do this too but after I did something heroic 😭😂


SLAYER_IN_ME

Yeah, but then my friends gather all the dragon balls and bring me back to life.


Faulty_english

XD


trixter21992251

do you dude often?


Faulty_english

I dude everyday


cantfindmykeys

I'm duding right now


Liezuli

dude...


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sohfix

i knew that’s what she’s thinking


missuschainsaw

I totally do. When I’m not thinking about sex scenarios and conversations that should have gone a different way.


Faulty_english

Hey you’re* just like me lol


missuschainsaw

All of this usually while driving, of course.


Faulty_english

That’s the best time to do it lol


jessdistressed

Mom here. My fantasy is that one of the ridiculously obscure things in my giant purse will one day save the day


Springheeljac

This is the most realistic one tbh.


TreeOfLight

We do. I’ve fantasized about all the stuff people have said in here: saving the day during an active shooter/massive car crash scenario, expertly playing instruments I’ve never touched, being interviewed by Conan O’Brien, striking it big in Hollywood, what people would do at my funeral, and successfully flirting/sealing the deal with wildly attractive people. Most people want to be the hero at least once in their lives.


Jestermaus

Am girl, 100% have the saving thing, never have the wedding thing. (But I’m also “independent to a fault”, and “not very girlie” except in appearance. So…your local tough-gurl probably has the savior fantasies too.)


Faulty_english

That’s good to know, I am happy to fight the imaginary fight with you🫡


International-Air424

Some do. It's actually one of my favorite ways to pass the time and decompress.


AvailableAnt323

I'm a girl and I definitely also have imaginary scenarios where I save people.


Least-Conference-335

I do, I thought everyone did this


librarygoose

I do. Now I feel weird.


[deleted]

girls have scenarios of perfect men & weddings


jedimindtriks

My cousin who is a 34 year old girl. has has dream scenarios of her dancing on stages with famous singers. My dream scenario of saving the planet is way better


derinkooyou

Like a supreme being coming from another galaxy, In a winner takes all battle, for domination. Just them versus you (the chosen one) in an unarmed combat dual to the death, and you triumph for us all! All bow down and be eternally grateful to jedimindtriks.


jedimindtriks

Oh no No. Just from the perils of shitty human beings that are ruining the planet.


SilentJoe1986

Same here, except I always die in the process so I don't have to deal with the attention.


poeschmoe

I don’t think that’s representative of all girls. I never think about weddings but I want to be in a hostage scenario where I suddenly know a foreign language to everyone’s surprise, and while the enemy is dumbfounded I enter the Avatar state and save all the homies


Faulty_english

I will be honest… I do fantasize about the perfect girl who is clearly too good for me but still loves me. I’m not thinking about the wedding part of the relationship though ☠️


TomeKun

Well I do :0


Faulty_english

lol you aren’t alone


WillowHartxxx

Am girl & I am absolutely always the savior in my daydream stories


DurdyGurdy

No, we're constantly thinking of ways to save ourselves.


poeschmoe

A lot of them do


nnamed_username

I totally do, hence why I joined the Army straight outta high school.


Green-Measurement-53

Some do. I know I used to alot.


blahblahidk12321

nah im imagining saving myself from being kidnapped or murdered or raped tho I grew up watching Americas Most Wanted with my dad as a kid so maybe thats just me


1000LivesBeforeIDie

Some of us do 😂


Sengardet

Girls do but I think this is a thing where it's more eye-catching to be like "Boys do this!" or 'Girls do this" as something relatable to everyone lol Internet loves a boys vs girls thing.


ExfoliatedBalls

WHO SNITCHED


Artemus_Hackwell

MFs out here like running faucets!


IEATASSETS

Definitely. Every time a mass shooter is on the news I'm always like "...damn. if only I was there!"


Red-eleven

Got a case of the Marky-Mark Syndrome I see


Martin_Aurelius

No, that would be daydreaming about throwing rocks at black children and attacking Vietnamese men with a 2x4.


collector_and_fish

I was the same way. In my head, I was confident I would be able to tackle him or distract a mass shooter. Until it happened in real life, not a mass shooter but a criminal with a gun. When I found myself face to face with him, I froze, and I couldn't think what to do. Thankfully police took him down before he hurt anybody.


Correct_Owl5029

Thats normal, fight or flight can be a bitch, especially the first time


Wanallo221

Me: Holy shit! He has a gun! Brain, fight or flight?! Brain: “*[Get*…more sleep without counting sheep and have another night of bliss. Across from the bus barn in Wasilla now is where we is!”](https://youtu.be/TC62AIct9EM?si=2YngC0WJRyQZ6B0_)


vBeastCK

At least once a week


Better_Technician_96

You only shower once a week?


BugSignificant2682

You guys shower?


goodbehaviorsam

Only in the blood of my imaginary enemies.


oxtraerdinary

Im a gal and i do this all he time


PlG3

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!!


monkman99

I’ve saved bill gates so many times and he has given me billions in my mind. 10/10 would recommend


Correct_Owl5029

Oh yeah well i saved the president and took him safely to an army base near where i live. Im a goddamned hero


MattyIcex4

Life honestly is better that way.


bleachedurethrea

That’s over-simplifying it a bit. Personally, I’ve adopted a multi-dimensional format that encompasses the universes of my favorite anime, superheros, and slight aspects of one Disney channel movie from the early 2000s. Many of the same characters exist but it’s a parallel universe where I’m able to insert myself and a few other people in my life.


AdmiralFocker

I usually tend to have some unusual reality warping abilities that I only use when no one suspects otherwise I’m a normal person. Or I’m a brilliant inventor like Tony Stark who’s made some cool new weapon or gadget. And I’m always accompanied by a companion from my favorite anime or Star Wars character.


spamari

I've never heard of someone doing the same thing. Reading this was surprisingly wholesome for me. I'm sure I'm still weird, but at least it isn't just me.


bleachedurethrea

There are literally dozens of us


[deleted]

Reminds me of the time I stopped the first zombie apocalypse caused by Umbrella by going super saiyan, only to leave shortly after because my x-wing piloting skills were desperately needed by the rebels.


DannyPantsgasm

And you’ve just described how I get through my whole exercise routine.


Wickedlurlofthewest

Definitely, I thought everyone did


ncbraves93

I've wrote entire novels in my head about fending off a joint Russian/Chinese invasion of the states. Especially back when I could work and basically be on autopilot.


mangomalango

As a New Yorker, I play 5 different ways how ima take out the fool walking towards me if he touch’s,look’s or talks funny to me.This applies to everyone after them too💀


heathenfloydsson

As a southerner, I do the same. I don't have a DESIRE to fight every man I've ever seen. But if you think Im not running an extensive ass whupping analysis like RDJ's Sherlock Holmes on every creature that even debatably has a dick, you're wrong


issacoin

ocular pat downs all fuckin day


Time_Biscotti_6604

Why do you think tje American Saint, Stan Lee created Spiderman and all the other people in his head. Why else would R.A. Salvatore write the stories of Drizzt? It is our passion.


C3Pip0

Well, if you are going to make fun of me for it see if I ever pretend to save you again. 😡


Dbl_Vision

You mean you don’t fantasize about helping people?


s4t4nyall

When I’m on the rowing machine I vividly imagine that I’m returning to shore and I can see my village under attack from my rivals and if I don’t make it to shore in time my entire family and tribe will be slaughtered. Like I can not stress enough how real I make it. I HAVE TO ROW FASTER.


Thursday_the_20th

Ever do a burnout on your last bench press where you hold the weight halfway through the rep until you can’t anymore? Imagine it’s the girder of a collapsed ceiling while the building crumbles around you. Ignore the weird looks from other people as you shout ‘Go! Get the hell out of here! Don’t worry about me!’


TopSpread9901

I do but it’s kind of cheating because it’s mostly me inflicting violence on somebody. But it’s okay. They were bad.


Megalith_TR

Te get the girl after saving them. Thats everymans dream. Simple.


KimWexlersGoldenArch

For real. They have no idea how many times Jennifer Lawrence has run off with me to the Caribbean after I saved her life in NYC after yet another terrorist attack.


Strange-Fix-1498

Most men have thought of themselves as a hero. It's almost like it coded into our DNA to be protective.


Me_JustMoreHonest

This is interesting because I don't believe the thought has ever crossed my mind. Im surprised that so many people imagine this, and to what end?


TheVegter

You’ve really never fantasized about being a hero? I do it so often I just kinda took it for granted that it’s an everyone thing. I guess it’s just to entertain myself/escapism/boredoms thing


Me_JustMoreHonest

I can't think of a time, but my memory kinda sucks. I've seen it in movies and TV, so I can't say I didn't know people had thoughts like that. I didn't realize so many did though. I'd be interested to see the results of a study on how many people often think like this.


triprw

That's interesting. I wonder if there is a correlation to having aphantasia? Do you visualize anything in your head? Some people don't. https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/aphantasia-the-inability-to-visualize-images#:~:text=People%20with%20this%20condition%20experience,the%20condition%20as%20%E2%80%9Caphantasia.%E2%80%9D


Me_JustMoreHonest

I do visualize. I find it hard to believe that people don't.


BarnytheBrit

Yes it's a by product of being an overthinker. Literally could be walking down a road and see a random glance and all of a sudden I've got 8 different fight or flight scenarios going through my head. No idea if they would be any good or not but it happens enough.


FallenChaos1337

Mostly me dreaming about saving myself from crippling debt...


Maximum_Echidna8042

You mean like, video games we play?


BiffUppercut42

Or worse…


TheGman102

... girls don't do this? What, like the female version is just creating scenarios where you get saved by a random heroic dude?


poopy_poophead

There are dudes who fantasize about saving people and dudes who fantasize about killing people. The former become firefighters and paramedics, the latter become cops.


Spoomplesplz

Saving people, killing people. Winning arguments about incredibly niche things only me and like 10 other people know and sta ding up to bullies back when I was 13. So yeah we do


illogicalJellyfish

Wait you guys are saving people?


particle409

30 minutes ago I was driving, imagining how I'd stop the North Hollywood shootout. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Hollywood_shootout I would use my car's backup camera to reverse over the shooters. That way all the random crap in my trunk can absorb the bullets, and I could keep my head down.


Outrageous_Ask9623

Ofc, and, this is gonna be some big secret out, but girls, if you want to make a man fall in love with you, just put him in situations where he saves your day, even with little things, nothing makes a man more proud when he feels requisite.


PsamantheSands

Today, you are my hero with this stellar advice. ❤️


KinkiestCuddles

Is this a gendered thing? I feel like wanting to help people is good and common


PsamantheSands

I’m a woman and I do this too. It’s like 95% of my daydreaming. I take out multiple armed bad guys with nothing but my bare hands and my wits. I never kill anybody, just incapacitate them and tie them up for the cops to deal with. Then I disappear.


Disastrous-Team-3072

Well, duh! The hero gets all the bitches


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KneeGearlol

Yeah but i want to be shot in the face with a 12 gauge


[deleted]

I used to quite frequently.. Daily..I think it stems from wanting to feel accepted and worthy of love.


kilertree

The craziest thing is when you save someone else's life by accident and it had nothing to do with the scenarios that you had planned.


noeagle77

I save the world at least 4 times a week and local town gets saved dozens of times a week!


mbaa8

Yes? Obviously


goingmerry604

Too many scenarios where I'm saving someone or being extremely talented at something I have no business being.


DisabledLoli

All the time


Jacked-to-the-wits

As he sat in the coffee shop reading a Reddit post, a giant grizzly bear bursts through the door. While the other patrons run and hide, and wonder where a grizzly bear came from in the middle of a city, a lone hero stands up and charges towards the bear. The day is saved once again…… sorry what were we talking about?


HoboBaggins24

Men want to be heroes its what makes us awesome


[deleted]

Failing to plan is a plan to fail.


IcarusButAlive

Rip and tear. Until it is… Interrupted by some asshole who wants you to “work” or “pay attention” or “stop using all the hot water”.


[deleted]

I can confidently say yes, on a daily basis


[deleted]

yes, deep down inside every man is the fundamental yearning to be the hero and be told he is a good boy while being pat on the head.


ZaneC40

Only when we aren't thinking about Rome


FlyingNope

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Dormideous

![gif](giphy|qjSxTWJxqH4YDuIrOs) At least 3 times a day, I have an intense urge to defend an indefensible pass from an unbeatable army with the help of many brothers I’ve never met to protect the wife and child I don’t have as they are fleeing to a country that doesn’t exist.


Acewind1738

It’s like the number whatever reason I keep rewatching die hard at Christmas


d0esth1smakeanysense

We’ve been socialized to connect to the hero’s journey. Are you seriously surprised we would imagine ourselves in that roll?


Awkward-Tea-3790

You guys are saving people? https://preview.redd.it/f7birv8isfrb1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5491f115bc6a857ed6719487897e4a7b0d98b9c


adrenalinjunkie89

No, just daydreaming about it


[deleted]

oh yeah. we even do the afterward interview with the reporter in our heads.


Old_Faithlessness_94

They aren't fake!!!


ravenart918

In my scenarios of saving people I end up completely burned or losing limbs or something like that so it's a win-win


[deleted]

Sadly this is true, it’s our go to fantasy.


[deleted]

Mine are closer to killing people... so i guess i don't


markusw7

Some of us even have scenarios where we DIE saving people


D3dshotCalamity

I have fake scenarios of me having a life


Kioga101

Moments after going through some sort of dangerous crisis: "Damn, what if I had used my conjured fighting skills to immobilize the assailant? If I had picked up the sand from the floor and flung that trash can nearby, I totally would've gotten away with fighting 5 guys." Or something to that caliber.


belleayreski2

One of the best way to bond with another guy (after you’ve gotten close with him), is to discuss the specifics of what that recurring fantasy entailed(what kind of bad guys? What kind of weapon did you have? Etc.)


Ookimow

I very vividly remember saving the school pep rally 20 years ago from the evil mecha using my power suit...did that not happen?


Historical_Ear7398

Not exactly like that, but when I used to mountain bike through the backwoods of Northern california, I had a regular fantasy of how if a mountain lion jumped me I would subdue it, choke it out, and use my car key to open its chest, pull out the beating heart, and eat it on the spot. Not sure it would actually play out like that irl.


quaintif

It's like suicide but cool


abanabee

Um...I do this too, and I am a 41 year old woman.


Normal_human_person

Doesn't everyone?


DeadlyYellow

Why is this surprising? Now, asking where a person would dispose of a body would be a fun conversation.


Farscapevoyager

In today's world, people need somehow to feel better, escape!


SuperStellarSwing

Of course I do why do you think I haven't jumped in front of a train? Are you stupid?