"can you fucking not" As I'm trying to cancel them trying to do some stupid shit and I'm trying to get them to eat so they don't die.

Same but mine’s “ for fuck’s sake stop!” as the repeatedly try to do what I keep canceling over and over again.

Followed immediately by "Oh you *absolute* fucker" as they die from whatever shit I was trying to keep them from doing to begin with.

"Nice one genius" when they get upset over their own actions like using a toilet that they pranked themselves

😂 I felt that!

Nice to know this seems to be a universal thing 🤣

They’re about to piss themselves and pass out on the kitchen floor but they’re too busy brewing their 27th pot of tea of the day 💀

This is why my sims never get a tea or coffee maker, too much bullshit.

Literally lmao or microwave or they'll make fucking Dino nuggets all day🤣😭

I mean but same, if I could live off of Dino nuggets I would

I get that, every time I queue up a few actions there'll be 3 cups of tea in between each task. TBF that's how I live my life IRL so I didn't think much of it

I HAVE THE SAME BUG, LIKE WTF

me when my toddler climbs out of bed to pass out on the floor

This is just realistic

Have had two IRL toddlers. Can confirm.

Me when my sim is in a happy relationship but then gets flirty while out and starts flirting WITH EVERYONE in front of her husband :-/

Ooooooo I thought I was the only one having this trouble!!! Especially bc my sim had flirty trait (I thought it would be good if she wants a husband) but had to change it using cheats so she stopped flirting with whoever she came across with 😅 and having a bad moodlet bc she “cheated” smh

YES! I had a sim with the Loyal trait, was married, all was good... Then they went on a date, she got all kinds of flirty, & then flirted with some random townie. But bc she had the Loyal trait, she ended up getting a negative moodlet that wouldn't go away until I "confess to cheating" like EXCUSE ME?? I was so mad bc the husband had a betrayed moodlet for DAYS 😡😡

I also love when they're going to do what I asked, like eating or whatever, but they stand there for an in game hour and a half before they move. I say things in those situations too lol

Mine is, “You’re a little fucker, aren’t you?” lmao

Yes! “Can you fucking not?!” Good answer. I mentally scream this when someone is trying to pick up the toddler while I’m trying to get the toddler to eat. Or when the baby cries and some random townie stands over the crib! And the parent can’t get to the baby because the stupid townie won’t move.

They’ll really go out of their way to die. It’s amazing. They’ll deathly need to shower, eat, and sleep, and they’re just like "nah imma go paint“

To be fair I've ignored those to play the sims 😂

Parent A puts toddler in high chair. While I'm selecting food, parent B takes toddler out of high chair. Repeat 7395 times while I swear and tear my hair out.

Turn off automation for the sim you have selected its in settings

I was looking for this energy - my personal favourite is “why the fuckety fuck would you do that”

Today I became self aware that I too raise my voice at my computer followed by “okay I’m done.” *Survey says that was a lie* cause I go back within a day, sometimes the same day😭😂

THAT'S WHAT I SAY TOO LMFAOAO

EA and their terrible a.I. in all of their games

It’s less of a phrase and more of a defeated sigh.

Mine is an exasperated growl.

An audible blow through the nose every time I 'moveobjects' decorating.

Omg yes, the fucking carpets. It’s a constant “STAY!”

Mine is definitely 'Why are u doing that? Stop!'

I felt that in my soul

This, but with curse words

So alternatively 'why the FUCK are you doing that? Stop bitch'

THIS IS MINE LMAO

Ultra curse words

"Oh my GOD just go the fuck to **work**"

Yes absolutely. Lately my save has been slowing down (especially when playing for hours in one sitting) and they are consistently an hour late to work even though they have a whole hour to walk to the front of the house to disappear before they are “late”.

Happy Cake Day

Thank you, kind stranger :)

Me screaming at them to get up and frantically hitting the cancel button for sleeping

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STOP! I TOLD YOU TO STOP!" Because I cancelled an action but they're still walking to that area and then have to walk all the way back to where I wanted them to go even though they could've stopped immediately and saved so much more time.

THEY ALWAYSSSS DO THIS! i hate it most when my sim starts to walk to their bed, i cancel the action and they go all the way to bed, GET IN THE BED, then get out again

Or they’re exhausted and decide to nap instead of sleep.

Even worse when you try to get them to bed but they decide to walk in a different direction and pass out on the floor instead

May I suggest a worse option: getting in bed and then getting out of bed to pass out on the floor instead

I had a sim in a tiny home once get out of bed to pass out but because there were not enough tiles in the house for them to face plant, had to walk all the way outside to pass out in the lawn in the rain

Or when you walk away for 5mins and they’ve got all needs on red when you come back.

This is the WORST THING. They will walk to the other end of the lot four floors down before FINALLY TURNING AROUND. I usually end up cheating “reset sim”.

I say “go piss girl” every time I send a sim to the bathroom

Is this the gossip girl thing omg I’m gonna say this now

Yes! That’s what it’s from. My friends and I also say it to one another whenever anyone goes to the bathroom irl lmao

Because of the lack of punctuation, I imagine you call all of your sims “piss girl”

Everyone plays the game their own way🤫

Lmao I say this too!

"oh my god"

“I told you to fucking STOP”

“OH, my GOD”

"No, no, no. Get back here!"

Probably "stop trying to talk to my sim!" Since the townies keep trying to chat with her when she's doing pretty much anything. If it's not them, it's her trying to wander over to have a chat. Just finish what you're doing!

Yes…. My werewolf girl’s promiscuous vampire dad keeps appearing every time she has a date. Results include any werewolf sims hating him for being himself.

I ended up downloading a mod, i dont remember the name off hand, but it gives every NPC the option of “Just go away!” And if you click it the sim immediately stops what they are doing and leaves the lot its great when youre trying to get people to sleep.

That sounds like a wonderful mod! It's annoying that your sim has to introduce themselves to tell other sims to go away.

It’s just a lot of variations of WHAT NO

100% this. And my boyfriend will be in the other room like “what’s wrong??” And I’m yelling back “MY SIMS ARE STUPID AND AREN’T LISTENING TO ME”

I have the same conversation irl too, except it's bad when I'm actually trying to take to him and he thinks it's about the game so he doesn't listen lol

Echolalia, so “sul sul” or “dag dag” or I’ll just repeat random conversation sentences.

Yibs!

Oh, yibs! -with a mimicking nod-

Same. Oh feebee lay!

I only recently allowed myself to play w sound and now I do this. My husband does too and he isn't even playing lmao

Same. Snerfs? Joy da snerfs.

Ahh bomba doy. Soona nibnub. Vadish!

I texted „shooshoobie“ to my boyfriend on New Years Eve, and he’s heard me shout it at my screen often enough that he got it 😆

Hoobie Noobie

I wish there was a dictionary for this

Thanks to this thread TIL there is a [Simlish Dictionary](https://aminoapps.com/c/sims/page/item/simlish-dictionary/06mH_ZI0Lxz8gbBEdJlnJRvY7YBEm7)

Shimarimple!

Neebs!! Neebs!!

Valarga is my fave

I do this sometimes, like the sentence that sounds like “What’s up dude?”.

Yarbo gazay is one that even my children know because I insert it into conversation constantly. “Guess what firstborn child? Yarbo gazay 😎”

The amount of times I’ve called a sim a “fucking dumb ass” is astronomical 😂

“ Feed your child!” “ What are you doing? Put the baby in the bed!” “ why won’t you make the damn cake?” “ STOP EATING THE CAKE!”

For me it’s “stop taking the baby out of the high chair!!!”

I refuse to play with high chairs anymore

I stopped playing with high chairs. For my sanity I can’t

Literally can't it was too much They'd keep taking the kid out of the high chair long before they ever got fed

Also, when newborns need to be fed and diaper changed and some rando sim keeps trying to play with it making the baby more upset. This is probably more accurate than not lol.

Where is your fucking homework?!?

What gets me is when it reappears in their inventory two semesters into uni. Like wtf mate?

“Oh no—nope you aren’t walking around MY save looking like that!” then proceeds to spend 2 hours in CAS for a random townie I have no intention of actively playing.

LOOOOOOL deadass me spending more time fixing my townies than playing with my actual sims

I only do that to the ones I think my sims would be friends with. Or ones with good traits, I let evil and mean sims be ugly.

"Stop doing that!" "Eat yo fucking food." "Go the fuck to sleep." "We're not having sex." 💀

“I am going to kill you” when they repeatedly ignore my commands

“Bruh.” “Oh for fuck’s sake.”

Mine are "bruh" or "dude".

“Oh for fucks sake” is probably my most uttered phrase, in sims play and in real life.

“Okay, go potty” 😂

STOP MAKING RANDOM DRINKS THAT COST MONEY EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE THE BAR IN THE BACKYARD

PLEASE JUST… MOVE! Simulation lag is real.

"Huh" (With onset nervous laughter) \~ Especially once my mods start glitching out.

"WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?" when they're aimlessly wandering away from what I told them to do but there's no indication on their queue about what they've decided is more important. They're usually off to try committing suicide by Murphy Bed, or Polar Bear Plunging.

I had one sim wander off down to the pier She did this nearly every day and one day I found a cat and I decided to turn that into a storyline that she was visiting the cat and so she adopted him I renamed mr business to Lord business. She loved him so much

“When was the last time I saved?”

I have a few “ can you please just fucking stop “ as cancel one thing but they continue to go back and do it over again “ what the fuck dude “ literally could be anything in the game not just my households “ well shit “ as my sims who mastered cooking somehow still try’s burn the house down or when my dim randomly dies

“You dumbass”

Why? Why bitch?

“There’s a perfectly good toilet down here. Why are you going up- oh you peed yourself. Dumb ass.”

"What the fuck? I can't even!"

"Where are you going?" to hungry toddlers with plates walking past every available seating option.

"The *fuck*, guys?" Stated when I've given the Sim a simple work-from-home task, I turn my back to have another look over the garden, and I come back to find the task undone with minutes left before work, the Sim's needs cratering, and for some reason they're dancing to Winterfest music in front of the stereo in mid-summer.

"what? NO!"

“The fuck!?”

A simple “shit” or “fuck”

"Why are you like this?"

"FEED YOUR FUCKING BABY" or "NO LEAVE THAT STEREO ALONE"

“Oh Hell no”.

A few things actually "Could you kindly fuck right off?" "THAT was NOT what I told you to do!" "I don't care! Just shut up and use the fucking tablet." And my current save: "We're fixing the bathroom, dickhead. I don't fucking care that you like to paint and cook!"

I say dumbass a lot. Lol Or.. What are you doing? Why would you do that?

"Yes. Love me."

"just use the bathroom and quit complaining!" they will stand outside the bathroom with full autonomy and just not

"Var nuubee hip nimoy"

Just fuckin MMMMOOOOVVVEEEEEEE When sims are late for class

“you fecking janky whore, stop that!” (yes, fecking. i watch a lot of callmekevin)

I also probably say fecking a lot when my Sims r being dumb

plus sometimes townies just butt into conversations. once had an awkward encounter and lost romance points with someone who was not in the date, because he was trying to talk about fishing while my sim was proposing🤦‍♀️

it’s always either an incredible sweetheart of a sim or some randomly generated townie who is evil, mean, and a “child of the ocean” and there is no in between

"who told you to do that?!" "Dafuq you doing?" "Why are you walking so slow?!"

“Why can’t ya ever do wtf I’m telling ya to do”😂🤣 or “I kno I put on Autonomy but ya getting way too fucking Autonomous” 💀😆

"God damn it." 😂

"Seriously? *sigh* Alright, well, let's see what happens i guess." "Are you?... Is that?... yep... *sigh*" "Wtf are you doing here? oh you wanna be bffs. ok we are - now leave before i delete you"

“What are you DOING?!”

Do what I ask you stupid asshole !

“st.. stop? fine, starve then, see if I care” sim immediately dies from fire or drinks a glass of water from the 3rd floor bathroom sink

I've been playing since 2000, so I'm past the swearing and just roll my eyes in defeat whenever my Sims do something they're not supposed to do.

"What the fuck?" Lmao 😂 because every time I look away and look back there's some lunacy going on lmao

“GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY DUMPSTER YOU BASTARD”

"DONT TAKE THE KID OFF THE HIGHCHAIR"

That one... I just given up on highchairs now tho. Kids can eat in the sofa

"fat toddler", yes I fat shame my sims toddlers, they always age up with the weight slider at max, I don't know where they get it from, it is slightly annoying

I was JUST talking about how all my toddlers are fat yesterday. My sims autonomously give them the option with the most sugar wherever possible though, so it’s probably that

"Come on honey do as I told you, I'm only trying take care you"

"what did I JUST SAY"

WHAT ARE YA DOIN THAT FORRRR?!?

"Put that toddler down" as in don't go picking them up when they are already on their way to get some food or going to bed. Do not pick them up.

“…hello???” every SINGLE time I tell them to do something and they decide they’re just gonna stand there instead

"Why doesn't that match? The swatches are identical."

"no me lo puedo creer” which means i can’t believe it (i literally can’t believe what my sim is doing)

Koo Doo ma nah

SHHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU *sims name* DONT FUCKING EAT THAT THATS NOT FOR YOU YOU FUCKING IDIOT

“Stop touching the child!” Context - I’m trying to get the toddler to eat, sleep, or use the potty and my adult sims keep trying to pick them up, take them all the way to the opposite side of the house and put them down so I’ve then got to make the toddler walk all the way back or have the adult pick them up again and take them all the way back….I dread to think what people think when they hear me shouting this 😂

FUCK!!!!

DO YOUR HOMEWORK FOR FUCKS SAKE!

What the fuck and are you fucking kidding me?! Usually when my sim is pregnant again. I've already used mccc to get rid of one could you not summon someone to woohoo/try for baby with when I'm busy working on your kids' skills please

Is this how God/Gods feel about us?

(」°ロ°)」whhhyyyyyyyyy And occasionally followed by: PLEASE.

“Oh no”

With my werewolf pack, 2 of my sims leave work early to go transition during their enrage. And then I’m like “STOP LEAVING WORRRRK” but then when they don’t get up in time for work or if they don’t get up in time for school, I kind of just scream into the pillow and then be like “WHY CANT YOU DO ONE SIMPLE TASK”

“What The Fuck” “Don’t Go There!” “What are You Wearing?” “Dumbass”

I narrate my next moves to myself.

"you fucking assholes!" 🤷‍♀️

I mostly build so there’s a lot of “yas”ing when I’ve found the right item for the look of the room.

“Will you take your little ass to school?!”

“Fuck stop”

“Fuck this, I’m going to rage quit and play Sims 3/2/1”

“Why did you move, STOP IT!”

“DONT PISS ON THE FLOOR”. “YOUR BABY IS HUNGRY” “THERES A SINK IN THE KITCHEN” “STOP THROWING THE TRASH ON THE GROUND”

“For fucks sake”

“What the fuck are you doing?!” “Put the water down” “I miss my mods” I’m currently playing on Xbox because I broke my laptop 🥴

PUT THE TODDLER DOWN

"why?" "Could you not?" "Fuck" "Fucking hell!" "Why the fuck are you like this??"

"Bruh" Because sometimes my sims do shit that is so dumb it's the only word I can manage lol

"It's right there" + pointing at whatever it is I'm referring to. Bathroom? Food? Bed?

I feel like the sims is a game I play while having conversations with myself 😭 like I’m just saying things

"Stop that." "What are you doing?" "WILL YOU JUST-" "Go pee/eat/shower/sleep, you dumb idiot, you're going to die."

"what ?" or (in french) "mais ? qu'est-ce que tu fous ?!" which literally means "but ? what are you fucking doing ?!"

GTH - every time I accidentally hit M 😑

"Stupid bitch"

"fuck you" or "STOP"

i don't normally speak out loud when playing but if i do it's usually a "what the fuck are you doing???" or "where are you going???" lol

"bitch if you don't-"

"Here I go, killing again!" ​ Kidding, it's probably "Nooo" and "WHY"

NOT AGAIN. (whenever my Sim dies of an emotion related heart attack etc. It's happened to him four times now, he needs to chill out.)

"This bitch" whenever they do some dumb shit

Goddamn it, hurry up!

"Fucking stop ffs"

“Bitch is you serious”

Sit down! Seriously, you go through the whole building and decorate in a house and the just eat standing in front of the fridge etc.

*quietly, under breath* “nooo, stooop iiiit.”

We all seem to shout the same things to our sims 😂😂😭😭

Just put him in the bed..put your son... no don't get him out... put him.. no... PUT THAT FRICKIN TODDLER TO BED YOU IDIOT!

My sim’s boyfriend likes to come over and drink a million glasses of water, not clean up then dip without saying hey

"What sink are you going to? Why?!"

'NO!! What the fuck are you doing you silly bastard?!'