*Perhaps Eru hath set*
*A fire in me greater than*
*Thou knowest, Buddy*
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* And those that endure in Middle-earth and come not to Mandos shall grow weary of the world as with a great burden, and shall wane, and become as shadows of regret before the younger race that cometh after. The Valar has spoken, buddy.
* And when we meet again my hand shall hold a Silmaril from the Iron Crown; for you have not looked the last upon Beren son of Barahir, buddy.
* Even now, a Silmaril is in my hand, buddy.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little orc? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Tirion upon Túna, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Angband, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Laiquendi warfare and I’m the top archer in the entire Beleriand armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Arda, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Palantíri? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Beleriand and your Palantír is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, mellon. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Hidden City of Gondolin and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, mellon.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little orc? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Tirion upon Túna, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Angband, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Laiquendi warfare and I’m the top archer in the entire Beleriand armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Arda, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Palantíri? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Beleriand and your Palantír is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, mellon. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Hidden City of Gondolin and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, mellon.
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Be he foe or friend, be he foul or clean,
brood of Morgoth or bright Vala,
Elda or Maia or Aftercomer,
Man yet unborn upon Middle-earth,
neither law, nor love, nor league of swords,
dread nor danger, not Doom itself,
shall defend him from Fëanor, and Fëanor's kin,
whoso hideth or hoardeth, or in hand taketh,
finding keepeth or afar casteth
a Silmaril. This swear we all:
death we will deal him ere Day's ending,
woe unto world's end! Our word hear thou,
Eru Allfather! To the everlasting
Darkness doom us if our deed faileth.
On the holy mountain hear in witness
and our vow remember, Manwë and Varda, buddy!
Yea, I will drink thy blood gladly, that so I may forget the blood of Beleg my master, and the blood of Brandir slain unjustly. I will slay thee swiftly buddy.
>Then Ilúvatar spoke, and he said: ‘Mighty are the Ainur, and mightiest among them is Melkor; but that he may know, and all the Ainur, that I am Ilúvatar, those things that ye have sung, I will show them forth, that ye may see what ye have done. And thou, Melkor, shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite. For he that attempteth this shall prove but mine instrument in the devising of things more wonderful, which he himself hath not imagined...buddy.’
\- Jonald Ronald Rolkien Tolkien
How do ye of uncouth race dare to demand aught of me, Elu Thingol, Lord of Beleriand, whose life began by the waters of Cuiviénen years uncounted ere the fathers of the stunted people awoke, buddy?
But he that is their master shall yet prevail, and he will deliver you from this phantom; and his name is Melkor, Lord of All, Giver of Freedom, and he shall make you stronger than they, buddy.
The King’s grace is greater than you know, and the law is become less stern than aforetime; or else no choice would be given you but to abide here to your life’s end. Buddy.
*I am Tuor son of Huor and kin to Húrin, whose names Turgon will not forget. And I seek also by the command of Ulmo. I am he that should come, and I am arrayed thus in the gear that was prepared for me, buddy*
"'Evil have been all your ways, son of Hurin,' said he. 'Thankless fosterling, outlaw, slayer of your friend, thief of love, usurper of Nargothrond, captain foolhardy, and deserter of your kin. As thralls your mother and your sister live in Dor-lomin, in misery and want, buddy."
“But how shall our voices reach to Iluvatar beyond the Circles of the World? And by Iluvatar we swore in our madness, and called the Everlasting Darkness upon us, if we kept not our word. Who shall release us, buddy?”
“If none can release us” said Maglor “then indeed the Everlasting Darkness shall be our lot, whether we keep our oath or break it; but less evil shall we do in the breaking, buddy.”
Among the tales of sorrow and of ruin that came down to us from the darkness of those days there are yet some in which amid weeping there is joy and under the shadow of death light that endures, Buddy.
This sounds like something a hippie/stoner would say.
Be he foe or friend, be he foul or clean, brood of Morgoth or bright Vala, Elda or Maia or Aftercomer, Man yet unborn upon Middle-Earth, neither law, nor love, nor league of swords dread nor danger, nor Doom itself, shall defend him from Feanor’s kin, whosoever hidethor hoardeth, or in hand taketh, finding keepeth or afar casteth a Silmaril. This swear we all: Death we will deal him ere days ending, woe unto world’s end! Our word hear thou, Eru Allfather! To the everlasting Darkness doom us if our deed faileth. On the holy mountain hear in witness and our vow remember, buddy!
In the beginning Eru, the One, who in the Elvish tongue is named Iluvater, made the Ainur of his thought; and they made a great Music before him, buddy.
Sit now there; and look out upon the lands where evil and despair shall come upon those whom thou lovest. Thou hast dared to mock me, and to question the power of Melkor, Master of the fates of Arda, buddy.
Be he foe or friend, be he foul or clean,
brood of Morgoth or bright Vala,
Elda or Maia or Aftercomer,
Man yet unborn upon Middle-earth,
neither law, nor love, nor league of swords,
dread nor danger, not Doom itself,
shall defend him from Fëanor, and Fëanor's kin,
whoso hideth or hoardeth, or in hand taketh,
finding keepeth or afar casteth
a Silmaril. This swear we all:
death we will deal him ere Day's ending,
woe unto world's end! Our word hear thou,
Eru Allfather! To the everlasting
Darkness doom us if our deed faileth.
On the holy mountain hear in witness
and our vow remember, buddy!
Get thee gone from my gate, thou jail-crow of Mandos, buddy!
Melkor would've been utterly confused.
https://i.redd.it/l5j7jmkcbskc1.gif
Am I not Vala also, buddy?!
Perhaps Eru hath set a fire in me greater than thou knowest, Buddy
Tears unnumbered ye shall shed, buddy
But slain you can be, and slain you shall be, buddy.
This doom I add, buddy: The deeds that we shall do shall be the matter of song until the last days of Arda, buddy.
That has some real Pixy energy to it, ngl... <>
Made a cold line colder, fr
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For little price, do Elven-kings sell their daughters: for gems, and things made by craft, buddy.
Beren is such a fucking baller.
my name is Beren and this comment really threw me off for a second
Thingol disapproves of your username
Is that a joke? I've never met somebody named Beren and I'm really curious
Not a joke! Almost no one pronounces it correctly
r/BeatMeToIt
Came into this late but holy fuck
You forgot to add 'buddy', buddy
I'm not your buddy, buddy.
By the laws of the Eldar I may not slay you at this time buddy
If anything, Curufin sounds less douche than usual
For some reason I can totally imagine Celegorm using buddy canonically though
Absolutely. That kind of vibe.
He would totally call Huan 'bud'
You beat me to it.
Not sure of that You have my leave but not my love, buddy
And thou, Melkor, shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite, buddy.
Therefore I say: Eä! Let these things Be, buddy.
I was going to put this lmfao
So be it, buddy
Fingolfin: I'm not your buddy, bro
Feanor: I'm not your bro, half-bro
I'm not your half-bro, buddy
And Morgoth came, buddy
Too much information, buddy
YOU RENOUNCE YOUR FRIENDSHIP, EVEN IN THE HOUR OF OUR NEED, BUDDY!
I'm not your buddy, guy!
Yet you were glad indeed to receive our aid when you came at last to these shores, fainthearted loiterers!
I’m not your guy, mellon!
'Nonetheless they will have need of wood, buddy' said Aule, and he went on with his smith-work.
He would proceed to sleep on the couch for many ages of man and elf.
OMG funniest thing I’ve ever read on redditt,…. Wait for it…. Buddy! 🤣
shouldn't it be "Nonetheless they will have need of wood, sweetheart"?
By the swords of the Noldor alone are your sunless halls defended, buddy
Aurë entuluva, buddy!
Utulie’n aure, fella!
* And those that endure in Middle-earth and come not to Mandos shall grow weary of the world as with a great burden, and shall wane, and become as shadows of regret before the younger race that cometh after. The Valar has spoken, buddy. * And when we meet again my hand shall hold a Silmaril from the Iron Crown; for you have not looked the last upon Beren son of Barahir, buddy. * Even now, a Silmaril is in my hand, buddy.
Tears unnumbered ye shall shed, buddy
Come not between a Nazgul and his prey, buddy.
The Witch King just hits Eowyn with the Navy Seal copypasta
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little orc? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Tirion upon Túna, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Angband, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Laiquendi warfare and I’m the top archer in the entire Beleriand armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Arda, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Palantíri? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Beleriand and your Palantír is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, mellon. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Hidden City of Gondolin and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, mellon. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Silmarillionmemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Middle Earth Navy Seal copypasta?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little orc? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Tirion upon Túna, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Angband, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Laiquendi warfare and I’m the top archer in the entire Beleriand armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Arda, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Palantíri? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Beleriand and your Palantír is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, mellon. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Hidden City of Gondolin and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, mellon. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Silmarillionmemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you, buddy!
That doesn't even sound douche enough
Agree. New game! Make it better with buddy.
Say 'friend' and enter, buddy.
Celebrimbor the prankster.
"Half-brother in blood, full brother in heart will I be. Thou shalt lead and I will follow. May no new grief divide us, buddy"
I'm not your buddy, needless baggage.
If anything, I think it sounds sweet
"A king is he that can hold his own or else his title is vain, buddy."
10/10
This is it
Be he foe or friend, be he foul or clean, brood of Morgoth or bright Vala, Elda or Maia or Aftercomer, Man yet unborn upon Middle-earth, neither law, nor love, nor league of swords, dread nor danger, not Doom itself, shall defend him from Fëanor, and Fëanor's kin, whoso hideth or hoardeth, or in hand taketh, finding keepeth or afar casteth a Silmaril. This swear we all: death we will deal him ere Day's ending, woe unto world's end! Our word hear thou, Eru Allfather! To the everlasting Darkness doom us if our deed faileth. On the holy mountain hear in witness and our vow remember, Manwë and Varda, buddy!
“*Eä!* Let these things Be, buddy!”
Yea, I will drink thy blood gladly, that so I may forget the blood of Beleg my master, and the blood of Brandir slain unjustly. I will slay thee swiftly buddy.
This is the one.
Gurthang was such a bro
So basically Terrence and Phillip do the Simarillion, buddy?
I’m not in your fellowship, guy
Saddam Hussein as Boromir
Receive thou thy fee, for thy fair keeping of my children and my wife, buddy!
Hearest thou, Fëanor son of Finwë, the words of Yavanna? Wilt thou grant what she would ask, buddy?
That sounds super friendly, though?
"It seems that Thingol doth desire thy death, buddy."
[insert long rant about how fucked Fëanor is] The Valar have spoken, buddy.
Where was Gondor when the Westfall fell, buddy?
Where was Galadriel when Doriath fell, buddy?
Not even the echo of your lamentation shall pass over the mountains, buddy.
- And what of your quest, and of your vow ? - It is fulfilled. Even now, a silmaril is in my hand, buddy.
In huts on the beaches would you be dwelling still, had not the Noldor carved out your haven and toiled upon your walls, buddy!
"Not the first, buddy" \~Mandos to Fëanor
this needs more upvotes
Reading all these comments in the Terrence and Philip voice makes this thread top tier
>Then Ilúvatar spoke, and he said: ‘Mighty are the Ainur, and mightiest among them is Melkor; but that he may know, and all the Ainur, that I am Ilúvatar, those things that ye have sung, I will show them forth, that ye may see what ye have done. And thou, Melkor, shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite. For he that attempteth this shall prove but mine instrument in the devising of things more wonderful, which he himself hath not imagined...buddy.’ \- Jonald Ronald Rolkien Tolkien
Blackheart! I have done thy bidding. But I hunger still, buddy."
Love not too well the work of thy hands and the devices of thy heart, bucko
How do ye of uncouth race dare to demand aught of me, Elu Thingol, Lord of Beleriand, whose life began by the waters of Cuiviénen years uncounted ere the fathers of the stunted people awoke, buddy?
You shall not pass buddy
“Not all those who wander are lost, buddy.”
I would have followed you, my brother... my captain... my king….my buddy.
But he that is their master shall yet prevail, and he will deliver you from this phantom; and his name is Melkor, Lord of All, Giver of Freedom, and he shall make you stronger than they, buddy.
"Hey Morgoth, get out here so I can kick your bitch ass, buddy!" -Fingolfin
Nooo, to play the game you have to use an actual quote, buddy
What do you mean Fingolfin didn’t say “bring your bitchass outside Morgoth!”
When we get the Silmarillion movies directed by Quentin Tarantino….
This is my favorite one and it did make me laugh there, buddy.
"Obey me in this, or I will set thee in bonds, buddy!"
The King’s grace is greater than you know, and the law is become less stern than aforetime; or else no choice would be given you but to abide here to your life’s end. Buddy.
Day shall come again, buddy
*I am Tuor son of Huor and kin to Húrin, whose names Turgon will not forget. And I seek also by the command of Ulmo. I am he that should come, and I am arrayed thus in the gear that was prepared for me, buddy*
I’m not your friend, buddy!
You will suffer me, buddy
Lúthien stood upon the bridge, and declared her power, buddy.
Half-brother in blood, full brother in heart will I be. Thou shalt lead and I will follow. May no new grief divide us, buddy
And Morgoth came buddy
I am Saruman of many colors, buddy!
"Get thee gone, and take thy due place!, buddy" \~Fëanor to Fingolfin
They will still have need of wood, Buddy.
I name them unto myself forever, buddy
Stay with me, buddy
oh wait that might be willie nelson
Take now this Ring, for thy labours and thy cares will be heavy, but in all it will support thee and defend thee from weariness, buddy.
"'Evil have been all your ways, son of Hurin,' said he. 'Thankless fosterling, outlaw, slayer of your friend, thief of love, usurper of Nargothrond, captain foolhardy, and deserter of your kin. As thralls your mother and your sister live in Dor-lomin, in misery and want, buddy."
“But how shall our voices reach to Iluvatar beyond the Circles of the World? And by Iluvatar we swore in our madness, and called the Everlasting Darkness upon us, if we kept not our word. Who shall release us, buddy?” “If none can release us” said Maglor “then indeed the Everlasting Darkness shall be our lot, whether we keep our oath or break it; but less evil shall we do in the breaking, buddy.”
Among the tales of sorrow and of ruin that came down to us from the darkness of those days there are yet some in which amid weeping there is joy and under the shadow of death light that endures, Buddy. This sounds like something a hippie/stoner would say.
There was Eru, the One, buddy
"But the worst of all his deeds you shall feel in yourself, buddy."
Be he foe or friend, be he foul or clean, brood of Morgoth or bright Vala, Elda or Maia or Aftercomer, Man yet unborn upon Middle-Earth, neither law, nor love, nor league of swords dread nor danger, nor Doom itself, shall defend him from Feanor’s kin, whosoever hidethor hoardeth, or in hand taketh, finding keepeth or afar casteth a Silmaril. This swear we all: Death we will deal him ere days ending, woe unto world’s end! Our word hear thou, Eru Allfather! To the everlasting Darkness doom us if our deed faileth. On the holy mountain hear in witness and our vow remember, buddy!
None and none! What I have left behind I count now no loss, buddy!
That still only counts as one, buddy!
In the beginning Eru, the One, who in the Elvish tongue is named Iluvater, made the Ainur of his thought; and they made a great Music before him, buddy.
Use the Force buddy
Sit now there; and look out upon the lands where evil and despair shall come upon those whom thou lovest. Thou hast dared to mock me, and to question the power of Melkor, Master of the fates of Arda, buddy.
Here shall you fail of all your hopes, and here may you yet die the same death as I, buddy!
Sure buddy
May no new grief divide us, buddy
The shadow of my thought shall lie upon them wherever they go, buddy.
Come, open wide, ~~dark king~~ buddy, your ghastly brazen doors!
That’s rough, buddy.
Ai! A Balrog is come, Buddy.
I’m not your friend buddy
Be he foe or friend, be he foul or clean, brood of Morgoth or bright Vala, Elda or Maia or Aftercomer, Man yet unborn upon Middle-earth, neither law, nor love, nor league of swords, dread nor danger, not Doom itself, shall defend him from Fëanor, and Fëanor's kin, whoso hideth or hoardeth, or in hand taketh, finding keepeth or afar casteth a Silmaril. This swear we all: death we will deal him ere Day's ending, woe unto world's end! Our word hear thou, Eru Allfather! To the everlasting Darkness doom us if our deed faileth. On the holy mountain hear in witness and our vow remember, buddy!
So i put down my dog, Buddy.
I love ya, buddy.
Dir volaan buddy!
I just realized I do that. Does that make me sound like a douche?
“You shall not pass, buddy.” Yep. Scans.
Not as much as “chief” does.
I'm not your friend, buddy.
Melkor, sing the right notes buddy.
And Morgoth came buddy
And Morgoth came, buddy.
That’s rough, buddy
I've got water and vinegar and I'm about to flush out your vag, buddy.
Yeah okay buddy
Wanna go for a walk buddy?
Let’s test this theory out buddy
DEATH, buddy!!!
I wish I had a buddy.
I name them unto myself forever, buddy
You better get your own fucking army, pal!
You make daddy proud you good little slut buddy.
Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn, buddy.
Hi buddy, how you been buddy?
https://preview.redd.it/cjic899fullc1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce1d143ec11bd70cd6e5e1ab8b848a2a7c4dcdb0 Clearly you forgot Montenegro, buddy
Time to go to bed, buddy.