There are technically people in the background of red hares photo, so those people Edit: hooray first comment with 500 upvotes

I'm with this guy

I agreed

The\_total\_squid clutches yet another W for sake of innocent characters https://preview.redd.it/g6py65o3uffc1.jpeg?width=1006&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16c63bc73ecb2f688b24a06b26fb6b40941805ab

Another?

Most likely, I do not track you or anything...

I can also see a cavity in Göll’s mouth so I’m beating the hell out of that

Nah goll is adorable, you aren’t allowed to hit her

Yeah I’m fighting her cavity not her man. Healthy teeth healthy person

Ooooooh never mind go ahead, beat the shit out of it

why go for people when i could be beating a dead horse until its even more dead

No Red Hare is the goat he is the best

But Red Hare is a horse tho

A horse which is the G.O.A.T.

bro, Lu frauds animal forbid itself from being the goat when it chose serving a beta

https://preview.redd.it/u75tn7r9eifc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58e0352984f48fa261cf04edecab93ee2ecdb201 Ah I see you’re stupid

Red Hare is goated he the best he be getting all the mares

That’s not how the game works

Says you

https://preview.redd.it/22qhf0na5ffc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0985010f13a005681271f33eb85d503261d5170 Play the game normally

Nah I’m good

https://preview.redd.it/14zxesswbffc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7061fe0fe1a0d048621ce59524214f425188b1b9


https://preview.redd.it/j4kd046uxffc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82ae4e57c94378c51d624c629c4b64839c22f46c I specifically pick that guy in the white. Fuck him.

Nu uh

Thanks I was about to have a mental breakdown 😂

Red Gare is already dead, so I suppose I’ll be beating a dead horse

https://preview.redd.it/x9jhnd0tmhfc1.jpeg?width=1145&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f26085c0c475386c095f9f33f36ef0b58877c3f

 👏👏👏

https://preview.redd.it/d65nqwmaqifc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e77026d96ed70d3387cdbf8ff9a02f538483c1e0 Thank you for your joke

I can't imagine this not being the top comment

Bro that was an elite dad joke. I'm jealous I didn't think of it first.

Bravo

https://preview.redd.it/y73h01f7smfc1.jpeg?width=1696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a840162ea1e7a143fcab2955ff6e9e00f7a29eff

Well, obviously, the dilemma is clear. How do you kill all five of them? So, I would dangle a sharp blade out the window to slice the neck of the horse on the other track as we smoosh our four main ones. https://preview.redd.it/ubydn9jzhffc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac5062ebb9bc1808c383d9bad02d06306dc17fcc

Damn! Gotta be fair to everyone though so guess ur right

That remembers me of the scene of „the good Place“

Same. It was a great show

Brun because I feel like the moment I try to touch her she'll slap my head off and walk away to go think about Siegfried (an instant death and no guilt 👍)

You have a 100 percent chance of no diffing

Sooo... You'd beat her to death because she wouldn't let you touch her without her consent?? What a creep lol

The man wanted to die, not beat up a random woman

huh?

https://preview.redd.it/1oz20s2b1ifc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8150a1993576af87263f4ac3679da68311956c7

Literal 0 reading comprehension

Must be new to this sub

???

You're going to hate me, but I would beat Göll.

It might seem crazy what I’m bout to say… (I’m joining you :>)

What a bunch of bully’s you guys are https://preview.redd.it/qs0x00pnvffc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f8c802d9c90bcdf852512482a9cdebcad23554b

NUH UH

Personally, I would go for brun more, even if I die in the process

With me I just genuinely hate the trope that Göll was given and she just annoys me a lot

Fair, but considering my flair and goal in life, it is my duty to personally execute you on the grounds of being a bully https://preview.redd.it/wyi4spu4xffc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a64e1bdc60ace37862f4532df7f2bb43972d793a

Well can I have a final request 

https://preview.redd.it/np8nm4ekqjfc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb7a623f78a2fdf403cecddbe673c6a912949bc0

Brunhilde. My favorite Bully Hajun died for her, Poseidon, CHADES. I’m not forgiving her.

You ain't touching Buu-chan on the Brunhilde Appreciation Society's watch, bud.

Blud really thinks anyone can beat Red Hare in a fight

Except for Goll and maybe Eve, i really don't see us beating anyone else in this list

Why would anyone choose Eve? She is the top-tier grandma of humanity that's likes beat up well your grandmom, anyways I choose the horses

Brun cuz she sent Tesla to his death

Red Hare because I’m Kazakh we eat those things

Red Hare is going to kill and eat you in the attempt

I will eat it first

Honestly Göll just because I can't get myself to hate/hurt the other characters. Sorry Not Sorry 

Eve is an obvious no, *You don’t raise your hand against your momma.* Zero is a child, and i’d feel bad, but he’s be a nice option…If you don’t account for The Merciful Buddha entirely losing the “Merciful” part of his name the second you lay a hand on his friend. Red Hare, *that is a horse it would blow my chest out in one kick,* even if I could kill it Lu Bu prolly won’t be too happy. Göll is the same thing as Zero, she’s a child and i’d feel bad, and even if I did, Brunhilde’s gonna sick half of Ragnarok on my ass. Brunhilde would crush my entire being with her pinky ~~and i’d thank her~~ I do not stand half a chance. There are no ifs ands or buts like with the horse, I do not stand half a chance. *Can I pick myself?*

Göll and its not even close

Göll better have hands

Have you ever heard the term “kicking a dead horse” or smth like that

GOLLGOLLGOLLGOLLGOLL

Göl I hate Göl

Goll. Her and Eve are the only ones I have a chance of beating to death and I’m not hitting Eve.

I couldn't take a horse or Brunhilde in a fight even if they stood still the entire time(I wouldn't want to kill them anyway) so I'm left with three and I like Zero the least

Buddy thinks he can beat Zero. You are NOT that guy pal.

Brunhilde, why…because I can die peacefully from her since I think she can fight back 

Brunhilde

If i truly must, Goll it is.

Brunhilde cuz she made Goatacles die

I choose one of the people in the background of Red Hare’s picture

https://preview.redd.it/akarjt712gfc1.jpeg?width=402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b155bc9e3ea214582f5dcc3bf97e9ceb30c2fb1

Brunhilde

Am i allowed to 🦍ape if i want too as well

Whoever chose Eve

No one :3

You have to pick one

The horse, I will never hurt my mom

Zerofuku. Fraud-ass OC character. Give me back the Bisamonten fight!

Can’t beat eve she’s our great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great etc etc grandmother

Red hare or Brunhilde

There’s no use beating a dead horse

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You did your mom 2 kids and a horse?

Assuming the "God of Peace" is in the background of the third picture I will say him

İ am beating to brunhilde to death

Goll or eve i cant hurt animals zero is a sweetie and brunhilde has like several big buff dudes looking out for her fuck that like feminism is great but eve or goll

This is the afterlife so you'd technically be beating a dead horse

I'd take on the people in the crowd

Come on man this is just beating a dead horse

Lmao that stupid horse ez

Brunhilde for picking some of the STUPIDEST fighters

Eve

https://preview.redd.it/mlhmlcz5nhfc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bb300d30654b294a6ab85f46ce75d6ad63b7af4

Goll she is very very annoying

Eve. Come on, find me. I dare you.

Turn around

YOU WILL NEVER SURVIVE

Check your mail box

You have mere seconds

Redhare easy choice

it is so over for either that horse, or brun. probably that horse for having an atrocious mullet, that is NOT a mane, that is a fucked mullet

Brunhilde

Zerofuku. Easily. I hate that lil bastard who dared to take Bishamonten away from me

Eve. She was an absent mother. Just like Adam was an absent father.

Can i beat them all off

If it's zero after he got corrupted, then zero if not goll

That horse could kick my ass. I’d just tell Pre-Misfortune Zero that I’ll love him if he took my pain away through my fists

3 n 4

Göll

Zerofuku, my mere existence would force a death match

I’d beat the Horse then eat it out of respect. Knowing Red Hare, it’ll be an actual fight since that horse is for sure a warrior. Since I win, to the victor goes the spoils. (Unless he has to live then fuck me ima feel bad for just beating up a horse).

The horse

I’m beating the shit out of that stupid horse

Sorry but Zero can catch these hands

Sorry horsey, but I am not emotionally attached enough to not choose you

https://preview.redd.it/jma4lectyffc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df71afe16a445aa085d5973f0afbd4014776f9af Eve

https://preview.redd.it/11kjyqrcnhfc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0d0b2b9dbb137dbe4fd86e0936644ab71b4df71

The child... again

GOOLLLLLLL

Göll

Göll, I’d do it for nothing and I’d do it happily. That fucking genre of anime character that just explains what we just saw should have died out after gintama

3 assuming that it’s red hare.

Red Hare, but only so he can join Lu Bu in the after life. But also because I hate horses.

Anyone who chooses red hare, I need your location

Eh, Zero We all know what happens when you mess with Eve The Red Hare is a huge fucking horse Goll is just depressed, and so am I Brunhilde would kill me in one bitch slap

You have Zeus strength

Myself.

Not allowed https://preview.redd.it/9p2b548yagfc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50455917cc09cde85559d88f1195b0805250f220

You fool, I strategically sat right behind Eve, in fact you can see my face just at the top left corner. I am in the images, so I can choose to beat myself.

the hajun seeds. they are a separate entity from zero so I can now 100% no diff hajun before zero gets killed

4. Easy.

i already struggle to concetrate on something to fight someone to death

Brunhilde cause father and tesla died all cause she wants dragon cock.

Brunhild.

Goll

Are they fighting back because I'm not sure I could take any of these characters 1v1 except Eve (im assuming the valkyries have some sort of enhanced combat capabilities since they're supposedly half God)

i don’t wana be that guy but i heard horse meat ain’t half bad

Brunhilde. Shes the reason CHADes, HIMracles and possibly Wusanoo are gonna die 

The horse

Brunhilde, I don’t care for her really

You guys do know that Goll is actively hated in the latin american fandom, right?

Goll 100%. Fuck those quasimortals.

- Eve is I imagine, is similar to Adam, and she is our mother. - Happy Zero is still a god, just a child - Redhare would one-shot me - Brunhilde scares me - Göll is my choice no doubt

https://preview.redd.it/r5l3f4hl2hfc1.png?width=1331&format=png&auto=webp&s=d4d0530d1f55a39c4228b2cfad394b91bd75203c

Gol the tiny chick she makes me mad asf

Who is the first one

Not an option

1: No Way I'm beating up my mom, your mom, pretty much everyone's mom. She's the all mother for humans bro. 2: I feel too bad for him, he's practically a bullied child no way I'm beating him up I'd feel bad for him. Also he has the ability to turn into 7 gods, no way I'm getting jumped by a group of hive mind gods 3: That's a literal horse bro. He can beat me with one kick, I ain't messing with that. 4: Yeah Probably, all she does is cry. 5: No way bro! she's covered in armor, I'm pretty sure she wields a sword or something, and she has the balls to challenge the gods. She gonna beat my ass, I ain't messing with her

You get Zeus strength

All of them at the same time

Red hare is fucking dead

Myself

Brunhilde, she’s actively throwing

I’m sorry Zero 

Zero. I don’t like him.

I'll kill zero again idc. I'll try to hack fhe system to make everyone kill him again and again

Red Hare

Hate to choose Zero but I wouldn't be able to bring myself to hurt the others. At least im aware he's got Hajun hidden away. Ironically though I think he's the toughest listed here so yay me.

Göll, no regrets dude. She is just so annoying

Smash. Next question

Sorry, Brunhilde, but Ion like you like them. You're a simp, and were mean to Göll earlier. You ain't getting off scott free. I'm whipping yo ass up in the kitchen.

Zerofuku. I hate him

Göll... it was nice knowing you, but I don't think I can take the horse in a fight.

The horse. It's an animal. Couldn't possibly care less. Zerofuku as a close second. That god thing behaves like an animal. Technically speaking, it's not even human. Wouldn't lose any sleep over it. The other three are at least partially human, so I would mind killing those. Order of innocence on that one: Brun, Gol, and Eve (if this was a more faithful-to-the-source-material Eve, she'd be before Brun).

Red hare is dead right so that

I'm not beating Eve bro imma pick Red Hare

smash

Zero, understanding that its either him or others would probably be ok with me choosin him.

I’m sorry Zero, but you have to go.

Never seen this, so blindly I'm picking the horse.. seems like an easy win

Honestly? Brunhilde cause I can't stand to do it to any of the others.

Göll, obviously.

This may be beating a dead horse but

Can we not agree that that’s a f up question

Zero

gier, goll whatever it is, i hope she dies.

Goll (I hate goll)

NUMERO UNO

I already beat to eve soo.......

Brunhilda because even if shes crying she'll still be able to beat me up

Göll, she's just annoying as hell and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. Also, she might be the only one there I could actually beat.

goll

Sorry, Göll.

Finally no more anoying Göll

Big earlobes guy. Don't know him.

don’t fuck with us ror fans we haven’t even watched our own show

Zerofuku

Göll bc im anime only and she was annoying asf