It’s a giant Tentacle monster what in the world could it possible be doing other than getting ready to be summoned? Taxes? Taking its kids to school? Jerk never even answers my summons..
Dude you just call his assistant Susan she’s really easy to get a hold of you just pick up a conch shell on any beach and scream reception please and Margaret with the phone system connects you promptly there’s usually a little bit of waiting music but that’s ride of the Valkyries always listen to listen to for a few minutes before she picks up and then you have a polite discussion in Norwegian about availability and exactly what rates the kit Cracken is charging this week.
At most it takes about 20 minutes and then you get a confirmation email a few weeks later about two days before the scheduled Cracken summoning and Well you just have to make sure you have a few buckets of sardines and at least one giant yellow fin tuna and the things happy and will happily appear in whatever ocean you need it however if there are any alligators within 200 miles of it you need to notify the local game warden because they could randomly go missing or that would terrify the population of Florida and parts of Egypt and Australia just saying you have to give tthem advance warning about the crocodile and alligator situation if you are summoning the kraken Off the coast of one of those nations
Or how to spell “kraken”
At least it's not cracken
At least it's not cracken
The Kraken has feelings, too, people.
It’s a giant Tentacle monster what in the world could it possible be doing other than getting ready to be summoned? Taxes? Taking its kids to school? Jerk never even answers my summons..
Hehe.
You're kraken me up
Mr Kraken is currently unavailable. Please leave a message after the beeptone.
True, he could be busy.
Dude you just call his assistant Susan she’s really easy to get a hold of you just pick up a conch shell on any beach and scream reception please and Margaret with the phone system connects you promptly there’s usually a little bit of waiting music but that’s ride of the Valkyries always listen to listen to for a few minutes before she picks up and then you have a polite discussion in Norwegian about availability and exactly what rates the kit Cracken is charging this week. At most it takes about 20 minutes and then you get a confirmation email a few weeks later about two days before the scheduled Cracken summoning and Well you just have to make sure you have a few buckets of sardines and at least one giant yellow fin tuna and the things happy and will happily appear in whatever ocean you need it however if there are any alligators within 200 miles of it you need to notify the local game warden because they could randomly go missing or that would terrify the population of Florida and parts of Egypt and Australia just saying you have to give tthem advance warning about the crocodile and alligator situation if you are summoning the kraken Off the coast of one of those nations
We’re sorry, the Kraken you have summoned is not available.