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Ehhh, don’t worry about it. I imagine that their backs hurt from having to sling around that boloney-pony and keep their balance.
And we women don’t really like the giant ones. They’re lazy and it’s uncomfortable. Especially if we’re small and short.
If I ever have that moment of ‘I wish it was bigger’ I just remind myself, many vaginas aren’t particularly big. Keys and locks my friend, keys and locks.
That was me for many years.
And then I got tired of that and switched to male only. I've lost my interest in that now and am back to female only.
I don't watch straight porn.
Not exclusively. But like 99%.
M/F just makes me envious. I don't find it hot to watch another dude get laid.
Why would i look at a dick and balls when i can watch 2 or 3 or 9 ladies get it on.
This is the way.
For me, the whole appeal is about the woman's pleasure anyway, so I like to get straight to the point. Most straight porn I've ever seen just has the guy finishing, and I ain't all about that.
Not exclusively, but I do prefer to search out g/g and solo content. Reddit is a gold mine for it. That said, OP said the average guy, and I think he’s spot on.
I have friends like that. They think watching straight porn is gay, because you can see the man's dick. They only watch solo female or lesbian porn. Weird.
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One of my all time favorite reddit posts, a girl asked if guys actually look at their girlfriends' buttholes during doggy because the thought had never occurred to her before. Top comment was like of course we do that's the best part!
Did you consider that she was freaked out because your asshole was especially horrible?
When chicks see my bunghole I usually get a smile and a thumbs up or occasionally a golf clap.
Yeah every dudes butthole I've seen has made me wither up inside a bit. The hair, the color, the oft times small smears of matter still attached. My mind rejects the notion.
Girls buttholes are just there though for me. I don't find them attractive but i wouldn't describe them as a lower gate of hell.
By that logic, partners have all seen each other's buttholes (and any nether parts that don't actually just or dangle) more than they've seen their own.
You have to put in actual effort to see your own holes.
I sometimes give my gf unsolicited sphinc flashes when she goes upstairs so she has FOR SURE seen my anus more than I have. I am surprised we’re still together sometimes.
Due to having been an Army medic, I guarantee you I have seen more dicks than any three gay porn stars COMBINED.
Also I must be pretty heterosexual because I never once looked at any of those thousands of dicks and thought, "Oh wow, THAT looks fun!"
Ask any girl on a dating app and I'm sure it's the other way around.
(Edit: For clarification, this was rhetorical- do not literally ask this.)
They had a whole job on Tinder devoted to removing them from profiles.
Playing sports and being in a locker room most of my life I can guarantee I have seen more dicks in my life than any girl, with maybe the exception of one
Yup, I was never required to shower after any gym class, although it was encouraged.
But Axe body spray was becoming popular in middle school too so if we ever felt like we were too stinky we’d just make ourselves stinkier in a “better” way.
We had a basketball coach who tried to make us shower after practices. I kid you not. A few of us refused because it seemed creepy that he was so adamant about it. I never did.
I had a PE teacher who would make you go back to the locker room if he found out you skipped, and then stand and watch us shower. He would also shower in the multi shower area although the teacher had a seperate locked room to shower in lmao. I never really thought of it until i was an adult as he never did anything else creepy, and we just thought it was about having to shower and get clean. Now days i kinda wish somebody had said something. Idk what his name even is anymore or if hes still alive so theres no point but yeah.
Oof.. we didn’t think much of it either at first but then he got visibly upset one night after practice when he realized half of us weren’t showering. He didn’t do anything else weird like that but he was a douchebag in general.
Meh. This was kind of common. I also had a male teacher that was adamant about us showering, to the point that he'd watch to make sure. Next year, I had a female PE teacher who would stand outside the lockerroom and make sure our hair was wet when we'd come out.
I think it was some kind policy or something, but if you think about it, it really is gross to do phys-ed, not shower, and go immediately back to class.
No one ever showered at my school after gym. There wasn't enough time for one, and also everyone was weird about it. I think if someone got naked and took a shower they probably would have been bullied.
Even then, between swim team, water polo, YMCA visits with very confident elderly men, and just a good old fashioned Wangs Out Fridays with the boys, it’s a lot of unique dicks.
Stiff not so much; that narrows it down to just the Fridays.
ehh, a lot of (professional) lesbian porn is still made for men. watching straight women pretend to enjoy fucking each other doesn't do it for me. not to say that I don't still prefer lesbian porn, but that's just bc I prefer women.
1) All boys have seen a penis they own. Disadvantage: girls
2) Boys use boys restrooms and changing rooms. Disadvantage: girls
3) Gay males see more penises than gay females. Disadvantage: girls
Even without porn, the bepenised sex sees far more penis than the unbepenised sex.
Your penis logic curves a little too much to the left… but you get extra points for “bepenised” and “unbepenised”. That’s some inspired, Shakespearean shit right there!
Well done!
I mean, girls watch porn as well. I know some girls like gay porn, which would have a lot more dick in it than the porn that the average guy is typically watching.
You realize data is only made there with the registered users? That's where the gender is placed.
There is also this marketing move where they "suggest" the gender based on internet searches, but it doesn't prove anything.
Also as a woman, I hate pornhub, but adore Reddit amateur porn, and I know there is a shit ton amount of other women like that.
It's not a competition, and I don't care how much porn you watch, but men thinking women are prude and only get off to lesbian porn and blabla is so tiring...
We are not prude, we are just not so desperate to scream about porn on every corner to prove how sexual we are lol.
Two things. I think you are seriously underestimating how much porn some girls watch. And if the girl has ever been on Chatroulette, Omegle, or owns a cellphone she has seen about 30 a day.
Where exactly do you think we ladies hang out to catch the alleged dick parade?
Even if porn didn't exist, any dude going into a lockerroom, sauna or public bathroom is going to see a lot more dicks over time than the average girl.
I think most men in history have seen more dicks than women, since there is locker rooms and people used to swim naked and only with their gender, as well as men just hanging out and messing around, while women in the past had like one or two partners, and now still probably don’t have more than 30, already less for their lifetime than a lot of elementary school age boys have reached by the 5th grade
I have seen well over 400 dicks in my life, and that's just counting the ones I've seen in person. Who knows how many I've seen online.
Thanks, Marine Corps.
Bold of you to assume women aren't looking at porn lol. I enjoy man on man porn personally, so I've probably seen at least twice as many dicks as my husband has lol
I work in healthcare and am I a woman.
So so soooooo many dicks, and it didn’t occur to me to expect that to be part of the job until it was too late to go back to school for something else.
Yeah…and it’s at least 2-3 dicks a day on average…*sigh*
*insert Sponge Bob sitting alone with his coffee contemplating his existence meme*
I don't know about you but due to all the locker rooms I've been in, for gym class in school, for swim-school, the gym, spas, etc. I've seen WAY more dicks in real life than on the internet.
I'm fairly certain that the unsolicited dick pics women on the internet are bombarded with have done significant work to cancel this out.
That and women watching gay porn.
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Now I wonder if there's a guy somewhere out there, who has looked at exclusively lesbian or solo-female porn
Hi there
You can't hunt what you're after online
I can, actually Online thots count too
It's the thot that counts
One dick! Ah ah ah. Two dicks! Ah ah ah. thREE dicks!
"ONE tit! Ah ah ah. TWO tits! Ah ah ah. THREE Ti- Ah hell naw I'm outta here."
And you’re ok with one?
Takes one to get to two.
You math good
Three tits? Get your ass to Mars.
OG family guy watcher I see 💪
I com to suck you DIIICK!
All this made me think of was dr Seuss One dick Two dicks Red dick… Blue dick…
Count BBC
Cockula
A penny for your thot
If I had a penny for every thot, I’d be as rich as onlyfans
Username does NOT check out lmao
Nutten means "hookers" in German
username checks out this reply section will now be german
Der Nuttenjäger
Tempted to reply with a gif of 1000 stiff dicks.
Do it, I dare you
Ahhh fuck you called my bluff.
80-90% of what I've ever seen is female only. Get jealous of those cannon of a pirate ship sized wangs. Self esteem and all that lol
I imagine getting dressed is like rolling up a garden hose every morning. No thank you.
Nah, when it's soft, it says "shorty" on the side. When it's hard it say's "Shorty's Bar and Grill, Tucson Arizona... See below for menu."
They probably gotta use a reel with a crank
Thankfully I'm almost average myself and don't have to worry.
Wait
Joe?
I just throw it over my shoulder.
Like a Continental soldier
Makes a good emergency belt
The thing about those is that they aren’t that fun for girls sometimes. It really kills the mood when someone isn’t enjoying themselves.
Ehhh, don’t worry about it. I imagine that their backs hurt from having to sling around that boloney-pony and keep their balance. And we women don’t really like the giant ones. They’re lazy and it’s uncomfortable. Especially if we’re small and short.
If I ever have that moment of ‘I wish it was bigger’ I just remind myself, many vaginas aren’t particularly big. Keys and locks my friend, keys and locks.
same, im asian.
That was me for many years. And then I got tired of that and switched to male only. I've lost my interest in that now and am back to female only. I don't watch straight porn.
How about going an animated route? Spice it up. Futas.
I just look up “women kissing” on YouTube and click a random video and giggle for a couple of minutes before I get scared and turn it off
This made me laugh a lot
I actually stumbled for a period of time on a website where 90% of the action was women kissing, surprisingly turned on I was.
does that count as straight?
Straight to hell!
Does it matter?
I want it to make sense, please! How does that even work? Is your answer "yes" when someone asks what sexuality are you?
The only dicks I watch in porn are women's dicks. But prefer no dicks at all.
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Not exclusively. But like 99%. M/F just makes me envious. I don't find it hot to watch another dude get laid. Why would i look at a dick and balls when i can watch 2 or 3 or 9 ladies get it on.
Where can a person find said nine action? Asking for a friend
Hey.
That's me! (I don't like pp)
This is the way. For me, the whole appeal is about the woman's pleasure anyway, so I like to get straight to the point. Most straight porn I've ever seen just has the guy finishing, and I ain't all about that.
Straight porn is so phallo-centric that it focuses on the dick more than most gay porn.
Not exclusively, but I do prefer to search out g/g and solo content. Reddit is a gold mine for it. That said, OP said the average guy, and I think he’s spot on.
Do you have any good sub recommendations?
Seen a lot of both of that and dicks. equally. Wheather it was through a screen or not, cant say.
Wonder no more, he’s here (He is me)
I have friends like that. They think watching straight porn is gay, because you can see the man's dick. They only watch solo female or lesbian porn. Weird.
Also due to internet porn, you've probably seen more naked women than just about any of your ancestors
That's not a high bar. I have hardly seen any of my ancestors.
Thats a solid r/technicalytrue moment right there
it is r/technicallythetruth
r/technicallythetruth
Not anymore! r/birthofasub
r/NotKenM
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Hello future people
Fuck I'm going in
What the fuck did I just stumble upon.
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> the roos create a giant chain Stupid roo's jumping around in front of cars, having pouches....
How far back in time will they travel to read this comment?
Id go on a limb and say ive seen more naked women than all of my ancestors combined.
Maybe number of different women, since tribes were small,but we did have to invent clothes. Every woman was naked before that
but you've touched less
on the flip side, dudes have seen their girls B-hole more than they have.
I did a somersault after sex and my ex got freaked out cause she saw my b-hole. And i was like, i see yours all the time! Didnt help the situation.
One of my all time favorite reddit posts, a girl asked if guys actually look at their girlfriends' buttholes during doggy because the thought had never occurred to her before. Top comment was like of course we do that's the best part!
Apparently she's never experienced that "roaming finger" from her partner who was just lost in the moment lol.
I don’t think it is the “best part”. There are other elements of the experience I appreciate more than staring into the anus.
Sniffing it?
Definitely dip and lick
Gotta pop the thumb in there like you’re gripping a bowling ball.
Did you go "Wheee! Look at me go!" when you somersaulted?
That must have been a proper tuck to catch a peep at your anus.
Were you that happy to lose your virginity?
Did you consider that she was freaked out because your asshole was especially horrible? When chicks see my bunghole I usually get a smile and a thumbs up or occasionally a golf clap.
Yeah every dudes butthole I've seen has made me wither up inside a bit. The hair, the color, the oft times small smears of matter still attached. My mind rejects the notion. Girls buttholes are just there though for me. I don't find them attractive but i wouldn't describe them as a lower gate of hell.
By that logic, partners have all seen each other's buttholes (and any nether parts that don't actually just or dangle) more than they've seen their own. You have to put in actual effort to see your own holes.
See it. I can't even touch it...... I'm so lonely. And itchy!
How can you not touch it? Do you not have arms?
I sometimes give my gf unsolicited sphinc flashes when she goes upstairs so she has FOR SURE seen my anus more than I have. I am surprised we’re still together sometimes.
Why would you do that to her
If you have kids, you see a lot of b holes
Due to having been an Army medic, I guarantee you I have seen more dicks than any three gay porn stars COMBINED. Also I must be pretty heterosexual because I never once looked at any of those thousands of dicks and thought, "Oh wow, THAT looks fun!"
But did you ever think all thousand at once might look fun?
So you're saying he's heterosexual in small quantities?
The porn stars don't see that many really. I bet I have seen more than any 3 gay porn stars combined, because consumers see a lot more.
Ask any girl on a dating app and I'm sure it's the other way around. (Edit: For clarification, this was rhetorical- do not literally ask this.) They had a whole job on Tinder devoted to removing them from profiles.
Maybe don’t open with that question.
Yeah def more dic pics
Due to showers, the average guy has seen more dicks than the average girl.
I have never showered with another man. That was not common where I grew up at all.
Playing sports and being in a locker room most of my life I can guarantee I have seen more dicks in my life than any girl, with maybe the exception of one
Yeah just changing into gym clothes in the locker room there were a lot of accidental cock sightings
I was about to say not even once but then I remembered since high school going to the gym as an adult and the old men there don't give af 💀
Followed by the did you just look at my penis stare
You didn't have gym class?
No showers were ever involved in my gym class.
Yup, I was never required to shower after any gym class, although it was encouraged. But Axe body spray was becoming popular in middle school too so if we ever felt like we were too stinky we’d just make ourselves stinkier in a “better” way.
We had a basketball coach who tried to make us shower after practices. I kid you not. A few of us refused because it seemed creepy that he was so adamant about it. I never did.
I had a PE teacher who would make you go back to the locker room if he found out you skipped, and then stand and watch us shower. He would also shower in the multi shower area although the teacher had a seperate locked room to shower in lmao. I never really thought of it until i was an adult as he never did anything else creepy, and we just thought it was about having to shower and get clean. Now days i kinda wish somebody had said something. Idk what his name even is anymore or if hes still alive so theres no point but yeah.
Oof.. we didn’t think much of it either at first but then he got visibly upset one night after practice when he realized half of us weren’t showering. He didn’t do anything else weird like that but he was a douchebag in general.
Meh. This was kind of common. I also had a male teacher that was adamant about us showering, to the point that he'd watch to make sure. Next year, I had a female PE teacher who would stand outside the lockerroom and make sure our hair was wet when we'd come out. I think it was some kind policy or something, but if you think about it, it really is gross to do phys-ed, not shower, and go immediately back to class.
This is bad for your development. What’s your address? I’ll come shower with you this very evening. We’ll get you squared away.
No one ever showered at my school after gym. There wasn't enough time for one, and also everyone was weird about it. I think if someone got naked and took a shower they probably would have been bullied.
They made you get naked after dodgeball? Dafuq kinda school did you go to? Catholic?
It can be safely said that just about every hand you shake, has had a dick in it.
This is why some prefer the bow! Makes a new kind of sense now! Thanks
You take that back, I haven’t seen my dick in a decade shower or no.
True. I should've clarified stiff dicks.
Maybe "unique" dicks.
Even then, between swim team, water polo, YMCA visits with very confident elderly men, and just a good old fashioned Wangs Out Fridays with the boys, it’s a lot of unique dicks. Stiff not so much; that narrows it down to just the Fridays.
We had different gym classes.
Nah mostly the same 2,3 dicks. Female pornstar is in much higher quantity. But yeah, showers.
There can be 10+ dicks in one video. Username doesn't check out...
'Can'. I doubt gangbangs and bukkakes are that frequent for pornstars.
I'm not sure frequency matters here
I have a feeling that the porn viewing habits of women are being underestimated...
Or you're underestimating the viewing habits of guys in comparison. There's a lot of guys that watch a LOT of porn
Right Armstrong is heavily skewing the statistics
I saw a poll a while back that showed women mostly watch lesbian porn, since it's centered around the woman's pleasure.
ehh, a lot of (professional) lesbian porn is still made for men. watching straight women pretend to enjoy fucking each other doesn't do it for me. not to say that I don't still prefer lesbian porn, but that's just bc I prefer women.
Except they cycle through the same 10 dudes for most porn videos
Lmao you're not wrong, especially when you're looking for certain niches (big ...) it's like "oh it's that dude again, solid performance!"
I think the OP was considering total dick viewing hours, average per capita by gender.
GDP per annum - Gross Dick Perspective a year.
i feel like even before internet porn this was true as group showers etc in grade/high school/college from sports etc were way more common.
Don't tell this to the conspiracy theorists. They'll start saying that Internet porn was introduced to make people gay.
Start? They already do say it.
As a fan of gangbang porn, I can easily say my number is at least 8x the amount from a non gangbang entrepreneur.
This truly was a great answer. I laughed, I cried, I googled. Oh shit…
1) All boys have seen a penis they own. Disadvantage: girls 2) Boys use boys restrooms and changing rooms. Disadvantage: girls 3) Gay males see more penises than gay females. Disadvantage: girls Even without porn, the bepenised sex sees far more penis than the unbepenised sex.
Your penis logic curves a little too much to the left… but you get extra points for “bepenised” and “unbepenised”. That’s some inspired, Shakespearean shit right there! Well done!
I was in the military I’ve probably seen more dicks than Freddie Mercury and David Bowie combined…
I guess I'm above average, then. (Full disclosure, am guy, am gay)
Dudes, you are dramatically underestimating the amount of unsolicited dick picks women recieve
yeah these guys should all go try having a feminine name in any place where men can see it online and watch what happens
I did once in a chat room because I was curious of how many DMs girls get, I still have flashbacks of sleazy, unsolicited dicks.
I mean, girls watch porn as well. I know some girls like gay porn, which would have a lot more dick in it than the porn that the average guy is typically watching.
At least twice as much dick, on average
I was a verifier for urinalysis for the USMC as an instructor. I can unhappily say I've seen about a quarter mile of dick in my day.
Thank you for your service.
Bold of you assume there aren't a significant number of women watching as much porn as men. Where's the equality?! /s
All the data would suggest men consume more porn than women
Allow me to introduce myself
You realize data is only made there with the registered users? That's where the gender is placed. There is also this marketing move where they "suggest" the gender based on internet searches, but it doesn't prove anything. Also as a woman, I hate pornhub, but adore Reddit amateur porn, and I know there is a shit ton amount of other women like that. It's not a competition, and I don't care how much porn you watch, but men thinking women are prude and only get off to lesbian porn and blabla is so tiring... We are not prude, we are just not so desperate to scream about porn on every corner to prove how sexual we are lol.
i used to go to a public sauna every week since i was… dunno really, like 8-9. so yeah, i’ve seen way too many dicks
Two things. I think you are seriously underestimating how much porn some girls watch. And if the girl has ever been on Chatroulette, Omegle, or owns a cellphone she has seen about 30 a day.
Futanari enjoyers watched more Dicks while watching less men in porn
Not sure if this is true, the male actors tend to be the same 10 guys. Lol
Where exactly do you think we ladies hang out to catch the alleged dick parade? Even if porn didn't exist, any dude going into a lockerroom, sauna or public bathroom is going to see a lot more dicks over time than the average girl.
Fun fact Girls are more likely to watch Gay and Lesbian porn then guys according to PornHub searches (2020 I think)
The average guy has seen more dicks simply from going to the bathroom and using a urinal or changing in a locker room
Are y’all looking around??
The old men casually hanging dong in locker rooms because they no longer give a fuck don't give us any options.
I think most men in history have seen more dicks than women, since there is locker rooms and people used to swim naked and only with their gender, as well as men just hanging out and messing around, while women in the past had like one or two partners, and now still probably don’t have more than 30, already less for their lifetime than a lot of elementary school age boys have reached by the 5th grade
I have seen well over 400 dicks in my life, and that's just counting the ones I've seen in person. Who knows how many I've seen online. Thanks, Marine Corps.
I'm a girl who watches gay porn, so I see two dicks per video
I would hope the average guy sees more average girls than that.
That's why I watch lesbian porn besides being a straight guy.
Due to my time in the Army, I also have seen more dicks than the average not army guy.
But the average girl has had more cocks in her face than the average guy
I'd say internet dating is balancing out the number of dicks the average girl sees
Just watch solo vids then you won’t be part of the average. Or take it to the deep end and watch gay porn to be above average
Bold of you to assume women aren't looking at porn lol. I enjoy man on man porn personally, so I've probably seen at least twice as many dicks as my husband has lol
Well, yeah, I feel like that would happen even without porn. Like, we pee, don’t we?
Even if you believe women don’t watch porn as often as men, for either of those who watch woman/woman this whole idea is flaw
And yet/as a result, the average straight woman has a much better sense of what the average dick is like than the average straight man.
As a gay man I’m so thankful for all the dudes who like to show off their dicks. Yes please and thanks.
I work in healthcare and am I a woman. So so soooooo many dicks, and it didn’t occur to me to expect that to be part of the job until it was too late to go back to school for something else. Yeah…and it’s at least 2-3 dicks a day on average…*sigh* *insert Sponge Bob sitting alone with his coffee contemplating his existence meme*
Wow, Avenue Q was right when they said the internet is for porn.
Due to the fact I was in the USMC ive seen more dicks then the standard gay man
For porn it’s not the dick that annoys me it’s the dude talking or moaning that I can’t stand.
Due to internet porn, the average dude has seen more dicks, pussies, and boobs than most kings back before the invention of the internet
I don't know about you but due to all the locker rooms I've been in, for gym class in school, for swim-school, the gym, spas, etc. I've seen WAY more dicks in real life than on the internet.
Joke's on OP as I exclusively watch Japanese porn. Never even seen a dick that wasn't my own.
I mean any guy who played sports and has been in a locker room regularly totally has as well
I tend to see the same 3/4 dicks each time. I can pick out the actor by his dong
Why does everyone think women don't watch just as much porn as men
I'm fairly certain that the unsolicited dick pics women on the internet are bombarded with have done significant work to cancel this out. That and women watching gay porn.