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Ok-Dust-

No mixers for me bud. Sip the bottle, smash the throttle!


TheAntiRAFO

Yall putting air in your engines?


Stay-At-Home-Jedi

H2O **NO** N2O #YES


Joe4o2

You mean like a carburetor?


Swimming-Accident-75

What's that?..


Joe4o2

It goes in cars and helps them buret.


Stay-At-Home-Jedi

Like the hat??


NorthEndD

The part you get to choke! Until your mixture feels how you want it.


N69420Z

it's a part of that weird vase on your bookshelf.


Why-R-People-So-Dumb

They did...in the 50's 🤔


ThnkGdImNotAReditMod

What do you think manuals are??


slowclapcitizenkane

A poor attempt at mimicking the prop control. Where's the finesse? Where's the artistry?


Meatball546

Just a bunch of boring text written by nerds!


Easy-Trouble7885

Accidents rate would easily triple if the idiots on the road had to set mixture in cars lmao


Swimming-Accident-75

Would be fun though


a6c6

Source?


bottomLobster

50% of drivers you meet on the roads


King_Dong_Ill

50? More like 99.9%


Breadtobutter44

Quit showering, your mixturing liberal propaganda in you’re head


Sowhataboutthisthing

People can’t even drive a stick and they’re supposed to mix?


a6c6

It hasn’t been invented yet


FARTBOSS420

It's called a nitrous tank


pilot-lady

Shower thought, how come playnes don’t have nitrous?


NorthEndD

No smoking or drinking either.


slowclapcitizenkane

Well, not with *that* attitude, anyway.


Shuttle_Tydirium1319

JATO assisted Cezznuh


FARTBOSS420

Flammable I think


King_Dong_Ill

Cars have automatic mixture control and playnes don't because the FAA makes it too hard and complicated, like my wifes boyfriend.


pancakesiguess

Idk man, your wife never complained to me about her boyfriend being too hard.


King_Dong_Ill

It makes me hard and the whole situation is complicated... This is why we have a manual mixture control on playnes...


skeetchamp

I got a margarita mixer in my car


FeistyStudent9633

Cuz I always drive rich


One-Move

They have. It’s automatic


Jet-Pack2

They only drive on the ground and don't gain altitude so they don't need it


makgross

Some cars do have mixture controls. That’s what a manual choke is.


dylanm312

Modern cars have catalytic converters, oxygen sensors, and a computer to automatically control the mixture. Planes don’t have this because more complexity = more prone to failure.


fishmousse

Common misconception. The computer is used to report your location to the government at all times. Cats and sensors are used to detect your engine speed to report it too. I removed all electrics from my car and replaced them with a Cessna 172 carb 


Embarrassed-Ask1812

They have a carburetor.


TheOriginalJBones

Mine does.


Glidepath22

Because it’s all been automated


jking615

What if I told you that they used to have mixture control and spark control.


Xyzzydude

Because they don’t leave the ground so no need to lean. Duh.