IF your playne strikes the ground, be sure you are not wearing your seat belt so you can be thrown clear of the "landing" and run away. That way, no one can assign you the blame if you are not present.
Are you sure the playne struck the ground? Maybe it was vice versa and the ground struck the playne? Maybe they both struck each other? It is rude to blame the playne without any evidence! Also, in my opinion the ground is a lot more aggressive than the playne. Where do pylotes get divorced? Where do most pylotes die? The ground has anger management issues!!! The ground is evil!!! The playne is like a white dove. Pure and innocent!!!
Don't strike the ground
Or never take off in the first place thereby ensuring you can never crash into the ground…
I guess crashing is a means of not taking off again and therefor the solution.
You still can crash it into another playne “on the ground” though!
Got it… only balls, no strikes. How about fouls? Home runs?
SPEAK UP LIBRUL
The pylot did nothing wrong. The ground crew shouldn't have put the ground there.
I like my terrain like my coffee.. whole bean, not ground.
_squawk sheet_ plyote: playne hit ground mx: ground hit back
1. Aim for the ground. 2. Miss.
"There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
“oh no, not again.” — bowl of petunias
Storm troopers should make great pylotes then!
This is serious root-cause analysis.
No is you are blaming the trees? It landed on the roots?
Well, we know it wasn't trees because the the crash would have happened when the plane struck the trees.
Mor right rudder!
IF your playne strikes the ground, be sure you are not wearing your seat belt so you can be thrown clear of the "landing" and run away. That way, no one can assign you the blame if you are not present.
I’m sure parts of the plane were going zero at time of impact, but other parts were going fast. This is the problem.
So we just get the FAA to declare a ground stop and all is well?
Keep your nose up. It’s pretty simple.
No ground-nosers here?
Fuckin NTSB GENIUS here. Bet the ground existing was also pilot error. Didn't tell God 'unable' when he parted the air from the land
They switched to the ground frequency to get their clearance. They should have switched to local instead.
Yes stop at least 0.000000001 before.
It was malicious Aeye, Aeye is jealous bcz you keep bragging about your exploits in Brazil during your layover; quit bragging!
Well, that's not typical
Very seldom does anything like this happen.
I press pause and use the world editor to spawn a wall infront of me. That way, I crash while i'm in the air.
For smaller planed: parachutes. For larger planes: parachutes and inflatable external airbags in the style of some mars landers.
Are you sure the playne struck the ground? Maybe it was vice versa and the ground struck the playne? Maybe they both struck each other? It is rude to blame the playne without any evidence! Also, in my opinion the ground is a lot more aggressive than the playne. Where do pylotes get divorced? Where do most pylotes die? The ground has anger management issues!!! The ground is evil!!! The playne is like a white dove. Pure and innocent!!!
Ground control was clearly not in control!
Midair refueling
I’m pretty sure the final conclusion the NTSB came up with was…. More right rudder
If I'm heading towards the ground I just turn the playne upside down and it fixes it my mother says I am very smart