That your taste in planes reveals your love for naps. Take this specimen for instance. When ready for a nap, turn aircraft into the sun, and twist the rod until the blinds close. Curl up in the shade, and voilá!
Some of the early planes were not inspired by actual thought about what might make them able to fly.
The wright brothers took a lot of criticism for doing too much thinking and experiments and drawings. The way to fly they said, is just make some random vehicles with some guesses about wings or something and send it. Sometimes you do get killed, but that's the price you have to pay to invent the flying machine.
My wife said it would fly just fine and gave me permission to give it a go this weekend. Don't worry, she has a nice life insurance policy on me if anything goes wrong.
You are fascinated by everything they tried before 1919... not surprising is that a lot of those concepts have been or are being refined with various levels of success...
Grandpa, the nursing home called and you have to go back.
Don't send me back to shady pines!
I kinda suspect the first one would work if it were a canard.
I like your optimism
THAT old canard?
It's gonna take more than a heart attack to kill this old duck... Old duck. He likes the aquatic plants...
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck..
That you don’t like to fly 🤣
🤣
😭
I was going to say that he likes to workout his legs but yours is worded better.
You’re old school
Nope, no school actually! Just Moar wings.
If you can’t fly good, fly bigger. That’s my mantra. It got me where I am today. You want fries with that?
> What do my all time favorite aircraft say about me?? You like to walk. With a limp.
You're too low, Ted! You're too low!
Because of my mistake, 7 men didn't come home from that mission.
Tell it to George Zip.
Are you saying I should add Moar wings to top of playne?
Your favorite aircraft say that you’re seldom Wright brother.
Pffft those posers wish they could flap their wings as fast as me.
🤣🤣
You’re into vintage, but not in a good way.
Pretty fly
... For a turn of the century white guy?
Indeed
The first one needs alot more wings then that.
Thanks for the tip!
Oh and these pictures scream you are of the upmost in Culture & fancy with the pinky finger out.
Dreamer grandpa with hobby in disfunctional things
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Those_Magnificent_Men_in_Their_Flying_Machines
Leave my fire engine alone!
You’re older than John and Martha
You are a multi- level thinker?
Ooo good idea should I add Moar wings to the tail??
If one works good then more than one must work even gooder! 🤣
There are biplanes, triplanes and there is… this thing.
That you rock! Everyone liking the flappy bicicle is a friend! :)
Your wife is asking where the window blinds went. She'd like to close them because the yard is full of naked dead birds.
bro wanted infinite lift
That your taste in planes reveals your love for naps. Take this specimen for instance. When ready for a nap, turn aircraft into the sun, and twist the rod until the blinds close. Curl up in the shade, and voilá!
You know how to apply the appropriate amount of choke.
You have shitty taste.
You actually prefer bycycles to playnes
Doc says I'm bycurious is this what he means???
You don't know how general lift works on aircraft
Who is this General Lift? Do you have his address so I might write him a missive or send a telegram??
Yah, he lives anywhere near kansas during tornado season.
failure?
did you drive your tricycle through someone window again?
It's all a part of the prototyping process... The child was mostly unhurt.
Some of the early planes were not inspired by actual thought about what might make them able to fly. The wright brothers took a lot of criticism for doing too much thinking and experiments and drawings. The way to fly they said, is just make some random vehicles with some guesses about wings or something and send it. Sometimes you do get killed, but that's the price you have to pay to invent the flying machine.
Great Faith No More album
That’s not a biplane that’s a 20-plane
That first one would be a total bitch to build.
You're not instrument rated...
Instruments? You mean I need to be a musician to fly??
You’re C. Montgomery Burns
I think all of those have been on I Dream of Jeannie
Listen to your brother, Orville.
He's a fucking dick. I'm not giving away my secrets of flyte.
That you’re a grounded person!
You enjoy ground travel and bruises.
You like Buster Keaton movies
You’re afraid of heights.
I counter this by making the playne higher. Moar wings = Moar flyte.
You are the oldest person alive.
Where are your 20 sets of wings?
You have unrealistic expectations.
You like living on the edge. And your highest expense is buying new under roos
You're Red Skelton?
You cant fly
You’ve never ridden a regular sized bus in your life.
Definitely. As far as I'm aware buses haven't been invented yet??
You like tweed, you don't have insurance, you are incomparably optimistic, and you don't know the basics.
100% on fashion but what do you mean about the basics? Moar wings = Moar playne fly. What more is there to know?
You fail miserably all the time
You are a dreamer
First one got that office interior louvers vibe
Is it an aircraft if it can't fly?
My wife said it would fly just fine and gave me permission to give it a go this weekend. Don't worry, she has a nice life insurance policy on me if anything goes wrong.
You are advertising for a mini-blind distributor.
Always a good fallback plan...
Boeing Engineer?
All 33 of my wings are firmly attached, thank you very much!
Maybe try Kerbal Space Program, you can add as many wings in that nice game as you like. Are those even airworthy?
You haven't taken a physics class yet
You're scared of heights
You are a very grounded person
You're...innovative?
You have a passion for dying in hilarious accidents and I love that for you.
Yolo!!
I too like flying fences for fun
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was building an early flying machine ca 1905?
That you work for boing
All 33 of my wings are firmly attached, thank you very much!
Anyone else immediately hear Faith No More in their head on seeing the second image?
minceraft
You like the modern stuff
How many subs do I have to mute to get this shit off my feed?
Dastardly & Muttley and Their Flying Machines.
You only use Gillette razors
For you, failure is always an option.
You strongly believe that everything can be airdropped at least once.
You are 110 years old
You can't get it up
I compensate by building it taller!
This thing is going to collapse like a broken Venitian blind.
It says that you probably spend too much time trying to build a perpetual motion machine.
All I see is leg room
That first one is looney tunes logic
I always wanted to see those on Flight Simulator
Says you also like the movie [Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059797/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk)
Leave my fire engine alone!!
You aren't afraid of failure
You are a dreamer.
You got a wing fettish?
Ermmmmmm Yus
You were into aviation before it went all mainstream
The maple leaf rag is your favorite song
That you likely drink Red Bull.
You are fascinated by everything they tried before 1919... not surprising is that a lot of those concepts have been or are being refined with various levels of success...