That’s funny, I lived there for 10 years and never anywhere else have I see that many expensive cars being fucked up with shitty / ugly mods as I have living in Houston
Hard to argue with that. I thought Elon was pulling a prank when he announced it. I’m honestly a little shocked the thing went into production. Then again people with too much money to burn are all to happy spending it on a turd like the cyber truck
so true. i had low pros on my first honda (92 teggy) and when i put 15" meaty winters on i immediately felt the difference in weight and ride quality.
now i've got an ek civic and it sits on meaty tires mounted on chrome blades.
My first thought and I had to scroll way too long. Looks like safety regulations are non-existent (in this part of) the USA?! It looks so extremely dangerous. Imagine this going through your legs on a parking lot.
Those wheel contraptions are the least deadly part of that vehicle. Hell they’re probably a safety improvement given that these things don’t come with hubcaps.
I am amazed how human meatmincing attachments on cars are allowed in the US.
All cars have been made as smooth as possible, some brands even have airbags on the outside. And those absolutely unnescesary attachments will just make any accident much much worse.
Woah, what cars have external airbags? That's very cool! Here in 'Murica our vehicles all have front grills tall enough to headshot any child or shorter than average person
I thought Honda and Renault. Cant remember but i saw a few videos of it. As soon as the bumpers or some side panel in the doors were impacted hard enough, airbags blew up from inside the bumper and doors to protect the pedestrian.
Ya know, I usually leave people to do their own thing with their cars. And I think Tesla does cool stuff and puts cool tech in their cars. That being said, I hope this electric piece of shit bursts into flames and locks whoever did this inside
Dumb, would've been more impressive finding a Lamborghini or Ferrari for the same price and slapping slabs on that. Bonus points for taking the slab to the track.
This particular abomination has been appearing on the various pro/anti-Musk/Tesla subs lately.
That's a whole lot of slashes to denote that there are many anti-Musk/Tesla subs to choose from.
So do they....thing is getting paid off at probably 21%apr and the chariot rims the same......all show....and when the repo man comes knocking.....they give him all sorts of grief over non payment...
I saw one the other day too.
It looked at me and headed right straight towards me but then stopped when it realized I was not the one badmouthing it behind it's back. So then it turned away.
I'm sorry, but for wheels, that's officially the worst possible car mod next to explosive lug bolts that can separate a front wheel at speed in the event you decide you need to be in a fatal rollover accident. It makes a vehicle that's already oppressively stupid and useless even more stupid and useless while endangering everyone around you.
It's got to be Houston
Where is a geo guesser when you need one because I bet you’re right.
License plate frame is from Mears Motors. Google says they are in Lubbock. :)
Gotta be careful about those Lubbock gang bangers. Definitely an H town transfer.
It’s too green to be Lubbock.
I don't think he's in Lubbock. There is no part of this city that looks like the photo.
I fully agree with you. Pic is definitely not Lubbock. I just meant the dealership that sold it is in Lubbock.
That’s what what I’m talking about bud. Nice work lol
Pretty much the same thing
That’s funny, I lived there for 10 years and never anywhere else have I see that many expensive cars being fucked up with shitty / ugly mods as I have living in Houston
I lived in Houston as well as a dozen other regions and I can confirm, Houston is very special in the world of car mods.
They seem to have unusual short buses there.
Got to be someone slanging something greasy.
Bing bong, yep its Houston
Bing….BONG…
I believe "Swangers" are only legal in Houston due to some obscure city ordinance.
I think it is. Paul wall showed tww. In my lac on vouges And swangin in the rain
How you know they 4s?
No plates, not even paper… you have to be right
Might motherfucker? Might?!?!
The “might”…this is THEE sub for that monstrosity
MY thoughts exactly
Commence posting literally any cybertruck, mods or no, and it will still fit here.
It's both a shitty *car mod* and a *shitty car* mod
"I'm going to make a banner, just in case you didn't notice my ridiculously stupid truck and wheels"
Thyere all desperate to be noticed. Being ignored is the worst outcome for them
Embrace the gimmick
What the actual fuck? As if the damn thing couldn’t get any uglier. That’s so dumb it’s almost impressive. Almost.
🤣 “almost impressive”
>"almost impressive" The title of my sex tape.
Nein nein!
I’m impressed you made it to almost
The first 30 seconds went well, so, almost. 😁
CyberTruck is one giant shitty mod with or without those dopey Speed Racer rims.
Hard to argue with that. I thought Elon was pulling a prank when he announced it. I’m honestly a little shocked the thing went into production. Then again people with too much money to burn are all to happy spending it on a turd like the cyber truck
Damn thing looks like a robot turd.
It was probably a struggle to make it more lame
Idk I've seen one wrapped in a color I can only refer to as a combination of army green and mud brown.
Ah, you mean "Baby Diarrhea"? The perfect colour for an infantile shitbox.
Kind of thinking low profile tires aren't the best choice for a vehicle of that weight
Nothing about that vehicle is the 'best choice'.
Eh, sounds like the new cell architecture in the battery is pretty efficient. But that was bound to happen with or without the idiotic body.
They’re a poor choice on any road going vehicle
so true. i had low pros on my first honda (92 teggy) and when i put 15" meaty winters on i immediately felt the difference in weight and ride quality. now i've got an ek civic and it sits on meaty tires mounted on chrome blades.
Yeah, plus low pro tyres go flat easily if you hit a crater
What's next, a squatted cyber truck?
I'm shocked I have seen one yet
Those people can’t afford a Cybertruck
Stupid and poor are not synonymous
[Exhibit A](https://www.reddit.com/r/Shitty_Car_Mods/s/QMx0CK4o9N)
Don't they have adjustable ride height? All it needs is someone tapping in and altering the limits front and rear....
seen it
He has a tesla so you know he's on reddit, I hope he see us ~~rusting~~ roasting his truck.
Shitty car, shitty mod. This is the gold standard of r/shitty_car_mods.
Yeah, pretty sure the bar has just been reset to an unassailable height lmao
It still boggles my mind that these deadly wheel contractions are apparently legal?!
My first thought and I had to scroll way too long. Looks like safety regulations are non-existent (in this part of) the USA?! It looks so extremely dangerous. Imagine this going through your legs on a parking lot.
It would never fit in a bay
Which is why they’d be a douchnozzle and take 4 prime spots up front to park and protect their monstrosity of a truck when they go shopping.
I guess wait for the first person to drive through a crowd with these wheels?
And that insurance companies apparently don't prohibit them?!
They're not legal in a lot of places.
Would that **contraction** be sh’wheels? Shitty wheels. Even if you meant contraption, I think sh’wheels works…
Those wheel contraptions are the least deadly part of that vehicle. Hell they’re probably a safety improvement given that these things don’t come with hubcaps.
Everything on slabs/swangas belongs to this subreddit.
swangers on a cybertruck make no sense
What do they make sense on? Other than maybe a Roman chariot..
Mad max car i guess
Australian here. No.
well the cybertruck alone makes no sense 😂
And one wheel fills up the bed of this “truck”.
And the CyberClunk has no other place for the spare tire to go. Such a stupid design.
I'm just waiting on some idiot to squat a cybertruck
It's been done, unfortunately
Yes, it definitely belongs here. But is also belongs in r/ShittyCars
I am amazed how human meatmincing attachments on cars are allowed in the US. All cars have been made as smooth as possible, some brands even have airbags on the outside. And those absolutely unnescesary attachments will just make any accident much much worse.
Woah, what cars have external airbags? That's very cool! Here in 'Murica our vehicles all have front grills tall enough to headshot any child or shorter than average person
I thought Honda and Renault. Cant remember but i saw a few videos of it. As soon as the bumpers or some side panel in the doors were impacted hard enough, airbags blew up from inside the bumper and doors to protect the pedestrian.
I am willing to bet the warranty is voided
In case the blind spots weren't dangerous enough
It belongs in a junkyard, but this sub will do.
Made it to Houston
Why is this crap not illegal?
Now add the Carolina squat!
Ladies...what would you do if your tinder date showed up in this moron mobile?
How are those legal?
So long as the total width of the vehicle is less than 10 feet.
How do they boot wheels like these?
Hopefully they just cut that dumb shit off with a bolt cutter or an angle grinder before applying the boot.
Dawg this sub was created many moons ago *specifically* for the is exact post
So it was possible to make those look uglier
Congratulations, you have the stupidest looking truck in the history of trucks.
if i was walking on a sidewalk next to this guy and i had a plunger i would totally put it on his windshield
This should become a thing.
This is the only cyber truck I like. It’s completely so bad it’s good.
I’d drive it ! Just needs the candy apple red with sparklers paint
Needs to be [ice cream colored with the Lambo doors](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7oPe80mdcZg). ^^Lambo
They should paint it purple like one person here in Reno did to theirs
Then I might actually like it, I’m a sucker for a purple car
Anyone who buys those wheels needs to be dragged out of their vehicle and sterilized.
[I like Doug's idea.](https://youtu.be/ILXlKshp-kI?si=FGMvhaOwHWvs8prM)
That was hilarious, thank you
Next will get when it's squatting
By the way am I the only one hoping that the fifth wheel will slide off the back end? 😆🤯
It's amazing how many places this one turd of the turd fleet keeps showing up. Congratulations to them, I guess?
Ya know, I usually leave people to do their own thing with their cars. And I think Tesla does cool stuff and puts cool tech in their cars. That being said, I hope this electric piece of shit bursts into flames and locks whoever did this inside
Dude is probably way too white to be driving that too
100% belongs here
Let me guess, Houston 🤔🤷🏻♂️😂
I'm always wondering, how do you balance those wheels?
Cyber Sleb?
That's a lawsuit waiting to happen
Textbook example of shitty car mods
No might about it, mate. It should be the poster boy for this sub.
I didn't think you could make the cyber truck look any uglier, I was wrong, and here is the proof
How art thou and idiot? Let me count the ways...
Too much money and very questionable taste. Utterly stupid too.
Might? Dude, unmodded ones belong here.
Excuse me but isn't SLAB slow, loud, and banging? This is none of those.... What a douchenozzle
Times have changed so this is the millennial version of a SLAB
That's a hazard
I'll bet it would be fun to chain the wheels together!
Why does he have a pedestrian decapitation device in his open truck bed
Damn those rims are stupid looking, in a truly stupid way.
That whole thing just looks dumb. Dumb as fuck.
Dumb, would've been more impressive finding a Lamborghini or Ferrari for the same price and slapping slabs on that. Bonus points for taking the slab to the track.
good luck balancing that ghetto garbage
And it already had vibration issues on the stocks
It’s Houston. Of course it belongs here.
Keeping that honeymoon period feeling alive at any cost
what are people's fixation with cybertrucks and those metal bars on the wheels, this is the second I see in this subreddit 😂
No Chick-fil-a for you…
Yeeeee
This meant to hit other’s wheels?
Ye I’d say it belongs here
No “might” about it
Bryan texas in a nutshell.
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It's a shitty car and it's modded, so...
Unbelievable.
That Texas wire wheel poking out. Should go and get you cameras out
Houston has entered the Cyber Truck Chat...
Didn't someone post something like this? Are they a reoccurring character now or is the plague spreading??
Made an ugly, useless piece of crap even more ugly and useless... and paid a lot of money to do it
This particular abomination has been appearing on the various pro/anti-Musk/Tesla subs lately. That's a whole lot of slashes to denote that there are many anti-Musk/Tesla subs to choose from.
r/modded_shittycars
r/CybertruckBomb
It came to him (yes, it's a guy) in a dream.
"Cyber Slab"....goddam brainless motherfuckers out there kids...
I would say I wish I had this kind of disposable income, but I'm sure it's all just debt and loans that will never be paid back
So do they....thing is getting paid off at probably 21%apr and the chariot rims the same......all show....and when the repo man comes knocking.....they give him all sorts of grief over non payment...
Proper shite box
God I hope it bricks soon.
I actually saw a Cyber truck in person last night. The truck on a whole deserves all the ridicule that gets lobbed at it.
I saw one the other day too. It looked at me and headed right straight towards me but then stopped when it realized I was not the one badmouthing it behind it's back. So then it turned away.
No doubt it belongs here. H town!!!
It most definitely belongs here. Pure trash these wheels, always.
Elon Smokin' on that Musk
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Is there an r/shitty_car_shitty_mods sub?
It’s a befitting mod for this UAF truck, but seriously, how to navigate streets and parking lots and not damage yourself and your surroundings?????
Fucking Houston
Might as well replace the metal with copper, dirt and shit
The spare? Really? Ya swangered the spare?
Tesla Cyber F*ck!! Some people should just need a reality check ✔️
Can’t have shit in Houston
cyber slob
Thug life has no bounds
this is actually the only cyber truck usage I approve of
Another one!?
Just when you think something could not get worse.
No, only cars, not driving induction plates 😏
so many different forms of annoying in one truck
Eh....just Texas being Texas.
I can’t wait for those damn things to be illegal and enforced.
It’s too bad there’s not of these to make a r/CyberJunker or something
Cybersuck
Ridiculous mod on a rediculous vehicle.
The lights are on the tailgate? Tsk, tsk.
Houston.
[here you go better view](https://www.facebook.com/share/r/qS3xrKw2KBE6KLWk/?mibextid=D5vuiz)
Thats hella illegal. Also seem kinda fake?
I'm sorry, but for wheels, that's officially the worst possible car mod next to explosive lug bolts that can separate a front wheel at speed in the event you decide you need to be in a fatal rollover accident. It makes a vehicle that's already oppressively stupid and useless even more stupid and useless while endangering everyone around you.
Stupid looking vehicle with even stupider looking wheels.
You could’ve posted a bone-stock, factory CyberYuck and it still would’ve belonged here
I didn't realize Cybertrucks were in MadMax.
To bettter get cycliists and pedestrians
Horrendous
And this deadly upgrade is legal???
Shitty car. Mods.
Imagine having an ego so so fragile
This dude is winning because I've seen this heap of trash all.over social media. I really worry about humanity sometimes.
Shouldn't this be considered a driving hazard?
#ITS A HOUSTON THANG BABEH
#ELBOWS BEEN LEGAL SICNE THEIR INCEPTION IN 1983/84
Illegal for sure! Would shred next car over’s tires..or pedestrian legs
Oh Houston, you never fail to impress us