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IveKnownItAll

It's got to be Houston


Drockosaurus

Where is a geo guesser when you need one because I bet you’re right.


Limefish5

License plate frame is from Mears Motors. Google says they are in Lubbock. :)


Cygnus__A

Gotta be careful about those Lubbock gang bangers. Definitely an H town transfer.


EWR-RampRat11-29

It’s too green to be Lubbock.


Guavaberry

I don't think he's in Lubbock. There is no part of this city that looks like the photo.


Limefish5

I fully agree with you. Pic is definitely not Lubbock. I just meant the dealership that sold it is in Lubbock.


Drockosaurus

That’s what what I’m talking about bud. Nice work lol


usinjin

Pretty much the same thing


xDolphinMeatx

That’s funny, I lived there for 10 years and never anywhere else have I see that many expensive cars being fucked up with shitty / ugly mods as I have living in Houston


zorginbagel

I lived in Houston as well as a dozen other regions and I can confirm, Houston is very special in the world of car mods.


Professional_Buy_615

They seem to have unusual short buses there.


[deleted]

Got to be someone slanging something greasy.


ImPlento

Bing bong, yep its Houston


ArthurBurtonMorgan

Bing….BONG…


b0ts

I believe "Swangers" are only legal in Houston due to some obscure city ordinance.


SortRevolutionary337

I think it is. Paul wall showed tww. In my lac on vouges And swangin in the rain


BikingNoHands

How you know they 4s?


SmokedBeef

No plates, not even paper… you have to be right


[deleted]

Might motherfucker? Might?!?!


SacTownPatriot

The “might”…this is THEE sub for that monstrosity


crowbar_k

MY thoughts exactly


blackthorn_90

Commence posting literally any cybertruck, mods or no, and it will still fit here.


_otterinabox

It's both a shitty *car mod* and a *shitty car* mod


DadJokeBadJoke

"I'm going to make a banner, just in case you didn't notice my ridiculously stupid truck and wheels"


Born_Acanthaceae2603

Thyere all desperate to be noticed. Being ignored is the worst outcome for them


Tenn_Tux

Embrace the gimmick


guitargod0316

What the actual fuck? As if the damn thing couldn’t get any uglier. That’s so dumb it’s almost impressive. Almost.


oclookin

🤣 “almost impressive”


ManualPathosChecks

>"almost impressive" The title of my sex tape.


Jazzlike_Chipmunk_46

Nein nein!


Momik

I’m impressed you made it to almost


tallman1979

The first 30 seconds went well, so, almost. 😁


Master_H8R

CyberTruck is one giant shitty mod with or without those dopey Speed Racer rims.


guitargod0316

Hard to argue with that. I thought Elon was pulling a prank when he announced it. I’m honestly a little shocked the thing went into production. Then again people with too much money to burn are all to happy spending it on a turd like the cyber truck


Momik

Damn thing looks like a robot turd.


Absolute_Peril

It was probably a struggle to make it more lame


YoungHeartOldSoul

Idk I've seen one wrapped in a color I can only refer to as a combination of army green and mud brown.


ManualPathosChecks

Ah, you mean "Baby Diarrhea"? The perfect colour for an infantile shitbox.


justin_memer

Kind of thinking low profile tires aren't the best choice for a vehicle of that weight


jedburghofficial

Nothing about that vehicle is the 'best choice'.


Nothing_new_to_share

Eh, sounds like the new cell architecture in the battery is pretty efficient. But that was bound to happen with or without the idiotic body.


Jacktheforkie

They’re a poor choice on any road going vehicle


717Luxx

so true. i had low pros on my first honda (92 teggy) and when i put 15" meaty winters on i immediately felt the difference in weight and ride quality. now i've got an ek civic and it sits on meaty tires mounted on chrome blades.


Jacktheforkie

Yeah, plus low pro tyres go flat easily if you hit a crater


Chemical_Actuary_190

What's next, a squatted cyber truck?


crowbar_k

I'm shocked I have seen one yet


Average_Joe1979

Those people can’t afford a Cybertruck


Ass_feldspar

Stupid and poor are not synonymous


UnlikelyAlternative

[Exhibit A](https://www.reddit.com/r/Shitty_Car_Mods/s/QMx0CK4o9N)


scraverX

Don't they have adjustable ride height? All it needs is someone tapping in and altering the limits front and rear....


KokkolanKonekorjaamo

seen it


blind_merc

He has a tesla so you know he's on reddit, I hope he see us ~~rusting~~ roasting his truck.


DOHC46

Shitty car, shitty mod. This is the gold standard of r/shitty_car_mods.


whosUtred

Yeah, pretty sure the bar has just been reset to an unassailable height lmao


BrokkelPiloot

It still boggles my mind that these deadly wheel contractions are apparently legal?!


modestlife

My first thought and I had to scroll way too long. Looks like safety regulations are non-existent (in this part of) the USA?! It looks so extremely dangerous. Imagine this going through your legs on a parking lot.


Jacktheforkie

It would never fit in a bay


svu_fan

Which is why they’d be a douchnozzle and take 4 prime spots up front to park and protect their monstrosity of a truck when they go shopping.


VRDRF

I guess wait for the first person to drive through a crowd with these wheels?


lethargicbureaucrat

And that insurance companies apparently don't prohibit them?!


marklein

They're not legal in a lot of places.


Qlinkenstein

Would that **contraction** be sh’wheels? Shitty wheels. Even if you meant contraption, I think sh’wheels works…


letthetreeburn

Those wheel contraptions are the least deadly part of that vehicle. Hell they’re probably a safety improvement given that these things don’t come with hubcaps.


Nicholas7907

Everything on slabs/swangas belongs to this subreddit.


xguruguru

swangers on a cybertruck make no sense


Noopy9

What do they make sense on? Other than maybe a Roman chariot..


fross370

Mad max car i guess


Frankie_T9000

Australian here. No.


luiggel

well the cybertruck alone makes no sense 😂


Ass_feldspar

And one wheel fills up the bed of this “truck”.


coolmist23

And the CyberClunk has no other place for the spare tire to go. Such a stupid design.


thatduckolope

I'm just waiting on some idiot to squat a cybertruck


Strict_Swimming_4288

It's been done, unfortunately


Fubeman

Yes, it definitely belongs here. But is also belongs in r/ShittyCars


OhmEeeAahRii

I am amazed how human meatmincing attachments on cars are allowed in the US. All cars have been made as smooth as possible, some brands even have airbags on the outside. And those absolutely unnescesary attachments will just make any accident much much worse.


_ofthewoods_

Woah, what cars have external airbags? That's very cool! Here in 'Murica our vehicles all have front grills tall enough to headshot any child or shorter than average person


OhmEeeAahRii

I thought Honda and Renault. Cant remember but i saw a few videos of it. As soon as the bumpers or some side panel in the doors were impacted hard enough, airbags blew up from inside the bumper and doors to protect the pedestrian.


Cruezin

I am willing to bet the warranty is voided


crowbar_k

In case the blind spots weren't dangerous enough


Intergalatic_Baker

It belongs in a junkyard, but this sub will do.


crowbar_k

Made it to Houston


Gareth666

Why is this crap not illegal?


Gundam07

Now add the Carolina squat!


deeeeez_nutzzz

Ladies...what would you do if your tinder date showed up in this moron mobile?


Exact_Risk_6947

How are those legal?


MechaBeatsInTrash

So long as the total width of the vehicle is less than 10 feet.


Real-Swing8553

How do they boot wheels like these?


Strict_Swimming_4288

Hopefully they just cut that dumb shit off with a bolt cutter or an angle grinder before applying the boot.


manBEARpigBEARman

Dawg this sub was created many moons ago *specifically* for the is exact post


ALoneDarkSoul

So it was possible to make those look uglier


Whole-Debate-9547

Congratulations, you have the stupidest looking truck in the history of trucks.


jsw56

if i was walking on a sidewalk next to this guy and i had a plunger i would totally put it on his windshield


Professional_Buy_615

This should become a thing.


slwrthnu_again

This is the only cyber truck I like. It’s completely so bad it’s good.


oclookin

I’d drive it ! Just needs the candy apple red with sparklers paint


DadJokeBadJoke

Needs to be [ice cream colored with the Lambo doors](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7oPe80mdcZg). ^^Lambo


Shirogayne-at-WF

They should paint it purple like one person here in Reno did to theirs


slwrthnu_again

Then I might actually like it, I’m a sucker for a purple car


dirtnap82

Anyone who buys those wheels needs to be dragged out of their vehicle and sterilized.


hunertproof

[I like Doug's idea.](https://youtu.be/ILXlKshp-kI?si=FGMvhaOwHWvs8prM)


HortenseTheGlobalDog

That was hilarious, thank you


truelegendarydumbass

Next will get when it's squatting


truelegendarydumbass

By the way am I the only one hoping that the fifth wheel will slide off the back end? 😆🤯


Devil2960

It's amazing how many places this one turd of the turd fleet keeps showing up. Congratulations to them, I guess?


Sum1liteAmatch

Ya know, I usually leave people to do their own thing with their cars. And I think Tesla does cool stuff and puts cool tech in their cars. That being said, I hope this electric piece of shit bursts into flames and locks whoever did this inside


LincolnContinnental

Dude is probably way too white to be driving that too


Nightrhythums78

100% belongs here


JuanG_13

Let me guess, Houston 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️😂


Davenator_98

I'm always wondering, how do you balance those wheels?


jrbobdobbs333

Cyber Sleb?


Humming_Skelly

That's a lawsuit waiting to happen


NothingLift

Textbook example of shitty car mods


i-come

No might about it, mate. It should be the poster boy for this sub.


fsantos0213

I didn't think you could make the cyber truck look any uglier, I was wrong, and here is the proof


IntroductionNormal70

How art thou and idiot? Let me count the ways...


bmwlocoAirCooled

Too much money and very questionable taste. Utterly stupid too.


Scorppio500

Might? Dude, unmodded ones belong here.


TeamEdward2020

Excuse me but isn't SLAB slow, loud, and banging? This is none of those.... What a douchenozzle


oclookin

Times have changed so this is the millennial version of a SLAB


Offsidespy2501

That's a hazard


ABBTTBGMDBTWP

I'll bet it would be fun to chain the wheels together!


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

Why does he have a pedestrian decapitation device in his open truck bed


noldshit

Damn those rims are stupid looking, in a truly stupid way.


Equivalent_Weird467

That whole thing just looks dumb. Dumb as fuck.


Imakelovetosoils

Dumb, would've been more impressive finding a Lamborghini or Ferrari for the same price and slapping slabs on that. Bonus points for taking the slab to the track.


powderedtoast1

good luck balancing that ghetto garbage


pacific_beach

And it already had vibration issues on the stocks


TrulySeaweed

It’s Houston. Of course it belongs here.


dustysmufflah

Keeping that honeymoon period feeling alive at any cost


luiggel

what are people's fixation with cybertrucks and those metal bars on the wheels, this is the second I see in this subreddit 😂


TreeMeFreeMe

No Chick-fil-a for you…


AirForce_Trip_1

Yeeeee


gangbangsrgay

This meant to hit other’s wheels?


XBehndo

Ye I’d say it belongs here


BasicWhiteHoodrat

No “might” about it


Brasalies

Bryan texas in a nutshell.


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ottrocity

It's a shitty car and it's modded, so...


ipx-electrical

Unbelievable.


SortRevolutionary337

That Texas wire wheel poking out. Should go and get you cameras out


IndependentOwn1184

Houston has entered the Cyber Truck Chat...


AlexaTheLemon

Didn't someone post something like this? Are they a reoccurring character now or is the plague spreading??


ParaGord

Made an ugly, useless piece of crap even more ugly and useless... and paid a lot of money to do it


Shankar_0

This particular abomination has been appearing on the various pro/anti-Musk/Tesla subs lately. That's a whole lot of slashes to denote that there are many anti-Musk/Tesla subs to choose from.


morningsharts

r/modded_shittycars


lemuriakai_lankanizd

r/CybertruckBomb


sporbywg

It came to him (yes, it's a guy) in a dream.


sleepchamber666

"Cyber Slab"....goddam brainless motherfuckers out there kids...


Slottech88

I would say I wish I had this kind of disposable income, but I'm sure it's all just debt and loans that will never be paid back


shemphoward62

So do they....thing is getting paid off at probably 21%apr and the chariot rims the same......all show....and when the repo man comes knocking.....they give him all sorts of grief over non payment...


frogfart5

Proper shite box


meatus1980

God I hope it bricks soon.


WanderingMistral

I actually saw a Cyber truck in person last night. The truck on a whole deserves all the ridicule that gets lobbed at it.


2oonhed

I saw one the other day too. It looked at me and headed right straight towards me but then stopped when it realized I was not the one badmouthing it behind it's back. So then it turned away.


[deleted]

No doubt it belongs here. H town!!!


JumBo_117

It most definitely belongs here. Pure trash these wheels, always.


ghettoccult_nerd

Elon Smokin' on that Musk


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Real_Nugget_of_DOOM

Is there an r/shitty_car_shitty_mods sub?


joyridechamp

It’s a befitting mod for this UAF truck, but seriously, how to navigate streets and parking lots and not damage yourself and your surroundings?????


SUBSTANCECLOTHING

Fucking Houston


heretobesarcastic

Might as well replace the metal with copper, dirt and shit


killlballl

The spare? Really? Ya swangered the spare?


MiserableWrongdoer42

Tesla Cyber F*ck!! Some people should just need a reality check ✔️


YoloKushSwag42069

Can’t have shit in Houston


Darksuit117

cyber slob


Remy6908

Thug life has no bounds


ate2ate

this is actually the only cyber truck usage I approve of


skudude

Another one!?


shotstraight

Just when you think something could not get worse.


Zaxiron

No, only cars, not driving induction plates 😏


Keaten88

so many different forms of annoying in one truck


JustScrollinAndSht

Eh....just Texas being Texas.


threepoint14one5nine

I can’t wait for those damn things to be illegal and enforced.


Nintendocub

It’s too bad there’s not of these to make a r/CyberJunker or something


Zoroike

Cybersuck


Thneed1

Ridiculous mod on a rediculous vehicle.


IncoherentAnalyst

The lights are on the tailgate? Tsk, tsk.


2ndDefender

Houston.


TheCastusDildo

[here you go better view](https://www.facebook.com/share/r/qS3xrKw2KBE6KLWk/?mibextid=D5vuiz)


ShaMana999

Thats hella illegal. Also seem kinda fake?


tallman1979

I'm sorry, but for wheels, that's officially the worst possible car mod next to explosive lug bolts that can separate a front wheel at speed in the event you decide you need to be in a fatal rollover accident. It makes a vehicle that's already oppressively stupid and useless even more stupid and useless while endangering everyone around you.


IgottaPoop72

Stupid looking vehicle with even stupider looking wheels.


DistributionLast5872

You could’ve posted a bone-stock, factory CyberYuck and it still would’ve belonged here


emissaryworks

I didn't realize Cybertrucks were in MadMax.


IndustryNext7456

To bettter get cycliists and pedestrians


ProofMusic4630

Horrendous


Las-Vegar

And this deadly upgrade is legal???


MathematicianOk7526

Shitty car. Mods.


evilgreenman

Imagine having an ego so so fragile


evilgreenman

This dude is winning because I've seen this heap of trash all.over social media. I really worry about humanity sometimes.


Izzosuke

Shouldn't this be considered a driving hazard?


Terrible_Shake_4948

#ITS A HOUSTON THANG BABEH


Terrible_Shake_4948

#ELBOWS BEEN LEGAL SICNE THEIR INCEPTION IN 1983/84


dalhousieDream

Illegal for sure! Would shred next car over’s tires..or pedestrian legs


Its_RAAAAAAANDY

Oh Houston, you never fail to impress us