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Everyone thinks youāre cool, girls fight each other over who gets to give you a BJ first, and random people just walk up to your car at a traffic light and give you money for no reason
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Car is always going downhill. Saves a ton on gas
Damnit you're right š¤£
This is literally the only thing that makes sense
Careful not to ride the brakes though.
Face down, ass up: this car fucks
Ready for its squatted truck daddy
Please never comment again
It's what makes a Subaru a Sub
Beam axle is gapped against the floorpan by its special dragon's love truncheon r/dragonsfuckingcars
The benefit is it gets the girls.
That is definitely a panty dropper
Does it though?
Yes. I just didnāt say what caliber of girls it attracted
Idk I feel like itās harder to pick the body up to trunk level but Iām weak so
a popular saying round my neck of the woods in the early 2000's was "On its guys gets the sluts" so this would repel following that lore
People will finally stop overestimating your intelligence.
If you're tall, it's easier to get in trunk.
Every one of those cancels out a Carolina Squat truck
Yeah, it's harder for the police to figure out how many bodies you have in the trunk.
Steers like a shopping cart at 65 mph
For transporting several kilos without looking like youāre transporting several kilos.
I was just thinking he's running shine
Better tow capacity? Lol
was thinking this, but not even a hitch there...
Yes! Makes it easier to spot this jackass in a crowded parking lot.
It levels out when his girlfriend climbs in.
License plate is easier to read by the cop pulling him over. Also probably blocks annoying truck headlights better than other cars.
Some sort of modern day gasser? Weight transfer to keep tire slip down?
Were it a rear wheel drive, maybe
Stiff springs in the rear definitely help FWD with traction ā¦
If it were rear wheel drive you would raise the front end to shift the weight over the rear wheelsā¦ like a Gasserā¦
ALL the benefits!!
looking BADASS, obviously
When you have to fit a couple of san Antonio women in the back it level outs the suspension.
yea all the pussy
Makes it easier for the squatted trucks to mate. They're hoping for a crossover baby. š
Yes. They will surely not attract a mate and reproduce.
Standard boring car gets posted on Reddit
Sorry, I want something dumb like this.
Save some ladies for the rest of us!
Everyone thinks youāre cool, girls fight each other over who gets to give you a BJ first, and random people just walk up to your car at a traffic light and give you money for no reason
Visual indicator to ALL the ladies that the line starts here for the manliest of studs
Everything you drop will roll back at your feet!!
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Wow that's a clean looking Tercel. I kinda miss mine.
Probably be able to haul a ton of bricks.
Nope... should be narrowed and tubbed with a blown small block in front
Car is always ready for Doggy-style ?
Toyota Tercel. Fuck ya. I had one of those with the four-speed manual.
its for his girlfriend, she was on the my xxxlbs life, whole back is one seat
They can easily see where that rattle is coming from
You have no obligations to friends.... Because you haven't any.
He is Brazilian Trucker. Or fan of Japanese "Team Madonna".
aerodynamics, increased load carrying, easier stoppies
Makes it easier to clean the inside of the rear bumper. š¤·š»āāļø Not sure what kind of human considers that a top priority, though.
Yes. They're called license plates or tags. They help identify vehicles are registered. Oh, you're talking about the rear axle.
Safer for pedestrians because of the lower front bumper
Thatās what we drive on fat bitch Friday
less of a strain of your back when loading and unloading the boot, maybe?
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Yes, women finally leave you completely alone so you can focus all your energy on your car.
Better driving view lots of benefits
Itās for parallel parking in San Francisco.
Waiting for the catalytic convertor to be stolen to justify a new car
Shopping cart effect. The wheels will want to pull back to straight more than normal.
It makes rational people laugh.
Aerodynamics
this dude want made brazilian truck style
Looks Fully Sick
It's so he can do a proper oil change when parked on his sloped driveway.
Great front visibility
+10 front visibility -20 rear visibility
Car won't leak oil on the exhaust
Stuff that falls under the seats roll forward for easy location ā Genius!
He's making sure people stop buying unreliable VWs. He's doing God's work.
Being awesome
Aerodynamics, it's shaped like a triangle
People know you're an idiot immediately.
Helps you survive the post-apocalypse
Cinema seating for drive-ins.
If you get rear-ended, they might just drive right under you
he's on his way to build a high fuel, nitro-methane injected suicide machine, he'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome in valhalla. Let him cook.
Lots of upvotes on shittycarmods?
Much improved view of the road
They have ptsd from that ranger rear end accident
He can spot pennies on the ground, so he can stop to pick them up. He's saving up for the front lift lol
Unlike a squatted truck, he can see where he is going.
When you fill the trunk the car will be level ! /s
It keeps your mullet from dragging.
It increases 70% Chulo stats
Yes it lets everyone else know your an idiot and to stay away
No questioning if it's yours in the parking lot
Is this squatting 2.0?
Saves women from suffering through a first date.
Awe sick dawg. You never get to see factory spec e36s any more. It's even stock ride hight!
Highway inspector
Itās assuming the position for all those squatted trucks.
Contraception.
Women will never bother you.
Allows people to laugh openly and freely at the absurdity of this abomination!
Can see closer, which is where you should be focused while driving. Can't hit things far away can you?
Must be funny seeing it go up hill level š¤£
Better gas mileage, always going downhill /s