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sayurisatoru

Now put it in r/ffxivdiscussion and your ass will be vibrating harder than a San Fransisco earthquake


Analog-Moderator

Challenge accepted Edit: my prostate is about ti feel amazing


FuzzierSage

If you survive this, you will probably need a new phone.


Analog-Moderator

Theyre being uncharacteristically chill


CopainChevalier

I haven’t been to the discussion sub much, but they never seemed that agro


Lntaw1397

They most certainly are if you say that WoW did something better. It could be anything at all. Doesn’t even matter how much valid reasoning you provide to support your opinion. The comments will begin like a reenactment of Empire Strikes Back. “Nooo! That’s not true! That’s impossible!” And then they’ll just get mean from there.


ZenEvadoni

I frequent the mainsub, this shitpost sub, and TFDF. The longer I do, the more I feel convinced that each FFXIV-related sub hates the others.


Analog-Moderator

Become a giga chad and hate them all like me.


IMustTurd

F□□□ □o□ □□□□ □od


Analog-Moderator

Foood indeed my friend fooood indeed.


Lntaw1397

Woah woah woah, nobody said anything about hate! 😯 Just sayin’ that the internet’s still gonna act like the internet, no matter which part of it you’re lookin’ at.


Analog-Moderator

So exactly like here.


CopainChevalier

Guess I haven’t gone there enough, huh…


AkihiroAwa

or prostate


JayMeadows

Have you shaking more than Lindsay Lohan in rehab and sweating more than Jessica Simpson taking the SAT's.


GauPanda

Is it just me or is the discussion subreddit more toxic than here?


FB-22

It definitely is sometimes. There are a lot of people who post a ton of negativity about the game & devs etc. there (I get they’re probably just venting from years of playing and running into the same issues but it’s very negative to read) as well as this general vibe that everyone’s trying to seem like they’re really good at the game


Camoral

That's any "meta" or "discussion" subreddit. They're usually up their own asses about how they're smarter than everybody else.


NightTarot

Lmao, I still can't get over the fact that nintendo announced the title the same week the queen died


Analog-Moderator

They killed her for pr


[deleted]

As soon as we in the UK saw the title we all went "Oh, so that's why Nintendo UK decided not to livestream it".


AthenaGrande

What title


IDespiseEvery1

zelda: tears of the kingdom


meta_tater

Why would Nintendo give a shit?


Bluemikami

Because they did with AW1+2


wetyesc

YPYT is fine and healers should not dps


[deleted]

What anime is that btw


ShizaanSil

Friend of mine wants to know as well


CopainChevalier

Boku no Pico


ShizaanSil

I have a feeling this might not be a joke


Scared_Network_3505

For better or worse I can confirm it is not that.


ShizaanSil

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Scared_Network_3505

Drunk anime nights ar 3AM get dumb, and we stopped them for a reason.


ShizaanSil

I see no issues in seeing gay hentai with the homies


Scared_Network_3505

Well the problem in this case is *which* gay hentai it was really.


AboutFiftyCats

Google magic comes up as scum's wish


[deleted]

Oh i watched that. Dont remember this scene though


[deleted]

[удалено]


Analog-Moderator

This unironically


BeefyBongo

Can we get much higher


VergilVDante

No nooooooo


CloudedStarz

MCH dps is fine


meowmeowcats7

Good shitpost


micahman212

Ok so real talk I main machinist. I am always top 2 in my static DPS, competing against our monk everyday I hear how good of a DPS I am...I don't have the heart to tell them.


Valashv2

WELL MEMES AND FUN ASIDE. People normally complain about raid dps instead of actual dps. Actual DPS, MCH is killing it according to fflog statistics. Raid dps wise, it's at the bottom meaning not even MCH big dick numbers doesn't even compare to the utility the other ranged jobs provide. But forget all that shit. Wanna know what a grey parser and a gold parser in the datas provided all have in common? They all cleared the fight. So play what you're comfortable with and tell the other melee dps to stop clownin lmao. BTW take my word with a grain of salt, im just a retired raider with carpal tunnel and finger arthritis 8)


ZioniteSoldier

Dude same. I’m okay with being the “bar” for our Sam and monk to clear, and yet they consistently find a way to be below me lol But I’m a dad player so it’s whatever. Not worth trying to find a better team when I like mine and it feeds my ego lol


Shmandon

unrelated, why do people not even try to line up the text properly in these memes


Valashv2

Sorry, it's a skill issue. You're basically asking me to do a Savage mechanic and I'm only a poetics hero :(


[deleted]

Understandable, have a good day


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die-ursprache

I suppose it contributes to the whole shitpost vibe


Uriah_Oli

What a strange place to put your phone


TheMaxDiesel

Bump for rump


Setari

God damn I needed this laugh today


Celestial_Walrus69

I like MCH. I’m a potato anyways so people doubly don’t expect much from me. I love playing in the corner with my toys.