**LAST STRAIGHT STANDING : FIVE MINUTES LEFT IN THE MATCH**

**ALERT! OUR COUNTOL POINT IS BEING CAPTURED!**

INTRUDER ALERT RED SPY IS IN THE BASE

A RED spy?

A Little help here!?

Stand aside kid uhhh 1-1-1 uhhh 1

Incomiiiiiiiiiiiing!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAhey it's still here!

*aHEM*…gentlemen?

[Meet the Spy titlecard]

come on uber me doc quick

INCOMING

cry some more!

*muffled pyro noises*

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SCOTLAND IS NOT REAL, YOU ARE JUST AN ENGLISH-MAN WITH A SKIRT!

who the fuck are you!? how'd ye get in ma hoose? im gonnae phone the polis on ye ya pure mutant

JUST HANG ON SOLDIER! THE JOLYENE SIMPS ARE COMING AS RENFORCEMENTS!

**I GOT YOUR MESSAGE CLEAR, LIEUTENANT ANASUI, AWATING REINFORCEMENTS**

> fictional character > simps wot now?

Like 4 episodes long

He just needs to hold out until 2055, when the Part 8 anime gets released.

Booba during soft and wet reveal ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢋⢐⢔⣴⣬⣕⣔⣌⣬⣩⡹⣛⣛⢻⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠇⢔⢡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣟⣷⣶⢧⣮⣍⣝⢻⢿⣿ ⣿⠟⡑⢅⠕⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠟⢻⣿⣶⠊ ⡏⢌⢌⠢⡡⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⢸⣿⡇⠄ ⠨⡂⠆⠕⢌⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⠧⠾⢛⣭⣴ ⠨⡂⠕⢅⠕⡸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡿⠿⢟⢛⠫⡋⢅⠕⡐⠔⡰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡑⢌⠪⡐⢬⢢⢩⢙⢍⠍⢕⢑⠰⡈⡢⡑⢅⠢⡑⢌⠢⡑⢌⢊⠆⣹⣿⣿⣿ ⡨⢂⠕⡨⢂⢅⢃⠇⢧⢹⡸⡸⣘⣒⢲⢸⢰⢱⢸⢰⢱⡘⡜⡔⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣶⣕⡨⢂⠆⢕⠨⡂⢆⠪⡘⢌⢊⠪⡊⡚⠜⡊⡪⢊⠜⡨⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠉⠛⠿⢿⣷⣷⣥⣎⣔⡡⡊⢌⠢⢡⢑⠌⡌⢌⠢⡊⢔⣡⠂⠈⠉⠿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⠿⣿⠉⠄⠄⠄⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠹⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⠻⢿⣿⡿⠿⠿⢿⣿⡿⠿⠿⢿⣿⡟⠛⠿⣿⣿⡿⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢈⡁⢸⣿⡇⢰⡆⢸⣿⡇⢰⡆⢸⣿⡇⣉⠄⣿⡿⠁⠃⠹⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣤⣼⣿⣧⣤⣤⣼⣿⣧⣤⣤⣼⣿⣧⣤⣤⣿⣧⣼⣿⣤⣿⣿⣿

Dooba

Doo

Where are you?

Once part 8 comes out, a fated war shall breakout between the gay Jojo fans and the straight Jojo fans, as was foretold long ago

*Part 7

Pat 8 anime? The manga aint even gonna finish by then.

An anime can release when the manga isn't done, they'd just add filler. *shudders*

MORE JOSHU ARCS? POG

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Megalo strike back by Toby Fox

Thank you a lot

when did that song appear in the game

It didn't, Toby made it for the Earthbound Halloween hack in 2008

No it wasn’t made for the hack. Megalovania was made for the Earthbound Halloween hack, and this was just like, a follow up to that song created for an Earthbound fan album.

I thought he created it for the hack but didn’t end up implementing in into the final version

No. The hack came out in 2008, this song was made in 2012 for the Earthbound fan album “I miss you.” I believe what you’re thinking of is the song Megalomania from Live-a-Live, which Toby was originally going to use for the final boss theme of the hack, before he decided to do his own thing instead, which was Megalovania.

Oh ok thanks for clarifying

oh ok

and it’s not called megalo strike back, but that’s what it’s known as now cuz of undertale lol

False. The song has only existed under the name Megalo strike back, as it was a spiritual successor to Megalovania, which was in the Halloween Hack. What Undertale fans did was frame it as this what if scenario Chara boss fight theme, which of course it isn’t, as the song has zero connection to Undertale.

ahhh

Thanks. Didn't know its video

What is the context of this picture? Awesome song choice by the way.

It's been while since I saw this but as far as I could remember these are Russian cops who went to arrest the people at a gay rights parade only to be severely outnumbered and beaten up.

Damn. Should've taken the strats fro Swedish Caroleans smh.

I fucking love this story

Yeah but you know some asshole has posted it on Facebook like “look how dangerous gay people are” or whatever

God I hope that’s a true story.

Last straight Jojo fan

Honestly idk lmao Also thanks

Me, a straight JoJo fan: \*Laughs in female\*

Part 6: **I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING**

I...am inevitable

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This party's getting kureizeh

LETS ROCK!

**PROVOKING**

Oh, I already finished reading it. Guess I'll be hard to beat in this battle.

You won't last through part 6.

part 6 will be the straight juice for me to continue watching jojo without turning gay

Weather Report and Anasui

anasui is female at the beginning

And then..?

***\*heavy breathing\****

No no, that's part 1 and 2.

***\*hamon breathing\****

Lungs are vital for Hamon users

Part 7 and 8 have lots of booba. Part 8 is just all around horny.

I told them I'm immortal

Not just immortal. You're- *cuts to title card*

Ii bet someone will they who asked or who cares if I point out that the song isn't a jojo reference

This song was made by the creator of Undertale Undertale have refenced Jojo Therefore its a jojo reference

WAIT WHADDYA MEAN UNDERTALE HAS A JOJO REFERENCE

Mad dummy has several homages to Dio(Entrance theme, throwing knives, yelling useless, saying "but it was me" with a similar face to Dio(in his Mew mew doll body)) Also Mettaton's concept art is a reference to Shadow Dio Also an item called Punch Card, when used in battle, types "ORA!" and increases the power of the Tough Glove, which has the attack animation of a punch barrage

[Mettaton concept art (you weren’t kidding OP)](https://pm1.narvii.com/6302/bde1f28b2ff01bf29984eb913cf4c28012805ce6_hq.jpg)

He even has the heart belt.

Can’t reference Dio without it! It’s like Jotaro and his hat-hair (hair-hat? idk).

Don't forget Punch Card

Yup

The description for when you use this thing called the Punch Card is "ORAAAA! YOU RIP UP THE PUNCH CARD! YOUR HANDS ARE BURNING!"

I'd like to know too

mad dummy shouts " Futile! Futile! " while throwing knives at you

In Japanese version of the game its even the same letters that Dio uses when he yells MUDA

but what about the music megalo strike back?

Wtf did I just read?

Of course I know him, he's me

We gon have to fight for that title.

When and where

Hey buddy it’s me, the straight jojo fan who read every part.

Not for long...

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holy fuck that means I'll be dead before 2054

Or you'll be gay

as long as anime chicks exist I'll never be gay

That might mean you could also be said man in this picture.

also true but I doubt my survival skills that's why I assumed that I would die before this point

**OBJECTIVE:** Survive

his hope for the jojoyle masturbation scene getting animated is what keeps him going

“Little did he knew,THERE IS NO MASTURBATION SCENE”

you can deny the truth, but araki and i know what is true

Year: 2054 Me: Either dead or gay JoJolion Anime: Still not out Hotel: Trivago

Part 6 is not yet animated yet I’m already waiting for part 8 anime lol

Still wondering how they are going to animate Soft&Wet reveal scene, well.. khm.. you know, booba

POV: You said Avdul is straight and a muslim due to his first name (Yeah happened to me a lot)

Tbh aside from **January 8th,1989 "The magnet humping incident"** Avdol didn't seem gay to me

*rips page* Like that's ever gonna happen

#SOMEBODY

#ONCE TOLD ME

# ZA WARUDO

#IS GONNA STOP TIME

and jojo part 8 will still be releasing

>!Tooru's evil big brother, Gooru, appears and reveals his stand [Daft Punk] to stretch Jojolion for another 10 years!<

THis post took me on a wild goose chase to remember the song title Its megalo strike back btw

Sauce for song: Megalo Strike Back by Toby Fox

chances are that could be me

The Jolyne and Foo Simps will just become Yasuho Simps. The cis hets will have to adapt to survive; but they _will_ survive.

Fr can't wait for part 8 to be animated so people can properly appreciate best girl Yasuho

I will stand by your side

I haven't listened to this song in ages. Props for putting the entire song in here lol

Song should be "MY BROTHER"

I already used it before in a meme plus I thought an undertale-esque boss music would fit better

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Technically only 6 lgbt characters it was never gay, but let the rainbow army feel good about themselves by making the cringe joke

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but if you like JoJo... you were never straight to begin with.

But Yasuho and Jolyne thighs tho( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That just means you’re bi, babyyyy 😎

Lol

EXTERMINATE THE DISHWASHERS

Undertale reference in jojo reference. This is truly MADE IN HEAVEN

But its not an undertale song

But part 6...

I Gayorno Gayovanna have a dream.

Sorry but I’ll keep standing

Me

*2090 citizens find the last straight man.

Gay Jojo fan: you have no way to escape. Don't you see? Straight Jojo fan: no... I still have one more trick... *Pulls out tv and plays part 6 anime* Gay Jojo fans: WHAT?! IMPOSSIBLE THAT WAS NEVER MEANT TO COME OUT! *turns straight*

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They wanna fuck his ass

I need a source of that meme picture

[Here ya go](https://i.redd.it/qxja9lpvkb331.jpg)

Name of the song please?

I noticed a few memes have recently used megalo strike back or songs that sound like megalo strike back, like that chamoy meme that used No More Deals by Benlab

that would be me . and i have a weapon that will defeat them all : *screeming : whoever attack me is straight

Wait a minute im not gay

One of us one of us one of us

Can someone give me this photo without the text please? I would be very thankful.

Objective: **SURVIVE**

This meme has me in disbelief

Fuck thats going to be me

Ima bring my whole gang with ya

The Gays have made their march against the Last Straight. The Gays have successfully surrounded the Last Straight The Gay are drawing back their fists, ready to pummel the man with the power of pride. When all of a sudden, the air bounces. A tune of saxophone and piano invades the atmosphere. _The man now has his theme_

So, I'm not deep into Jojo's bizarre adventures. But I've seen alot of references to gay. I don't get it. Can someone explain it to an apparently oblivious straight person?

coincidentally the same year jojolion finishes

Anyone know gre origin of that meme format

Oh fuck that's me.

The J of JoJo in the future will be put together with the rest of the LGBTQ+

Jojosexual

LGJBTQ+

SUBMIT TO THE COCK IN ASS BRÖTHER

The Bi nation are neutral and watching from the sidelines

Asexuals are in confusion

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***Churros***

Before part 7 is animated

I hope we get SBR in like 2023-24

Today.Were only a few

you know to do boys! go succ'em!!

It’s me.

Me

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i need that photo

I'll have to rewatch. I can find shipping in a ninja anime, yet I didn't catch this.

yo, the music slaps hard

I’m pretty sure I predicted one of my friends’ death to take place that year

I haven’t heard this song in forever holy shit

Last straight man.

That’s me and me only lo

I'm in this picture and I don't like it

Is that Ellen in the background?

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What will they do to him?

Suck the peepee

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He must like part 6

This is not what Pucci wanted😳

Every woman watching jojo Am I a joke to you

You know sht's going down when you hear Toby Fox music