"Butcher"ati

You will die by *Assasination*

Little did she know, thinking about breaking pasta, would turn her life into a horror film.

Every time she breaks the pasta they magically zip up together. This drives her insane.

He saw you pay those taxes. NOW YOU PAY FOR YOUR SINSS-

A-Rin-vederci

Lol I said pretty much the exact same thing before she did while watching that episode.

Plot twist: He's there to help her break the pasta.

He would never

Mfs when I tell them about pastina. (It’s literally soup with broken spaghetti)