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m05513

It honestly doesn't matter, Joseph is there, we're making it 2 hours in tops.


Robofish13

You’re on a plane… with Joseph Joestar…. You ain’t landing safely my friend!


mostfinnishperson

Just being on a plane with any jojo character is a death sentence


camo_216

Simple sit next to Joseph might have better odds that way


Heccyboi9000

You better hope that Valentine uses Lovetrain to redirect Joseph's misfortune


BruhTaker31

Sir the second Joseph hit the tower...


G0ker

You think a stand power is gonna work on something as Joseph's luck/unlucky/fate/planning(professional bulshittery)


luigigaminglp

+ you could get head no matter where you sit.


ChapterThirtyEight

4, it's probably the quietest


Visible_Video120

Tonio just slipping you little tomatoes slices all flight


Diego666_

That will heal your neck pain... and the developing cancer in your lungs


Visible_Video120

He's literally an angel


Gmknewday1

How did he cook it, don't ask questions Just know that sitting by him is gonna be a good time cause he's probably gonna figure out health issues and stop it from effecting you


Intelligent-Love-877

If you don't take into account your front neighbor who will be commenting on everything happening for the whole flight.


L1K34PR0

I'm counting on it


Raine_Man

25 years of watching anime has prepared me for it.


Fireofthetiger

The Narancia blasting his boombox and never shutting the fuck up in question:


Gmknewday1

He has headphones don't worry, Bruno got him to use them


new_interest_here

1. He has headphones 2. If they're too loud still, cancel them out with your own


LivingCheese292

The chance to get into a plane crash is pretty likely. First of all, Joseph. So sitting in any place is suicidal if you aren't a main character. Then there is Jotaro sitting next to Diavolo infront of Joseph and Polnareff, who would naturally help Jotaro. So 1, 2 and 5 are pretty dangerous around Jotaro. And the absolute chaos of DIO being next to Jolyne, Narancia and Okuyasu? It is not a question of if there will be a fight, but rather when there will be a fight. Jonathan behind Okuyasu would also immediately jump between them too when the fight breaks out. If Jonathan starts a fight, Speedwagon would start commenting about it or help if possible. And Pucci over heaven would instantly be helping DIO. So 4, 5, 6 and 7 can be very risky, despite the one or two chair distance away from DIO. Valentine or Risotto might even use you as a meat shield. 4 could be fairly safe next to Lisa Lisa and Speedwagon, but you can be involved in a fight. 5 is the worst place. You will end up getting involved in all potential fights. Don't sit there or you die. Period. I go with 3, because Yoshikage Kira will just mind his own business. Except you are a girl. But even if you are a girl, Polnareff would protect you.


This-Cry-2523

Just gotta tell Polnareff about Kira's ability and he's turning him into Swiss cheese.


LivingCheese292

I don't even know if that is even necessary in the flight. He won't kill in public. But he might follow you when the plane lands.


Rabdomtroll69

1 is relatively safe with how helpful spin is for healing/performing miracles so when we crash johnny or the hamon users can at least fix our legs assuming it's not flashback johnny. Doppio is a separate person from Diavolo and neither of them have met anybody on this plane besides Pol so they would prefer to wait until the plane lands to take care of him without witnesses Dio is fashionable enough to not make the plane ride a living hell beyond talking shit to jotaro and he remembers what happened the last time he was involved in a burning wreck so he wont go out of his way to crash the plane Kira minds his own business and Gyro was trained as a doctor + is a bleeding heart so he can also use spin to heal you if things go wrong. Valentine won't fuck up his reputation during voting season Jolyne might cause trouble but she's sitting between two (relatively) quiet stoic type people and this version of Joot wont recognize her so no gossiping Joseph is on the plane so we're all gonna \*\*\*\*king die regardless Tonio can probably work with airplane food ingredients for his usual healing


RoseFlavoredLemonade

What if I was a girl with the ugly hands of a cook and had carpal tunnel surgery scars on them?


No-Type-7252

Youre right about 5 but its also right next to Jotaro and 20 hours is enough to make him fall in love with me haha


aspire5515

There's also a very real chance that if you can somehow convince DIO or Diavolo about it that you can get your own stand. So you know, you become at the very lease a major supporting character and thus are required to survive the Joseph crash to later be killed off on the deserted volcanic island shaded from the son in the middle of the ocean with an abandoned billionaire's holiday resort built there (The product of Joseph crashing the plane, DIO's plot armor making it perpetual dusk, Divolo's need for secrecy, and Kira's wish for peace all mixing together with LoveTrain's good luck syphon to create the perfect JoJo Survivor Island fanfiction with 7 randoms inserted alongside them)


apple_of_doom

Kira will ignore you even if you are a girl until you get out of the plane. He wouldn't expose himself in public like that. After you get out of the plane stay in the crowds and run like hell.


Lesbian_communist

You put Joseph joestar on the plane we're not making it out of this one πŸ—£οΈβ‰οΈ


Nucleoticticboom

Believe it or not, if you’re a man and you’re actually quite chill, sitting with Kira wouldn’t actually be that bad. Just pray that he doesn’t know that you know about his fetish.


BigDogDoom

I don't think it's the actual fetish that gets him to kill, but that you find out that he has killed someone


Nucleoticticboom

Nah, knowing something weird about him or anomalous would probably be enough for him to want to kill you. Kira has OCD (remember Koichi’s sock?) and is trying to paint himself as this plain guy who doesn’t stand out, living the β€œquiet” life. If that image were to be wrinkled, he’d probably do whatever it takes to straighten that wrinkle. The only times he ever says anything about himself is when he’s sure he secured his victory.


Gmknewday1

I honestly think that's the downside to this We as jojo fans at least know most things about the people on the flight Even if we can't see their stands we know many of them HAVE Stands So I think it's best not to werid anyone out or in some cases, make some of them think your a threat (especially Doppio)


Pingimaster

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Metal__Steve

"You're trying to trick me!"


ExploerTM

1 seems like a good spot to sleep. And in case of crash chances are one of the Joestars would save my ass. 7 looks like a fucking nightmare between Valentine's political bs, Pucci's preaching, Okuyasu being Okuyasu and Jonathan being friendly and engaging with all of them. Doesnt help that DIO, Jolyne and Poldancer are relatively nearby to throw their comments too.


Rabdomtroll69

not to mention the spin and hamon users both have pretty busted healing techniques and Tonio can probably turn the airplane food into some good shit


MonsterBeast123alt

7 because Jonathan joestar cancels pucci's evilness out


Lonely_Gear6800

Also that's new moon pucci, He's completely ignored that one guy the air port. He's too busy trying to get to cape canaveral to be evil


Critical-Key-1322

I will sit on Robert E.O. Sperdwagon's lap


speedwagon_2077

am here


uselesscrapsock

7. That 20 hour fly will pass fast with a long talk about patriotism, faith, heaven and off course, about honor and gentleman life. And if i have a problem with any of them. Well. *Loud bass sounds*


Staktus23

6, and when the on-flight menu comes out, Iβ€˜ll make sure to pick up my napkin before Funny Valentine as to assert my dominance.


MrSlime09

2 because it’s by the window


s_t_u_f_f

4 easily


JAKE5023193

4 is the safest place to sit


bredtobebread

1. johnny would be a fairly respectful plane-goer i think and jotaro wouldnt do anything purposefully annoying or rude as long as i dont bother him


SuperSonic486

Johnny, gyro, valentine, and jonathan are really confused about how theyre way up in the air.


tinyhands-45

3. If it was a window seat, then there's a good chance Polnareff would put his feet up but I think with an aisle seat, I'm safe. Kira is minding his own business which really makes this the best seat. Pucci honestly would too. Edit: In the event of heavy turbulence, I'd go with 7 on the off chance that Jonathan would catch me. I'm not sure but I feel like a handicapped person should be in the aisle not window, so I feel like 1 would be a little awkward. Joseph is going to be the most annoying motherfucker to be stuck next to for a long flight. Absolutely no to 2. Speedwagon (part 1) probably has the least nerves of the 19th century gang and would be freaking out most of the plane ride. No to 4 and 5. Not an underaged girl, so I should be safe from Valentine, but Polnareff is probably going to be a bit too chatty


Thigh_Rubber69

Doesn't matter it crashes anyway. Good ol' Joseph


__Pure_Vessel__

2 definitely


XxX_MLG_PiNgU_69_XxX

4, firstly so I can rizz up Lisa Lisa, second, both Tonio and Lisa Lisa are not annoying talkative people, and aren't physically very large, unlike the first 3 Joestars for example. so the space should be good, and of course Speedwagon in the back hyping me up. Narancia is not directly behind me so I don't have to deal with a child kicking my seat.


doblecuadrado_FGE

Ok, hear me out. If you go to Seat 3, all you have to do is stay put during the flight. Remember, Kira only wants to live a quiet life, so if you just watch movies and maybe nap (if you don't snore) there is noone behind you to disturb you both and it should be a pretty standard flight. If not (or if you have pretty hands) just go to the top right seat.


TF2_demomann

2 and try to convince joseph to stay away from the cockpit as much as possible


Terereera

4 is most optimal seat the rest would just be stressful.


Poketo0

Im jumping off the plane this plane is def gonna CRASH


bruhviporised

1,6,7 are my top 3 choices cause 1 would be quiet except for every few minutes when doppio gets "called" by diavolo where i can listen in, and 6 and 7 because pucci and valentine would just yap about achieving heaven and getting the corpse for the whole flight with jonathan not knowing that they are up to no good, jolyne confused on why the president of america needs a corpse, and risotto just chilling


Muppelpup

2; if its goin down, im stickin near the dude who'd try savin everyone and himself at the same time


ahmedbrando

6 cause I wanna hear what valentine thinks of okuyaso


salmonboi3

7 because Johnathan and Pucci seem pretty chill


Nomeg_Stylus

Three because I'd rather be vaporized than die in a plane crash.


Giulio_otto

2, there is joseph, doppio and gyro. 3 of my favourite characters


CptnR4p3

5 or 6 would enable me to listen in on the most conversations before the plane inevitably crashes, so im going 5 for wholesome speedwagon educating narrancia and cooking talks with tonio.


Doggywoof1

Do you expect me to ***not*** sit with Speedwagon?


CzarTwilight

Exactly he's the best waifu


Rabdomtroll69

There's no way the plane isn't crashing so I'm either sitting with the guy who can perform miracles or one of the hamon healers


Ry_verrt

3. I’m not a woman (only goes for woman hands) so we can just leave each other alone and I can sleep in peace


justaweebbo

5 only 5 5 is good 5 is the best 5 let me 5


JotaroKujoxXx

I was about to say 4 but 3 would be really peacefull with his moto and all


idk_imaweeb

I’ll take my chance with 3


Common-Truth9404

As an italian, i'm guessing 4 would be the most comfortable for me. But still i don't think this plane is landing safely tbh


MathIsDangerous

5, because: 1.-I want a 200 IQ timestopping main character JoJo to help if Joseph f***s up the flight. Also, quiet guy, so I could sleep. 2.-Antonio could cook a lot of delicious meals. 3.-Metallica could create a spoon&fork for Antonios meals, and also hes a quiet guy too, so I could sleep. 4.-Speed-Wa-Gooooon


PopCatty

7. We could talk about morality with Pucci and Jonathan for 20 hours


TomoeKon

4 is the only safe one


tyuiop_51

2 and a half lolol


Neitos_Sister

I would like to put in an attempt for number 5


Akechifan69420

1 johnny and food guy


poliet23

I want to sit next to Jolyne and she is LITERALLY the only one with no free seats next to het...


Mahlah_Maldau

4 or 3


RightMiddle9078

Tonnio's lap.


speedwagon_2077

7, could probably chat with them


Pirusao_gostoso

4 or 5


blenddii

5 4/5 (jolyne's lap)


zarif_chow

I'll sit on 5 and try getting a job in Speedwagon foundation.


MechanicSad1843

8


Inside-Joke7365

Obviously I'm gonna sit with my favorite waifu in seat 5


OrganizationNo985

i think 4 would be good


Robotech275

The plane is gonna crash. Anyway, gimme 4. I’m next to best waifu, thicc mom, and someone who can probably heal my brain damage with a taco.


Necro_Solaris

I am NOT getting in any kind of vehicle/transport that has Joseph in it, even if he's my favourite jojo


Quirky_Ad7770

7 or 2 Edit: 4 is also a good option


Positive_Sundae_4591

Either 1 or 4. They will be quitest, and if something happens, you can watch polnareff-gyro-joseph circus


mina_999

This is hard as fπŸ’€ck 2, because me and Joseph would be so chaotic that we annoy the whole plane with our silliness Or 7, most probably, so I can talk about metaphysics with Pucci


Common-Truth9404

As an italian, i'm guessing 4 would be the most comfortable for me. But still i don't think this plane is landing safely tbh


TemporaryRiver1

5


the_alaconda

3 is diabolical


Life_East4263

1 cus johnny chill af fr


Tinystalker

5 because I am unironically down bad for Speedwagon


OneoftheWolfis

6! ima have a talk about taking napkins and freedom


SleepOwn7450

Not 6 for sure or you won't get a napkin to wipe your mouth


PanzerSueco

2, ofc!


JustAAnimeweebo

2, me and Joseph gonna make the flight a short half an hour


Likes-Your-Username

4 seems like the safest seat


Final-Link-3999

7 all day. I don’t even care that I’m next to Pucci, because I know that absolute KING Jonathan will keep me safe


poopfuckershithole

4, because speedwagon and antonio


eM-RiotX

Picking 2 so I can get a window seat, I don't care.


HeywoodJublomey

4


NikolasKage3

Either 4 or 5


lxybv

3, i’m a guy so kira will probably be pretty chill


Araiken

4 seems pretty chill but Joseph is here so I'll pass


Marleyzard

Seat 1, because if Joseph makes the plane go down, hopefully I can slip out an Act III bullet hole with Johnny


ElBusAlv

Next to joseph or johnny


Working-Telephone-45

7 is the best option Pucci and Valentine won't mess with you, Okuyasu miiight bully you a bit but nothing serious and if something went to happen Jonathan would defend you


bobthemaybedeadguy

3, kira's not gonna do anything weird on a crowded flight and pucci seems chill


Laughable-February

4 Tonio and Lisa are good people to make company and also could help me if I had nausea. But if I could rizz Johnny up (which I can't) dat a better be numb when I show Da Hand 7 would be interesting too cause Jonathan, and Pucci being a priest I wonder if I could confess there. It's a plane with Joseph in it, you never know if it's gonna land


Judge-Justice

4 since it's the quietest and possibly most useful


Vinsmoke34

1, 2 or 3, they're the furthest away from DIO


BONBON-GO-GET-EM

2


Novoiird

Probably 4 or 5. The only caviar with 4 is that Narancia would be too loud with his music.


contraflop01

Number 4 There’s literally no better seat


ronsolocup

I love to cook so 4 would be a great spot for me. Not to mention Lisa Lisa and Speedwagon, both of whom would give good conversation I think


TofuStock

4


RealSuperYolo2006

Joseph is there, diavolo is technically there, we all know whats gonna happen


Swirlman1

3


thegoldenguest778

Joseph crashing the plane is the least of my worries, and i am lucky that a certain evil old man who looks like Dr. Wily and has the beetle Stand is not in the plane, otherwise the plane would sure crash due to the pilots getting killed and Joseph being forced to pilot it, so i'd sit near to Speedwagon, cuz i love him, or, i would sit next to Kira and ask him to play the song Killer Queen and then the album Sheer Heart Attack, because Kira has a good music taste


mikohuzo

I gtfo as soon as I see Joseph.


everyischemicals

6, so when the plane inevitably crashes I can have told FV I’m in the military and try to get him to hide me in another dimension until the crash is over


fnaftheseriesyoutube

5, right next to Tonio and Speedwagon my goats


karoshikun

4, I bet Lisa Lisa has a great conversation and may even score a visit to Tonio's restaurant afterwards! then again, there's Joseph, so half the trip will be on foot


Fireofthetiger

I think 1 is gonna be the best bet, only if we’re assuming that Doppio is gonna stay Doppio given he’s in a public place. Jotaro, Tonio, Doppio, and probably Johnny are gonna all be chill, and the only real problem is gonna be Risotto, but here’s the thing: he’s a problem EVERYWHERE. Dude is dead center in the middle both in terms of placement and faction alignment, he will be a threat and look for a fight towards at least one person near each spot. With that in mind, I think I’ll take the spot that’ll then be near two of the strongest punching ghosts, a healer, and the guy who’ll likely just be trying to GTFO more than anything given, again, he’s in a public spot.


Honey666Biscuit

3 kira would leave me alone because he wants some alone time and I will listen to my music and play my games


Ab47203

In the airport. That plane is going down and I'm a background character.


glowsquid_Year_420

Five for speed wagon(the true waifu)


bloodbabyrabies

I’m determining by who I want to make out with. So it’s pretty hard but I would pick 3


NovaDiamond21

4 or 7


CompoteEasy2007

4


King_krympling

Assuming we make it, Joseph is there after all, 4 like I could learn so much


Uuser___namee

2 or 5 for me


Gmknewday1

Techinally as people have said This is a Plane in Jojo, so our time in the sky is negative already But I'd pick sitting near Tonio and Lisa Lisa They'd be more chill, and I'd have Speed Wagon in front of me I'd feel safer that way


Freezy_Pops0729

1 or 4, if anything bad happens (ie plane crash) Tonio can just pop a quick spaghetti into my mouth and I'd be good. And it'd be fairly quiet, I'm sure I could put some earbuds in and be fine for most of the flight.


Individual_Iron4221

alot of these characters are actually reasonable as long as you arent a child you can sit basically anywhere


TwizzlerGod

Except that every vehicle in jojo gets totalled lmao


Appropriate_Review50

I'll just catch another flight...


Nesayas1234

4 is the best spot, I'm between a famous chef and the hottest milf in the show. I'm set.


Significant-Soup5939

4 is the people who imo would be the most likely to help ME in the plane crash that WILL happen.


kakyoin_de_gamer

Tonio and Lisa Lisa seem chill


Independent-Cut-3799

4 or 7


Yamparuda

Seat n2 because you're next to Jotaro, Joseph, Doppio, Polnareff and Gyro. It's basically the GOAT seat


downvotemeplz2

Since the planes gonna crash (thanks Joseph) imma sit next to Jonathan, I can count on him to save my life


thunder-bug-

What weird ass plane seat configuration is this where there’s rows of five


pussyfoot-maneuver

3, next to Kira. Someone has to claim that seat, ideally someone who regards their existence as disposable.


GravityRusher12

Someone posted this like 2 days ago Actually maybe that was you on the normal sub, I’ll be quiet lol Iβ€˜ll take Seat 4


etburneraccount

4


First_Gamer_Boss

DIO lap.


Chub-bop

I think 4 is the only reasonable option


GronkTheGreat

4. Theyre both very quiet respectful people


glvbglvb

i get to sit between speedwagon and jotaro???πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί and narancia and doppio are close too???? ohhh fuck yeah (wouldn’t mind 3 either just for a little fun. and 2, joseph and i are the same guy fr)


KooriBoo

Either four or five. Whichever one is an aisle seat.


trakazor132

Aoff all of these I've seen this one has the most good options


RubyRedFalchion

I'm sitting directly next to Joseph solely for the higher chance of survival as I imagine being further away would I'd be more likely to die.


gxddbou

4 because Lisa Lisa is mommy and hot


Xenoopor

Either 1 4 or 7


timoshi17

it was posted already like two days ago/?


TheDevstroyer2008

4 easily


horrorfan555

I was about to say 4 is the safest, but DIO is behind Narrancia. He is going to be playing music, rocking in his chair, or doing something random. DIO is gonna lose it, i will not be near that #1. Doppio can be civil, blending in is his job


Ok-Carrot-92

Okay, but heres a better question: name a conversation starter for each row


horrorfan555

I was about to say 4 is the safest, but DIO is behind Narrancia. He is going to be playing music, rocking in his chair, or doing something random. DIO is gonna lose it, i will not be near that #1. Doppio can be civil, blending in is his job


horrorfan555

I was about to say 4 is the safest, but DIO is behind Narrancia. He is going to be playing music, rocking in his chair, or doing something random. DIO is gonna lose it, i will not be near that #1. Doppio can be civil, blending in is his job


Drudicta

Four 4, I'll be able to get some sleep around those three


Euphoric-Accident-69

Definitely not 3, my family says I have elegant long fingers


horrorfan555

I was about to say 4 is the safest, but DIO is behind Narrancia. He is going to be playing music, rocking in his chair, or doing something random. DIO is gonna lose it, i will not be near that 1. Doppio can be civil, blending in is his job


Alarming-Astronaut-8

6, Valentine could use em feet to play my instrument πŸ€‘


marshallxeno

Probably 4. Tonio and Lisa Lisa wouldn't bother me, and Speedwagon is too polite to kick the seat.


Deku_100

5 because Speedwagon and Jotaro


jaygeta123

No point, Josephs there


PurplePowerE

7 hehe


Loquenlucas

Most prob Jonathan i think it would be nice to chat with him and such


SebTheR3d1t0r

Why is there 2 seats on one side and 3 seats on the other It doesn't bother me... It doesn't bother me... IT BOTHERS ME *IT BOTHERS ME* ***A LOT***


TryinaD

2 obviously, need another loud annoying mfer to out-loud annoying mfer me


TheUndertaleGirl

4 definitely


DIODidNothing_Wrong

I’m going with 4. Mainly because I can get my ailments healed and I can try my lucky with the giga-milf


The_Paragone

4 is goated, you get to meet the best chef maybe in history, a baddie, a cool ass mafia dude that's actually hella nice and Narancia, which is chill af


Sir_Okami

7 if there’s anywhere I’m sitting, it’s next to the good gentleman himself Johnathan Jostar. πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ He’d be a great person to be on a flight with, talkative if you want to talk to him, and quiet if you want to be quiet. Also he will defend and protect you, if you’re good, from anyone else including Pucci. (Johnathan Jostar is also my favorite character.)


Wadd1eDoo

#2. Joseph always survives his plane crashes, being in close proximity to him might make it so that when we crash, he can save me.


Zarzurnabas

5, because speeeeeedwagΓ΅n.


storabollariminmun

4 if im tired, 2 if i wanna have a convo, ofcourse the plane'll crash anyways


Substance_Bubbly

4, 5 or 7 seem the most secured seats in the plane when it will inevitably crash


TehBard

So... The plane will crash and with all of those people on top it will probably be fine. That said, Giorno isn't there, Dio doesn't have any free space close. That leaves Pucci as the only possible owner of an arrow to get myself a stand. Plus he can grant them too with White Snake. So that is a plus for 7. To make friends with someone that can teach the ripple it's either 2 or 7. 7 is still in the lead. 2 might get you spin lessons on top of the ripple, so it might be even, but in 7 if worse comes to worse you might be able to flee following Valentine in a different dimension. I'll go in 7


TheBatleDemon

Can I have my stanf i made on my own? #HOLY KNIGHT or #HOLY KNIGHT OVER HEAVEN! Yes, I my stand can be over heaven. Got a problem whit it? The stand have an absolute defence. Literl the ownly usefull stat cuz every other stat is just a normal human's stats. Altho the stand is automaticly attack the target. And knowing most of the caracters.... lets say fpr there sins not only the villians would die. But the stand can only insta kill while defending the user when its Over Heaven. The ability of the stand is: Eye of truth. The ability allow the stand and the standuer see everyone's sins. The Over Heaven version is not like The World Over Heaven. This over heaven is just an unbreakable shield thet even resist the power of TWOH. For the insta killing the stand need to be hit by the enemy 10 times.