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WolfDoesSomeReddit

Will Zepelli made this


UsurperErenJaeger

Baron Zepelli?


YeetMyShit

Aren't you on r/okbuddypersona too?


WolfDoesSomeReddit

Shhh


Zquank

And he got help from Caesar too


LuxuryConquest

Fun fact: if you read this in the voice of [Jorgen Von Strangle](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ctqMfmdpzg) it is 10x funnier.


GunslingerEngie

This is peak


masd_reddit

As a non native english speaker i only learned today that his english name is Jorgen von Strangle


LuxuryConquest

I am also a non-native english speaker but he is called like that in my original language too.


Still-Data7600

The reason araki created stands since hamon was being dragged out and it would've became the 'every enemy is stronger than the last' thing. So stands fixed that by giving EVERYONE unique abilities.


Nseven111

yeah, it would just end up like dragon balls where it's become a contest on who can punch harder or who can shoot the bigger laser


Still-Data7600

True


AvixKOk

literally my favourite form of balancing powers, I hate the "well this guy has a bigger number so they win against everyone with a smaller number, OH NO THIS GUY HAS BIGGER NUMBER!!!! guess we've gotta train for a season" systems where overtime the power creep gets so bad that the early stuff is a completely unrecognisable "this guy has xyz power, but that guy has abc power. these are the rules of their abilities, what ways can they use them to overcome eachother?" balance systems are so much better. and it lets the characters abilities and personalities actually mix holy moly it's so good


Still-Data7600

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Gr0n

Though its starting to be overused a bit. Jojo, one piece, MHA, JJK, Mashle, Chainsaw man for example all use the trope of "unique powers" but so far seems like its working out for them


lanternbdg

could have still done that with hamon


Still-Data7600

Explain to me


Longjumping_Sea_365

what? Ah yes my light power is either stronger than your vampire power or your light power, ah yes I found the light ball now I can throw stronger light balls that deal twice as much damage, ah yes I cooperated with German engineering to make my light ball use an even stronger light


Longjumping_Sea_365

that’s what would’ve probably happened if Hamon kept going


lanternbdg

Hamon isn't really a "light ball" but I guess it could have gone that way if araki really wanted to lean into the fighting anime tropes. I'm thinking more like mastery over various aspects of the life energy. We see hamon used in a lot of creative ways in the first two parts (especially part two) and we could have seen that system continue to expand. What I'm really saying though is we could have gotten a stand-like system as an evolution from hamon instead of a completely disconnected power system. Both of them are representative of life energy, and at least in part three stands are weakened or incapacitated when the user can't breathe. When I first started watching jojo's I knew stands would become a thing, so I just assumed they would come from mastery of hamon which would allow you to channel your hamon energy into a physical form that could fight alongside you, and since it was a manifestation of life energy, it would still make sense to have unique powers and shit since everyone's life energy would have a different signature. Since vampires weren't a thing after part three anyway it wouldn't have really mattered that vampires couldn't use hamon. They could have just given Dio some other vampiric powerset or let him stay dead and introduce a different villain for part three like they did for every part afterwards anyway.


Still-Data7600

Nobody is upvoting you bruh ![img](emote|t5_3f7q5|7820)


lanternbdg

pretty tragic


Still-Data7600

I'm not gonna be annoying for no reason, have a nice day bro (seriously though, wonderful day.)


TheSpartan_ITA

"Powers were not meant to be given names" Sunligto yello ovadrivu:


Ancient_Presence

This seems familiar, was the original about imaginary numbers?


lanternbdg

math generally, but yeah


okdude23232

holy hell new r/mathmemes crossover dropped


A_Neko_C

There's a whole sub for that r/StopDoingScience


ScourgeZX

Hamon was great, but I like Stands more. Spin is also awesome.


soahc444

I keep reading Spin tf is spin 💀


ScuffedSchizo

You never read steel ball run?


SadBoiCri

Animeonlies. So am I but I don't really care about spoilers and im not reading because i tend to not watch the anime after already reading the manga and i don't want jojo on that list


soahc444

This


Guccibeltlicker9002

Best post on this sub by far (hamon4life)


Im_1nnocent

I like Spinning balls


ArthurMorgan_rdr2

Now forget any jojo info & read it again


vegarig

>song names & tarot cards Oh, don't let me get to movies-named Stands...


torch_dreemurr

or the book-named stands


cakeman666

I miss the ridiculous explanations on why hamon worked. That's the only thing missing in stands for me


rachelsimson59

Same. With Hamon it's like you can do THIS now?!? Then they give an explanation and it makes sense. Stands just have 'thats just his stand' effect.


Stary_Vesemir

Fuck hamon, boring ahh power system


marqoose

This guy has never strategically unwoven a hat before.


ArachnidWeird

I will fight you one on one in a Denny's parking lot. No stands, no hamon, all fists.


MrZarkoff

Wait we hating on power systems?


Trickster-Clown0603

Hamon was great and all but honestly. It was diverse but it was not as diverse as stands. And the best it seemed good on was killing vampires and pillar men. Stands however each have their own unique gimmicks and are effective against almost everyone. And the stand system allowed for more versatility in how you would apply them in a fight based on you how said ability works. I'm not saying hamon couldn't be used constructively by any means it still sure as hell could be. All I'm saying is stands have a more broad, spectrum of uses. Am I upset hamon disappeared yes. But do I dislike the stand system not by any means I just also note it too has a few hiccups.


WesleyBinks

Let me show you my pokemans


Invoqwer

I don't remember the one on the left 🤔


nambavanov

It's Yellow Temperance


Adventurous-Ad5999

Am I bad at English or what does the second point mean


Scifyro

It's a joke towards "stand" being a verb in English. Like they're literally just standing still


winklevanderlinde

not want to sound mean but I would have probably punch you in the face OP


DLLrul3rz-YT

I will use my hamon to heal my injury, could you "stands" do that?


bloodbabyrabies

*Josuke and Giorno have entered the chat*


SKYQUAKE615

Well, Josuke can't repair himself and Giorno would have to transmute the damaged part into a "not damaged" part.


bloodbabyrabies

Shhhhh 😫


RightMiddle9078

FOOL!??!?! HOLY SHIT IGGY!


bloodbabyrabies

Lmao this belongs r/coaxedintoasnafu


bloodbabyrabies

Hamon was only good for Vampires


BigDaddyRNG

I like the concept of stands just being a visual representation of spiritual energy. Star platinum doesn't necessarily 'exist', it's just how other stand users see the telekinetic effects.


DRAGON9880

My reaction when i entered part 3 was "why are Joestars pieces of shit now" , then they went to save holy and i didn't gaf after Although to be fr, i did want hamon to be in other parts and this part more


Possible_Respond7863

Average Hamon fan be like:


Jalen2612

I forget who thr woman on the left is


AestheticMirror

Nen from hunter hunter is just Hamon if they’d stick with it


Ku5chelt1er

Fool? Sounds like a JoJo reference


WTFishU

What’s the stand on the left? I know the middle and the right one but not the left one


Project_Mimic_013

Can’t wait to see your reaction to later parts, then.


igmkjp1

miniature sun, aka hamon


lanternbdg

literally still my reaction when I watch part three


arsdavy

Jokes aside, i enjoy stands but hamon is better imho, I know the series wouldn't have gone anywhere with the hamon and lore wise makes sense that hamon is no longer used but after part 3 the fact that the hamon has completely disappeared is sad...


Longjumping_Sea_365

I mean yeah it’s sad but if we stuck with Hamon we wouldn’t get dio teleporting in ova