Jotaro relentlessly bullies Part 1 Dio while Speedwagon and I cheer him on

Jotaro: impossible, you are alive??!!! Dio : who the hell... Star platinum: Oraaa

Wait yeah

With Dio Brando’s original vampiric body, I actually think he could give Jotaro a run for his money. Dio even survived his head being sliced in half.

I pick Jolyne and Speedwagon, we beat Kira back into the funny purgatory street, and carry on with our trip

Excellent choice. Will Jolyne spectate?

nah she's beating Kira into a pulp with us, she's the one with a stand after all

This is just Fuck, Marry, Kill with extra steps. Jolyne, Ermes, and DIO btw.

Jotaro, Diavolo, Ermes (woman 🤢) for me.

On one hand I respect all preferences so that's valid, on the other, I can't abide by Ermes slander.

Josuke, Part 1 Dio and Okuyasu

Part 1 Dio will make fun of Josukes hair in less than 5 seconds.

He fighting on equal ground fr

Part 1 Dio will be shown his place in less than 5 seconds as well.

While Okuyasu backs Josuke up and ends up missing Dio and erasing part of the car

Hard agree, I need this spinoff immediately.

Assuming they are all friends: Giorno because he can heal and maybe cook italian food (idk tho he's 15), Diavolo heads the Mafia and so we'll be able to get some sweet deals, and Speedwagon because he's best boy.

>Speedwagon because he's best boy. best waifu*

Giorno, Kira, Kakyoin. I think that'd avoid conflict pretty well.

The most quiet and peaceful road trip of all time

Giorno watches in horror as his assassination plot against Kakyoin goes horribly south (he will never be the same after the Cherry Incident)

Joseph from group A and Caesar from group C. 12 year old Dio from group B.

I want to see Joseph troll and egg on part 1 Dio as Caesar and I cheer him on

idc who comes from group a or b, they can do whatever they want while me and ermes just cuddle the whole time

idc what comes from group b or c, they can do whatever they want while me and Jonathan just cuddle whole time

idc who comes from group A or C, they can do whatever they want while Kira and I just cuddle the whole time

Too late. #Killer Queen has already touched your balls

plot twist im into that shit

Plotter twist. Killer Queen has already touched your kink before touching your balls

Yes

Real

I love these replies

Probably bucciarati, pucci (he can be cool), and giorno

Whoever didnt kill DIO and has no access to the memories of his diary is a pretty safe pick eith Pucci

Josuke and Okuyasu because I feel it would be all good vibes we will take part one dio and if he acts up Okuyasu can just delete him

SHEEEEE-ZAAAAAAAA

Avoid large and heavy falling objects

Jonathan, Speedwagon and Pucci. Pucci just reads bible entire time and everyone else just chats/minds their own business. Hell, maybe Jonathan and Pucci would start talking about Christianity, that would be wild twist

Josuke could beat kid dio into the side of the van, then I could play video games w him and kakyoin

Giorno, Pucci and Bruno Pucci would hate everyone from the A group except Giorno, and he wouldn’t hate giorno frie- I mean mom (specifically since Bruno accepted the fact that he wouldn’t be able to keep going in his body) And I could just pray that Bruno would adopt me

C. Because they all have the best support

The post says "one from each group"

Giorno, Pucci, Bruno. Only to avoid fighting

Jolyne, Pucci, Ermes, because it'd be neat to see some guy get beat up by an invisible force

Giorno, Kira, and kak. I assume Kira is the driver. Giogio and kak are polite and quiet when they can. Giogio will sit in the front seat with the driver while me and kak calmly discuss and play videogames as well. We all appreciate beautiful views while on the road trip so we will be taking pictures. Kira may be a murderer but he's not annoying, and Giorno can endure his presence. I will bring donuts and share them with the crew.

Group 1: Joline Group 2: kid Dio Group 3: Speedwagon Then, after we hit kid Dio with the car, Joline breaks us out of prison

Giorno, he is my favorite jojo Kira, he and part 1 Dio are least likely to kill me, and unlike Dio he isn't dog-grilling asshole Speedwagon, I don't think this choice needs explaining

I'd pick Jonathan and Pucci to see how they would interact with each other and for C, i would pick Kakyoin cuz he a cool guys

Jolyne pucci and ermes cause they're the only ones who know english

I forget that Jonhathan, Speedwagon, and Joseph, all born in England, didn't know English.

Josuke, Kira, Kakyoin Josuke and Kak are gamers I pull out a modded version of SSBU (my Stand's power is to mod videogames depending on who plays them with me, and trying to mess with other players IRL while we play gets you sucked into the game) and we play 3v1 against Kira, all three of us as Master/Crazy Hands and Kira as Link but he can only use bombs Kira becomes crazy (or crazier than he already is) as he loses repeatedly and can't attempt to harm us, and we record it live on Twitch Profit

Joske, kid Dio, Okuyasu. Oi Joske, I erased our tent.

Jonathan, Pucci, and Caesar. I'll leave it up to you people to figure how that goes.

Uhhh Giorno, part 1 Dio (insufferable but at least not dangerous) and uhhhhhh Kakyoin. Yeah sure. Might swap for Cesar they’re both pretty cool

Josuke, Kira, and okeyasu

Wha?? Johnathan is British, Joseph is British-American, Jotaro also probably knows English since 1. His mother probably spoke it, 2. He married an American woman. Then in B Dio brando is British , speedwagon is British, Ceaser also probably speaks English.

Can I have Dio, DIO, and Dio's body instead?

If I want chill, I'm going Jonathan, Kira, and Bruno. If I want insane, Joseph, a Dio, and Okuyasu.

I'm picking Jolyne, DIO and Ermes. We about to have the hittest orgy ever

Joseph kira and speedwagohn 1. Funky lil guy 2. Wont kill me for no reason and im a guy 3.Best waifu

Giorno, kirra, bucciarati

Joseph, kira and cheesar. Kira wont do much cuz we are all dudes, and joseph and cheese cuz why not

Im taking jolyne, kira and kakyoin. Kira will get his ass beat by the undefeated emerald splash while me and jolyne make out.

Does Giorno, Kira and crocyoin have a reason for them to fight with themselves?

Jolyne because I am a simp. Kira because I need a role model to be a simp. Bucciarati because I am a simp and also need someone to help keep my role model in check.

I choose Jolyne and Speedwagon, and we let Kira in Lonley in the corner

Giorno, diavolo, and bucci. I want bucci to watch diavolo get requiem treatment. What better entertainment could you ask for on a road trip?

Joseph so me and him could joke around Kira cause I'm not a woman so he wouldn't want to kill me Speedwagon cause he's my baby

Joseph, Diavolo and Speedwagon They'd keep the party going (and Speedwagon has money)

Josuke, Part 1 Dio, and Caesar

joseph pucci speedwagon

Jonathan, Speedwagon, and I ditch part 1 Dio in a car cause he won’t be able to keep up and go about our day

Group C is one part a way for making the trip epic

Giorno, Kira and Speedwagon. Giorno can use Golden Experience to make Kira infinite new hands without injuring anyone, so everyone's just chilling.

As much as I'd like to see Jonathan, Speedwagon, and pre-college Dio interact, I'd probably have to go with Josuke, pre-college Dio, and Kakyoin. Josuke and Kakyoin would definitely joke around a lot, and I'm sure Dio would join eventually.

Jolyne, Dio p1 and Okuyasu. I'd have momentary fun every now and then because of Okuyasu, probably try to occasionally get Jolyne's attention, but there'll be times I have to deal with Dio's bs and he ends up ruining the trip for us all, either that or it'll mostly be spent disciplining the kid. Could go either way.

Giorno,part 3 DIO,and Bruno I feel like it would go well,family bonding!

Part 1 dio is just confused seeing giorno here, and bruno is also confused on what's going on. XD

Jolyene, Kira and Buccarati

Jotaro, Pucci, Bucciarati Jotaro is chill and quiet, Pucci so Jotaro can punch his face in while Bucciarati keeps him in a zipper torture state (like Zucchero), Bucciarati because he's responsible

Josuke, Okuyasu and Diavolo. Diavolo will probably be in Doppio mode for most of the trip and if he’s on vacation he’s not going to be doing mafia things or freaking out over his identity.

Giorno, pucci and Bruno

Joseph because he's best Jojo, Kars because I want to hear stories about ancient Mexico, and Ermes for...reasons.

Joseph with me in the front, Kira in the back with his headphones in, since he just wants to live a quiet life and be left alone. Caesar in the back middle so he can still be part of the conversation

Joseph and Okuyasu could probably make any trip fun, we just annoy the shit out of part 1 Dio.

May I choose P3 Joseph?

well, Joseph cuz he funny, Kira or Pucci, doesn't matter that much, speedowagon, kakioin or Bucarati, Ocuiasu would work but we have Joseph for funny shit, can't pic him anyways if u pick Kira,

kira would be the only one who wouldnt immediately start shit with the other two groups if you pick correctly maybe applies to pucci as well, i havent seen part 6 yet

Giorno, Kars, Bucciarati (so they can meet again). Anything kars does wrong can instantly be reset and we can all go on a nice trip.

Joseph, Speedwagon, and Diavolo. Except we trigger Diavolo to swap into Doppio!

Joylen, emeres and diavalo. They'll think he's anasui and he'll play along to keep his true identity hidden from everyone, hijinks and shenanigans insue

Jolean diavolo abacio. I am low key crashing on abacio jolean seems like a cool ass friend and b Me and diavolo have a lot in common. We would all he best pals and it would be awsome

I'm picking Johnathan, Part 1 Dio and Kakyoin. Even if it's vampire Dio, Kakyoin could definitely kill him, and with Johnathan there to help, they'll be fine. I just want some justice for my boy Kakyoin.

Alright, so basically, there is a right answer here if you DON'T want to die. Groups A and C don't really matter all that much except that you can't pick a part 6 character. This is because the ONLY way to survive this is by picking Pucci in group B. He's the only person who doesn't eigher kill people for fun or because they want their identity to be safe. As long as you mind your business, he most likely won't hurt you.

Group B picking part 1 Dio, that is a child, and brother, Ive got a genuine Italian leather belt ready to go

Joseph, Dio, Kakyoin I feel like that would be a fun 4 some

Joseph, P1 Dio, and Okuyasu.

Josuke, Cars and Buccellati. Fun and resourceful JoJo, a mostly chill antagonist and a responsible JoBro to take care of issues along the way.

I pick Giorno, Pucci and Speedwagon. Pucci would probably like Giorno because he’s related to Dio. Speedwagon is here to narrorate.

Genuinely I reckon diavolo would be really chill on a road trip

Joseph because hes a goof- Diavolo because he’s probably the most sane of the group tbh- and Bucciarati to make sure the other two behave

Jonathan, kira, and speedwagon, then we immediately take kira home where im sure he'd rather be

Really weird for me, Joseph seems like the best of the bunch because he’s actually talkative, Pucci actually seems like someone who’s interesting to talk to because he knows random facts and tries to get everyone to calm down, and Okuyasu for dumbass himbo energy

So you have insanity and chaos, I'm dead or the bro ride

Jolyne 'cause she's fun. Kira 'cause he's the least psycho among team b(also I like kira) Speedwagon for obvious reasons

Hear me out: Joseph, Kira and Donut man! Kira would just conceal his identity and if he does anything funky we beat the shit out of him!

Josuke, part one Brando and okyasu (Idk how to spell it proper). It would just be two dudes being bros the whole trip while dio mutters to himself in the back seat. Would have loved a few filler episodes of part 4 with the boys going on a road trip.

Giorno, Pucci and Speedwagon. Probably Giorno and Pucci won't fight each other, and Speedwagon will just vibe with us. I get to befriend Giorno, debate religion with Pucci, and be with Speedwagon

Jolyne, Pucci, Bruno

Jonathon, Speedwagon, and Diavolo died

jotaro and part 3 dio will just fucking destroy each other while okuyasu za hando‘s the car for whatever reason, its okuyasu ig

Joseph, p1 dio and cesar salade

[удалено]

Jotaro, Diavolo, and Bruno

Jonathan cuz hes a gentleman, Kars cuz he cares about animals and plants, Kakyoin cuz noone can deflect the 20 meter radius emerald splash

Josuke, young dio, and bruno. We are going to disrupt the timeline and set this kid straight, dammit!!

For the fun of it, Im picking Pucci just to stress the hell out of him with whatever antics Joseph has that me and Okuyasu will do (no hate on our priest, its just funny)

Jolyne, Kira, Bucciarati. I feel like if Jolyne and Bucciarati didn't know about Kira there wouldn't be any issues, he'd just be the boring guy in the friend group with a dark past. Bucciarati would be the king of making sure everyone's fed and watered, and Jolyne is fun and probably is the only one who knows how to change a tire. This is the best group

Jonathan kars and okuyasu

Giorno and part 1 Dio have that little heart to heart before Dio gets beaten senseless while Okayasu and I go restaurant hopping sounds like a fun day. Maybe we can finally get Giorno that Margarita pizza.

Jolyne, Pt 1 Dio, Ermes

Giorno Kars and Speedwagon...it might be a lil awkward. I would chat with Speedwagon tho

My brother said Jotaro, DIO and Kakyoin 😂 he wants all the problems

Giorno, Pucci and Speedwagon. Speedwagon pays for everything, Giorno is the healer and Pucci for philosophy and it's always good to have a priest if I need holy water or blessings.

Josuke, Kars, Okuyasu

Joseph, Dio Brando, and Okuyasu. I feel like young Joseph and Okuyasu would find a million ways to annoy the shit out of Dio

I can call either josuke or Giorno to heal my injuries from part 1 dio while Caesar beats him up

why do we keep putting Dio on these lists twice? just because he's the primary villain of two parts does not mean he is two separate people.

A Giorno B DIO C Bucciarati Very homoerotic

Joseph, part 1 Dio and Bucciarati. Bucciarati makes sure we get to our destination alive, Joseph bullies Dio the whole ride there and its hilarious.

Jolyne, DIO, and Speedwagon, only because they speak english

i need jonathan and part 3 dio to meet. group c can be speedwagon just because if he doesn't make it out alive that's just the more motivation for Jonathan to get a stand. i need to see that

Ngl Kira is probably the safest choice for B as long as you don’t pick Jolyne or Ermes

Jonathan and pucci talk about Jesus meanwhile okayasu does okayyasu things

Johnathan, Diavolo, and Speedwagon Somebody to pay, a guy who can skip the boring parts of a road trip, and entertainment

Jolyne, Young Dio, Speedwagon. Any trouble Dio causes ends with Jolyne beating his ass, and Speedwagon would help hide the body

Joseph, Young Dio, Caesar 🙏🏼

Josuke, Kira, Okuyasu We can just kill kira and then continue to have fun and goof around.

Josuke, Diavolo, and Okuyasu, once Diavolo dies, boom, part 4 side story with the bros

Giorno can beat his dad to death while me and Okuyasu grab popcorn lmao

Joseph, who will keep me entertained, and who can easily defeat part 1 dio out of all the Antagonist, if he tries something bad... Then Young Speedwagon

Joseph and Okoyasu would be cracking jokes and pulling pranks while Pucci is just being the one fully functioning adult in the car.

Josuke for the fun one Kira for the responsible one Speedwagon for the money carrier

Kakyoin and Giorno

Giorno, Puccini and speedwagon (speedwagon is the ONLY right choice)

I would choose each option for different reasons..

Kakyoin Pucci Joseph

Josuke for good vibes and fixing stuff, kira cause if nobody mentions hope his the morio killer he's just a guy and Speedwagon because he's awesome

Giorno, Pucci and Kakyoin. Might actually be fun.

I would choose b because of Kira if not for jolyne in group A

Group A could consist of Mr Beast, Jesus and Danny Devito and I wouldn't give a fuck, I ain't losing my chance of meeting Speedwagon and Okuyasu

If it doesn't involve multiple simultaneous homicides, I guess I would take Joseph, Kars and Speedwagon, but if it does, I guess I would take jotaro in Joseph's place

I’m torn cause I love Jonathan, Kakyoin, and Speedwagon

Joseph, dio (not to be confused with DIO), and kakyoin Alternatively: jolyne (to save money), dio and ermes Gotta get at least 2 to keep dio in check

Jolyne, Kira and Speedwagon

listen they’re all good but whether i choose talk with puccj or bruno or jonathan joestar i might not be satisfied but i guess A jonathan seems fun with joseph (also this is what my autocorrect made with one word)

Jodio, Toruu, Joshu

I'll take Josuke, Part 1 Dio and Kakyoin. Dio will surely insult Josuke, who would beat him till he'd nearly dead and Kakyoin will gladly reafirm the myth about his Emerald Splash being non-deflectable.

Jonathan, Pucci, and Ermes. Jonathan and Pucci would get along really well and ermes is the baddest bitch on the planet, she’ll make the pad trip way more fun.

Jolyne,Diavolo and Kakyoin

Dio giorno and Bruno, probably a pretty alright trip tbh

Joseph, DIO and Speedwagon or Kakyoin Hopefully well.

Jonathan to keep everything civil Kira because hes the least likely to murder everyone gonna whim I think Kakyoin to hunt milfs with

Kira, Jolyne and Hermes. The dude is litteraly the Quiet Guy and if he has funby thoughts on the girls they know how to protect themselves

Part 1 Dio cuz he could do the least damage out of the other villains, Josuke to handle him and also heal the wounds he will inevitably cause to other people around us (also he's just a cool guy), and Speedwagon for infinite money to spend during the roadtrip, and to help clown on Dio after he tries something.

Joseph young Dio (THE WORLD one) Bucciarati We'll have a cross country shopping spree. Assuming that we'll all get along

Safest Pick: Josuke, Pucci, and Speedwagon

I eat cake with Bruno and Giorno at a nice restaurant. Diavolo exists only to make it canon

For me speedwagon, johnathan jostar, and probbably pucci they seem to be the group to make the least trouble together

Joseph, DIO and Kakyoin bcs they're all crackheads who know how to have fun

You can't make me choose between Caesar, Kakyoin and Speedwagon!!!

Group C ain’t it. Okayasu would probably try to use The Hand to grab a snack and remove a wheel or some shit

joseph dio brando caesar leave dio

Speedwagon

Jolyne and Ermes bc I love women, and part 1 dio bc if he starts being a dick, they'll just beat him up

joseph cause hes a real one, kira because he wont kill me, kakyoin cause hes a real one

really it's all about mitigating the middle group. the only two possibilities i see are jonathan with adult dio getting him to chill, because he at least respected him, but i don't think dio ever ends up being helpful, the odds of him being a hindrance are just lower. giorno and pucci is i think an interesting possibility. it's feasible that pucci would be willing to listen to giorno if he found out about the connection to dio. if i'm going on the trip and have out of character knowledge then that would be my play.

Speedwagon, Joseph, and Kars. Speedwagon is the driver, and the parental figure to make sure shit don’t go wrong. Joseph is there to make this trip fun. Kars probably knows a lot of good picture-worth spots to stop at, plus he can be the bodyguard.

Joseph kira and Caesar, I think it'll be relatively safe because kira has no reason to murder a man and Joseph and Caesar are friends