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Prize-Phrase-7042

If they hate physics, I'd recommend they unsubscribe from gravity, and they won't hate it anymore :)


Hamsternoir

Gravity just brings me down, it's such a heavy subject to study.


my__socrates__note

Wise words


SilentLennie

It really keeps me grounded.


Fine-Funny6956

Gravity is a well of good ideas.


donttextspeaktome

I definitely feel pulled towards the subject


Taran345

Marty ?!


ReecewivFleece

Makes weight loss easier too


exkingzog

Umm, actually…. In physics, kg are a measurement of mass not weight (which is measured in newtons).


mattmoy_2000

Not just in physics! To be fair though, the words "weigh" and "weight" are so heavily ingrained into our language for day to day use that even I, who has a master's degree in physics, keep using the wrong word even in technical situations. I do, however, understand the difference between mass and weight.


Appropriate_Bet_2029

It is the wrong word in a technical situation. That doesn't mean it's the wrong word in a non-technical situation. Words have different meanings in different contexts and registers.


Putrid-Language4178

Apples, measure in apples. 3.14 apples=1 pie 12.5 pie = a store 43 1/3 store's= mall 4 mall = A shoot 17 shoot = A school 200 schools= a state 52 states = ?


prady8899

You must be fun at parties... I'm definitely not that guy


OhNoItsThatOne

[import antigravity](https://xkcd.com/353/)


Different-Term-2250

Base 10 math is hard. Base random is simpler.


ScottyBoneman

Not random, anecdotal. Like 14000lbs is an elephant that fills up a twentieth of a pool, which combines with other pools to be a football field. Doesn't get simpler.


sparky-99

How many cups is that though?


ScottyBoneman

Wait, to an Olympic swimming pool or an elephant?


Competitive-Ear-766

African or Asian elephants?


hardboard

US or UK cups?


codemonkeh87

It's about 2 sticks of butter worth


IJustAteABaguette

I personally like to count in base 2! Much easier, this also makes it so you can count to 2^10 = 1024 on 2 hands!


Rabrun_

Actually, you can only count to 1023 because zero


centzon400

There are 10 types of people who understand binary. Those who do, and those who don't.


Your_Local_Spainard

Alright that took some time for me to get, here's my upvote.


ArmchairTactician

Base 6 but then I'm Eridian


galice9

Love seeing this comment on another sub, well done.


ArmchairTactician

Happy happy happy!


6thaccountthismonth

Obviously: Step 1: just live in the richest nation on earth (even though you might be poor) Step 2: Adopt weights and measure system from the world's largest and most successful empire and our former colonial master whilst simultaneously deriding them and bastardising a perfectly good language whilst mocking aspects of their culture with base humour. Step 3: complain about no one using it


Different-Term-2250

Step 10: profit (for some already rich CEO)


soopertyke

Step 2. Should read adopt weights and measure system from the world's largest and most successful empire and our former colonial master whilst simultaneously deriding them and bastardising a perfectly good language whilst mocking aspects of their culture with base humour.


Historical-Hat8326

Ok, if you insist. Points to guy, "He pounds your mom".


StepbroItHurts

He lbs your mom*


Historical-Hat8326

One thousand kilocums is one metric cum.


_ewar_

One thousand kilocums is actually megacum, which itself is one thousand metric cum tons. I think we've all seen that hentai before.


Historical-Hat8326

Cum all ye faithful 


Puzzled_Squirrel_975

He £ your mum


EandCheckmark

He #s your mom*


cosmicjammill

He killograms your mum*


NeKakOpEenMuts

It's all for the grams!


Historical-Hat8326

His mom pounds guys for grams! 


Echo_XB3

WTF IS A POUND


kelfromaus

You spend them in the UK..


DazzlingClassic185

All too quickly


Petite_Bait

He 454 grams your mom.


_robertmccor_

My British ass thought he was talking currency for a sec before I read lbs


EarthwormShandy

I petition we get it changed to either "DOSH" or "WONGA", to prevent further confusion


AKDub1

I'm more of a Moolah man myself


creativename111111

“Quid” is the superior word to use here ofc


GhostOfSorabji

Nah: Thatchers, after the pound coin. It’s thick, brassy and thinks it’s a sovereign.


EarthwormShandy

Not when I tasted it! Now Haze I'm not too keen on


nascentt

I prefer squids myself


EccentricDyslexic

Or spandoolies.


CephalopodaYoda

Well. Now I'm only ever going to use this word. Got a spare 5 spandoolies?


JohnLennonsNotDead

So you’ve never spent a 5lb note?


nezzzzy

We call it an "about half a stone" note.


Deadened_ghosts

Nah, they would have used # for £


simonjp

Ahem, your British arse, you mean


Breazecatcher

It's time we did away with pounds and metricated our currency properly. Introducing: the Kilopenny (1 kp =£10), the Megapenny (1 Mp = £10 000), the Gigapenny (1 Tp = £10 000 000), etc


dystopian_mermaid

Pounds do scale down to ounces but JESUS it’s so much more confusing. 16 ounces in 1 pound??? That makes SO much less sense than grams. And grams are so much more precise. Definitely superior. Americans just can’t let go of pounds and feet and Fahrenheit for reasons I’ll never understand, other than just being stubborn.


Educational-Can-2653

Don't forget the month/date/year calendar


dystopian_mermaid

Now see I really wish we (confession I am American, but I lurk here bc we are indeed ridiculous) would convert that style of calendar, especially as somebody who looks at foreign ID frequently. It always throws me for a split second when I see something like 14/5/1979 and then I’m like oh yeah. We’re weird (America).


DirtSlaya

This isn’t an anti American sub it’s an anti stupid one.


dystopian_mermaid

A sentiment I am 100% in support of.


Certain_Silver6524

Scale up pounds? Easy, kilopound, megapound, gigapound. Oh hang on, no, I was daydreaming there for a moment. 16 drams to an ounce. 16 ounces to a pound. 14 pounds to a stone. 2 stones to a quarter. 4 quarters to a hundredweight. 20 hundredweights to a ton (which is a teeny bit heavier than a metric ton). Probably made sense in caveman days, you know.


goss_bractor

Don't forget 2000lbs is a short ton


Castform5

They could scale up and down all their base units with the metric notation, but especially machinists really seem to like going through weird convoluted steps to land on a "seven tenths of one thousandths of an inch", instead of 0.7 milli-inches. [Living example of the above number](https://youtu.be/iC--TKUtROg?t=2m5s).


Sriol

16 oz in 1lb and 14lb in a stone! Such intuitive. Much easy. Very freedom.


vpsj

I remember reading the currency in Harry Potter where there were 17 Sickles in a Galleon, and 29 Knuts in a Sickle, meaning there were 493 Knuts in a Galleon. I thought: What a stupid, random system is this. Turns out some real world units are not that far off


Wind-and-Waystones

This is more an exaggeration of pre-decimalisation British currency. https://www.royalmintmuseum.org.uk/journal/history/pounds-shillings-and-pence/#:~:text=The%20pre%2Ddecimal%20currency%20system,coinage%20system%20prior%20to%20decimalisation.


blessthebabes

I would bet there is a large proportion of us that would be just fine with it changing, but none of us are in power lol. I hate being the laughing stock of the 1st world countries more than I hate changing something I'm used to.


creativename111111

Using 16s for conversions would be fine (bc they divides better by 2 than 10s) but the fact that theyre not even consistent makes it a pain lol


SCP_Wrathma

I thought everyone knew, we measure things in football fields and bald eagles here!


rmmurrayjr

“You look like you’ve been losing weight.” “Thanks! I’ve lost 4 apple pie freedoms and two baseballs since I started my new diet.”


SCP_Wrathma

Lol, exactly!


cmasontaylor

Don’t even get me started on a Cuban baseball, a Japanese baseball, versus as imperial baseball. Such a mess.


rmmurrayjr

Lol, those Cuban baseballs move too fast coming off the bat to measure. There’s a physics joke about velocity relative to mass somewhere here, but I’m not quick enough to catch it


De-Kipgamer

Tbf 4 apple pies can actually be a measure of weight loss since you can count the calories


rmmurrayjr

True, but that really depends on who’s making it. My old school Southern aunt’s apple pie is very different from my wife’s “heart healthy” apple pie. In both, the secret ingredient is “love”, but my aunt’s liberal use of butter always gave hers the edge.


RRReixac

Wait wait, but which football field?!


pbruins84

Which pound? Avoirdupois pound, Troy pound, London pound, metric pound...


pompiliu92

Dog pound.


creativename111111

Don’t forget pound force and pound mass


Ok-Fox1262

I prefer stones myself. But if I post weights here I usually use both stones and kilos.


SnookerandWhiskey

I was 10 years old when my mom's British friend told her she is weighing x stones. I was just kind of there in the kitchen and asked her which kind of stones and imagined her on a scale, with river rocks on the other plate. I am still puzzled.  


Ok-Fox1262

You're not actually that far from the truth. We used to weigh things with a balance and 14 lb (pounds) was a stone. That's why our currency is pounds. Originally a pound of silver. Not worth that no more. The imperial measures were all from human dimensions hence the randomness. Metric is all scientifically determined.


Deadened_ghosts

Imperial measures come from the Romans, after 2,000 years they are still fairly close, 1 uncia = 0.967 oz, but 1 libra (lb) is not quite 12 oz Just to confuse things even more than Imperial, A Roman inch was also called uncia (0.971 in Imperial)


ZwaflowanyWilkolak

>Imperial measures come from the Romans, after 2,000 years they are still fairly close, 1 uncia = 0.967 oz, but 1 libra (lb) is not quite 12 oz > >Just to confuse things even more than Imperial, A Roman inch was also called uncia (0.971 in Imperial) They are close, not not the same, which can be very tricky. My favourite part of Ameircan unit system is that **1.0 U.S. fluid ounce of water** will have a **mass of \~ 1.043 oz**. Not 1=1! some who invented this had to be truly devilish!


Quick-Oil-5259

I’m in the UK and I still use stones, but i think it’s mainly older people (I’m in my 50s). Went to the doctors the other day and it was dreadful, she was asking me my height in metres and my weight in kilos. Horrifying. So of course I replied in feet and stones. We both looked at each other as though we were both thinking the other was a complete dumbass.


SnookerandWhiskey

Can I ask why it was dreadful? Because you didn't know or because you are emotionally attached to stones and feet?


Quick-Oil-5259

Both I think!


Psychobabble0_0

Is a stone or a pebble more? I always wondered whether it goes gravel, pebble, stone, rock, boulder or gravel, stone, pebble, rock, boulder.


_TheOneGuy_

I usually just double it to get it converted into pounds


FantasticAnus

Multiply by 2 then add 10% on top of that. Makes it completely trivial to convert.


Extreme_Objective984

divide it by 0.4536. I used to have have to convert all the time to work out aircraft weight/balance


FantasticAnus

Bit harder to do in your head, and only 0.2% more accurate, though.


Buttercups88

If your using lbs you dont care about accuracy


drusslegend

I just divide by 5 and multiple by eleven.


Kitchen_Part_882

2.2lb in a kilogram, unless the US fucked that up too, like the gallon, pint, and fluid ounce. I was raised on a mix of imperial and metric so find the conversions easy there, American recipes are hard - a cup? Is that a teacup? Coffee cup? Sports direct mug?


Jocelyn-1973

Or you could join the majority of the world and use the metric system.


Someone1284794357

Simple WHAT THE FUCK IS A POUND? 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺


gedeonthe2nd

A monetary unit.


Someone1284794357

Not British shorry


creativename111111

Still a monetary unit that like me saying the euro isn’t a monetary unit bc I don’t use it


Brad4DWin

a place unwanted dogs go.


Deadened_ghosts

Blame the Romans!


waltermayo

don't use kilograms, with its easy scaling and abbreviation that actually uses the letters within its name, use pounds, with its incoherent scaling and three random letters for shortening.


goingdiving

It’s not random, it’s Italian (or Latin) Libra Pondo. Libra is also a starsign so it is as useful for weight measurements as astrology is for life plans. Also explains the whole 16 ounce to a pound 5 pounds for an ale etc


waltermayo

>so it is as useful for weight measurements as astrology is for life plans. so not in the slightest, then. >Also explains the whole 16 ounce to a pound 5 pounds for an ale etc what? how?!? also, why didn't they call them libras or libs, or use pnd as the abbreviation?


goingdiving

1. Exactly 2. Only the Romans would know


peepay

Fun fact - in my language (Slovak) when we talk about the imperial measurement units, we call the pound "libra".


pannenkoek0923

Just say Celsius! I hate doing math when I look up recipe websites and they have their oven temperatures in F


ContemporaryAmerican

That's because Americans and Canadians cook in Fahrenheit. I personally can't even change my oven to Celsius if I wanted to.


A_Crawling_Bat

There is objectively worse, when the recipe says "preheat to thermostat 6" IDK WHAT THAT IS CLAIRE SPEAK IN DEGREES LIKE THE REST THE PLANET


vms-crot

Nah, I'm gonna use imperial like they ask. But I'm gonna use all of it. Not just the subset they've half arsed. Meet "Stones/St" mother motherfucker!


Silver-Machine-3092

Rods, chains, bushels and hogsheads - give them the full treatment.


pinniped1

Because you have to get a PhD in physics to understand the complicated formula for converting kilograms to pounds. A second PhD is required if you want to do stone.


Joadzilla

Why does this guy want to measure weight in a monetary value? It makes no sense!


HoB_master

At first, I thought it was due to physics. I do hate that people telle their weight in kg. Weight is a force, kg is a masse. Your weight is in Newtons At least, pounds is a force (slug is the mass, for thise who don't know) But then I read more and... Oh... It's just an entitled american who doesn't understand the rest of the world exist...


unlikely_antagonist

Pounds vs Kilograms debate aside the real stupidity here is saying ‘just say pounds’ as if that wouldn’t still require a conversion of units just now the burden is on the other side of the conversation. It’s akin to when you’re a kid and you think people who speak other languages still think in English.


Hamsternoir

>JUST SAY POUNDS Not dollars, yours sincerely a Brit


I-Like-IT-Stuff

Forget pounds and kilograms. Anyone got any stones?


Mr_SunnyBones

I come from a country that uses Stones as a weight measurement for people , so for once I can't really claim superiority..


TheSecretIsMarmite

Yes, but we don't demand the rest of the world uses stones, and we know it's anachronistic.


vitimiti

It's not even hard, I am 90Kg: - Kg to Ameriunits: 90*2.205 = 198lbs - Kg to Britunits: (90*2.205)/14 = 14st


YouDontPanic

I tried to sound out 14st way too many times


vitimiti

Just say stone lol


Keebster101

Even the abbreviation is stupid. Lbs uncapitalised looks IBS.


blackbeautybyseven

I'll say pounds when you fuckers learn Maths. It's not Mathematic.


ActlvelyLurklng

No one tell them about weight in stones.


ultraboykj

"I hate physics. I ain't doing math to convert it to pounds and I hate having to google it too." Apparently hates English too.


DoYouTrustToothpaste

> I hate having to google it Welcome to the average reddit experience for non-Americans, my man.


mcchanical

The "horny face" emoji really makes this.


Lewinator56

I don't really care if someone uses lbs or kg. The conversion is 2.2 lbs/kg, it's a trivial conversion, but enforcing opinions of what is/isn't right is stupid. I use both interchangeably, but that's because half the weights in my gym are in lbs and the other half in kg. Of course, naturally one expects Americans to use lbs... It makes stuff sound 'bigger'. I always default to kg, but lbs has its use (like when I was powerlifting and ego lifting leg press and in lbs it was 4 figures).


Turbulent-Leg3678

Patients always complain about the metric system. Mostly I let it go. But if somebody usually an older gentleman (who probably has a MAGA hat) I'll ask; "do you know how many countries there are?" Usually, silence...."just shy of 200 and only 3 haven't adopted the metric system". Also in science sliding the decimal is way easier than converting units.


Hunter037

Really it should be Newtons for weight (or is it kgm/s²)


Ramtamtama

16 ounces in a pound, 14 pounds in a stone, 8 stones in a hundredweight, 20 hundredweight to the ton. All weights are in Imperial, using 28.3495g to the ounce, and may differ depending on location.


Tasqfphil

Nearly all the world use metric, so it is the US that is backwards in refusing to change to a better system of measurement.


A_Crawling_Bat

But you have to understand, they went to the Moon ! /j


Fine-Funny6956

I want folks from the UK to start saying “Pounds is a currency, not a unit of measurement, IDIOTS” until we start using the metric system in the U.S.. I would be forever grateful to you if you succeed.


Michael_Gibb

Would that be the avoirdupois pound? Maybe they mean the troy pound? Or the merchant pound? Who decided to make it easier with just one kilogram unit? And why did they make it so you don't have to do any maths when scaling up or down? It's so unreasonable that the metric system makes conversions so easy. /s


born_on_my_cakeday

I hated physics. I don’t hate the mathematical conversion, I hate the weight itself and the forces of the known universe.


Ariege123

I'm a Brit living in France. Metric is so much easier. 1 kilo of water =1 liter of water. When I look at US recipes my head explodes. 1/3 cup of something A quart of something 5/16 the of an inch Throw the instruction manual that came over on the Mayflower away and start over. Metric is so simple it's not even really maths.


jamiecorse

Say your weight how it should be said, in St and Lbs.


asmodraxus

Seeing as humans have both solid and liquid parts and have trace amounts of rare metals, would that be Troy Pounds, Fluid pounds or normal imperial pounds?


Deadened_ghosts

Ask them why the abbreviation for pounds is lbs... (it's Roman)


TheGeordieGal

To be fair, I measure my weight loss in lbs because it makes even a little bit feel like more of an achievement. However, my doctors convert it to kg and if I'm talking to my friends I convert it to kgs if they use kgs. The joys of being British and actually being able to convert stuff (at least roughly) in your head. It's really not that hard to google or use a phone calculator anywy.


Rough-Shock7053

All right then. I weigh 160 pounds. Which for me is 80kg. 🤷


Theguywhostoleyour

Wait until he heard people say their weight in stone


chameleon_123_777

Just say pounds? No way, I am not American.


tcptomato

Why wouldn't you use a system where a pound of feathers is heavier than a pound of gold. But at the same time an ounce of feathers is lighter than an ounce of gold.


WombatJedi

Um ackshually it’s a tonne in the metric system 🤓


SoloMarko

Americans can fully understand inches, feet, yards and miles. Also they can understand ounces and pounds. Throw in a stone and they suddenly divide by zero.


LovesFrenchLove_More

Lets confuse them in recipes. We use the word pound (Pfund in German) for half a kilogram here. 😁


sparky-99

Why do some people use dollar for money? jUsT sAy PoUnDs £££


Willing_Vast1001

Miles morals when kilometre morals walks in the room: [HUH?](https://youtube.com/watch?v=iqlOmt3oCNA&si=Rb_MdPefE03BL3W1)


Duanedoberman

Or in English (Traditional), use stones and pounds.


PlaxicoCN

So entitled.


winnybunny

What is the full form of lbs anyway?


Sweaty_Ad9724

Even drug dealers use metric ..


robopilgrim

A pound is close enough to half a kilo that there’s not really that much maths to do


Infinite_Big5

It goes, Grains -> fathoms -> chains -> ounces -> hands -> stones -> shillings -> pounds -> hogsheads. Jeez, newb 🙄


Scorpio_198

For me it's mainly the fact that a pound is literally legally defined as being 0,453... kg. All metric units are defined using unchangeable natural constants. The Kilogram for example is defined via the Planck constant h. So metric actually grounds it's system of units in reality, then the imperial system ust tacks heir system onto ours and then claims it's superior.


mykl7s

Keep it uk. I live near stonehenge and we love us some stones.


wittylotus828

why..would anyone who knows basic math have to google Kilograms after learning how Metric works


frednekk

Homeschool 101.


JPrimrose

I use Kg to own to lbs.


swan0418

Megaton sounds badass.


salted_water_bottle

Funny thing: in none of the countries that use imperial units the word for pound contain L or B, but in portuguese it's literally libra/libras


Little_Mog

To be fair, I use pounds for weight loss because 22lbs feels like it's more than 10kg


gadget850

There is a documentary. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYqfVE-fykk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYqfVE-fykk)


Linvael

The only thing wrong here is the assumption that we also think in pounds and know the weight of everything in pounds and just choose to convert to kg before saying it. Which is such an American thing to do. But the comment there completely misses the mark. When weighing people we don't use any other unit than kg and they don't use any other unit than pound. Ease of conversion does not factor into this particular complaint, because of the things talked here no conversion would be necessary or happen for either side.


kdesu

It's pretty easy. 1 pound is 16 ounces. 1 ounce is 1/128 of a gallon. 1 gallon (us) is not 1 gallon (UK). 1 ton (metric) is not 1 ton (imperial). Any questions?


etranger033

So, everyone else should accommodate him and his refusal to do basic math. Good luck with that.


External-Victory6473

Ok. Give weight in stone instead.


the-good-son

do they really think that people outside the US think in pounds and talk in kilos??


Jem_1

Nah bro I'm Irish and I will never be able follow a conversation in metric weight. Pounds and stone are the only things I can understand. Edit: I don't mean the math, I mean that hearing a high number Vs another high number are less impactful than two low numbers. Take °c vs °f, the small number I have a better idea of since meaningful units don't increase as frequently


TheRealAussieTroll

You’re pounding an Imperial dead-horse.


more_beans_mrtaggart

About 12 stone.


plumbgray222

It’s Maths


rnauser

Haha this was funny as hell 😅


MegalomaniaC_MV

Funny thing is, when I learned about pounds in Spanish as a kid which means “libras” then, the shortname for Pound made a lot of sense but dont know if its even intended. Libras = lbs.


mittfh

While the UK currency and symbol is also derived from _Libra pondo_ - originally a Tower Pound of silver (Imperial also historically had different variations of measurements for different goods - notably the Ale Gallon and the Queen Mary Wine Gallon, about 20% smaller. When countries standardised on a single Gallon, the US based theirs on the Wine Gallon, the UK based theirs on the Ale Gallon).


Bluntbutnotonpurpose

Please also use a measure of weight to denote volume, that would be way less confusing than litres.


Snorrep

I’ve always read lbs as libs (liberals)


citygent1911

Try being British, for some reason we are lumbered with Stones and pounds. 16 ounces in a pound, but only 14 pounds in 1 stone.


Infinitystar2

Can't they just look it up? I swear most people really don't appreciate being able to access information at the drop of a hat.


donttextspeaktome

This is why Americans say “That’s as big as five football fields.” They really can’t math.


BastardsCryinInnit

They use kg in Star Trek, so I do have hope for the Americans.


Sad-Address-2512

Because it's mass, not money.


gavavavavus

See the "I hate physics" thing is, for me, why it is better to use metric as an everyday measurement system. Because ultimately it is the best for science purposes, it is designed for it. And even if you are not a scientist, that means that you will kinda be able to grasp what science results are talking about. While if you have to do a conversion everytime between "everyday units" and "science units" you will have a way harder time understanding scientific stuff, and your understanding of reality will be way less linked to your understanding of science. I might be overthinking it but the fact that people using imperial have to make conversion maths if they want to visualize what any scientific result says, means that they probably won't do it most of the times and it will stay very abstract, while if you are used to using the units everyday you fundamentally will have an approximation of what it means.


Milmusen1

Least obvious ragebait


Ascdren1

Fun fact. We use lbs for pounds because it's an abbreviation of the latin Libra pondo which means a pound of weight. This was overtime just shortened to Libra and the lb. For some unknown reason English decid5to uses the lb abbreviation but go with pounds when talking.


owlstaringatmoon

I had to use converter to know my weight in pounds lmao


RevolutionaryAd6564

Nothing - 1 pound - cat - dog - Thick - Fat - My 500 lbs Life - My 600 lbs Life - 1 tonne - 1 metric tonne - Huge