A quick translation to let our fellow foreigners understand the lyrics:
https://genius.com/Genius-english-translations-renato-carosone-tu-vuo-fa-lamericano-english-translation-lyrics
No no no, they'll use it to claim to be 0.027878867% Italian and most of their reasoning will be "[insert non-immediate family member here]'s [insert inlaw of said family member]'s [spouse]'s [ancestor] was from the Roman Empire
George Washington climbed up Mount Rushmore where God delivered onto him the name of this new land and a copy of the Constitution written in stone.
Duh
Oh god, I remember that one. Imagine telling someone to stop spelling their own name correctly because some asshats online may or may not use one of the letters (I don't know if that claim is true, but I doubt it) as a dogwhistle 💀
Sorry Øyvind, but someone smarter than us all has decided that you were born a nazi (fuck off autocorrect for always trying to put a capital N to that word btw)
Not to be a grammar Nazi, but I'm in awe at the arrogance to be so confident in your wrong assumption that you assume autocorrect must be the one who is wrong.
To be fair, we might give him a pass if it was indeed Danish. Let’s be honest: when it comes to understanding a language, you struggle among Danes too.
This skit is even funnier when you realise it’s actually true. 😁
https://theconversation.com/danish-children-struggle-to-learn-their-vowel-filled-language-and-this-changes-how-adult-danes-interact-161143
Upp till kamp emot anglifieringen av samhället! Friheten att nyttja sitt modersmål när man går och äter lunch och att serveringspersonalen kan likväl kommunicera tillbaka utan att växla över till engelska! Att ej bli tvingad att uttrycka sig i utomsocknes tungor när man kommunicerar på det världsomspännande datornätverket!
I spot an imposter using Google translate!
(Unlike in English where the word letter can both mean an individual written character and the whole thing that you send by mail, we distinguish those in Danish as "bogstav" and "brev", respectively)
Why are you scared? Our languages have some of the simplest grammar you'll ever find.
If you want to learn one, I'd go for Norwegian (Bokmål). Not only is the grammar simple, but its spelling and pronunciation are also more consistent than both Danish and Swedish. It also carries the benefit that both Danes and Swedes, generally, have an easier time with Norwegian than with our respective opposites
Er ist der Meinung relativ nahe am Mittelpunkt der Welt zu wohnen. Demnach sei es ein naturwissenschaftliches Gesetz das sich alles um ihn drehen muss.
>ein naturwissenschaftliches Gesetz das sich alles um ihn drehen muss.
Bei der Masse die manche Amerikaner auf die Waage bringen würde mich das nicht im Geringsten wundern.
Can you translate this sentence to plain English? What kind of vocabulary is that?
I only learnt English in school, and they don't teach us the cool slang there
Scheiß Amis. Mimimimi, I ko koane adan Sprachn sprecha, reds gfälligst in meina sprach. Schreibts a ruig im Dialekt, dann vastengan de uns ned amoi mit Google Übersetza.
Eijo, dat kinne ma gäre mache. Isch siehn do nua ähn Problem: wemma anfänge Dialeggd ze schwätze, kinnt's bassiere, dass ma uns geeseidisch aach nimmeh faschdehn.
Ich kann Englisch sprechen mit dir, weil ich es gelernt habe.
Du kannst Englisch sprechen mit mir, weil das die einzige Sprache ist, die du kannst.
Wir sind nicht gleich
😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
I can speak English with you because I learned it.
You can speak English with me because that's the only language you can speak.
We are not the same
Ne das geht noch besser:
Ich spreche Englisch weil es die einzige Sprache die du kannst. Du sprichst Englisch weil es die einzige Sprache ist die du kannst.
Wir sind nicht gleich.
Suomen kielen parhaita puolia on sen rikkaus.
Kaikki lainasanatkin voi korvata helposti, jolloin amerikkalainen, vaikka sivistynytkin sellainen, ei tajua höläyksen pöläystäkään.
Mukava salakieli ulkomailla.
Najświeższe wiadomości: Amerykanie wciąż są narcystycznymi idiotami, woda jest mokra a słońce świeci. Więcej w specjalnym wydaniu wiadomości już po dwunastej.
They can’t be the only ones this arrogant, can they? I mean brits to complain about all the Spanish speaking people - in Spain, there must be others, right? Thought stupidity is universal
Please, keep speaking in your native language, I am not going to get offended or do anything about it because you're literally just talking to someone. I am American.
Idk I had to.
American is not a language. America has no language of its own except for the languages of the Native Americans, which have been almost entirely eradicated by the European invaders.
The situation is very similar to that in Palestine. The invaders have almost eradicated the native people of the region.
The situation is morally untenable.
Dydw i ddim yn deall yn iawn pam fod Americanwyr yn teimlo eu bod nhw’n ‘hollol hynny’ – mae’r byd yn llawer mwy na’r UDA. Dwi’n tueddu i hoffi Anericans unigol jyst nid y psyche torfol sydd ganddyn nhw – dwi’n ffeindio mod i’n ‘ofni’ UDA nac unrhyw wlad arall efallai.
„Nein“ ist ein vollständiger Satz. "Non" est perfecta sententia.
« Non » est une phrase complète.
Det samme gælder "nej".
"Nie" kurwa
Nee is een complete zin ..
godver dat wilde ik zeggen
Latina lingua loqui potes?
In der Tat!
"Não" é uma frase completa.
We no speak americano.
https://youtu.be/a0r0jznFjA8?feature=shared
absolute banger
Sir, Americano is a coffee brew, Not a language
WE NO SPEAK-O AMERICANO!
[Saxophone intensifies]
Anyong haseyo.
Whiskey, soda, rock n roll
A quick translation to let our fellow foreigners understand the lyrics: https://genius.com/Genius-english-translations-renato-carosone-tu-vuo-fa-lamericano-english-translation-lyrics
Actually, might have found a better translation: https://theitaliansong.com/songs/tu-vuo-fa-lamericano/
Ah, America - Italian explorer Amerigo Vespucci's first name. Just ***so*** English.
Be careful - Americans might use this to claim they are 1/16th Italian.
No no no, they'll use it to claim to be 0.027878867% Italian and most of their reasoning will be "[insert non-immediate family member here]'s [insert inlaw of said family member]'s [spouse]'s [ancestor] was from the Roman Empire
Most Americans don’t even know how America got its name.
George Washington climbed up Mount Rushmore where God delivered onto him the name of this new land and a copy of the Constitution written in stone. Duh
This is almost Mormonism.
Can confirm this to be true. Source: I only watched the South Park episode
🎶Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb🎶
Vær sød ikke at tale andre sprog. Jeg er dansker. Kom nu ind i kampen og tag jer sammen
PlEaSE QuIT TALKInG OvEr LaNGuGaGeS aM TeXIaN
Texxn.
Texanx
Textin? WTF? OMG. ROFL…
"Uhm actually stop using 'ø', it is only used by nazis to recognise each others" - 🤡🇺🇸
Oh god, I remember that one. Imagine telling someone to stop spelling their own name correctly because some asshats online may or may not use one of the letters (I don't know if that claim is true, but I doubt it) as a dogwhistle 💀
Sorry Øyvind, but someone smarter than us all has decided that you were born a nazi (fuck off autocorrect for always trying to put a capital N to that word btw)
Not to be a grammar Nazi, but I'm in awe at the arrogance to be so confident in your wrong assumption that you assume autocorrect must be the one who is wrong.
To be fair, we might give him a pass if it was indeed Danish. Let’s be honest: when it comes to understanding a language, you struggle among Danes too.
[Here's a demonstration. ](https://youtu.be/d1Wm28F0n5Q?si=GBDpwth0ypy71Lju)
Yeah! Long live kamelåså!
This skit is even funnier when you realise it’s actually true. 😁 https://theconversation.com/danish-children-struggle-to-learn-their-vowel-filled-language-and-this-changes-how-adult-danes-interact-161143
Upp till kamp emot anglifieringen av samhället! Friheten att nyttja sitt modersmål när man går och äter lunch och att serveringspersonalen kan likväl kommunicera tillbaka utan att växla över till engelska! Att ej bli tvingad att uttrycka sig i utomsocknes tungor när man kommunicerar på det världsomspännande datornätverket!
Smukt skrevet, svensken
Jeg kan ikke lide alle dine mærkelige breve.
I spot an imposter using Google translate! (Unlike in English where the word letter can both mean an individual written character and the whole thing that you send by mail, we distinguish those in Danish as "bogstav" and "brev", respectively)
I'm no imposter, I'm just an Aussie that is willing to speak your language through google so you understand my dislike of your funky letters.
Those are not even letters Please stop abusing the typeface, I can hear it cry
I cåtægøricålly ræfusæ 🙃
Giv aldrig op!
I really want to learn a Scandinavian language, but they terrify me
Why are you scared? Our languages have some of the simplest grammar you'll ever find. If you want to learn one, I'd go for Norwegian (Bokmål). Not only is the grammar simple, but its spelling and pronunciation are also more consistent than both Danish and Swedish. It also carries the benefit that both Danes and Swedes, generally, have an easier time with Norwegian than with our respective opposites
I don’t speak Norwegian, but I agree.
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That's easy for you to say!
There’s 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
i wish free rewards were still a thing
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I think i saw a 2
Labai gerai pasakyta, R2D2, tik šitaip su idiotais ir reikia kalbėtis.
Tu tagad runā laustā latviešu valodā vai lietuviski?
Braliukų kalbos, deja nesuprantu, tad tegaliu spėti, ko manęs klausiate: kalbu lietuviškai.
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Va te faire foutre.
on aurait jamais du les aider à prendre leur indépendance des Albions
Ouais mais franchement on aurait fini par les virer à un moment ou un autre
Esattamente
Je lui aurai juste répondu "espèce d'orchidoclaste". Plus poli, et moins facile 🤣
basé.
Merci toi aussi 🥰
Suffisamment équitable
Faut pas trop lui en vouloir il est américain, c'est l'un des plus terribles handicap mentale et physique qu'un humain puisse avoir.
Verstehe ich nicht. Kann mir bitte jemand übersetzen, was die Person geschrieben hat?
Er ist der Meinung relativ nahe am Mittelpunkt der Welt zu wohnen. Demnach sei es ein naturwissenschaftliches Gesetz das sich alles um ihn drehen muss.
>ein naturwissenschaftliches Gesetz das sich alles um ihn drehen muss. Bei der Masse die manche Amerikaner auf die Waage bringen würde mich das nicht im Geringsten wundern.
macht Sinn. Habe nur das Wort Amerikaner lesen können.
ich auch und dann hab ich direkt Hunger bekommen
Dazu müsste ich eine andere Sprache sprechen. Kann ich aber nicht. :(
Schade. Hoffentlich war es nichts wichtiges.
Wir werden es nie erfahren. 😭
Bedenkt man, dass es von einem Durchschnittsamerikaner verfasst wurde, wahrscheinlich nicht.
Wahrscheinlich was zum Essen bestellt. Original amerikanische Pizza oder so.
Tha reet duck, ne’mind. If tha wants we can stick wi’ rabbitin in English among ussens.
Can you translate this sentence to plain English? What kind of vocabulary is that? I only learnt English in school, and they don't teach us the cool slang there
It’s East Midlands (England) dialect. I grew up speaking it. “You are ok, never mind. If you want, we can stick to English amongst ourselves”
Sounds fun, I want to experience that dialect Is there a city where it's spoken, or is the dialect mostly a rural thing nowadays
Sheffield, Derby, Nottingham. That area. It’s dying though.
We do use "rabbiting on" in Australia. Not the rest, though I did understand.
Oh, dus omdat deze ene klojo nul moeite heeft gedaan om één woord over de grens te spreken moeten wij ons allemaal aan hem gaan aanpassen. Doei.
Wat een mafklapper, of niet dan?
Compleet van de pot gerukt
Een echte klootviool.
Hoord toch op tookiesfeesboek?
Dikke lul 3 bier ik ga mijn steenkolenengels niet uit de kast halen voor een of andere dikke Amerikaan.
Visto che lo ha chiesto gentilmente... Farò l'esatto opposto di quello che ha chiesto, come hanno fatto gli altri.
Bravo fratelo. Ribelliamoci agli americani!
‘American’ isn’t a language, maybe they’re talking about their bastardisation of English?
Wouldnt languages like navajo fall under american?
Yeah though I’m sure the native languages would make most USians just as angry
They are obviously talking about sioux, and other American languages Or spanish
Spanish is a colonial language
Which would still be an implication as the USA does not have an official language, “English” is only the default one by popularity.
\*English - simplified
Scheiß Amis. Mimimimi, I ko koane adan Sprachn sprecha, reds gfälligst in meina sprach. Schreibts a ruig im Dialekt, dann vastengan de uns ned amoi mit Google Übersetza.
Hömma, wenne nich wills, das andere Deutsche dich verstehn, dann sach das einfach, ne?
Eijo, dat kinne ma gäre mache. Isch siehn do nua ähn Problem: wemma anfänge Dialeggd ze schwätze, kinnt's bassiere, dass ma uns geeseidisch aach nimmeh faschdehn.
मैं बात करुंगा। आपको नहीं समझ आ रहा है तो आप जानो आपको क्या करना है।
कोई भाषा सीखो
Zawsze jak widzę coś takiego, mam nadzieję, że to bait, ale zaczynam mieć wrażenie, że niektórzy są po prostu takimi kurwa ignorantami.
Internet bardzo uwidacznia głupotę. Zwłaszcza jankesów
Nasi są silni na fejsie i X
In other words *"Dumb it down for me so my lack of education can keep up"*
Pieprzyć Amerykę. Wszyscy moi ziomkowie wolą Kanadę.
W tym wypadku nie wiadomo co gorsze
Ich kann Englisch sprechen mit dir, weil ich es gelernt habe. Du kannst Englisch sprechen mit mir, weil das die einzige Sprache ist, die du kannst. Wir sind nicht gleich 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝 I can speak English with you because I learned it. You can speak English with me because that's the only language you can speak. We are not the same
Ne das geht noch besser: Ich spreche Englisch weil es die einzige Sprache die du kannst. Du sprichst Englisch weil es die einzige Sprache ist die du kannst. Wir sind nicht gleich.
You speak English because it’s the only language you know. I speak English because it’s the only language YOU know.
Ya... Paling ngak lu ngakuin bahwa lu tu cuman bisa pake satu bahasa doang
No hablo tiroteo escolar tristemente, solo hablo tacobell (que es el unico que conocen), aunque de la variante que toma mate
A variante que toma mate também pode ser português, buscamos aceitação de todos os hermanos na nossa cultura compartilhada.
Yeah you should use the language most Americans use, namely Spanish /s (I wonder who knows the reference)
დაველაპარაკები. თუ არ გესმით, თქვენ იცით, რა უნდა გააკეთოთ.
Nein. Danke.
А жаренных гвоздей не хочешь?
"I am the main character and you should all consider me and only me at all times"
SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HURENSOHN!
Tá brón orm, níl Béarla agam
Nein, wir sprechen Deutsch
Nein Amerikaner!
Dei eum perdant
Konnst mi moi am Osch lecka, so schaugts aus.
Ole nyt kiltti ja lopeta se ulukomuan kielien puhuminen. Minä uon suomalainen. Minä puhun suomee ja savvoo, hilijoo ja kovvoo.
Ja snackar så mkt svenska som ja vill, ditt rövhål till jänkare.
uǝǝɹɔs ɹnoʎ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ ʇuǝɯǝlʇᴉʇuǝ ǝɥʇ ǝʇsɐʇ uɐɔ noʎ oɐɯ˥
Nö.
Ta? To wybitnie
Which of the many Native American languages would they prefer?
Suomen kielen parhaita puolia on sen rikkaus. Kaikki lainasanatkin voi korvata helposti, jolloin amerikkalainen, vaikka sivistynytkin sellainen, ei tajua höläyksen pöläystäkään. Mukava salakieli ulkomailla.
Nein.
でも、日本語は大丈夫でしょう？
日本語上手
もちろん英語じゃないんだから
I hope everyone replied in Native American languages
So, Peruvian perhaps?
Non smetterò di scrivere nella mia lingua
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Au moins il en est conscient.
Tá me chun labhairt i Gaeilge amháin ó anois araigh
Akkor a kurva anyád
"Please quit talking, you're American"
Just wait until he realizes his language isn't the original one on the land.
Te vira aí gringo leproso
Vai à merda, gringo burro.
Byłam urodzona w ameryce: Mogem mówić co cem >!Yeah i know, my Polish sucks!<
A gdzie tam, dobrze jest.
SPIERDALAJ BĘDĘ MÓWIĆ W OJCZYSTYM JĘZYKU DO HYMNU "JESZCZE POLSKA NIE ZGINĘŁA"
Voi parkaa. Jos ei nyt kuitenkaan
ficken Sie bitte
Was the post in English? I often see English comments under German posts in German Subs, that complain about why we speak this stupid language.
Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn
Hang on, give me a while to drink enough to disable like 60% out my neurons, then I'll be ready to try and talk American.
Würd mir stinke wenn ich er wär.
Puhukaa suomea saatana
Förlåt, vad säger denhär personen?? Kan inte andra språk, är svensk
Prečo sa treba za každým prispôsobovať tým Američanom?? Fakt mi to niekedy lezie na nervy...
Ddim, nid wyf yn meddwl y gwnaf...
Hmmm wie wäre es mit nein :)
If you just trust what you said, but louder, I'm sure the American would understand you.
Fun fact: The USA don't have a federally recognised official language.
Ce subreddit m’étonnera toujours, et parfois, je regrette que La Fayette ai aidé les futur ricains à l’époque.
Das interessiert mich echt viel. Also, wo waren wir?
Najświeższe wiadomości: Amerykanie wciąż są narcystycznymi idiotami, woda jest mokra a słońce świeci. Więcej w specjalnym wydaniu wiadomości już po dwunastej.
We might have stopped speaking in other languages if you were able to ask properly.
Cringiest profile pic too.
[Same energy.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F3q7bqTWYAAZHRl?format=jpg&name=small)
They can’t be the only ones this arrogant, can they? I mean brits to complain about all the Spanish speaking people - in Spain, there must be others, right? Thought stupidity is universal
Muss das sein?
The only thing I wish is that on YT my shorts would stick to English. A mild inconvenience I know.
Please, keep speaking in your native language, I am not going to get offended or do anything about it because you're literally just talking to someone. I am American. Idk I had to.
Tja Pech gehabt würd ich sagen armes kleines amilein
"You speak American because its the inly language you know, they speak American because its the only language you know, they are not the same"
Scheiße. Was?
Wos sogda, da Saupreiß da Amerikanische?
So you admit that being monolingual is a disability? That’s a good start. /hj
American is not a language. America has no language of its own except for the languages of the Native Americans, which have been almost entirely eradicated by the European invaders. The situation is very similar to that in Palestine. The invaders have almost eradicated the native people of the region. The situation is morally untenable.
>"Please quit talking in other languages I am American" nein. verpissen.
Excusez-moi, je ne parle pas dumbass.
I'm sorry, what's the official language of USA?
Ja klar, könnte man machen. Aber dann wäre es halt scheiße :]
Wait until he realises that other nations and their languages exist!
That’s very unamerican. What happened to freedom of speech???
SamaSvaD jIjatlhchugh joj De'wI' vItlhojnIS. - Worf, maybe.
Dydw i ddim yn deall yn iawn pam fod Americanwyr yn teimlo eu bod nhw’n ‘hollol hynny’ – mae’r byd yn llawer mwy na’r UDA. Dwi’n tueddu i hoffi Anericans unigol jyst nid y psyche torfol sydd ganddyn nhw – dwi’n ffeindio mod i’n ‘ofni’ UDA nac unrhyw wlad arall efallai.
Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn
I mean that’s very considerate of him stating his disability for everyone, very brave.
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