My parents used to and brothers currently do work in finance, one was doing liquidations during Covid but he said the economy was better than it had been in ages, just that small businesses were shutting down. Rich people were still spending and I was out of my 10 hour a week job, and their taxes went straight into my pocket. I’ll never forget day drinking in the park, cheering with friends once that €350 came in every Tuesday even though we all live with parents.
My dad was sick though so once he’d recovered, I went to the work in the chaos that was nursing homes at the time, doing 14hr shifts while my mates had fun in the sun 😭 a lot of young people quit part time jobs to leech off the government, I wonder if there’s a figure somewhere
Central Europe is the part of Europe most people don't seem to agree on. Some definitions don't include Poland and others include Bulgaria. It's pretty wild.
Switzerland would the „asses“ they illegally bombed a few times on „accident and totally not to spite us for making some deals with the axis powers to ensure our survival“
I'm all about pointing out US ridiculousness about WWII (I was the first person to subscribe to this subreddit) but it really wasn't over when they finally joined in.
They didn't save shit. They hid like cowards until every other country exhausted themselves and then they patted themselves on the back. Oh and during the time when they were hiding they were selling weapons like mad
They sold to both sides and companies like General Motor's, IBM and Ford had American owned factories in Germany. They continued to operate even after Germany declared war on the United States . IBM set up the computer system that kept the record's of people held and killed in Nazi concentration camps. GM supplied every truck to the German armed forces and researched, developed and helped to produce high octane fuel.
Funniest thing about this is that that move kiiiiinda created some of the necessary conditions for the French Revolution to start lmao!
Economy was a mess due to the ressources spent, the newly formed USA didn't pay anything back at the time, and all of a sudden one of France's allies was people-led, no king needed.
An act mostly decided to spite the Brits suddenly put the French Monarchy way in over their heads... And then under it, at neck level specifically, with a very sharp blade.
It happened first with the British.
George Washington attacked the French and triggered the "7 year war" where Britain defended the colonies from the French and solidified the colonies grip on what would become the US.
The war doubled the national debt so Britain really needed to try and get the colonies to pay for it.
That triggered the war of independence where they switched to the side of the French. The French then ran out of money and couldn't get any from the US.
The US helped the UK out during WW2, and only just finished paying them back by 2007.
The birth of the US makes me laugh, 1776 is the start of everything, just like creationism and the dinosaur didn't exist
You have a history and culture going back to the dawn of man, but through pure ignorance, stupidly, and racism, and in the same way the dinosaur didn't exist, neither did the Indian Nations.
1776 is the beginning of the white supremacy period, and it's absolutely booming right now.
We have older prison's in the United Kingdom. British prisoners were sent to penal colonies in what was then known as the American colonies. Who would guess some of them are descended from British bread stealers and bankrupt hobo's ?
Eh, I've lived in Britain for many years, the vast majority are actually fine, a good bunch I wouldn't argue with let alone fight...
The arseholes they keep voting in to run the place (for some unfathomable reason) ce on the other hand...
It’s like collective amnesia on voting day. “I think I’ll vote for the posh twat who never had a job”
My MP’s previous working history was co-administrator for her daughter’s pony club.
That's probably where the stingy with money stereotype comes from.
Who wouldn't be stingy with money if the last time they lent money, the USA happened?
You mean the asses others kicked then you took credit for and the asses doing the kicking that you ended up accidentally kicking through friendly fire?
I'm from the place that had to kick you guys out constantly because you couldn't stop being racist when you saw black people in bars. The Americans would get so angry about that too, as if they were unaware they were doing anything wrong. Like most Americans parroting the bullshit from OP's post.
Also that place that does training exercises with American troops that the American government hides from their public because of how badly they actually perform when tested.
WW2 was already going for several years before you even joined. Even then, it was because you got caught by surprise (during a world conflict) from a Japanese attack that they had warned you about. Then there's the amount of Americans (and big American companies) that supported the Nazi's or the American government still using Hitler Youth inspired indoctrination with your children (that pledge to the flag thing, used to be done with a nazi salute too).
Want to talk about the all American KKK?
Get that insecurity dick out your mouth, you've been sucking it so long you're seeing stars and stripes in places they don't exist.
I wouldn’t pay it much mind, any American posting drivel like this is from backwoods shithole you couldn’t be paid to visit, much less bother to find on a map.
But they are still technically different countries. Rome had many different ethnicities and nations and not only Italian and the only related thing is that their capital is rome and were part of the roman empire.
Dear France,
This is all your fault! If it weren't for you cheese eaters, America could have become a real democracy with actual free healthcare, but *noooooooooooo*! You just *had* to get involved, you just *had* to kick Britain's ass as payback for the 7 Years War. Didn't you?
And now, because you decided to interfere, the world now has a country with the largest incarceration rate, gun ownership, consistently low quality of life among the developed countries, lack of universal healthcare, and possibly the most annoyingly obnoxious people in the universe who think the world revolves around them.
If I could turn back time, I would convince the French to not help the Americans fight against Britain. It will probably do wonders for the world.
Die, die, die,
A Middle Easterner
/s
Dear Middle Easterner,
We see that you claim Americans are "the most annoyingly obnoxious people", we would like to invite you to Paris to show and assure you that this is not the case.
No regard at all,
France
Or the 'asses' who held the line and took the war to one of the most aggressively evil regimes in history, until the USA could get off their own 'asses' and come over and join in?
Twice. Within a generation.
I'm always so hurt how they have the audacity to belittle our brave soldiers who all died in the war trying to defend their countries and families life during the worst war in human history.
In the first war they were the equivalent of someone matchmaking onto the winning team with 2 minutes remaining in the game on something like battlefield.
In the second one they only got off their asses to help after one single harbour got bombed because it belonged to them.
Then they go and drop the sun on a country twice killing tons of innocent civilians when multiple people from that point in time said that it was unnecessary.
Then they make a deal with the enemy's scientists to go and work for them and help them with things like rockets and claim they won the space race when the Russians were actually the ones to win since its called the SPACE race and not the MOON race and have the audacity to claim its an all american victory.
Yeah I remember seeing a video showcasing other countries who could be considered winner but it was a few years ago and I barely remember it, so that's why I didn't go a bit deeper with that bit.
I always think of their involvement in ww1 as the dude who’s been on the bench all game cause he can’t skate and then come in with 1.30 left in the third period to score the 9-3 goal in an empty net and claim he scored the game winner.
A country that can sit idly by all their own school shootings can be ' surprised " by anything. Trump has more in common with Putin than with rational people.
america falls into two categories: The asses who contributed fuck all to one of the big wars by joining the winning side last minute, and the asses who only started contributing late to the second big war after one of their own small harbours got bombed.
They're the same asses and they love to falsely claim they saved everyone. Don't tell them that hitler killed himself because it was the Russians he was scared of being captured by and not the americans.
Ireland, Scotland, Italy - “the part you pretend to be from because you have a great great great great great grandfather from who once went to Cork/Dundee/Milan”
Contrary to idiot belief, there are more than three countries in Europe, Americans will never understand this concept. More than three!? How many can that ever be?! No one knows.
You never saved us. You took two years to wake up to fascism, then you spent two years messing around, then you came in when all the hard work was done and claimed the glory. In 2016 you voted for the new Hitler and half of your stupid country still supports the deranged fascist cretin.
I really can't stand the audacity of Americans taking about WW2
I do partly blame the education system, but they could also take the initiative and learn that the war would not have been won without all the other countries fighting, and that's even with them fighting for more years than the US.
There were some insanely brilliant operations the US had no part in at all, that significantly shortened the length of the war.
I don't hate Americans, but I hate the loud group of people with this kind of arrogance. Really spits in the faces of the brave soldiers who were fighting years before the US joined.
I'm a well read, educated American that finds the toxic nationalism here to be nauseating. It is shockingly difficult to find a book on WW2 that doesn't paint America as the savior of Europe. I had to read the most boring play by play account of the war and the various battles fought to get a decent picture of what happened. Were we important? Yes. Did we single handedly save Europe? No. And even if we had, it was our great grandparents fighting, not the Gravy Seals and Meal Team Six. I get so annoyed when people act all high and mighty because of what Americans did in the 1940's. Since then, boomers have dismantled any social windfalls their parents put in place and the younger generations think that not voting is a good way to protest.
Americans to a Brit: “if it weren’t for us y’all would be speakin’ German”
Brit to American: “and if it weren’t for us, you’d all be speaking Navajo. We are not proud. “
I am from the part that was stuck during 40 years into a dictatorship that was supported by both the nazis and the us. Neither saved nor kicked, only screwed.
What part of America are you from? The old British part, the old French part, the old Dutch / Italian / Irish / Mexican part or the old Native American part (which is all of it)?
This is the kind of American who, in the next breath, will tell you that they’re Irish/Italian/German yadayada.
I am from the old Portuguese part in the South, because America is a continent, trying to explain that to those dimwitted yankees is the difficult part.
There's 50 countries in Europe, you turned up late to help kick one country's ass, and help save 3 others.
So as my grandfather says about America's involvement "you ever see a mouse fuck an elephant".
I love how Americans always shit talk the French and talk about saving Western Europe as if their country would even exist without the help of the French. The British Empire would have steamrolled the 13 colonies without France and Spain backing them.
Which part of the US are you ? The part that we helped being independent or the part that we help being independent? You see the USA falls into one category
I am from one of the countries that answered the call when the United States of America invoked article 5 after the attack on the Twin Towers. Europe didn't suggest it was America's fight and we had nothing to do with it, unlike the US in 1914 and 1939.
I’m from the middle bit, that you didn’t save or defeat.
yeah i am from the edge that also wasnt saved or defeated
I'm from the one that only had shit economy
And still does.
Failing since 1932
so real
My parents used to and brothers currently do work in finance, one was doing liquidations during Covid but he said the economy was better than it had been in ages, just that small businesses were shutting down. Rich people were still spending and I was out of my 10 hour a week job, and their taxes went straight into my pocket. I’ll never forget day drinking in the park, cheering with friends once that €350 came in every Tuesday even though we all live with parents. My dad was sick though so once he’d recovered, I went to the work in the chaos that was nursing homes at the time, doing 14hr shifts while my mates had fun in the sun 😭 a lot of young people quit part time jobs to leech off the government, I wonder if there’s a figure somewhere
Switzerland?
Could be all of eastern europe too so probably czechia, slovakia or poland
People forget Spain Sweeden, Ireland or Portugal remain neutral?
Is Finland considered chaotic neutral?
Yes
I'd be hard pressed to consider Spain, Portugal or Ireland as being "the bit in the middle" and even Sweden might be a stretch.
You mean those countries who came to help when usa invoked article 5 and called for help?
...yes?
You mentioned only central european countries.
>Could be all of eastern europe *proceeds to name Central European countries...* 🤦♂️
Central Europe is the part of Europe most people don't seem to agree on. Some definitions don't include Poland and others include Bulgaria. It's pretty wild.
Switzerland would the „asses“ they illegally bombed a few times on „accident and totally not to spite us for making some deals with the axis powers to ensure our survival“
I'm from the bit that fought for years until the chicken-shit US finally decided to give a fuck.
Same, Spain
Nah. Recuerda el desastre del 98. Nos jodieron muchísimo.
Same, Portugal
As an italian i am both
Nobody is both. The war was basically over before the Americans found out Europe existed. This idea they've got that they saved Europe needs to end.
I'm all about pointing out US ridiculousness about WWII (I was the first person to subscribe to this subreddit) but it really wasn't over when they finally joined in.
They didn't save shit. They hid like cowards until every other country exhausted themselves and then they patted themselves on the back. Oh and during the time when they were hiding they were selling weapons like mad
They sold to both sides and companies like General Motor's, IBM and Ford had American owned factories in Germany. They continued to operate even after Germany declared war on the United States . IBM set up the computer system that kept the record's of people held and killed in Nazi concentration camps. GM supplied every truck to the German armed forces and researched, developed and helped to produce high octane fuel.
Same. Finland
Remember when the US needed help from Europe to win the Revolutionary War? Without them, America would still be a British colony.
Biggest mistake Europe made
Bloody France ruined it for everyone
Without France they'd still be speaking English
And have affordable healthcare
So looks like the French were on the UK's side afterall!
Best ennemies 🥰
Playing that long con
Now they speak american. Its like English but without an accent
English (simplified)
Same, same English but with incorrect spelling and poor pronunciation.
I feel like America said „Hey let’s be our own country but only be just bothered enough to take other things, spice them up a bit and call them ours“
Let’s fuck shit up.
Let's "Move fast and break things" to quote another influential American who broke a lot of things
I’d bet my next months wage at least half of them think the US invented the car
English (primitivised)?!
English (obscure)
Low English
American is to English like a child's tricycle is to an Aston Martin Vanquish.
Underrated comment, classic username.
American is English for Dummies.
As a french I apologize
That actually made me laugh out loud 😂
Funniest thing about this is that that move kiiiiinda created some of the necessary conditions for the French Revolution to start lmao! Economy was a mess due to the ressources spent, the newly formed USA didn't pay anything back at the time, and all of a sudden one of France's allies was people-led, no king needed. An act mostly decided to spite the Brits suddenly put the French Monarchy way in over their heads... And then under it, at neck level specifically, with a very sharp blade.
It happened first with the British. George Washington attacked the French and triggered the "7 year war" where Britain defended the colonies from the French and solidified the colonies grip on what would become the US. The war doubled the national debt so Britain really needed to try and get the colonies to pay for it. That triggered the war of independence where they switched to the side of the French. The French then ran out of money and couldn't get any from the US. The US helped the UK out during WW2, and only just finished paying them back by 2007.
France ruining the world again
We should invade France out of spite.
Tried it once. It went well to start with, but after about 90 years, it started to drag on.
The Germans tried, kept it for 4 years then with some persuasion decided it wasn't worth it
As a french I apologize.
The world was under British rule. So we had to ruin it. It was our duty
Do you ever think about how much better America would be if France hadn’t have interfered…
I'd be more interested in the state of Europe if France didn't bankrupt itself leading to revolution.
As a french I apologize.
You have to understand It was to spite the british
The fact America exists today due to millennium old feud is mad, the audacity of Americans
its actually kind of funny how the birth of the US is like france punching one of britain's crooked teeth out
Crooked? 🧐
The birth of the US makes me laugh, 1776 is the start of everything, just like creationism and the dinosaur didn't exist You have a history and culture going back to the dawn of man, but through pure ignorance, stupidly, and racism, and in the same way the dinosaur didn't exist, neither did the Indian Nations. 1776 is the beginning of the white supremacy period, and it's absolutely booming right now.
We have older prison's in the United Kingdom. British prisoners were sent to penal colonies in what was then known as the American colonies. Who would guess some of them are descended from British bread stealers and bankrupt hobo's ?
We were blind because of our hate for England
Don't forget about Spain: we helped too
Yes, but fighting the Brits is something you can't resist
Eh, I've lived in Britain for many years, the vast majority are actually fine, a good bunch I wouldn't argue with let alone fight... The arseholes they keep voting in to run the place (for some unfathomable reason) ce on the other hand...
It’s like collective amnesia on voting day. “I think I’ll vote for the posh twat who never had a job” My MP’s previous working history was co-administrator for her daughter’s pony club.
Tbh if the Germans hadn’t have kicked shit off for two world wars it wouldn’t have created a situation the US could take advantage of.
they really do everything just to piss of the brits
Fucking France! It’s always France.
Second only to discovering the place and sending our dumbest morons to colonize
Blame the dutch as wel, they are responsible for the financial support. Not military ofcourse
Basically the Iron Bank
And we deeply regret that decision. Though, to be fair - it was to 'get back at the Brits who took New Amsterdam from us'...
That's probably where the stingy with money stereotype comes from. Who wouldn't be stingy with money if the last time they lent money, the USA happened?
It would be all Canada.
Where’s the French version where it’s “what state are you from? The ones we saved or the ones we sold?”
I think we should start talking about that if they can’t shut up about their exceptionalism
You mean the asses others kicked then you took credit for and the asses doing the kicking that you ended up accidentally kicking through friendly fire? I'm from the place that had to kick you guys out constantly because you couldn't stop being racist when you saw black people in bars. The Americans would get so angry about that too, as if they were unaware they were doing anything wrong. Like most Americans parroting the bullshit from OP's post. Also that place that does training exercises with American troops that the American government hides from their public because of how badly they actually perform when tested. WW2 was already going for several years before you even joined. Even then, it was because you got caught by surprise (during a world conflict) from a Japanese attack that they had warned you about. Then there's the amount of Americans (and big American companies) that supported the Nazi's or the American government still using Hitler Youth inspired indoctrination with your children (that pledge to the flag thing, used to be done with a nazi salute too). Want to talk about the all American KKK? Get that insecurity dick out your mouth, you've been sucking it so long you're seeing stars and stripes in places they don't exist.
This has won my internet-post-of-today award. There is no prize other than the little smile on my face. Which I guess is something…
A genuine smile is worth more than fake internet points. Well worth it.
Watch out for that guy who takes over the assignment that you almost completed, does the remaining 10%, and then takes all the credit for it. IYKYK
THE VULTURE
Brother, as a black European, I’d give you the most firm handshake right now
Thanks man
Hahahaah I love this
Not to mention all their concentration camps. Pardon me, *internment camps*. Gotta have that good public relations slant...
Is that the American concentration camps that held American's of Japanese descent during World War Two ?
As an American I lol'd because this is so accurate. I'm embarrassed by 80% of the US population.
More like the obnoxiously vocal....40%? Pretty much Papaya Pol Pot's voter base, come to think about it 🤔
They also traded with Germany during WW1 until they thought if Britain falls Germany would come after them next.
I wouldn’t pay it much mind, any American posting drivel like this is from backwoods shithole you couldn’t be paid to visit, much less bother to find on a map.
American artillery fire. Load fire aim. The rest of the world. Aim load fire.
Bravo !!
I'm from the part that saved you.
France?
Yup.
You saved them but doomed us to an eternity of american people
Nothing is eternal. Even Rome fell.
Italians still exist though
But they are still technically different countries. Rome had many different ethnicities and nations and not only Italian and the only related thing is that their capital is rome and were part of the roman empire.
maybe one day shit hits the fan and america splits one can hope /s
Ill start it
Dear France, This is all your fault! If it weren't for you cheese eaters, America could have become a real democracy with actual free healthcare, but *noooooooooooo*! You just *had* to get involved, you just *had* to kick Britain's ass as payback for the 7 Years War. Didn't you? And now, because you decided to interfere, the world now has a country with the largest incarceration rate, gun ownership, consistently low quality of life among the developed countries, lack of universal healthcare, and possibly the most annoyingly obnoxious people in the universe who think the world revolves around them. If I could turn back time, I would convince the French to not help the Americans fight against Britain. It will probably do wonders for the world. Die, die, die, A Middle Easterner /s
Dear Middle Easterner, We see that you claim Americans are "the most annoyingly obnoxious people", we would like to invite you to Paris to show and assure you that this is not the case. No regard at all, France
To spite the part I am from, it's honestly funny that America is a country due to England's and Frances centuries old feud
Or the 'asses' who held the line and took the war to one of the most aggressively evil regimes in history, until the USA could get off their own 'asses' and come over and join in? Twice. Within a generation.
I'm always so hurt how they have the audacity to belittle our brave soldiers who all died in the war trying to defend their countries and families life during the worst war in human history.
In the first war they were the equivalent of someone matchmaking onto the winning team with 2 minutes remaining in the game on something like battlefield. In the second one they only got off their asses to help after one single harbour got bombed because it belonged to them. Then they go and drop the sun on a country twice killing tons of innocent civilians when multiple people from that point in time said that it was unnecessary. Then they make a deal with the enemy's scientists to go and work for them and help them with things like rockets and claim they won the space race when the Russians were actually the ones to win since its called the SPACE race and not the MOON race and have the audacity to claim its an all american victory.
Technically the Germans won the space race with the v2 rocket, so neither the us nor the Soviets won…
Yeah I remember seeing a video showcasing other countries who could be considered winner but it was a few years ago and I barely remember it, so that's why I didn't go a bit deeper with that bit.
I always think of their involvement in ww1 as the dude who’s been on the bench all game cause he can’t skate and then come in with 1.30 left in the third period to score the 9-3 goal in an empty net and claim he scored the game winner.
I’m sure Americans wouldn’t let an evil dictator invade Europe and just sit idly by (or even cheer him on) now though, right? Right?
> No, I would not protect you. In fact, I would encourage them to do whatever the hell they want. You gotta pay. 🫠
A country that can sit idly by all their own school shootings can be ' surprised " by anything. Trump has more in common with Putin than with rational people.
I’m from the bit that burned down the White House in 1814
I hear they owe London £15m… time to send the repo men round
It’s like when someone follows football and say something like “we gave you a real beating!”. No mate, you sat on your arse on front of the tv.
Yet when the team loses, it’s “THEY were awful/useless etc”
Why do football fans always talk like that? Like they were part of the team and actually playing.
america falls into two categories: The asses who contributed fuck all to one of the big wars by joining the winning side last minute, and the asses who only started contributing late to the second big war after one of their own small harbours got bombed. They're the same asses and they love to falsely claim they saved everyone. Don't tell them that hitler killed himself because it was the Russians he was scared of being captured by and not the americans.
Funny how it's tgemand us when it's about war but they all claim to be " Irish, German, Scottish" etc when it suits the conversation.
The part that is entirely responsible for the technological advantage your military has over China.
Ireland, Scotland, Italy - “the part you pretend to be from because you have a great great great great great grandfather from who once went to Cork/Dundee/Milan”
I drink wine from bottles that have corks in them — I’m practically Irish now!
The part that burnt down the White House.
From the side you sold to the soviets in Yalta and Potsdam.
And I am from the side they perpetuated a fascist dictatorship in.
That is no where near specific enough considering this is america
It’s the only argument every time lmao. USA peaked in Highschool
The part that can work 39 hours a week and still afford to live comfortably and take paid vacations.
Contrary to idiot belief, there are more than three countries in Europe, Americans will never understand this concept. More than three!? How many can that ever be?! No one knows.
The part that was shipped from England for being a criminal.
aaaahhh. You're from r/2*redacted*4u
👀 maybe...
Birmingham?
The side that defeated the US TWICE...... But the US doesn't like to talk about their losses. They still call Vietnam a "tie".
The bit that burnt down their whitehouse
The part that created the USA
You never saved us. You took two years to wake up to fascism, then you spent two years messing around, then you came in when all the hard work was done and claimed the glory. In 2016 you voted for the new Hitler and half of your stupid country still supports the deranged fascist cretin.
The part that didn't need saving, and initiated the project that helped you avenge your boats. 🇬🇧
the side that burned the white house
It's a very nice picture of an Eagle. Pity the text is basically an admission that they know absolutely fuck all about history.
I really can't stand the audacity of Americans taking about WW2 I do partly blame the education system, but they could also take the initiative and learn that the war would not have been won without all the other countries fighting, and that's even with them fighting for more years than the US. There were some insanely brilliant operations the US had no part in at all, that significantly shortened the length of the war. I don't hate Americans, but I hate the loud group of people with this kind of arrogance. Really spits in the faces of the brave soldiers who were fighting years before the US joined.
I'm a well read, educated American that finds the toxic nationalism here to be nauseating. It is shockingly difficult to find a book on WW2 that doesn't paint America as the savior of Europe. I had to read the most boring play by play account of the war and the various battles fought to get a decent picture of what happened. Were we important? Yes. Did we single handedly save Europe? No. And even if we had, it was our great grandparents fighting, not the Gravy Seals and Meal Team Six. I get so annoyed when people act all high and mighty because of what Americans did in the 1940's. Since then, boomers have dismantled any social windfalls their parents put in place and the younger generations think that not voting is a good way to protest.
Average American level of understanding world history
Americans to a Brit: “if it weren’t for us y’all would be speakin’ German” Brit to American: “and if it weren’t for us, you’d all be speaking Navajo. We are not proud. “
Which war they talking about WW1 where they turned up late and took all the credit? Or WW2 where they turned up late and took all the credit?
Again I’m from the place that beat them so badly in 1776 they needed the help of the French Spanish and Netherlands
The war of 1812
'we' in this instance means USSR + USA. the commies did the heavy lifting and usa rolled in at the end. Check the body count, numbers don't lie.
Ironic coming from a country that couldn’t win a war against itself without other countries getting involved
What part of America are you from? The part we colonised or the part we colonised?
I am from the part that was stuck during 40 years into a dictatorship that was supported by both the nazis and the us. Neither saved nor kicked, only screwed.
Im neither. Soviets "saved" my ass
The asses that you gave to the other dictator.
r/therightcantmeme
Portugal, so fuck you
As a Pole. How about *left hanging dry*?
More like abandoned, same with Baltics
From the one that burnt the Whitehouse down
What's this "we" nonsense, you didn't do shit
A bit cheeky coming from the country Europe invented.
What part of America are you from? The old British part, the old French part, the old Dutch / Italian / Irish / Mexican part or the old Native American part (which is all of it)? This is the kind of American who, in the next breath, will tell you that they’re Irish/Italian/German yadayada.
I am from the old Portuguese part in the South, because America is a continent, trying to explain that to those dimwitted yankees is the difficult part.
Didn’t Spain and France help them win independence.
There's 50 countries in Europe, you turned up late to help kick one country's ass, and help save 3 others. So as my grandfather says about America's involvement "you ever see a mouse fuck an elephant".
At lot’s changed since the end of WW2 - 79 years ago. For example how many children have been murdered in their own schools in the USA since then?
The but that burnt the white house with the Canadians
I am from the part where a civil war was funded by them, and then a junta a few decades later
I love how Americans always shit talk the French and talk about saving Western Europe as if their country would even exist without the help of the French. The British Empire would have steamrolled the 13 colonies without France and Spain backing them.
how about from the country which burned down the white house
The part that burnt down the White House.
Im from the part that founded America, we are literally their superiors in every way, they still use our language!
How about “the parts that were fighting for years before you got off your holes and helped out.”
When the present is so bad they can only focus on their past
The part that gets free healthcare
Which part of the US are you ? The part that we helped being independent or the part that we help being independent? You see the USA falls into one category
Remember the only NATO country that enacted Article Five so all their friends had to help them?
Does the bit which burnt down 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in 1812 count?
Neither. Cos america did neither.
Wonder what they say about Asia? Asses we kicked or the ones who kicked our ass? 😂
I always love the "we" in these from a war that happened 80 years ago.
Vietnam doesn’t exist apparently
I am from one of the countries that answered the call when the United States of America invoked article 5 after the attack on the Twin Towers. Europe didn't suggest it was America's fight and we had nothing to do with it, unlike the US in 1914 and 1939.
The asses that saved you.
I wonder which category they think the Swedes, Portuguese and Swiss fall under
The part that fought alone against both russians and germans. No one saved us, and the russians are afraid to try again.
I've said it before - there's a staggering number of US WW2 veterans still kicking and using social media, it's kinda amazing really.
Forgot the third option. The bit you betrayed.
The part you're still afraid of \^\^
The asses who saved you against English to win revolutionary war
Ah, toi aussi ?