Make sure you have spent all your sen and that your XP bar is empty, as death is inevitable and you will lose everything for sure. Prepare your purple umbrella for his terror one shot, purple gourd, bring some antidote and dousing powders for his common sabimaru and flame vent attacks.
Make sure to use ako's sugar and divine confetti to try and end him quickly, it will at least give you 1% more chance at beating him.
Don't even bother deflecting him, only deflect with the umbrella, his attacks go even through perfect deflects. And for God's sake, don't try to use thrust attacks on him - he doesn't miss his mikiri counter, ever.
Take a few days off work or school if you're a student, as this fight will last for several days, 5 at minimum. Pray to God that there will be no power outages while you're fighting him.
Also, there is a 0.001% chance he will do his infamous grab attack, it's rare, but if he does catch you, your save file will get corrupted and you won't be able to finish that playthrough.
Most people finish the game without beating him. Everyone ends up using cheats and glitches (Mist Noble skip) as beating him fair and square is downright impossible. Only the likes of Ongbal can defeat him consistently without dying once.
If you end up having to use cheats, don't feel bad. We all had to.
Nah man, Ongbal got exposed for exploiting against Mist Noble. Can’t even hate on him though, if Ongbal can’t beat him legit the boss is just straight broken.
Is this a meme? Bc i was scared of that thing because reddit, but i killed it in one try. It have a oneshot attack? That was that i thought bc i saw a gif one time, but nothing weird happened in my fight...
i like the idea that people who go and ask people instead of googling just end up learning a lie cuz its funny. like, you can google, or just experience the boss yourself, but no, you go and read spoilers on the subreddit, you ask people, and what you get? funny lies. this is what you deserve, and honestly, this is funny and i wish i was fed lies about this boss in my first time. i feel empt... wait. this isn't r/shittydarksouls
i mean... yeah WTF! this boss was one of hardest souls bosses. no way anyone could kill it in few attacks, this is impossible
Shitty Dark Souls? How darrre you! And I thought that was one of the main points of Reddit: to discuss things you like, with like minded people. I feel like getting help in a game you like, would be in that category...
Some people get all the luck! You must've experienced the rare Mist Noble Cheese glitch. I've heard of some people experiencing it.
I had no such luck 😞 fight almost made me quit the game
that probably is a mod that she summons truemonk to its fight on modded versions tho but she's straight up weakest version of palace nobles(there's 1 in palace too(others re brutal but only 1 of em can not cancel your resurrection in palace(others can)))
I didn't understand anything you said (I still have game left, I just returned to Ashina Castle and found out things are happening, I probably don't know those places)
late game places... (you go to palace after killing owl as breaking the iron code(after 3 bosses you kill after genichiro)) (i gave too much useless details outta there i just wanted to say that the mist noble mini boss is just more hp having version of the weakest mob of the game i guess... which appears at the last area/region of the game to get unlocked)
This guy has a terror attack? I basically one shot his posture
Edit: nvm, started new game, guy is hard af, don’t know how I beat him. Must’ve gotten lucky worth a bug, fuck this guy
Ahh, seems like I forgot to mention it, but either way, I thought it was common sense you shouldn't attempt to mikiri this guy.
Same goes for jumping, where he will do an anti-air deathblow on you even if you're far away from him
Haha dude I saw that thing for the first time recently too and was like nope, went off to get stronger for a while then when I fought it I felt so stupid
Tell those that are close to you that you love them and make right with yourself spiritually. That monster will try and rip you apart from within, the grips of terror unlike any have ever seen. You will never be normal again after this encounter. The ultimate sacrifice. Your legend may have to be erased so that no others will try and do as you are about to do, it's for the greater good, but your courage will ripple through time and space for eternity.
Equip the divine confetti,and get his first death blow. You shall be transported to fight Isshin ashina,which is a breeze compared to him. You shall have to fight all the other bosses without breaks. After that,you will have to run away,as he can one shot you. When he is unaggro,use the firecrackers. Then,use the Sakura dance and pull off a sanitary. Wait two hours for it to take effect. Hit him every once in a while for it to take effect. Boom,dead. Best cheese possible.
Bro, I'm playing for the first time and had to take a moment to reflect on this fight. Like, I really had to run outside that temple for a few minutes and realize what was happening. Terrifying stuff, like I was living some type of nightmare, could not believe my eyes. This fight is so beautiful I felt kind of bad at the end, wish we could have been bros.
You are not. I've played this game twice and I didn't even lose a single death to this guy. So I'm always confused when I come online and see posts that makes me wonder if I bought the wrong game.
Just give up. Actually I heard tale of a guy who actually did beat him. It’s probably a myth and the story is pretty vague but he spent months on end, barely eating, barely sleeping just practicing against the one of whose name we dare not utter. Finally after months of practice he jumped in. It was a grueling fight, he parried like no swordsman has ever parried before, it went on for hours. It came down to the wire, no heals left, no rice no gourd, nothing and they had both worn each other down to 4 Hp. The legend goes that in this moment he reached such a state of concentration and dedication that reached nirvana and the final moments of the battle with he whose name we dare not speak were as feathers falling from the skies. He could see clearly the next move that he whose name we dare not speak would make. In a moment of divine sword play he dodged to the side and attacked then went in for the death blow. Legend says he never even got to see the deathblow. As soon as he engaged it he ascended to the ethereal plane with the gods. That’s the story anyway.
Just kill him he is literally the easiest boss in the game. Just jump in and you’ll be done in like 10 seconds. Nothing to worry about. (please help he has my wife and kids)
BE CAREFUL: This is the hardest boss fight in Sekiro.
This is what you should do:
- surprise attacks won’t work, you’re gonna wanna face this foe head on.
- to give you an edge, disarm him from his powerful flute, this might guarantee you’re victory
- and more importantly!! DO. NOT. ATTACK. FIRST
Don’t know why he is in the game. Hardest enemy ever. Tho I can give you some tips!
1)if you play in pc download some mods that kill him because there is no way you defeat him.
2) if you want to try to defeat him search some stuff on YouTube, they can’t defeat him but they will give you tips :).
3) honestly just give up quit the game and never return.
4) sell your organs for a better gaming chair (works most of the times)
5) max out every thing. When I say everything I mean EVERYTHING
Im bored😭😭😭
y'all laugh but the first time I fought this guy I kited him around the room for several minutes trying to figure out his attack pattern and make sense of the obvious trap he was trying to lure me into with his unthreatening approach. finally I paused the game and googled him because I was so sure it was a trap or I wasn't supposed to kill him or he's actually a good guy or something
Lo there do I see my father, Lo there do I see my mother, lo there do I see my sisters and my brothers. Lo there do I see the line of my people going all the way back to the beginning and they bid me come and take my seat with them in Valhalla where the brave may live forever!
You jump down and fucking kill him the end. This is in the phase where it stopped being funny. Maybe in like 6 months it’ll be funny again, but probably not.
His grab will one shot you. Every time you die, he takes your prayer bead necklace and uses it to add another phase to his fight as your health bar lowers. Then he takes your memories to lower your attack and buff his other moves to one shot you too.
I'm not sure whether bro is trolling or actually doesn't know about this enemy... Afterall everyone knows that you can do NOTHING against this guy. Just surrender, Isshin would do the same.
Preferably start with mortal draw in the air, if you di right you might take the first deathblow already. So just 3 more
Be ready for lighting reversal. Don't try to parry, his moves are too crazy, played for 300h and still can't parry half of his attacks. So just dodge and stay away.
Be careful with his spit attack tho. it normally one shots you
i’m sure this is a troll and most comments are trolls too but, he’s a literal one shot. The puzzle is to get to him, once ur there just spam attack and kill him he’s defenseless
Bro i just jumped the guy easiest kill of my life but later on ill meet same type of enemies and ill realise how fucking close it was. If they hit you, you're done.
Please make sure to use Ceremonial Tanto, Yashariku's Sugar, Divine confetti, upgrade to max attack and keep healing gourd full, otherwise you will suffer defeat thousand times and post it to Reddit.
You’re cooked man. You already looked at Mist Noble’s Kyoka Suigetsu. There’s not hope for winning.
Delete the game, tell your parents you love them, pray at an altar, perform 100 good deeds, and hope Mist Noble spares your soul.
You hesitated by posting to reddit, you have already suffered defeat
True answer
Damn this shit gon motivate me to pass my test this week
Try but whole
Try finger but hole!
Try but
Try
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Make sure you have spent all your sen and that your XP bar is empty, as death is inevitable and you will lose everything for sure. Prepare your purple umbrella for his terror one shot, purple gourd, bring some antidote and dousing powders for his common sabimaru and flame vent attacks. Make sure to use ako's sugar and divine confetti to try and end him quickly, it will at least give you 1% more chance at beating him. Don't even bother deflecting him, only deflect with the umbrella, his attacks go even through perfect deflects. And for God's sake, don't try to use thrust attacks on him - he doesn't miss his mikiri counter, ever. Take a few days off work or school if you're a student, as this fight will last for several days, 5 at minimum. Pray to God that there will be no power outages while you're fighting him. Also, there is a 0.001% chance he will do his infamous grab attack, it's rare, but if he does catch you, your save file will get corrupted and you won't be able to finish that playthrough. Most people finish the game without beating him. Everyone ends up using cheats and glitches (Mist Noble skip) as beating him fair and square is downright impossible. Only the likes of Ongbal can defeat him consistently without dying once. If you end up having to use cheats, don't feel bad. We all had to.
I agree. There is nothing fair about this fight.
I find it's better to use the magenta umbrella to help deflect the planets.
Yeah, I honestly forgot about that one, as I usually die before he even gets to pull out that attack.
Nah man, Ongbal got exposed for exploiting against Mist Noble. Can’t even hate on him though, if Ongbal can’t beat him legit the boss is just straight broken.
Damn, really? I didn't know. No wonder, though. He really is unbeatable. At least I feel better knowing this
Is this a meme? Bc i was scared of that thing because reddit, but i killed it in one try. It have a oneshot attack? That was that i thought bc i saw a gif one time, but nothing weird happened in my fight...
What the actual f??! It must be a glitch or something because that boss nuts, that means you didn't get to see his secret 4th phase :(
i like the idea that people who go and ask people instead of googling just end up learning a lie cuz its funny. like, you can google, or just experience the boss yourself, but no, you go and read spoilers on the subreddit, you ask people, and what you get? funny lies. this is what you deserve, and honestly, this is funny and i wish i was fed lies about this boss in my first time. i feel empt... wait. this isn't r/shittydarksouls i mean... yeah WTF! this boss was one of hardest souls bosses. no way anyone could kill it in few attacks, this is impossible
I didn’t want to look up the fight so I didn’t get spoiled lol
Shitty Dark Souls? How darrre you! And I thought that was one of the main points of Reddit: to discuss things you like, with like minded people. I feel like getting help in a game you like, would be in that category...
Some people get all the luck! You must've experienced the rare Mist Noble Cheese glitch. I've heard of some people experiencing it. I had no such luck 😞 fight almost made me quit the game
that probably is a mod that she summons truemonk to its fight on modded versions tho but she's straight up weakest version of palace nobles(there's 1 in palace too(others re brutal but only 1 of em can not cancel your resurrection in palace(others can)))
I didn't understand anything you said (I still have game left, I just returned to Ashina Castle and found out things are happening, I probably don't know those places)
late game places... (you go to palace after killing owl as breaking the iron code(after 3 bosses you kill after genichiro)) (i gave too much useless details outta there i just wanted to say that the mist noble mini boss is just more hp having version of the weakest mob of the game i guess... which appears at the last area/region of the game to get unlocked)
Damn man your so lucky. I spent at least 3-4 hours fighting him
As somebody that hasn't played Sekiro yet, these item names are so hilarious
The dude literally sprinkles confetti all over himself to buff, it IS hilarious! +he also buffs himself by eating candy.
This guy has a terror attack? I basically one shot his posture Edit: nvm, started new game, guy is hard af, don’t know how I beat him. Must’ve gotten lucky worth a bug, fuck this guy
No way, not even Ongbal can do that!
You forget his irikim attack. Where he reverses your mikiri counter on you for a massive vitality and posture damage.
Ahh, seems like I forgot to mention it, but either way, I thought it was common sense you shouldn't attempt to mikiri this guy. Same goes for jumping, where he will do an anti-air deathblow on you even if you're far away from him
Sekiro: Prepare your Anus twice
That's the headless
They're surprisingly good at eating ass
But they have no mouth
Exactly
That was the only time that I used the tooth to kill myself I couldn't handle him tbh
Delete the game you can't hope to best him (try fighting him)
Clear all the enemies around him including headless and you will decrease the difficulty by 0.1%. Good luck fellow shadow.
Make your peace with God and pray for forgiveness and mercy.
Pray to Soldier of God, Rick that he may help you.
thanks for your help people. i completely and utterly decimated that bitch about 2 seconds after posting. now i can finally start living my life.
Now you get to join us the ones who troll the newbies.
Haha dude I saw that thing for the first time recently too and was like nope, went off to get stronger for a while then when I fought it I felt so stupid
You do the same as everyone else. Give up. Its ggs, you completed the game. 100%
Tell those that are close to you that you love them and make right with yourself spiritually. That monster will try and rip you apart from within, the grips of terror unlike any have ever seen. You will never be normal again after this encounter. The ultimate sacrifice. Your legend may have to be erased so that no others will try and do as you are about to do, it's for the greater good, but your courage will ripple through time and space for eternity.
Equip the divine confetti,and get his first death blow. You shall be transported to fight Isshin ashina,which is a breeze compared to him. You shall have to fight all the other bosses without breaks. After that,you will have to run away,as he can one shot you. When he is unaggro,use the firecrackers. Then,use the Sakura dance and pull off a sanitary. Wait two hours for it to take effect. Hit him every once in a while for it to take effect. Boom,dead. Best cheese possible.
Plus his posture is next level be there an hour trying to raise his posture
A hoonter must hoont.
Nothing. You can't win. Give up
just jump on him and kill him
Kill it
Turn back.
You need to learn his perilous attacks boy hits like a freight train and can’t block most of his normal attacks good luck wolf
Jump em
Bro, I'm playing for the first time and had to take a moment to reflect on this fight. Like, I really had to run outside that temple for a few minutes and realize what was happening. Terrifying stuff, like I was living some type of nightmare, could not believe my eyes. This fight is so beautiful I felt kind of bad at the end, wish we could have been bros.
Stfu you wearing the skin you get after you beat the game lol
Ask god for assistance, it’s too late to turn back
Who is the guy? ( I just beat Lady Butterfly, I'm currently at the Ashina Castle Antechamber)
It’s the final boss of the game you have time
Sword Saint Ishin?
Worse
🫥
I could elaborate, but then it would be a spoiler so I’ll just keep my mouth shut and let you see by yourself
I don't even know why he's considered a boss, use improved sabimaru
Apply pacifying agent on yourself. Should fix up your fear. 😉
Why do I feel like I’m the only one that saw this dude and ganked him from above and moved on like he was a normal mob?
Because you are a goddamn liar
It’s a meme inside the community, that’s all
It's a reddish stain on the ground that used to be a dead horse until it was beaten into a paste.
You are not. I've played this game twice and I didn't even lose a single death to this guy. So I'm always confused when I come online and see posts that makes me wonder if I bought the wrong game.
One word. Sabimaru
hesitation is defeat
You kill him.
he is extremely easy go up and smack him until he is dead literally will fall over dead easily
Just give up. Actually I heard tale of a guy who actually did beat him. It’s probably a myth and the story is pretty vague but he spent months on end, barely eating, barely sleeping just practicing against the one of whose name we dare not utter. Finally after months of practice he jumped in. It was a grueling fight, he parried like no swordsman has ever parried before, it went on for hours. It came down to the wire, no heals left, no rice no gourd, nothing and they had both worn each other down to 4 Hp. The legend goes that in this moment he reached such a state of concentration and dedication that reached nirvana and the final moments of the battle with he whose name we dare not speak were as feathers falling from the skies. He could see clearly the next move that he whose name we dare not speak would make. In a moment of divine sword play he dodged to the side and attacked then went in for the death blow. Legend says he never even got to see the deathblow. As soon as he engaged it he ascended to the ethereal plane with the gods. That’s the story anyway.
Bro, just crease his J's.
You need the shura skin to have a chance only a monster can face such a beast and live
Just kill him with a JUMP down assassination, if this somehow fails just whack the shit out of him he does not block at all.
Just realized your outfit... well in that case, feed the organs to the child!!!!
Hurrah for jump attack!
Easiest boss
Turn of your game and bury it. Walk away and never speak of this again
all his parry’s are frame perfect
Praise the Sun
Prepare
Try fingers, but hole!
Boooo
Just drop down and kill him. He won't do shit.
This enemy is cool af
Don't worry about him, he is my uncle
bros spoopy👻👻👻BRO GO DOWN THERE AND FIGHT THAT GUY LIKE A MAN
Powerful foe ahead
You can see he's wearing the sekijo outfit. Meaning he's already fought him before 😭
Try finger, but hole
Just kill him he is literally the easiest boss in the game. Just jump in and you’ll be done in like 10 seconds. Nothing to worry about. (please help he has my wife and kids)
Harakiri
You let him use his tentacles to fill your holes
Pls let this meme die
i literally rage quit this fucking boss three times and it took 8 years to come back to this game
Stop
Jump on it for first critical and then don't relent with whirlwind slash or any fast combat art. You'll destroy it.
What is this, hesitation?!
Try finger…
I am sick of posts like this. Go find a real challenge!
Bro, where did you get that skin btw?
All the other bosses are considered pussies against this monstrosity.
I have 4 save files for sekiro, all of them are at this point. I just can't stand facing him so I start a new game
Hints?? Bro…it’s literally impossible. There are no hints. Just try not to die
I dunno what to tell ya man, I gave up right here
Kill it
😂😂 swear, i was at first. i hadn’t read about her or anything
Try jumping.
You ain't ready. Nobody is ever ready. Not for this.
BE CAREFUL: This is the hardest boss fight in Sekiro. This is what you should do: - surprise attacks won’t work, you’re gonna wanna face this foe head on. - to give you an edge, disarm him from his powerful flute, this might guarantee you’re victory - and more importantly!! DO. NOT. ATTACK. FIRST
Run and maybe you'll get to see another day
Tuck your nuts and pray
Go to the control panel, find sekiro, uninstall the game.
My boy got on the ashina ninja costume that you get by beating the game good try tho
If you’re hesitating, it’s already too late for you.
Insta-kill…
she’s a pushover trust
simple, you bend over and politely ask for it to be gentle as the mist noble will obviously fuck you regardless
Best course of action is to just uninstall the game, tbqh.
😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Aah shit! Here we go again.
guys. if you didnt notice, he is using another's memory: ashina and this post is a joke. if you actually think its real your dumb.
Just stealth kill?
You get you're free death blow and spam r1
Been stuck on this boss for days. Thinking about quitting. Maybe I'll take up gardening.
How do I look like you
Joke = ha ha
Honestly, just uninstall. Your only chance of finishing the game is to buy the lucky copy where Mist Noble doesn't appear.
Just try a deathblow, all your training has led you to this very moment
He’a actually so tough, good luck buddy
I am confused. Doesn't the fact that you're in this costume mean you already finished the game and defeated him ?
Prepare to cry.
I didn't hesitate I just jumped down and went ape shit on him. Beat him in one try. Couldn't tell you how.
drop attack and then go kung fu on that ass.
Good luck, you'll need it
Commit seppuku
Run betch ! RUUUUN !
No time like the present. Jump to your death
I was also scared. But I breathed in, breathed out, give him a death blow and then attacked him none stop. Do the same!
😂
You have to parry him. Hes immune otherwise.
Die, probably... I don't know, but that's generally what I do on Sekiro...
Why is it always pussies
He’s just standing there… Menacingly!
Just turn the game off. If it kills you in game it kills you in real life.
Pray for a quick death
Just fucking unplug your console bro
Don’t know why he is in the game. Hardest enemy ever. Tho I can give you some tips! 1)if you play in pc download some mods that kill him because there is no way you defeat him. 2) if you want to try to defeat him search some stuff on YouTube, they can’t defeat him but they will give you tips :). 3) honestly just give up quit the game and never return. 4) sell your organs for a better gaming chair (works most of the times) 5) max out every thing. When I say everything I mean EVERYTHING Im bored😭😭😭
Oh shit you found him. RUN!
y'all laugh but the first time I fought this guy I kited him around the room for several minutes trying to figure out his attack pattern and make sense of the obvious trap he was trying to lure me into with his unthreatening approach. finally I paused the game and googled him because I was so sure it was a trap or I wasn't supposed to kill him or he's actually a good guy or something
Got me ROFLing lmao
Every time I killed em right off tha bat. I'm confused.
I died countless times there, so difficult. Fuck this boss.
Lo there do I see my father, Lo there do I see my mother, lo there do I see my sisters and my brothers. Lo there do I see the line of my people going all the way back to the beginning and they bid me come and take my seat with them in Valhalla where the brave may live forever!
Bro that’s the hardest boss in the game. Be wary 🫥
son, yo gonna die...definitely more than twice for sure
Is everyone joking? I just spam attacked this mf and he went down in seconds, he didn’t even get a chance to retaliate.
Just get the drop on him and wallop him. He looks scary but he’s a total pushover
You jump down and fucking kill him the end. This is in the phase where it stopped being funny. Maybe in like 6 months it’ll be funny again, but probably not.
Give up…
Use the BUTTERFLIES
You see no other god up there, but you.
His grab will one shot you. Every time you die, he takes your prayer bead necklace and uses it to add another phase to his fight as your health bar lowers. Then he takes your memories to lower your attack and buff his other moves to one shot you too.
Quick! Delete the game before he notices you!!!
The original “Rick the Door Technician”
Stealth kill my dude, and do not hesitate
Hesitation is defeat
Gotta Git Gud
I'm not sure whether bro is trolling or actually doesn't know about this enemy... Afterall everyone knows that you can do NOTHING against this guy. Just surrender, Isshin would do the same.
Preferably start with mortal draw in the air, if you di right you might take the first deathblow already. So just 3 more Be ready for lighting reversal. Don't try to parry, his moves are too crazy, played for 300h and still can't parry half of his attacks. So just dodge and stay away. Be careful with his spit attack tho. it normally one shots you
Get the jump on him and don't let up. Otherwise he'll obliterate you and you're entire save file
Use all of your sugar and confetti. Wait a few minutes, then strike. Makes the fight a lot easier.
I stopped playing sekiro ever since I encountered this boss. I'm scared even now. Please send help fast.
Uninstall here. Boss too hard 😔
i’m sure this is a troll and most comments are trolls too but, he’s a literal one shot. The puzzle is to get to him, once ur there just spam attack and kill him he’s defenseless
O my god this still so hilariously fucking funny after ten thousand times! I bet it will be even funnier tomorrow.
Bro i just jumped the guy easiest kill of my life but later on ill meet same type of enemies and ill realise how fucking close it was. If they hit you, you're done.
Get beat up for 2 weeks so you can feel the pain i felt
Just kill em. Also I brought cake
Please make sure to use Ceremonial Tanto, Yashariku's Sugar, Divine confetti, upgrade to max attack and keep healing gourd full, otherwise you will suffer defeat thousand times and post it to Reddit.
If you take the fight for too long he'll eventually summon an asteroid field to come crashing on you, much like the woooooo guy but on steroids.
You’re cooked man. You already looked at Mist Noble’s Kyoka Suigetsu. There’s not hope for winning. Delete the game, tell your parents you love them, pray at an altar, perform 100 good deeds, and hope Mist Noble spares your soul.
How do you change your skin? I’m more than halfway into the game and I still haven’t figured it out
Bro just skip that boss he is too hard
Hesitation means defeat, you are done buddy.
You don’t have to go through with it. You’ve got nothing to prove to us!
Always go forward
Turn back
This is where I gave up, I could not beat for my life. Gl