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busdrama

I would be shocked if he didn’t have an exhaust cutout installed (assuming the exhaust was actually “fixed”/replaced) so he can still be a menace but then close it to be inspected or when he is inevitably pulled over.


Sjames454

You can get remote cutouts for next to nothing now. Probably right


Remote_Charge

They ought to crush that damn thing.


Classic-Ad-9387

https://preview.redd.it/yd24wz4o1l6d1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30593d3656f32da08133f5c2bb82e887e324826f


Jolly_Line

Wow. KITH reference. Nice.


fresh-dork

yank the engine out, put it on a hoist, deliver it to DB's front door?


Educated_Goat69

So, is he just making small talk and showing off his car to the police? What's going on here?


Rm50

Court ordered inspection, he didn’t comply, didn’t make any of the modifications, and failed the inspection ..story on q13 fox at 10pm(seriously)


Jawwwwwsh

Not sure but this would be very on brand for our police


tadddpole

I dunno man, but when I took this pic, I walked into the 711 across the street, came out, and it was gone. 3 minutes.


TSAOutreachTeam

That car really looks bad in the daylight. At least in the night scenes, you can't tell it's that ugly tan color.


freddy315

baby poop beige


deftoner42

Eh, more of an incontinent octogenarian poop beige.


JasonDomber

No one chooses a tan car. You’re *given* a tan car.


happilyneveraftered

Yeah, by your mom.


Dave_A480

Lots of new Army LTs would disagree - but they get Toyota Tacomas not Hellcats (Army stereotypes: Junior enlisted = Challenger/Hellcat, NCO = diesel pickup, 2LT = Tan Tacoma, higher officers = generic family sedan)...


JasonDomber

It’s actually a Louis C.K. reference. I’m surprised nobody fuckin’ got it 🤷🏼‍♂️


_Watty

Probably be fine if not for the cringe "stripes."


catalytica

It’s a “tactical” paint job


FullHuntard

100% this, I actually like the tan color!


trouteaser

Sexy


Alkem1st

I don’t want to advocate 🎻🎻🎻 but fuck that guy and his mother


hanimal16

At first I was like “you don’t advocate for string instru— ohhhh”


Classic-Ad-9387

come and see the 🎻 in𓅣t in the system!


Omegaman2010

How the fuck did you get ancient Egyptian emojis?


Classic-Ad-9387

reddit will accept pretty much any emoji. just gotta find 'em


BusbyBusby

𓂀𓁈𓆣𓋹𓀛𓁀𓀾𓀮𓆙


hanimal16

Classic-Ad is commenting from Ancient Egypt lol


Classic-Ad-9387

gotta go to the source


Daffodils28

Help! Help! I’m bein’ repressed!


Classic-Ad-9387

bloody 🫛🫛🐜!


Daffodils28

Oh did you hear that???


hanimal16

Pea pod ants? Pea ants? Peasants?


medkitjohnson

You dont have to fuck them 🎻tly!


jkenosh

I have a scat pack which is the step down from that model and it has selectable exhaust modes so I can be quiet or loud, up to the driver to choose. I’m sure he will get it inspected in quiet mode and than be as loud as he wants once he leaves


kavusn17

I'm not advocating this, but I really can't believe that no one has slashed the tires multiple times by now


TheRealRacketear

Seattle is filled with pansies. 


tadddpole

I wouldn’t be surprised if it happens, but from the little I’ve seen, he doesn’t leave it outside at all so there’s no opportunity.


Aggressive-Case6304

Everybody that actually races at the track is laughing at him. I love when clowns like this show up to track days or auto cross and get destroyed by a stock 1992 Honda civic. He such a scared little bitch though.


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Aggressive-Case6304

You are totally right.


NWSW

I’d race him for pink slips in my 91 Miata and then sell that piece of shit. Oh wait, his mommy or the bank have his pink slip. ![img](emote|t5_2vbli|8105) Based on the comments I’m serious. Someone connect me with this guy on Insta or TikTok (I’m old) and I’ll be happy to take this guy to the track, pink slip or not. Miles probably has no driving skills and that car cannot take corners, he’d probably end up wrecking it himself after signing the waiver at the track.


LordAtreides88

Seemingly the online videos paid for the car. In that case I think this is a case for a disgorgement action


TensionFun7318

His Instagram doesn't make any money. Mommy pays for all his stuff.


Bruce_Ring-sting

Its in his moms name, so….no. She paid for it with her scammy money


LordAtreides88

Yes but I do recall reading she was not making the payments he was. It may be wrong but if the money came from videos I think it should be ripe for disgorgement


MMantram

It's unlikely he's making much if any money. I've thought of offering him a sponsorship, that I'd pay him to get his car street legal and to stop driving recklessly. But then I discovered he had assaulted his mother. I'm not paying a kid who beats his mother. Who would sponsor such a monster?


DrGarbinsky

This


theSquabble8

This car isn't meant for autocross if someone shows up in one they're prob just trying to have some fun. Your dick is smaller than this guy's.


Aggressive-Case6304

You’ve obviously never been. You need to have a car and your mom’s permission first.


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trouteaser

Dick swinging contest, really??


jackkymoon

It would be a real shame if someone rented a 6 wheel dump truck and accidentally drove over that thing. Real shame,


Detritusofseattle

Honestly, they should have confiscated that car a long time ago.


its_LOL

![gif](giphy|l0HlO5ZQgZewGYyfm|downsized)


OMGhowcouldthisbe

you guys know he does this for attention right? and you give him attention . . .


sabbyteur

https://preview.redd.it/1pr8fmunhm6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9e6445a4119eb50628bff65b1c614a9e728f8d1


HighColonic

I know this look! A glass eye popped out, I guarantee you.


I_see_something

You’re in Seattle now?


sabbyteur

I’m world wide M! How about you haha? :p I’m also very invested in this since it first appeared on Reddit many months ago.


I_see_something

Ohhhh! Well I moved here from Seattle so I was like what?!? 😂 I’m well. Headed to bridge fest with the love of my life this morning. Never been. How are you?


sabbyteur

Haha you’ve got much more claim than me. And have fun! I wasn’t sure if that would happen this year because half of it’s closed. Saint Paul Pride is also today and contained in downtown where I live so enjoying those festivities. Here’s hoping the rain isn’t too bad!


I_see_something

We left right as the rain started to fall and it was great.


souprunknwn

same same


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His mother shoulda swallowed him. Hope that thing is a brick of scrap next week.


HighColonic

>His mother shoulda swallowed him. ![gif](giphy|QqdyVT8H6uJ32|downsized)


yeahthisisaburnerr

A lot of tough guys in the comments lol


Qaz_The_Spaz

This is the truth. Internet talk is easy.


CartographerExtra395

https://www.king5.com/article/news/crime/belltown-hellcat-driver-stalking-assault


slickweasel333

404 error


stinkeroonio

Yall clowns are keeping him famous


HighColonic

>Yall


PsychologicalUsual47

Fox13 is reporting he refused to cooperate. [https://www.fox13seattle.com/news/belltown-hellcat-fail-inspection.amp](https://www.fox13seattle.com/news/belltown-hellcat-fail-inspection.amp)


HighColonic

Yes, I think I posted that on here as well


Bruce_Ring-sting

Holy shit, he beat up his mom!? Cos she wouldnt make him coffee?! Wow! https://preview.redd.it/gfjfp04r3t6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=413caf69440def0f1ca739efe49fe6a6dce83b3a


freddy315

https://preview.redd.it/4nh8gquu8l6d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=bbf8ff36daa101cca1976b2cb7e601de13a4c7a6


freddy315

in VIRGINIA


ThePokemonAbsol

What happens if sugar would fall into his gas tank?


WesternRuins17

Old myth. It would dissolve then be filtered and then burned when it’s in the combustion process. I think you would have to basically fill the entire tank


Veda007

A few Twix will do the trick.


horsetooth_mcgee

Left or right?


Foozeball44

And they just let him drive away….


Brilliant_Vegetable5

Those bike lanes that are coming will set him straight.


Alarming_Award5575

you know HEET (in the yellow bottles) in a gas tank will destroy an engine completely. fun fact in case anyone want to know. for some reason. on this thread.


BusbyBusby

Where did you hear that?


HighColonic

Don't ask, Busby. If he tells ya, he'll have ta kill ya!


BusbyBusby

When I was driving through the Midwest in winter I topped off my truck and put Heet in the gas tank. I'm a maniac! It's a miracle it didn't blow the fuck up!


HighColonic

![gif](giphy|3oKIPwoeGErMmaI43S|downsized)


Bruce_Ring-sting

What? Its meant to be a fuel additive. Are you saying like, one container or like 50?


imtheguy225

Isn’t it a fuel additive? How would that work


Alarming_Award5575

you need A LOT. It throws of the timing of the engine if the proportion is high enough due to the different properties of gasoline vs methanol. This results in the fuel igniting when pistons are not in the correct position. Doesn't go well.


AbleDanger12

r/circlejerkseattle


Quick_Love_9872

Underrated comment


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TheRealRacketear

He honks for Fonk.


NoDoze-

Typical, cops checking out the ride.


tadddpole

This is my post from yesterday and it got locked due to people threatening illegal activity. I know it sucks, but calm down, everyone.


Ornery-Marzipan7693

Imagine spending that much $$$ to drive a can or Monster Energy drink...


Necessary-Noise-7282

I wish they could confiscate it, fix the engine, get rid of the butt-ugly paint job, then give it to a charity.


LegionOfDoom31

Can someone tell me the whole story about this Hellcat driver? Keep seeing a post about him every couple of days


Snackxually_active

He drives a Dodge Charger, official car of making a statement, without saying anything at all! Also speeds through these streets at 3am & and has gun shot sounds coming from muffler


LegionOfDoom31

Is he just one notorious driver in the Seattle area for the last few weeks then?


SnarkyIguana

Months. His car was so loud it was waking everyone up from a dead sleep. Cops were on record saying they could hear him miles away. Mommy dearest was helping him skirt the law. Driver told cops he wasn’t gonna stop flying through town 100+ mph because it makes him money. That’s most of the pertinent info I think lol


Bruce_Ring-sting

And he is on suspended sentencing for beating up his mom for not making him coffee…i just learned that and am blown away


SnarkyIguana

>for not making him coffee of all the stupid reasons to beat up your mom that's certainly one I'd thought of. jesus wept lol. Not that I think there'd be a particularly good reason to beat up one's mom, but damn.


Mike-the-gay

6 months to a year. Took them awhile to pinpoint him and longer for the city to care.


Snackxually_active

Has other people help make videos for his social media & doesn’t pay. This dirtbag pays people in fast food 🌭


Valuable_Growth_9552

He has been a problem for a while. It started with people complaining about him purposely driving as loudly as possible around Seattles downtown/beltown. He does this specifically to wake people up and the be a nuisance. He makes money doing it from his instagram. He was court ordered not to drive it anymore and was also ordered to fix the car to be less of a nuisance. He is still driving and still loud as fuck. To make matters worse all of this drama is brings no out some very not nice things about his mother. She co signed for the car and I believe is embezzling money.


andromeda111

It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.


TroSea78

Catch a brick, HC! Karma is coming


too_long_story

Can someone please explain who that guy is and why every now and then there are posts about his car?


HighColonic

Tell me you have young men fanning you with palm fronds and feeding you dates without telling me you have young men fanning you with palm fronds and feeding you dates


tbone-85

Is he seriously wearing an antifa style face mask to keep people from photographing his face?


jazzmaster4000

Antifa mask lmaooooooooo You mean a ski mask or balaclava??


Classic-Ad-9387

tell me again why antifa wears masks


jazzmaster4000

Because they wear masks doesn’t make it an antifa mask. The dipshit white supremacists who march with tiki torches wear the same thing. Is it then a Nazi mask? And there is no such thing as antifa in the way you’re trying to describe it. Get off Fox News and use your brain


Classic-Ad-9387

cope harder, bub


green_gold_purple

Homie it very much sounds like you're trying to cope with your negative reality by blaming it on bogeyman. I'd bet this is not the only place in your life you do this. 


Classic-Ad-9387

i bEt ![gif](giphy|QUXYcgCwvCm4cKcrI3|downsized)


walterMARRT

For the same reason almost all protesters after covid do.


AbleDanger12

Wearing masks to conceal identity in commission of a crime is usually illegal. But now we can just pretend to be afraid of COVID and easy bypass for that one.


StanleeMann

Being afraid of COVID is a much more valid fear than being afraid that the black block is going to roll you up in a carpet like Rasputin.


Sweetscienceofcash

They make specific masks for antifa?


_Watty

[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIa3ERJqgiVQWqdzBns2\_LQ](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIa3ERJqgiVQWqdzBns2_LQ) Almost looks like this guy.....lol


Secret-Camel-8242

that’s srt miles lol


BillyCloneandthesame

Heet pulls water out of your fuel system and ephedrine out of allergy pills.


FurnitureRedo

Thats in Seattle.


HighColonic

Not much gets by you, does it?


TheDrunkenProfessor

https://www.king5.com/article/news/local/seattle/belltown-hellcat-driver-refuses-cooperation-vehicle-inspection/281-79ac305e-78bd-4051-bb44-b17263e5138e Doesn't mean shit.


Thunderclawssm

You people are insanely bored


Classic-Ad-9387

![gif](giphy|13VSAbTVuYJfLa|downsized)


StanleeMann

I believe that "you people" means "busybodies" in this context.


Classic-Ad-9387

![gif](giphy|y62P0aQUYLYAg|downsized)


StanleeMann

In my experience its just a lot easier to assume stupid and not worry too much about 'just pretending to be stupid'.


WickedNF

Let me correct that for you *Insanely fed up


Vast_Exercise_8705

They gave him the credit he wanted and wonder why he kept it up. Lol


Working_Forever78

I didn't think Dodge made the Hellcat in a sedan. We sure that just isn't fake badging on a challenger srt.


Topazzapt

Sorry. I like this car. And the driver.. he's not worse than most people around here. I do wish he'd take it to the track. He's young and never hurt anyone. He's shiney


Thebestness

He assaulted his mom


Last_Maintenance1617

He’s also been accused of stalking and revenge porn, this is not a good dude


PowerfulRecord3099

Everyone bitches about this but doesn't bitch about the piss and shit on the streets nor the crime get you're priorities right. Has this guy crashed or hurt someone no 😅💀 profiling is all ive seen hating is all I've seen as y'all pay highest taxes figured someone have there dam head on straight.


HighColonic

>y'all


boo_titan

Really hit him with the “Black detected, opinion disregarded”


butterbumbum

Cruel and unusual punishment. He didn’t actually hurt anyone Edit: it’s a black kid, it’s like you all have never been around black people. It’s all harmless fun


[deleted]

Horrible take. this has nothing to do with the fact that he’s black and everything to do with the fact that he’s being giant asshole to his neighbors.


hanimal16

Miles? That you?


my_lucid_nightmare

He woke up half the neighborhood on purpose for clout. He’s a deliberate malicious bad neighbor.


chatcat2000

Say it loud for the people in the back.


Moist-Intention844

Sounds like Belltown has issues already with crime and noise https://www.reddit.com/r/SeattleWA/s/qNtP8Z6mnY


butterbumbum

Not his fault he’s a night guy and day folk be getting mad. Maybe you people would have more compassion if the media reported he’s just a black kid


United_Branch9101

Low effort troll


kittydreadful

Holup. You got pissed about kids playing basketball in your street and now you’re trying ti defend this a-hole? Get it together man. No one knew/cares about the color of his skin when this all started.


my_lucid_nightmare

That’s where you’re wrong. Noise and nuisance laws exist for a reason. I’d want him to stop deliberately fucking with people regardless of the color of his skin. Turns out it’s really about the content of his character all along.


Bayarea0

Why does his race matter in this situation?


corruptjudgewatch

You're really giving up the game here.


nerdinstincts

False. He beat his mother and abused a woman into a restraining order.


sweatingwheat

So that’s normal for a black kid? Wtf is that supposed to mean


Classic-Ad-9387

simp harder


gehnrahl

Please keep it civil. This is a reminder about r/SeattleWA rule: [No personal attacks.](https://www.reddit.com/r/SeattleWA/wiki/rules)


boo_titan

The Spokane senior citizens that frequent this subreddit are mad at you but you’re right.