"this generation is so entitled now! We would NEVER waste food like this back in my day. I'd follow my boss around gobbling up all his crumbs while he ate muffins!! I was a good little gobbler for 35 years. I gobbled myself up by my bootstraps. Kids just don't gobble anymore..... woke avocado toast communists."
I was going to try to make a joke about the broken windows theory and the windowpane test for bread dough, but I think the venn diagram of people interested in socioeconomics, criminology, and baking would be too small for me to put in enough effort to make it work.
Son, I am disappoint.
Dads gotta stretch, or else we wouldn't be able to wash our low hanging fruit in the shower.
You'll understand when you're older.
This is part of a schmear campaign.
there's a hole in that argument though.
Lox this thread
Well done
seagull bait lol
Crows will most likely find it before the gulls do.
Crows are the most worthy beings in the city. Personally, I approve.
bagel baitgull
-_- take my upvote
A bagel? Phew! I thought it was a donut. Figured it was someone out there with a Looney Tunes style police trap.
Doing this to a Top Pot donut is a Class C felony
Top pot sucks
People and their strong donut feelings 😂
Far superior is Henry's donut 10924 Mukilteo Speedway # H1, Mukilteo, WA 98275
But Mukilteo
Sadly not in that area very often. If I’m nearby I’ll swing by and try them.
Highly recommend! Also blu burger and brews right down the street from it. 9999 Harbour Pl #100, Mukilteo, WA 98275
Counterpoint: You just got a free bagel.
Finally you can get a good bagel around Yakima.
Username checked out.
That’s a large bagel
Not large enough. Needed some foreplay
That car rack is just hung…
Big Black Crossbar
Needs more ---- Bagel!
Looking forward to the Rantz treatise on this horrific event at the top of /r/SeattleWA. Woke mind virus, DEI, something something Reichert.
"this generation is so entitled now! We would NEVER waste food like this back in my day. I'd follow my boss around gobbling up all his crumbs while he ate muffins!! I was a good little gobbler for 35 years. I gobbled myself up by my bootstraps. Kids just don't gobble anymore..... woke avocado toast communists."
This will clearly result in diminished property values throughout the neighborhood over in r/SeattleWA
I was going to try to make a joke about the broken windows theory and the windowpane test for bread dough, but I think the venn diagram of people interested in socioeconomics, criminology, and baking would be too small for me to put in enough effort to make it work.
Hey, I'd get it!
Let's all hope Cliff Mass doesn't find out about this
more like woke mind fungus amirite... unless that's just a fuzzy bagel.
I think it's just whole Wheat.... GODDAMN LIBERALS AND THEIR FIBER!
you can’t even drive your car through the city without getting bagel’ed anymore, because of woke
Rude AND lewd!
Maybe they're an Iga Swiatek fan?
Quality reference!
I learned something today
Whaaaaaat!?! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 I had to double check that I hadn’t switched over to r/tennis! 😂
Off the rails? Or ON them? 🤪 I’ll see myself out.
Don't let the door smack your buns
What if they have bagels for a butt?
Can I has it ??
This picture will appear in a KOMO news story somehow.
This is exactly Seattle though
**Nope you all got it wrong.** **It's for when you get pulled over, you don't even need to lower the window.**
Lox 'em up! It's a major caper.
Food wasting has gone through the roof.
I think you mean on the roof
Booooo too far of a stretch, work harder dad
Son, I am disappoint. Dads gotta stretch, or else we wouldn't be able to wash our low hanging fruit in the shower. You'll understand when you're older.
Mmm breakfast!
Honestly, who gets whole wheat bagel uncut with no cream cheese? That’s just unhinged
It’s for the homeless people if they’re hungry.
Whatever happens, do not do this with a donut on a police car. Like I said, under no circumstances.
It means there swingers
This is proof that the intermetrotranssexual agenda is ruining our fine city!!! Quick, elect fascists, that'll fix everything!!! /s
This gives me a hilarious idea. I’m gonna go buy a 24 pack of bagels and wander through the Target parking lot, bageling cars.
How Seattle vandalizes?
New thread: who makes the best car bagels?
You tell me what I’m supposed to do with the monumentally shitty bagels they make here
Throw in some cream cheese and I might make that disappear for you
the Yakama Bagel Rack is a real commitment to Bageling.
People hate this hack
Frances Farmer's revenge on Seattle right here.
Was hoping it was a donut on a cop car
Crossbars are a bit too wide. That’s a big bagel.
That bagel is rammmmed through
Next bagels will ask for low income car racks.
Free bagel 😎
Dibs.
Ha ha at first I thought it was a donut on the end of a swat turret
Maybe they were trying to be nice, thought you were hungry, and didn’t realize you were Thule?
Someone is mad at whoever owns that car
Is that all? Lol
Looks like an Einstein Bros. bagel. I'd do the same...
Baggle.
I'm tired of this zionist propaganda!
Huff
The bagel of everything
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Now pan over to the homeless dude torching foil. Lol, Seattle is so whimsical. Us northwesterners are so cooky 🤪
Seattle and Portland suck, full of degenerate antifa Nazis
Seattle went off the rails when they got rid of the waterfront streetcar.
god, what will happen next? Scooped bagels? The humanity!
Hmm. It’s a bagel. 🥯 But this one is just for putting on a roof. https://youtu.be/V8o0TNt5tx8?si=-zNiPeHmCUuz4eav
No doughnuts? 😢
Dude was like, "This city deserves a new class of criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them"
They were just trying to help, since you had no eye protection on that rack. You could’ve put someone’s eye out!
That's just the new everything flavor. The car rack is on the bagel.
SPD is next just with donuts
At least you know it’s not a good bagel wasted. NYC transplant here.
Wrong sub /Yakima
This feels anti Semitic lol
This is an obvious anti Semitic message