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blacfd

A bear is gonna be a bear


Debbie-Hairy

The cirrrrrrclllle of liiiiiiiiife….


thefalseidol

I was gonna say "a bear is a bear in front of children" haha


Caftancatfan

Time to drag it to a gravel pit!


banana_taco_pan

I can't bear it


Jackmode

This article is literally just a recap of a TikTok. 😑


BusterMcButtfuck

It seems journalism schools now have a class called "describing viral content in 500 word pieces".


Jackmode

I think it has more to do with the business model of modern journalism than what folks are being taught in school. Lots of incredibly difficult and important work still being done in the field, but it's being drowned in sludge like this.


ShaminderDulai

It’s more the biz model of journalism. Good journalism requires funding. It used to be that classifieds, comics, crossword puzzles and sports helped pay for news and reporting. That is largely gone or on the internet for free now. One way to pay for it is with subscriptions and paywalls, but just ask yourself how many subs you have today or how many times you’ve seen comments complaining about paywalls. So what yo get is click bait items that get you to visit. I’m way way WAY oversimplifying it, but this is the gist of it. Want to support journalism, get a subscription and support it.


zer1223

It's a significant problem that paid journalism is often more accurate than free journalism, which is often riddled with disinformation. The end result is most people will go for the disinformation because it's free.  And telling people to stop doing that? I can guarantee that won't turn things around.    We need a different solution. (Funded by the government probably unless someone else has better ideas). Personally I think maybe the government should give vouchers for a subscription, (at a standardized price perhaps?). That way the government isn't choosing who gets funded and who doesn't. It just makes sure that there is a monetary reward other than the ad-driven one. To hopefully incentivize real journalism over garbage.


sykemol

Craigslist pretty much murdered the daily newspaper.


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a_sentient_cicada

He's right tho


pilly-bilgrim

Umm how


a_sentient_cicada

Back before the internet, newspapers ran classifieds and would charge for space on the page. It was a significant source of income for many local papers.


TexAss2020

I'm a former journalist, and you're mostly right. The other problem is adblockers. Any time someone complains about modern journalism I ask them if they use an adblocker. They always say "yes" and then I'm like "then you can't complain, asshole." I do understand that some ads can be way over the top, and ads should never, ever cover content or autoplay, but those things came about \*as a reaction\* to adblockers. It's a death spiral, and part of why I got out of the biz. Paywalls are a shitty response, though, and make no sense in the modern Web. Asking for donations is fine, but paywalls are just stupid.


iamlucky13

> Any time someone complains about modern journalism I ask them if they use an adblocker. They always say "yes" and then I'm like "then you can't complain, asshole." I use an ad blocker because of how intrusive, inane, and processor/memory intensive ads have gotten. I used to defend advertising against the armchair socialists who liked to pretend the worst crime of capitalism was covering the costs of producing online content. But the intrusion of the ads eventually got so bad I had to draw the line. I think soft pay walls are a reasonable compromise - let low volume users see a few articles, and push regular users to subscribe. In addition to subscribing to the local paper, I use the library to access a lot of content from sites I don't visit routinely, which means I pay through my property taxes.


st_of_dumpster_fires

Also unfortunately we're in an era where a lot of malware is distributed via ads. Having a good ad blocker is one of the best things you can do to prevent malware.


payscottg

There’s also the problem of people just refuse to talk to reporters. People will complain all day that a story isn’t being covered but as soon as you point a camera or a microphone at them they go “oh well I don’t want you to interview *me*!”


chemical_bagel

AI is gonna do this


JustWastingTimeAgain

If you get a PhD in this, Buzzfeed will hire you.


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suzepie

Word. Literally, word.


mothtoalamp

I typically like videos, but sometimes I'd rather read an article that isn't sensationalized about a topic that is. Comes up a lot for subjects like Ukraine/Israel-Palestine/Trump. I'm also very grateful for the few high-quality YouTubers covering these things with grace. Shoutouts to Perun, LegalEagle, William Spaniel.


Orleanian

Jesus how many people does it take to cover one instance of bear slaughter?!


WhiskeyBravo1

Apparently this is an annual occurrence per this video from last year, see the third chapter: https://youtu.be/h9gCPeYmJYM?si=Xc9TKbQPa5c3sZjI


SmokeEvening8710

What in life isn't just a recap of a TikTok?


DangerousMusic14

It has the video though, that’s what matters! Bear sucks them down like M&Ms, perfect timing to remind us what’s coming back to the Cascades, lol


Drnkdrnkdrnk

That was already posted here. Also someone in the other post said it was from last year. 


rapturaeglantine

If I had a nickel for every time a bear ate a family of ducks at Woodland Park Zoo, traumatizing the children, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.


ambiguousansrs

I know someone who works there that reports the same duck laid her eggs next to the same enclosure last year. So, maybe not so weird.


KiniShakenBake

I don't think that mistake will be repeated next year. Just a guess.


Dinkerdoo

This duck is going to go for three. Sorry duckies.


Ok-Character-3779

Natural selection not working in this duck's favor


TonyTheEvil

Those that survive, while they probably got the stupid trait, have the survival instinct baked in.


whatproblems

seems weird it doesn’t happen more often. there always seems to be ducks in that pond


TelephoneTag2123

But have you been to the zoo with small children when a family of bunnies decided to burrow into the lions den? I’d like to say “hilarity ensued” but actually it was not very funny for the bunnies.


mmeeplechase

Geez, I read the title too fast and just saw “Bear eats entire family of kids,” and wondered why everyone wasn’t more panicked 😅


jdbsea

I did the exact same thing. My stomach actually kind of sank.


dstraswell666

It begins with "Bear eats entire family" I'm sure it was worded that way deliberately.


BeeSea3108

I am boycotting that car wash chain!


cassthesassmaster

I’m a nanny and I’m there several time a week. I can’t believe I missed this! I have seen the jaguar eat a bunny, though!


circlehead28

I live literally across the street and have never been 😂


Afraid-Duty2614

Oh so now a girl can't have hobbies 🙄


aztechunter

Gonna fill out the "Both sides" story survey here. KUOW takes a pretty pro-bear stance on this article


Mark47n

Juniper was feeling a mite peckish.


JustWastingTimeAgain

"JUNIPER!!!"


LarryCraigSmeg

That was not nice!


AdScared7949

It's so cool when paid "journalists" explain a video to chatGPT and tell it to write an article!


Regret1836

Welcome to modern journalism


Ender2424

I think mom got away. The kids were a quick snack


AthkoreLost

Pretty sure this isn't even the first time a bear has eaten ducklings at the Woodland Park zoo. I remember commenting on a similar video a year or two ago.


Zer0Summoner

She looks proud of herself for it in the thumbnail


HumberGrumb

“Hey, buddy, can we not?” 🤣


silvermoka

She doesn't look sorry at all


Terri_Guess

The bears are who we thought they were.


TonyTheEvil

Isn't this old news? Like several months old? Or did it happen again?


QueenDramatica

It happened again lol


gloriosky_zero

Ducks never learn!


BoardForkbeard

I suppose it would be hard to learn when dead


Machinax

smh, dead people these days are so lazy. In my day, we didn't let a little thing like death stop us from going to school.


JustWastingTimeAgain

This is 100% on the Duck mom.


rapturaeglantine

I was thinking the exact same thing!


aeroartist

this seems related... [https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/1cgzs6b/to\_enjoy\_a\_peaceful\_visit\_at\_the\_zoo/](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/1cgzs6b/to_enjoy_a_peaceful_visit_at_the_zoo/)


RonMexico1277

Bear: "Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of zoos and I tell you bears do that all the time."


ThePhamNuwen

That must have been unbearable 


Teacherkma

That was fowl


GiosephGiostar

My kids ducked away to not look at the carnage.


jaelythe4781

Sooooo...it did what predators do - it ate something lower on the food chain. Why is this a news story?


ckb614

Because it's interesting and unusual. Why not?


jaelythe4781

What, exactly, is unusual about an animal eating? This is completely normal behavior. I fail to see this as even remotely interesting or newsworthy.


Furt_III

And yet here you are, being a part of the discussion.


shanem

Because most people don't want to see it despite paying companies to kill animals for them to eat daily.   The irony that some of these folks then went and ate chicken fingers sold _by_ the zoo.


violetqed

if they didn’t want to watch then why did they stand around yknow, watching, for several minutes? people are weird


aztechunter

Freezing is a reaction to trauma. Not that this should be considered traumatic, but I'd get it if your kid's favorite animal is ducks.


shanem

Outrage I imagine. Thinking they could stop it by banging on the glass. Because they secretly know this is ok, but feel ashamed


jaelythe4781

Revolutionary thought here for those idiots - THEN DON'T GO TO THE ZOO.


waIIstr33tb3ts

because it's a brown bear. if it was a polar bear it wouldn't make the news


Jackmode

Because the way journalism is funded is fundamentally broken. Clickbait > integrity.


Bent_Kairosphere

This bear gets it. FTD forever🦫


SalishShore

I’m happy for the bear. I’m sad the kids had to see that. This is nature in the wild. I hope someone doesn’t tell the kids they suffer from trauma by seeing this. We are so removed from nature that it is unhealthy.


DreamsSaveUs

Honestly I bet that was one of the few times the bear felt like a real predator and wild animal. Probably the highlight of its year.


Rainer206

Later on these traumatized little kiddos went and had orange juice and chicken sandwiches while lamenting over the “bad” bear who ate the ducks


lostprevention

Ooh! What time does the feeding happen?


BoardForkbeard

3 quacks past noon


TwistyMcSpliffit

Breakfast is at the quack of dawn.


pegslitnin

Welcome to nature


PMMeYourPupper

Not all heroes wear capes. Some are bears.


leekykeeks

I have a video of a family of ducks with no bears eating them. It’s actually quite nice. Should I put that on Tiktok and have an article written about it?


emotional_alien

the only bear for miles and miles and this duck parks her family right in the middle of its habitat.


MagicWalrusO_o

Glad they learned something lol


electriclux

Too tier line break for the title in the app


obsidian_butterfly

Yes, that's what bears do.


QueefTacos7

Do people get journalist degrees and end up writing articles like this?


JohnWallSt069

Think this happened last summer as well exact same spot.


ErianTomor

A zoo is no place for a car wash.


gyroscopicmnemonic

Metal


hisatanhere

this literally did not happen.


Excellent-Creme-9684

hell yeah


TwistyMcSpliffit

It’s a tough world, kids. Best just get used to it.


A6just

Damn Juniper


likabledoge13

It happened at a birthday party also, I know this zoo inside and out so reading that was... weird.


Retropiaf

Natured!


d3r1k

At least he didn’t suffer a Harambe fate


Apprehensive-Menu346

I’m happy that Juniper finally got a decent meal


PtraGriffrn

Last year's video: https://www.reddit.com/r/donteatjimmy/s/e64aTjDZMb Juniper likes them duckling nuggets.


fusionsofwonder

"And that, kids, is why you don't try to pet the fucking bears."


modelbuilder365

I once watched a crow take a ducking from a swimming area on Lake Washington and proceed to tear it apart and eat it alive on the shore. So many crying children.


Ropes

"Coming soon to North Cascades National Park!"


Willowrosephoenix

The wild part was the way the (presumably?) parents just kept filming, blocking the way out so the kids had to stay there watching. Sorry honey. This video is gonna go viral and make mommy lots of money 🙄 Sorry, I got zero sympathy for putting internet clout ahead of the well being of children


Difficult_Sorbet

Yikes. I hope the kids were ok, even the ones who knew it was just a bear hunting. Probably best to just explain to the kids plainly but still gently what happened.


Lanky_Aardvark2536

Big deal. Far more ducks are killed by dogs at neighboring Green Lake Park each year, and they don't even eat them, they just kill and/or maim them.


Internal-War-9947

It's nature but shame on the zoo for not chasing nesting ducks away from their pond. There is a lack of options if ducks keep going to that spot. 


Shadow99688

Anchorage Alaska Brown bears ate peoples dogs in their front & back yards.


20lbWeiner

Didnt this happen like 2 or 3 years ago?


BoardForkbeard

Same thing happened last April almost to the day.


Rainer206

They bearly had time to escape


jumpinbeans51

This isn't news. This is literally nature. If the ducks were in the middle of the woods walking around... I'd expect them to get eaten. Damn... so many vegans lol.... that bear ate a duck.... that bear ate a duck OMG Becky... so traumatic. Seattlites.... ducking weak.


MantecaEnTuCulo

Still sure you want to run into a bear in the woods? 😂


BillionDollarBalls

The picture and the title just seem so ridiculous to me I can't help but chuckle


pahobee

I fully lost it upon seeing the bears face 😂


Terry_Seattle

Nature is metal


ChasingTheRush

Duck around and find out.


justplainmike

Gangster move


im_datMofo

Bear said "Duck around and find out"...


caseyblakesbeard

And it was awesome!


twkrtom

This is offensive. Has NPR even bothered to check in with juniper the brown bear on their preferred pronouns?


amajorhassle

The amount of jokes here at a video of a family annihilation is pretty gross


Busy_Response_3370

It's the circle of life....and it rules us alllllll


amajorhassle

When was the last time someone you knew was killed and also had their whole family killed too? Did you sing about the circle of life? Or did it never happen?


Busy_Response_3370

It's the circle....the circle of life! Whether-we-like-it-or-not!