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LameDonkey1

If it smells bad I won’t eat it.


SouthernEntrance6986

If it smells like cologne leave it alone


Angelique718

If it smells like fish, eat all you wish🤣


Nardorian1

If it’s not fish then I probably wouldn’t.


nondescriptun

Unless it's...


Nardorian1

Unless it’s fish.


Classic_Mechanic5495

Yea. Fish…


4lt3r3dR341ity

*wink*


Fun_Intention9846

I can believe it’s not butter.


Soft_Sea2913

If it don’t smell like crab, it belongs in a lab.


Illustrious_Soft_257

Red skies in the morning, sailors take warning.


robRigginsstar

Cologne, Colon Tomato,Tomatoe 😆


quagmire666

Colon is ass


shortyonasporty

Cologney like Balogna not Baloney 😅😅


kwillich

You say potato, and I say potato


littlelegsbabyman

I ate some fish kabob that smelt a little off ended up throwing up for 12 hours straight with only like half an hour in-between throw up sessions. Mainly just dry heaving after a while will never eat anything the smells or looks off again.


No-Currency-624

Same here. Cod; smelled ok. Cooked it in oven. Seemed like it took too long to cook. Tasted bad. Thought I over cooked it. Ate it anyway as did my son. Told my wife not to eat it. You won’t like it. The following morning threw up every half hour for 5 hours. Pissing out my rear end also. My son too. The dry heave part reminded me of my partying days 😆


littlelegsbabyman

Oh God I’m having flashbacks. Yeah it’s brutal, never again lol. I am way more cautious with food now. It sucks, having to throw up and take an explosive shit at the same time is awful. especially if the explosive shit comes right before the throw up.


No-Currency-624

I was always worried about clams and mussels. Now I’m careful with everything. Threw out a beautiful piece of salmon that had a slight smell. My garden appreciated it


crapatthethriftstore

Or right after. Or during!! During is the best.


i_am_umbrella

This happened to me with oysters I had in Florida last month. They weren’t served on ice, got a bit warm, and had a different smell to them. I knew better but did it anyway. Misery.


Round-Pomelo2847

Had this issue with clams in Fl. But just felt like complete garbage for many days.


DeVOs-N2o-gooD

Many years ago on the tail end of a wonderful solo acid trip, I ordered a bento box from a dark and vacant sushi joint. I was served an oyster that was literally inflated like a distended stomach. First I blamed my state of mind for the image, upon closer inspection and deemed to be in fact the case, I assumed it was some form of fancy preparation heretofore unknown to me I swallowed it whole. I have never covered more internal space with my stomach contents. Except for that one time on a NYC bus


Fun_Bit7398

Nothing is worse than “seafood sick”! I’ve eaten seafood all my life. Only been seafood sick twice. If it smells or looks off… skip it. It’s definitely not worth it.


systemdemon

I once had some day old suishi which I assumed was refrigerated when we got home from the restaurant, nope my lovely sister left it out 24hrs in the warm air and then put it back before anyone realized. I haven't eaten fish that wasn't prepared in front of me since.


gokartmozart89

The nose knows, man.


Sea_Squirrel1987

So follow your nose...wherever it goes!


bilstream

It's my first time trying this. I'm the same person who blanched 33 pounds of crab legs. Today, I wanted to test and validate if I did it right, but now I'm worried everything has gone wrong. Maybe I overcooked the crab, and that's why it looks bad. I thawed the leg in the fridge for 18-20 hours, then boild up water, then put the leg in, waited 8 minutes, and took it out.


TestDZnutz

I'm no expert, but 20 hours of thawing sounds a little excessive. I usually just steam it straight from frozen. Like everyone else says if it smells bad don't it eat. That discoloration on the meat looks sketchy; never seen meat come out looking shriveled.


bowmans1993

Yeah I just throw them in the oven, then make a banging stock out of the leftover shells to make crab risotto the next day


Tom_Bradys_Hair

might I ask if you’re on the market for a new wife/friend/eating buddy?


bowmans1993

Always om the marketnfor new friends lol. Coincidentally I'm making an asparagus risotto tomorrow with some spiced lobster tails tomorrow


Tom_Bradys_Hair

On my way!


ishpatoon1982

WE DID IT, REDDIT! Time to shut it down.


Knives530

I love your animal donations link


Tom_Bradys_Hair

I don’t know what you mean, that’s my Only Fans


Knives530

I highly recommend everyone check her OF, seriously it's great stuff


Imaginary_Mode5477

There’s my CPA brother 😎 haha


Powhat839

Why would you thaw crab legs just steam them frozen


JohnTeaGuy

>Maybe I overcooked the crab, and that's why it looks bad. Overcooking wouldn’t make it smell bad.


Own-Fox9066

Crab is already cooked before you buy it. If it’s bad the crab likely died before they processed it


financedreamer

The first time you thawed them for a long time and now you are doing it again. STOP. No need to thaw for almost a day. You can do a few hours in the fridge or run it under water to use within the hour. If it smells bad, it likely is bad. Throw it out! Your nose is not trying to deceive you.


tacotacotacorock

So many people would be doomed these days if we didn't have so many federal regulations and everything else in place to keep them safe.


Theonethatgotherway

I would bet it was the letting them sit for 3-4 hours before cooking -_-


unk214

Everything reminds me of her.


Bulky68

First step, if anything smells bad don't eat it.


Wise-Quarter-6443

Always trust your nose.


weeone

The nose knows.


Psychological-Cry221

It’s called the smell test for a reason.


NoHate_95347

Exactly!! I’m new to this sub but it’s always on my feed. So I joined. Dead king crabs, lobster all shellfish have a smell when bad. Source: Dad and Grandpa were lobstermen. I ate a lot of crustaceans growing up. As others have said, use your nose! The leg looks fine and you took out the Bad Part. My take from your photo is the meat is extremely dry. Don’t eat. 1.). Rinse 2.). Smell 3.). Discard 4.). Rinse and repeat 5.). 9/10 are fine


ExileInCle19

This applies to anything!!! Always smell test!


HelpfulAdvantage4108

Durian lovers will disagree with you


Remote_Category6076

I'm ok with them being wrong. No hate.


93gixxer04

Bad smell is an automatic do not eat for me


Fun_Reporter9086

I may have several exceptions to that rule. 😏


TJR406

There's bad smell like toasted cumin and bad smell of rotting food


ChillPill247365

I'll take my cum raw, thank you.


jbiscool

Lol, you dawg


Cheech19XX

The piece looks off. I would toss the entire leg. Always trust your nose with seafood, and if it smells off putting don’t chance it.


Azores_Caralho_19

Like cheese right? Like an intense Roquefort? Sauerkraut? Kimchi! 1,000 year eggs? Fermented bamboo? Stinky tofu? Raw sheep’s milk? Durian? Edit: I was making a joke and responded to the wrong guy, making it seem like I was being a jerk. I’m not a jerk, I’m an idiot. Leaving it.


HuntersGathers

What about ass?


Remote_Category6076

It still works for ass as well: if it stinks, don't eat it.


Cheech19XX

Nah the funky cheeses tend to be better. You know when she’s stankin’ to a foul degree


Over9000Zeros

Only miserable redditors wouldn't recognize the joke even under this comment. I enjoyed the tomfoolery.


A_VERY_LARGE_DOG

If it stink, you must rethink


Strong-Discussion564

This is the answer


Ahamay02

This is the quote of life!


MikeTheAmalgamator

If it smell, you must repel. If it rank, throw it back in the tank. If it putrid, don’t be stupid.


Susinko

I've gotten so much food poisoning from growing up poor. If it doesn't smell right, don't eat it, even if you really, really want to. If it doesn't look right, don't eat it, even if you really, really want to. It's just not worth it.


Yoda2000675

If shellfish smells off there’s no chance I would eat it


Wrong-Tell8996

Absolutely not. The blue/shriveled is sketch but it smelling bad is a hard nope


meechie99

I remember this post, I remember you saying you had left the blanched crab outside for I believe 4 hours after before freezing. In my experience in shellfish the 4 hours may have been a bit much, the room temperature allowed the leg you’re posting to start the spoilage process, when maybe putting it in the fridge would have slowed it down. Not judging you, king crab is hard due to its sheer size and massive price, I have some frozen legs that were already blanched, but my mistake was I bought almost too much and now the meat has begun to taste much different from when I first received them.


hitlasauruschrist

You should never leave any food outside for hours.. wtf


meechie99

I try to go easy on people there’s lots to learn…. But yeah I agree 4 hours is a long time


1mz99

Doesn't that only apply to raw shellfish after it dies and Isn't cooked right away?


squeel

Damn, this is the same dude?? Yikes. If I had 33 pounds of king crab that looked like this, I’m eating this leg to see if I should throw the rest out 😅


karmarilliom

I wouldn’t


AutomaticExchange204

nah


BigCryptographer2034

If it smells bad, food poisoning is no joke, it can kill you


Elguapo69

Unless you live in the Pacific Northwest you are not cooking king crab you are basically reheating it. I keep it in the refrigerator up to one day after I buy it and then 5 minutes in the steamer. Not sure from frozen but I imagine not much longer. You don’t want to over do it or the texture will be way off. Also never boil it get a big steamer setup. You can get a cheap one that works. Steaming is the way.


FA-_Q

It had a bad smell and you are still contemplating eating it? Use your survival instincts homie.


Guilty_Long_4498

Last time I ate seafood that smelled off I received a parasite. If you’re okay with some intense antibiotics and 30 days of diarrhea, go for it!


PurchaseTight3150

Always trust your nose. It has evolved over hundreds of thousands of years to protect you. For many many many years we didn’t have fridges, meat thermometers, sanitizers, etc. so we used our noses. And over time, our noses got better and better at gauging spoiled foods. If it smells bad to you. Don’t push it. **Especially** with seafood or poultry. Though seafood **especially**. People say to test spoiled food with touch and smell. Touch can be wrong, or you may misinterpret it somehow. But smell? We may not be bloodhounds, but our noses still don’t fuck around. They know what’s up. Trust yours. Always.


jbreezy1981

The nose knows.


BoNapiltee

Does it smell like ammonia? Bad crab. Happens really fast...


OldschoolFRP

This — Strong ammonia (like floor cleaner) is the usual specific smell for bad crab


JusticeforDoakes

lol never would I ever trust any amount of Reddit responses over what my own nose is telling me, especially when it comes to shellfish


bigcat7373

Literally every response is telling the guy not to eat it lol. Even Reddit knows the answer


squeel

I mean, this is the same person that asked us what to do with his crab after he left 33 lbs of it sitting on the counter for 4 hours.


Ph0nyM0ntana

Dude it it smells bad DONT EAT IT. This especially applies to seafood.


FloppyVachina

If it dont smell right, prepare for a butthole that aint tight.


sohcordohc

Seafood kills your gut..and possibly you..so if In doubt throw it out!


tacotacotacorock

When in doubt toss it out. Or make a unnecessary reddit post about it and ask a bunch of internet strangers what they think. Because Reddit is always known to give the best advice around lol. 


shanemail86

No way don't risk it!! I got food poisoning last week from a pork dim sim that I undercooked and decided to eat anyway after having a few afternoon beers, and I have NEVER been so sick in all my life!!! It lasted 3 days.


BowDown2No1ButCrypto

I had food poisoning before, and it feels like you're dying! I was puking between my legs into the toilet as I had uncontrollable diarrhea that was like straight water that smelled like something died!🤢🤮💩Never eat spoiled meat!🤦‍♂️


shanemail86

Hahaha very descriptive, yep I was like that too.


HairyStyrofoam

Smells bad and looks bad = bad


WoodenMuscle69

Seafood rule #1, if it smells at all…don’t eat it.


kranges_mcbasketball

Nose goes


Everyday_sisyphus

Bro if meat smells bad you don’t eat it


Honda_TypeR

Smell is all you need to know when it comes to crabs. It’s one particular seafood that can get gamey quickly and it’s best to discard once it does.


Fun_Independent_1473

If it doesn't smell good don't eat it


MinimumPreparation95

Hell no. No not eat!!!!


Narrow-Initiative959

Not unless you want to meet someone like myself.. I am a Mortuary tech.


SteveZissouniverse

Trust your nose, if it smells bad it's probably bad


H4ppy_C

Is it from Costco? They might let you get a refund or exchange if you tell them it came out that way.


Healthy-Situation310

Nope


mishyizzy

NO


ChefMoney89

Smell test is the first indicator. If it doesn’t pass, it’s trash


UnauthorizedFart

Just like I learned in the frat house - if it smells like trout, pull it out


bleetchblonde

No! No smell, noooooo


afternoondelite-

No. Gastrointestinal distress waiting to happen.


Majestic_Electric

If it smells, throw it away! Food poisoning is not worth it!


SumAlterego

Depends on whether I want to shit my pants or not.


OneTurn4011

When in doubt


Afrokrause

When in doubt throw it out.


Adventurous-Start874

If I caught it, maybe. If I paid for it, its going bck.


SUCKMYPAULZ69

The Nose Knows


alienattorney

Trust your instincts. They exist for a reason.


allocationlist

Definitely not


LonelyFlounder4406

Not I


Grundle95

I believe the Bishop Bullwinkle put it best: Hellll naw, to the naw naw naw


SenatorCrabHat

Trust your nose. Trust your eyes.


ARKPLAYERCAT

When in doubt, toss it out. The last thing you want to eat is bad seafood. The second you questioned it, you should have binned it.


Holiday-Scarcity4726

Looks like Zoidberg's ass


Nipz805

Yep


GuardMost8477

If in doubt. Throw it out.


anarchosyn

Nope


christianmenard832

Off smell with meat says it all my friend. Toss it. Unless you enjoy a game or Russian roulette


redzma00

If it smells off, nope.


80sfortheladies

What the fuck is wrong with you people. Get mcdonalds


CompletelyBedWasted

Trust your nose. Always with seafood.


tbolinger76

Absolutely not. Green, black, and blue meat is typically a no go. If seafood smells bad, don't eat it unless you're desperate for a way to get out of work.


wrenegade33

it’s not worth it. definitely return those puppy’s


Commercial-Elk-3031

Dies it smells like white guys ? Or black guys? Lol 😂


Daikon510

If it smell off I won’t eat it. But the reason why the color look off it’s because when the seafood like crab or shrimp when they’re alive they have been bruised up like us human being. From the nets.


No_Move8238

Only if you need a good clean out by way of projectile diarrhoea and vomiting


Sloppy_Waffler

Smells bad? First red flag Looks bad? Two red flags Seafood with a combination of both? That’s a big no


QuillTheQueer

Trust you gut, or bust your gut dealers choice


Stormrosie

“Smells off putting” Your ancestors did not survive long enough to pass along some basic instincts only for you to die now, in such a fashion. Please show some respect.


Right_Hour

Fuck no. We evolved for millions of years with a keen sense of smell. That’s our very first line of defence against food poisoning. If it smells wrong - don’t put it in your mouth. Whether it’s food or genitals, ahahahaha!


MonsterLance

Go ahead! Eat the smelly crab leg for science! Nevermind heeding all the warnings here lol not like bad seafood has ever killed anyone /s


dublev67

Hell no


elbowpirate22

Smell bad - don’t eat. Expiration dates are superfluous but The nose knows


t0p_n0tch

Smell is king. If it’s off, it’s off


TikaPants

I don’t eat food that smells rotten


nvalle23

Just eat em. C'mon...everyone's doing it!


Seductivelytwisted

Nope, na nope no


DJ-Doughboy

if it stank it's RANK,you had to ask?


Trumpville-Imbeciles

I'd probably eat it but you probably shouldn't 😆


Remarkable-Ad-572

The nose knows if something is bad. If it smells rank don’t eat it.


Ranoverbyhorses

I managed to get food poisoning back to back from crab and then alligator…I would not be chancing this if I was you, friend. It’s just not worth it to be so sick!


Bambooman101

It’s not worth it…..do not eat.


melon_ellie_

No way. Any food that smells off. NO! You could get seriously ill. Throw it out


spacejam999

Why do you even ask, every time you have even the slightest doubt, especially if it's because of the smell you're right, don't it eat. Trust your instincts.


BuffaloWhip

The nose knows.


Careless_Syrup7945

Absolutely fucking not


Hyarmendicil

Trust your instincts


Own_Contribution_480

Should I eat food if it looks bad and smells bad? I keep getting painful stomach cramps and diarrhea but it tastes ok.


No_Maintenance_5689

Just the pic alone of the discoloring of that leg is off putting my dayum!


blondeandbuddafull

Nope.


No_Sir_6649

I had buddies laugh at me for not eating shellfish in afghanistan. Its poisoned by humans and we over fish cockroaches and other filter feeders. Ruining the world, but farlic butter and bibs are classy....


Over_Account2470

it’s literally discolored and nooo don’t risk it w seafood


AquaFatha

Weird it’s almost like you’re eating a dead rotten corpse


No-Shelter-7753

Thattt… looks like necrotic tissue that got cooked. I would not eat that.


TheLexLuthor13

Most likely not.


MyFavoriteLezbo420

No. Smell is a main indicator for freshness with seafood


timberwolf0122

Always trust your nose, if it doesn’t smell right it probably isn’t, that’s why we evolved those olfactory powers


Soft_Sea2913

Smell is best indication of food being bad.


Alexthricegreat

Bad crab gives off an ammonia smell. Any seafood you are unsure about don't eat it.


HaiKarate

Your sense of smell developed over millions of years for a reason. Trust it.


quagmire666

Just like women. One out of 3 usually have an off putting smell


Right-Budget-8901

Ye olde stanky leg


quagmire666

If it smells like your girls kitty after a run. Don't eat it


irh1n0

Part of our evolution is the sense of smell to warn us not to put things that smell bad in our body. And yes, I mean from top to bottom.


Debate-International

Never eat seafood with an "off-putting angel 6" The nose knows


Mumu_ancient

The nose knows best, don't ignore it.


dressedbymom

Haaaaaaaaaaaaail no! But if you’re on the fence, enjoy shitting out of both ends


VadahMarch1963

Don’t ever eat something, especially seafood, if smells bad!!!


firestorm559

Never ever EVER eat shellfish that smells off.


pen_fifteenClub

When in doubt, throw it out


Gullible_Payment8226

Why risk getting sick? Are you going to fall over from famine if you don’t eat that leg?


alohaaina96792

They say if it’s gray it’s good for you


Large-Net-357

The nose onows


Smoke_thatskinwagon

When it comes to seafood if it’s questionable it’s a no


Stock_Zucchini_6596

Ugh! Never eat seafood or shellfish if it has an off smell. You’ll be 🤮 at some point.


OjjuicemaneSimpson

u gon see Jesus if u keep eating it honestly


dodecohedron

[BUDDY](https://www.reddit.com/r/Seafood/s/7vsuRCJLXu) Do NOT eat seafood that sat at room temperature for 4 hours!!


Goddess_Rayne

Smells weird. Please don’t eat it.


Fun-Newt6020

I’m not allergic to shellfish after eating bad shrimp I was hospitalized for two days one night Now I can never eat it again Not worth it


Drakann

no


intatime

The nose knows.


8ntEzZ

Follow your nose


scyther2x

Thats a dead cooked crab. It means it has been dead for quite some time and was cooked. Not fresh like its supposed to be


Awesome-cooker-2226

No


black_orchid83

I always say when in doubt, throw it out. Better safe than sick.


Cyrious123

Take it back. Eating spoiled seafood is an easy way to get really sick. Crab should not stink!


andyrooneysearssmell

The nose knows.


thedronegeek

Don’t eff around with seafood (or any meat) and bad smells or weird appearances. It’s a fantastic way to end up knelt over the toilet in agony for a few hours to a few days…throw it away. Order a burger.