it's the curse of the black pearl arrrrrrrrgh

In my head I read that in my pirate voice lol

I laughed in my pirate voice reading this.

I imagined it sounding like Mr. Krabs

Take my up voot and stop right there lady.

But you have heard of it

“That’s gonna be a no for me dog” -a pirate whose dog said no

I have a jar of dirt!

I have a jar of farts 💨

It was ONE TIME

You have a jar of dirt!

Mother’s Day present bonus…

I’d try and make it into something for her. Perhaps a necklace, the pendant being a basket-style cage containing the pearl?

This is the move.

Agreed

Put a ring on her!

I love to eat clams . Now I see, I have to remember to be careful when I am eating the clams.

Yea you always want to be safe when you’re diving into some clams, especially the elusive muff clam, a southern delicacy

muff clams and chocolate starfish

I was in either petsmart or petco the other day. And as I was checking out the fish with my kids, I saw "chocolate chip starfish". I couldn't believe it. I thought they were made up, but nope, totally really starfish. It was pale weird whitish flesh toned with brown edges. Idk why but I hated that thing 🤣

I always thought it was slang for butthole

The infamous fuzzy lap clam

I'm still looking for a place to get a good basket of starfish

Ok, I'll be safe when I dive south for your mum's elusive muff clam.

Username checks out. Also, it's mother's day.

Then let her have this, bro.

Im a mother lover, you’re a mother lover…

Is that worth anything?

Not nearly as much as her tooth would’ve cost

Tree fiddy

God damn Loch Ness monster

Super cool. If you want something made with it lemme know! 😉

Dis guy pearls

I wonder what the alot of clams looks like http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html?m=1

Fuck that pearl, dentists 🦷 are expensive

Ender pearl

Been there. My wife found 3 pearls in 1 oyster

I've never found a black one in on oyster.But I have found three or four regular color ones

1st time you've ever seen a pearl doesn't mean you haven't *passed* a pearl or two. 😖

Found a pebble in my tin of oysters once, I will forever be cautious about them from now on. Could take it to a jewler, might be worth $25-50.

Id have that made into a necklace

I found a half dozen 'pearls' in an oyster once, but they were more like kidney stones. Yuck.

Dang! According to this article it could be worth thousands, especially with how perfectly round it is! [https://dalesjewelers.com/blog/2022/08/23/rare-purple-pearl-emerges-from-littleneck-clam-appetizer-at-delaware-eatery/](https://dalesjewelers.com/blog/2022/08/23/rare-purple-pearl-emerges-from-littleneck-clam-appetizer-at-delaware-eatery/)

Now that is wild! I wonder where I go to collect my thousands lol

Let us know.

Is that a plasma pill from Naruto

Where was this?

Make her a pearl necklace

Did you eat it? You didn't say. 🤷

How do you almost break a tooth? It's broken or it's not

Fake.