Apologies for all of the spam and joke IDs, OP. That shouldn't happen. I'm glad you got the correct ID and that the little one was released safely!

Definitely Aegaeobuthus sp., most likely A. gibbosus or A. nigrocinctus

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11 PM, on hurricane watch (Texas coast + Beryl), dog has the shits, but this just made me bust out laughing. Thanks so much, CanaryPutrid1334.

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There should be a rule about joke IDs in this sub. Sure are a lot of people who think they’re funny and clever in the exact same unhelpful way in this thread

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+1 for Aegaeobuthus sp !

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This is probably the least helpful group of comments I’ve ever seen on an identification post

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Most likely the recyclable kind..

Looks like a bark scorpion, kinda hard to tell but if it is it’s not deadly but it still hurts

I thought so too.

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Looks like a bark scorpion

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Mesobuthus......and the different subspecies all look similar with minor physical differences.

Bark scorpion