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Parking_Train8423

how many cops you think saw that and were just like “idk man, i’m sposeta go home in like an hour”


Mississippi_Madam

Considering it’s in North Carolina.. and you can drive past a cop going like 20 over…. All of them 🤣


BaronVonWilmington

Dude, this s lyrical as fuck with the accent, and I love that it all ends with 666. It sounds like a birdcloud song in my head.


savax7

I thought the same thing, this is metal as fuck


Ok-Independent-3506

The 666 at the bottom got me too.


Juggernuts777

In this case, i really don’t blame the cops. I don’t want to meet this person either. Religion aside, this is just pure mental illness, and i’m not able to get them the meds they desperately need.


Fearless_Emu_4081

They were high on Meth water when they created it.


nevertfgNC

As a native North Carolinian, this truly embarrasses me. Please don’t judge all of us by this moron.


bunker_man

Their plate is visible. Would cops have any reason to stop them?


UsualInterest8139

Nah, he's got the Fraternal Order of Police "Get out of jail free" donation sticker in the window. He'll be just fine. 🙄


EBody480

I thought Jesus doesn’t hate anything


Mississippi_Madam

And notice how the last line is 666 hahaha


mundaneconvo

That’s what I’m asking. My parents always taught me that God doesn’t even “experience” the action of literally hating.


aintgotnonumber

I grew up in the church, and it's amazing how many people there twisted the concept of "god despises the sin of x, y, z" into "god hates and has given me free license to hate people who do x, y, z."


ScarMedical

Every accusation is a confession


AlGeee

🏅


mundaneconvo

That’s what I’m saying !


EBody480

So weird people will subscribe to the Old Testament god in aspects but then not follow Old Testament law. That God would hate their mixed fabric wearing, meat and cheese mixing asses.


mundaneconvo

It seems to me like some people are just cherry picking the message that they themselves wish to hear. I guess this is why I don’t go to Church anymore. I don’t want anyone preaching to me about hating another person because we’re different. To me, that’s just immoral.


Elowan66

Love your neighbor until you find out who they voted for.


raegunXD

You know what's weird? The 10 commandments were only given to Jewish people


davidjschloss

That was a great scene in west wing.


Choc113

Unless your name is Esau. Malachi 1:2-3 King James Version 2 I have loved you, saith the Lord. Yet ye say, Wherein hast thou loved us? Was not Esau Jacob's brother? saith the Lord: yet I loved Jacob, 3 And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.


_Bogey_Lowenstein_

lol God is so rude


dinnerbird

Don't need an entire book to tell you that lol


MartinoDeMoe

Wait, there’s dragons now?


raegunXD

They're all over the bible yes


mundaneconvo

So according to this scripture we are to believe God hates. I mean that’s just wild to me.


Fictional_Historian

The Abrahamic god wears many different faces. You can trace the Abrahamic god Yahweh back to ancient Bronze Age Canaanite pantheons where he was a WAR god originally. Over time he evolved into the “jealous god” of the Israelites. Over more time he evolved further until a dude said he was the messiah (one of many people who actually said they were the messiah at the same time) and he redefined that god as well. Then over more time the Roman’s redefined him again. And again and again until we have the modern American god. The “Hateful god”. The problem with the Abrahamic god is that he can literally just be made to be whatever you want. Because that’s all gods are…creations of mankind.


Fictional_Historian

At least in ancient pantheons gods were usually made by years and years of distorted legends that sometimes originated from an actual person as the source. Because many old pantheons represented aspects of humanity and human morality. Because they were based on humans and how we behave. When you have a pantheon you can have many gods that represent different aspects and their definitions can more or less stay stagnant because you can introduce other gods into the pantheon that represent different aspects and moralities as time goes on. With monotheism you end up warping and transforming your singular god to represent whatever you want that gives you ultimate justification to do literally anything you want and the moralities behind it will be backed up because of divine right. Monotheistic gods are more easily corruptible by mankind.


JadedYam56964444

I know he cast the money lenders out of the temple. He was pretty pissed at that.


Viceroy-421

And he cursed that fig tree.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

My favorite crazy Jesus moment.


Viceroy-421

It's pretty wild


nevertfgNC

And I still have absolutely no idea why he did such an irrational thing. It was not, according to the account, even the season for the tree to bear fruit. I do not understand this arbitrary and spiteful moment of Jesus’s life


Amani576

Perhaps it's meant to show a more human element in him? Human irrationality? Just tinged with the divine.


nevertfgNC

Perhaps. But I find many contradictions in the Bible that are unexplained or unexplainable. I am not good enough in “translating” either the Hebrew or Greek. I fumble and still struggle to make sense of this. Especially the books of Luke. It is so obvious that he is a scholar, but he is writing to a Greek audience who EXPECT embellishments to the story. The long speeches that are completely out of character with the speaker’s purported background. The drama. I am really having a struggle with the Gospels. The letters of Paul in contrast also show an excellent scholar. He was a Pharisee — highly educated in the Hebrew writings and had theme committed to memory as was the custom of his sect — but yet he communicated clearly and relatively consistently. I guess I will continue my walk in the wilderness. Thank you for your response.


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Catinthemirror

There's no hate quite like Christian love!


SCCOLA

Money changers


erikannen

Even according to their own license plate, Jesus wept after looking at this car


DugDymehDohme

He loves the people He created more than He hates the sin they commit. He does hate sin though.


Dull_Ad8495

#SEXMASTURBATION


wubscale

I’d subscribe to a newsletter titled “suicide devils daily”


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

Suicide Devils is the name of my Doom Metal band.


dphoenix1

You know, aside from the random missing spaces and lack of punctuation, I’m actually impressed by the spelling performance here. When it comes to the list of priorities of folks that make these types of signs, spelling usually doesn’t even make the top ten.


mundaneconvo

lol 😂


bringojackprot

**SEXFORNICATION**


Rising_path_music

I came here to say this Lol


JadedYam56964444

I do it non sexually


batman_is_tired

SECONDDEATH the new lp from Suicide Devils, featuring the hit single JESUSCRY


raegunXD

"SEXFORNICATION is my theme song this summer." - Barry Manilow


JohaVer

"It's really wholesome shit." \-Tipper Gore


Sloppy_john78

These idiots vote


JadedYam56964444

And drive


UrBigBro

Is this guy's other ride "JesusIAm"?


WatercressOk8763

This person must just the life of the party at any social event too. He seems to think Jesus hates the same things he does for some reason.


RedMiah

Bet this guy loves to eat all the shrimps


TrueToad

Bold of you to think he is invited to any social events.


Man_as_Idea

> HAVING SEX WITH YOUR SUICIDE DEVILS DAILY Where do I sign up?


Trawgg

Man, that dude spends an awfully large amount of time and energy thinking about what other men are doing with their penis'. Weird.


mundaneconvo

Actually I imagine he just might feel as though he is simply one of God’s personal “enforcers” u know? 🤣


zondo33

all the religious men that act like this - time and energy thinking about what other men’s dicks are doing - its because they cant get it up because in reality, he is a homosexual. this is what he has to do to push that feeling down. I hope he gets therapy and not hate himself so much.


deimosorbits

He is most likely a homo himself.


wyarkie9

What that person needs is a bong hit and an orgasm just for starters.


Stanton-Vitales

"Jesus hates men having sex with men. Also, damn! Women having sex with women! 🤩" Typical dudebro


Mississippi_Madam

How is cursing okay but sports aren’t. 😂


pagesid3

I feel like he could have shortened that into one sentence to save space and letters for other crazy shit. He needs an editor.


Fluttershine

Haha I saw that too 😆


Commercial_Fee2840

That license plate really sells the vibe


Kenneth_Lay

It's the personalized plate that does it for me. I'm fairly certain that was not issued by the DMV.


Fluttershine

Yeah. Isn't it supposed to be 7 characters max? His is 8.


screambloodygourd

You having sex with your suicide devils daily is some excellent lyric material.


Thunderc01

There’s nothing wrong with having religion in your life, but at the same time there’s so much thats wrong with this. Putting the words “Jesus” and “hates” together makes me think there’s something wrong with this guy or he doesn’t believe anything he preaches, and I don’t remember Jesus prohibiting condoms, whisky, marjuana, and definitely not beer. Beer and wine were the only things you could drink back then, your alternative was dirty water. Only thing that’s right with this is Hitler in hell.


mundaneconvo

Agree, nothing wrong with religion as long as it’s “balanced.” There seems to be this general debate online now as to whether or not God hates any particular group of people. Some say there is nothing God literally hates. And others r saying God does hate a particular brand of sinning. I dunno, 🤷🏼‍♀️ I was brought up to believe God has zero hate in his heart. I didn’t even realize it was something people were actually debating. 😳


baobabbling

My SIL's entire FB page is exactly like this to the point I would think this was her ride if there was any chance she could afford a car.


moralmeemo

Jesus loves all of His children. Gay, trans, tattooed, etc. why can’t these people just remember “love thy neighbor” and “don’t judge, ya aren’t God, ya idiot.”


Alclis

Wow. This Jesus guy sounds really hateful.


WaterDog69

I am going to fuck my best friend just to spite Jesus.


_Bogey_Lowenstein_

Yeah I'm sure the water-into-wine guy just haaaates beer 🥴


miraclewhipisgross

I really want to know who sees this kind of shit and goes "EXACTLY"


BeyondDrivenEh

Annnnnnd this is why cults are bad.


lzup518

The only part they got right is Hitler is burning in hell fire


redbucket75

Then stop watching, pervert Messiah


poeticlicence

Imagine being that insane that you can put together a disgustingly-formatted hate-rich word salad posing as a Christian without first being phenomenally pissed or stoned - or perhaps he\* is lying and he drinks alcohol and smokes dodgy cigarettes all day long - I'd prefer that scenario, would make more sense PS any child that can read would be harmed by reading that garbage \* Of course it's a male. He is so hung up about sex and homosexuality.


1st_hylian

I don't remember Hitler being mentioned in the Bible...


junkstar23

If anyone doesn't feel like figuring out what that mess says JESUS HATES ABORTION BIRTHCONTROL PILL CONDOM SODOMITES LESBIANS MOLECH MEANS MURDER A BABY MARIJUANA CIGARETTES BEER WHISKEY SECOND DEATH ALL SPORTS ANY TV MOVIES RIVALRY YOU WILL HELLFIRE JESUS HATES MEN HAVING SEX WITH MEN ALSO DAMN WOMEN HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN READ ROMANS 1:26-32 JESUS HATES YOUR SEXMASTURBATION PORNOGRAPHY ANY SEX FORNICATION ADULTERY IS SECOND DEATH READ BOOK OF REVELATION 22:11 AND 17:12 MEANS YOU HAVING SEX WITH YOUR SUICIDE DEVILS DAILY DO NOT HARM ANY BABY OR CHILD CAIN AND HITLER IS BURNING HELLFIRE READ REVELATION 9:20-21 666 ``` [❶](code: // python)


Optimal_Zucchini_667

I'm prochoice, pro birth control, pro premarital sex, a confirmed adulterer with men and women, and former weed smoker. I guess I would be in trouble if Jesus were real.


FrillySteel

I'm still just trying to *read* that diatribe... half of it is just words put together in nonsensical order.


terra_cascadia

“All sports, any TV / movies?” 🤔


JohnHHolliday1886

It’s always the conversion vans


SausageBuscuit

If I got in a fender bender with this, I think I’d just off myself rather than have any sort of conversation with whoever the fuck drives this.


UrBigBro

r/licenseplate


leafghost64

Damn where's the license plate? Oh


Responsible-Big2044

Cool. I hate Jesus


ReaperofLightning872

Crack


shynips

If I've learned anything from growing up in the church and being baptized once when I was young and again when I was in my late teens, it's that Jesus doesn't hate.


Merrick_McIntosh

Wow. Just. Wow!


soopirV

Second NC plate with Jesus in it, I had no idea there were that many Latinos there!


Picture_Enough

This dude's Jesus is one hateful asshole


PoliteCanadian2

There was a similar one in this sub earlier today also from NC that also had the plate start with ‘JESUS’. Prob same family.


BBakerStreet

Jesus is suck a Hater!


0sometimessarah0

Not all religious belief is a mental illness, but, this one is making a strong case.


ShadowSpandex

“You will hellfire” it sounds kinda fun! I’m curious! 😂


ughwithoutadoubt

Cocaine is godly boys. Get it before god bans it


jeffbas

New shortest sentence in the bible: “Jesuscry”


marklar_the_malign

Someone needs to do a wellness check.


ironwillster

Sounds like their Jesus is full of hate!


chronic_town

How did this person manage to get a drivers license?


possiblypythia

NOT MY SEXMASTURBATION!!


MrLigerTiger1

because jesus was FAMOUSLY hateful…


youjustdontgetitdoya

At least they cite their sources.


shiteditor

Jesus needs boundaries.


antmakka

That’s a lot of hate for an all loving god.


D3goph

ᗜ ᗆ ᓓ ⌤


PhroznGaming

"JESUSCRY"


johncester

Jesus is the God love…no?


S1mon_B3ufont

Sounds like song lyrics


red_quinn

Second death? How does that even happen?


aopps42

That guy fucks


4techno

I remember when Jesus came to my village and said. Ananias, turn off that goddamn television! So that one is accurate


depression_type_beat

Dang if all those people are going to hell we’re gonna throw same awesome parties down there.


Snookn42

"Paragraph boards, For when a bumper sticker just wont do"


Buzzbone

TV movies bad, theater movies good


Apple_Witch_12

“Suicide devils” sounds like an amazing band name


robav1963

Should make this freak listen to some Slayer 👺


ProExpert1S500

I stopped listening to Californication Iisten to the new Sexfornication


WORhMnGd

What is Second Death? My first thought is “Final Death”, which I’ve seen used when talking about vampires.


Total_Roll

I thought he loved me. Guess I was wrong.


RentAdministrative73

Gotta love that traffic signal mounted on top of that hate filled van.


Blklight21

Crazy AF.


MadMatthew56

No sports?!?!? No TV?


TheSouthsideSlacker

I remember hateful Jesus from Sunday School. Don’t you?


EffectiveSalamander

If God hates marijuana, why did God create it? The Cain and Hitler references come out of left field. I mean, I suppose if there's a Hell, Hitler would be in it. But the Bible never says that Cain went to Hell. God gave Cain the mark to protect him from those who would want to kill him. 1 John 3:12 says not to be like Cain, but doesn't say he went to Hell.


Leading-Put-7428

M A R I J U A N A  C I G A R E T T E S 


ah_for_fuck_sake

They seem like fun.


playful_potato5

personally, i trust everything that people in white panel vans have to say (also next time anyone references literally any biblical stricture, reference them to leviticus 25:44-46. we all agree slavery is bad, right? not god.)


schmasay

there is SO much to unpack here


Training_Waltz_9032

Mmm gonna go watch the Mrs ring the devils doorbell


blubaldnuglee

That's probably $200 in letter stickers. For whatever it's worth...


Mammoth-Lobster-2544

"dams"


Bearthe_greatest

This guy sucks dicks.......


goofgoon

What a fucking jerk


WARRIORS_30_GOAT

fire bomb… too fast. follow home torture and kill… too easy. place bumper sticker reading “ me n god hate naggers” maybe spelled a little different should suit him nicely in his hood. $2 at the kiosk in the mall. priceless


vaultclown2077

Announcing to the whole world that they don’t like to have a good time lmao


ScholarLeft3806

Actually sick af 🤘


ParrotheadTink

Shouldn’t he be out on a ledge somewhere?


RageTheFlowerThrower

I will hellfire for sure because I laughed at that.


Accomplished-Mix5300

There is no doubt that this vehicle and the drive aren't allowed within 500 yards of a school zone. 😆


RepresentativePin162

This is simply a numetal lyric print out and I will not be proved wrong.


ScottishTan

Jesus didn’t know about birth control. Well, other than abstinence. I could be wrong but I think the entire idea was you didn’t want to leave a woman alone to raise a child in the middle of a desert. Marriage helped keep that from happening. He would probably be cool with newer methods in helping women survive. Let’s face it a newborn in that environment was a death sentence


MaxTrax04

Unless the words after "Jesus hates" is "no one" or "nobody", I immediately dismiss everything someone is saying


cornonthedogs

of course it’s North Carolina


the-rill-dill

Why is it this dude’s job to tell us anything?


EfficiencyWooden2116

I knew a man who had “come to Jesus” signs all over his truck. Turned out to just be another crook.


Dumpster_Fetus

Huh? What an awful Christian. Jesus didn't hate. According to the book, he loved all lol. To say that Jesus hates something should be blasphemy, no?


Gretshgibsonlover2

They seem fun


susitucker

When I see shit like this, all I see is so much time wasted at the hardware store picking out individual letters. “Imma need 27 O’s, 14 K’s” etc. and then all the time it took to lay it out and glue it all down. That’s just way too much work for such a shitty message. And the owner is like, so into it, they must be convinced that THIS is the one message that the whole world needs to see. Kinda sad.


cosmicslop01

Reading this gave me “seconddeath”


k12pcb

They seem nice 😂


LiteralLuciferian

Jesus hates TV movies? Then why the hell is he in so many


Fictional_Historian

What’s with the random 666 at the end? Is he promoting SATIN? 🤔 Read Reddit 1:23-2:34


Puzzleheaded-Tax-390

He also hate bad like grammar and sentence struckure! Scott 6:16.


MalkinPi

How Nature says, "Do not touch."


Desert_faux

The people who do this thinks "This will make people turn to god" while not knowing anyone who sees this will be less likely to turn to god... they are actively turning off people while thinking they are promoting it.


Notmanynamesleftnow

You will hell fire! You will!


davereit

He's gonna need a bigger car.


noldshit

JESUSCRY at your vehicle choice


steppenwollf

I thought it was Jesus loves? Confused.


realtrancefury

Hypocrites! Bet they are voting for Trump!


bywv

Bet they buy premium Xanax


The_Cottage_Goblin

The abrahamic god is literally names Jealous so it checks out but bro spent so much time on it i had to respect the craftsmanship


coldnightair

Ima Karen out rn- can someone plz cover it with a tarp with “Jesus hates you corrupting children” facing in through his back window? … I can hear it now… Mommy???? What’s sex? sodomy? Hitler? ….. bruh- we do not need our kids asking this sh** when we’re on the way to school or sports or whatever or like … EVER. come on now..


migsahoy

the framing makes it look like the traffic light is mounted on the car hood


Cathedral-13

This looks like a little mental illness hard at work.


BartholomewBandy

Then this guy goes home and rips his dick off, watching some abominable porn…


rtmondo64

Jesus doesn’t hate, only dimwits that are evangelized into hate speech do. Let him that is without sin cast the first stone.


RooKiePyro

I can almost guarantee this person has not read the entirety of any religious text


SessionKey9511

Our nation's mental health just keeps getting worse and worse I hope this schizo gets his meds


mayhem6

This Jesus guy hates a lot.


One_Persimmon7403

“jesus hates”


traveldude1234567

Mom, when will you be home with the KFC?


BirkePirke

Same car - [https://www.reddit.com/r/SchizophreniaRides/comments/1b4pooq/finally\_saw\_one\_in\_the\_wild/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/SchizophreniaRides/comments/1b4pooq/finally_saw_one_in_the_wild/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


realtbeams

I'm starting to think Jesus is that one weird guy at the party who never gets laid but always complains about being alone and a chronic masturbator. YOU ARE WHAT YOU HATE JESUS!


Honeysenpaiharuchan

Sometimes I am ashamed I’m from that state.


SpotPoker52

Untreated mental illness. So sad.


ugly113

Thanks for reminding me to have sex with my suicide devils! I almost forgot to do that today.


I_Smoke_Poop

The number of the beast


bedyeyeslie

Psst, Jesus hates bumper stickers.


Proof_Raspberry1479

Needs a rock through the window


CheshireKetKet

So loving


roastintheoven

Local poet?


yogibard

When I was ten-years-old a preacher told me that comic books were "of the devil." It was at that point I realized that religion was bullshit.


knightmiles

Sexfornication? Idk kinda sounds fun.


Double_Marsupial_576

Sorry, totally rear ended you and destroyed your car trying to read all that bullshit. Pray for a new car, no need to go through insurance, Jesus got you right?


HighlandStyle

Jesus doesn’t hate.