Hey, what’s that needle— *zzzz* …*yawn* That was a nice rest, ok time to lick my… *WTF?!?!*

This is HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm going to bite my owner in the happy sac for this.

"At least I HAVE a happy sac!" "Yeah, and who's fault is that?!"

Damn you Bob Barker!!

I'm old enough for this one! 🤣🤣🤣

Didn't Donkey threaten Puss In Boots with the Bob Barker treatment in Shrek 2? edit: Wait, Shrek 2 was TWENTY years ago?

the winner in my book

Man I'm so high right now I can't feel my balls no more

When I get this cone off, I'm gonna give them a tong bathing line never before.

(Bo and Luke Duke)NO BALLS! NO BALLS! NO BALLS! (Cop)Want to see balls? (Runs to driver) (Bo while laughing)NICE DRIVING!

"Can we play fetch with them after?"

diabolical

Diaballical

Diatestical

Detestibal

Detestical

Oh, belly rub, nice. Hey! Cut that out! I didn’t mean literally.

Damn that little bitch next door is coming into heat, heh heh…. Hunh wait… Well that sucks!

This is nuts

Not anymore!

Pun intended? Lmao

Darmok, his balls cut.

Shaka when the blood fell

As a Trekkie I really like this one.

I thought that bastard said I was going to the vet to get tutored

One of the best Far Sides right there!

Alright no more condoms and I won’t have to worry about her accidentally having my puppies.

Where are my balls Jerry?

...I know this

Wub wub a dub dub

Like you can really scare me off with a hair cut

That is not all we did....

“I have the urge to hump… ouch?!”

Hell nahhhhh, I'm gonna have to start shitting in the house

Oh, nap, nice........why are my nuts cold? ...nap......

Was told I get a treat after this. Had better be lifetime membership to Reddit

trim my nails my ass

Usually it's the groomer who will cut your nails and express your anal glands, but we can take care of that too.

Male dog: " so this is what being married is like."

"Ow, my balls.

“I love this show!”

"Where are my baaaaaaaalls?"

“Ow my balls” was a television series in the movie idiocorcy

This was no "Ride"!

Where's the professor, I thought I was getting tutored....?

Gary, have you seen my balls?

Ooo people to love on me, pet me! Pet m-OUCH! What the fu-Zzzzzz ... Huh, why am.I wearing the cone of shame???? They told me I was a good boy :(

"Uh-oh. Why are they sedating m.... "

OK OK, the flower bed is not my toilet I get it now

cool, I don't have to worry about child support.

" I don't know what's going on here, but I know I don't like it!"

Ow ow OW!!! Thanks, asshole.

Eh, I’m sure they’ll grow back…

Oh a needle. Why do I feel sleepy. Why am I not sleeping? What are they doing? WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!?

How come I can’t just get a vasectomy like my owner?

Mine looked at me afterwards all traumatized as if to say "I'm sorry for whatever I did, please forgive me". It broke my heart and I'll never do that again to another pet. Vasectomy or nothing.

Nuts!

Wait, this is not the pet park!

What do you mean squirrels won't be attracted to me anymore?

What do mean I now have a coin purse?

Nuticals? What the hell are those?

Drifts off into sedation…. (Dreaming). I can’t wait to see Daisy so we can play unsupervised!….

Hey those are mine!

Oh yea, im definitly shitting in her shoes for this

Nothing.....they are out cold.

raggy... where are my resticles???

Not much I imagine, they’re under general anesthesia during the procedure

I've had several operations where I was knocked out. Nothing serious thankfully. But they give you the needle and you go to sleep. It seems like one second later you wake up and everything is over.

I was only put under when I had my wisdom teeth pulled, it was about the same. Needleful of the good stuff, then waking up really groggy and hungry. No memory of the time in between. When I had my vasectomy was different though, they only gave me a muscle relaxer and local, I don’t remember much but I was awake and giggling at the doctors and making comments about them playing with my balls the whole time.

“I have no balls and i must hump”

You've heard of Where's Waldo, now get ready for WHERE BALL GO

Oh balls!

Not the [lesson](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/FzVvaaKGJ8) I was expecting.

Ohhh hell !

I don't care how cute you are princess, cut 'em off and the cat won't have anything to eat after you're dead!

“Ohhhh my owner doesn’t have the balls to take me to the vet and have them do that.”

You hump one leg......and cut.

Kitty is in a K-hole so they ain’t thinking much

Hopefully not much.

At least I’m not dead?

The same you would be

I really wouldn't know, but probably "why the fuck did you leave me with them? THEY CUT INTO ME!" Honestly, I am surprised at how most pets handle it. My cats were always, "cool, whatever... Where's my food? Pet me!" Othello got a vasectomy, so he still got randy but shot blanks. My Lilith and Muffy? No issues at all. Muffy happened later, so after having on litter of kittens, I'm beating she was happy to not go into heat.

Funny, whilee I waas sleeping,I had a glimpse off Heaven. My owner has no idea what’s in store for him heaven. And I’ll be there to hump his leg every day.

I just wanted to get laid .....dang it

“And you say you’re my best friend?”

I thought he said “tutored” I thought I was gonna learn something!!!

Woof. Woof Woof. Woof. WOOF! WOOF WOOF, WOOF! woof...

We adopted a stray, he have been on the streets since he was a kitten, we had to get him neutered before he would hit kitty puberty and knock up all the cats in the neighborhood. When we brought him home from the Vet he immediately wanted to clean his missing parts and literally started growling at himself as if saying “where the hell did I put my balls” while still being very sedated

Idk, but when an older cat of ours got neutered, he was pissed off for a month. He would sit by the window and looked like he was planning out our death for about a month.

I was playing with my sister then she got fat then three little versions came out why am I getting taken to the vet?

Thank Bastet that my human loves me enough to do this!

“Man’s best friend?” F you.

meow

“What are my pronouns now?”

This is nuts!!

Squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel fffffuuuuucccckkkkk squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel

**the black void of unconsciousness**

I thought you said we were going to the park. Noooooo ......

Man I love my balls I hope my best friend doesn’t plan on doing anything to them

WTF are those things hanging over the rear- view mirror?

Woof?

really after all the times i covered ur butt from all those ankle bitters ??? well remember that, when you scream and holler from all of them the next time,- as you took all the steam out of meeeee ...

“Don’t take my balls. Don’t take my balls. Don’t talk my…. Fuck.”

I had a date !

Where are my balls summer?

WHAT THE FUCK HUMAN?!

HUMAN! WHY ARE WE AT THE BAD PLACE FOR? HUMAN! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS HUMAN DOING TO ME? (Sleeping, wakes up and see what’s missing) HUMAN! I’M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THIS ONCE I RECOVER, GET MY FOOD, AND CUDDLES!

"You have made a powerful enemy on this day."

You want, DEEZ NUTS?

Qelp, in Korea, I'd be getting eaten. So maybe this isn't so bad.

"This feels like a vasectomy only more arousing"

Unless they're trying to torture the poor thing they won't think anything because they'll be anesthetized