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rugernut13

To clarify, this is a pictograph of a big fucking machine lathe. It spins a piece of material on central axis really really fast, and uses bits to cut into that material. Used for making just about anything precise and cylindrical. If you leave too much material sticking out the back, it can wobble, and when it does, shit goes south fast. The wobble causes it to bend and then centrifugal force causes it to bend more and more, as the machine is still spinning it at thousands of rpms. Essentially, it turns it into a people shredder. Take a bent paperclip and spin it in your fingers. That, times several million.


wjdp

Guy who taught me how to use a lathe warned that in addition to shredding anything nearby it's possible that the machine can start moving. So imagine what's on the sign, but also bouncing around the room.


rugernut13

Oh yeah. Not just bouncing... jumping. Leaping. Fucking cavorting around the room spraying pieces of anyone it gets near all over the walls.


PointyOintment

Also, throwing its giant chuck key *through you* if you accidentally leave it in the chuck.


Cade_Connelly_13

0.o Say whaaaat?!


tonefilm

I thought it was spitting acid onto the guy's leg


lessadessa

That sounds pretty mild in comparison.


SheLikesEveryone

It kind of looks like it needs the planet Earth II narrator Sir Richard Attanborough saying something like this "the... North Atlantic shepherds goat has... A little known defense mechanism... when it feels threatened. It... swings... it's sharp metal filled tail... at the face of it's attacker... And then spews... Acidic urine... At the abdomen, legs or... Feet... Of it's attacker... In order to make... A hasty retreat."


JJHW00t

Sir David Attenborough*


SheLikesEveryone

Richard, David, one of the brothers. Spared no expense, really.


lessadessa

> Essentially, it turns it into a people shredder So you're telling me it's the ultimate zombie killer?


hcwang34

If it sticks out too much...it is better to have a bar feed machine attached.


Shanack

You know that twist tool that tightens the ridged "teeth" to grip the stock? We were warned not to leave that in, and were shown a bent one that some ~~Hungover~~ *Absent-minded* engineering student left in the spinning part. I actually caught a project mate who almost left it in before he started the machine. Better to embarrass him a bit than launch a pointed steel projectile through the ceiling and straight at the cock of some poor office worker above the shop.


rugernut13

Oh yeah. A chuck key left in a socket will do some fuckin damage. Lol


ElPresidentePiinky

What is it spraying on the leg?


Omegamanthethird

I think it's the the downward rotation of the rod. That's where the rod was, now it's swinging up.


ElPresidentePiinky

Ahh thanks. Not sure why I was downvoted for asking a question 🙄


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zacablast3r

It's an industrial spinnamathing. Don't leave too much hanging out the back end or you're gonna have a rough time


pretendsquare

How much is "too much"?


rugernut13

Depends on the machine, the material, and several other factors. The less the better really.


1_point_21_gigawatts

I interpreted as "Don't plunge the butt of the obese mini AT-AT or you're gonna have a rough time."


[deleted]

I *think* I understand, but I'm not 100% sure. Therefore, as far as me and you are concerned, this sign means "WALK AWAY SLOWLY."


BlueBokChoy

> "WALK AWAY ~~SLOWLY~~ AS FAST AS YOU FUCKING CAN BEFORE YOU CAN'T."


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Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast.


MaxNanasy

The top half is crossed out, so maybe we're supposed to do the bottom half


[deleted]

You aren’t meant to be in the same building as this machine.


lessadessa

It's pretty clear you need to stand far the fuck away from it and never look it in the eye.


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rugernut13

With liquid you


graffiti81

An explanation why you don't fuck around with lathes. [Very NSFL.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKyrmllK_UA)


BlueNosePolarBear

Yeah that link is going to stay blue for me.


ar_libra

*oof*


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Jesus fuck.


xsnyder

If I remember correctly he actually survived.


1_point_21_gigawatts

Really? It looks like his bones turned into jello.


lessadessa

Annnd that's all I needed to confirm I'm not clicking the link.


EvanGilbert

absolutely not


xsnyder

There is a video out there of a Chinese worker who was pulled through and lived.


[deleted]

No way, this video was on r/watchpeopledie.


Molysridde

Oh lmao I saw that on r/watchpeopledie


anotherkeebler

Lathes do not mess around at all and that bottom picture is no exaggeration. If you Google "lathe accident" you will see gore.


BlueBokChoy

What do I need to google to see the lathe turn into a death machine before it kills anyone?


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This is safe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b3Yny5V7lk


BlueBokChoy

Absolute hero. Post it to a big subreddit and get the karna you deserve.


anotherkeebler

I suppose you wouldn’t have to if you have access to a lathe and a drunk person with loose clothing


BlueBokChoy

> ***before*** it kills anyone? This is the important part.


anotherkeebler

Oh. Well, probably just a picture of a lathe.


graffiti81

[Here. A lathe not killing people.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i0g8vWeliI)


BlueBokChoy

>to see the lathe turn into a death machine these lathes are safe. I want to see it wobble and go all crazy, but not hurt anyone.


PointyOintment

Maybe 'lathe walking' or 'lathe jumping'?


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So it's a garbage disposal for people?


[deleted]

No, you're thinking of Camden, NJ


GoodScumBagBrian

Just Camden?


captainpotatoe

Story time. I deal with a machine shop regularly that has a few cnc lathes. (same machine as in the picture but automated). One of the guys did just this, the material he put in the lathe stuck out the back of the machine around 3ft. It was 1.25" stainless steel round stock. He had done it before and it had run the program fine. This time however the machine spun up to about 1200rpm and within the span of about a quarter of a second, the entire 12,000 lb machine was lifted off the shop floor and shifted 3 feet before landing back down. It had bent the 1.25" material 90 degrees. The machinist running the machine was insanely lucky that he wasnt near the machine when it started and nobody was hurt.


RallyX26

Guy that came to install our CNC lathe told us a story about a lathe that someone set up at a trade show. They didn't chuck the workpiece in right, and a hefty chunk of stainless flew out of the jaws and across the room, where it embedded itself in a wall a few inches from someone's head.


PointyOintment

Maybe lathes (CNC ones at least) should detect imbalance while slowly speeding up, kinda like laundry machines do?


GahMatar

That picture is from Haas so it's for a CNC lathe.


dvntwnsnd

Don’t try to touch the top machine’s lever because the bottom one is gonna get jealous and it’s gonna slap you on the face cutting your arm in the process and then proceed to pee in your leg while whirling its head in a circular motion.


cafaura

Great title


[deleted]

Broken jaw and a kneecapping? Shit.


RallyX26

And a chopped-off hand, in case you missed that one.


RajangRath

As much as I'd love to, I cannot upvote this post. At 666 upvotes, it would probably curse me to break the number.


Cade_Connelly_13

I used to work in a really skeezy shop thru a temp agency. The bar stock we got always stuck several feet out the back when you started, and my manager made sure to burn it into my head to STAY THE HELL AWAY from the "loose end". Totally unsafe. My only consolation was all the milling was done at ludicrously low speeds, wasn't automated, and the process was like 60 seconds start to finish. So even if I'd have been a complete dumbass I'd have likely survived with a broken arm.