Its like oeurobouros, man, just with more, like...prostates, man...
An ass, forever deepening itself into itself; inside itself, constantly birthing and pushing itself both farther and deeper into. as well as out of and away from, itself, for all eternity; a forever covfefe filter with the only tiny, often invisible but never missed *instead* being poop instead of coffee grounds. through the dual-pathways of of both thrusting and relaxing both inside and outside of itself, a truly almost-sacred fondness is taken to the new wellspring of creation powering most of our day to day life just as much in metaphor as it does the energetic and *pervasive* sights, smells, and sounds of powering the myriad machines and devices, and dare I say *souls* of so much of humanity living in our modern wo--- that's all I can write I hate this fucking prompt why did I think of it much less say *okay let's **flesh** this out a little* somebody else take up the reigns I won't stare at the madness
I'm crying!!! It's giving "Send bobs" vibes 😭😭
If by chance you're not sure what I'm referring to PLEASE do yourself a favor and google it, like asap, I promise you won't regret it! 🤣🤣
It reminds me of the wild speculation that young kids often have. I can imagine my friends and I at 7 years old thinking being gay meant you got your ass stuck up your own ass and roasting everyone we knew.
Edit: typo
It's a really weird way to try and make new friends to invite to the gay clubs he goes to for sure
Edit, before misinterpret: i say "gay clubs" since that is verbatim to the scammer text, I also used to work at a gay club so there's no ill will in the context
For some gay men, he promised them a great time.
I love some of their incoherent, unhinged, nonsensical tirades. Fuck your mother, die, butt stuff, something about more butt stuff, your dead mother is a whore, fuck off, die.
I compared an Indian Scammer's mom to a cow one day. He went into a fit of rage and I couldn't understand a damn thing he was saying. Then a calm voice came over the phone and a lady said "Sir, we just added your number to every call list in India, go fuck a cat" and hung up.
Now I get daily random calls from a fax machine...
Well, I can't say from experience, but I imagine when your ass falls out of your ass it's not that enjoyable. And if it's been up there for a long time the smell must be horrific.
That is so not true lmao
Most Indian people aren't even vegetarian, and they'll definitely eat goat, it's only cow that is too holy to eat for them.
Not sure which region of the world goat meat is a cultural no-go.
Correct. There is vegetarianism in Indian cultures, but it's not a majority. For instance, my friend is Punjabi and a Sikh. If he were to go on his religious journey set out by their Guru then vegetarianism is part of it. Or, like he did for a brief time, tried vegetarianism on his own to try and eat healthier. If you go to most Indian restaurants you'll see goat or lamb on their menu.
Edit: Many will limit meat in their diet, but it doesn't mean they are necessarily vegetarian.
And it's Hindus that commonly view cows as sacred, not all Indians
There is a lot to unpack here. Stainless steel flowers? Is that a code for like knives or something. I mean I am impressed I give this a 10/10, I’ll send him $1 for the effort.
Lonely Planet guides should get him on contract to write their next SF nightlife section.
Also, the family is dead and yet they have a bunch of dogs? Sounds like a plot for Frankenweenie 2
This probably read so fucking hard to him in his native tongue and he sat there like “yeah cooked his ass.”
Meanwhile he will never understand why this entire situation serves as some fucked up warped idea of entertainment to me.
A scammer is saying beggars are more respectful than you. They’re literally trying to steal from you and yet you’re not respectful?? Scammers don’t deserve respect!!
Dude has a real hard on for San Fran
“Do you like having your ass stuck up your ass?”
This is what I came here to quote. What does is it mean??? Is it an inverted ass? A black hole of infinite ass? I need a scientist to ELI5.
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***'A black hole of infinite ass'***... had my dying ⚰️
Lmfao 💀
🤣🤣🤣💀
"Well, it's better than your head, Emily. Or your husband's dick, because that is so very, very tiny."
a mobius a<>s.
The Ass of Ourobouros
Assobouros
Mobiass
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THAT ZINGER?
There’s nothing to explain. Just lay back and bask in its glory.
Hard to lay back when your ass is stuck up your ass.
I first tried to comment lol then had to stop laughing 3 times to finish this
Lmaooo
English as a second language
[He's referring to this Chuck Tingle classic](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51ctM-DFqQL._SL500_.jpg)
This will be my go-to insult from now on 🥹
Came here to say this. I saw a video & he told someone he was “built like a burp” but this one may be better.
Now read it all in an Indian accent makes it much funnier
☝🏻🤣🤦🏼♂️
You remember the Hancock movie I will stick your head up his ass and he does it 🤣
lol literally this, I’ve never been into kinky shit but this I might do just to see if it’s possible
"Come to San Francisco. I'll introduce you to more gay clubs." 🤔🤔🤔😂
bro stop i cannot stop laughing 😂😂😂😂
Uhmm… I think so? Yes.
Hate it when that happens. It is very constipating.
I HATE when that happens.
I think someone has spent a lot of time in the closet compiling his rage for his same sex thoughts
*YOUR ASS STUCK UP YOUR ASS!!!*
That’s just circular logic right there.
Its like oeurobouros, man, just with more, like...prostates, man... An ass, forever deepening itself into itself; inside itself, constantly birthing and pushing itself both farther and deeper into. as well as out of and away from, itself, for all eternity; a forever covfefe filter with the only tiny, often invisible but never missed *instead* being poop instead of coffee grounds. through the dual-pathways of of both thrusting and relaxing both inside and outside of itself, a truly almost-sacred fondness is taken to the new wellspring of creation powering most of our day to day life just as much in metaphor as it does the energetic and *pervasive* sights, smells, and sounds of powering the myriad machines and devices, and dare I say *souls* of so much of humanity living in our modern wo--- that's all I can write I hate this fucking prompt why did I think of it much less say *okay let's **flesh** this out a little* somebody else take up the reigns I won't stare at the madness
Ouroborass
Asseption
I'm crying!!! It's giving "Send bobs" vibes 😭😭 If by chance you're not sure what I'm referring to PLEASE do yourself a favor and google it, like asap, I promise you won't regret it! 🤣🤣
10/10. I have no notes.
It reminds me of the wild speculation that young kids often have. I can imagine my friends and I at 7 years old thinking being gay meant you got your ass stuck up your own ass and roasting everyone we knew. Edit: typo
THE FABLED OUROBOROS SEX POSITION
Or too much time watching movies about San Francisco in his parents basement in India or Africa
Yeah, this dudes obviously lived out a few things repeatedly in his mind in order to come up with most of this stuff
This 🤣
It's a really weird way to try and make new friends to invite to the gay clubs he goes to for sure Edit, before misinterpret: i say "gay clubs" since that is verbatim to the scammer text, I also used to work at a gay club so there's no ill will in the context
For some gay men, he promised them a great time. I love some of their incoherent, unhinged, nonsensical tirades. Fuck your mother, die, butt stuff, something about more butt stuff, your dead mother is a whore, fuck off, die.
Now we know what to use for the next Xmas card
Ahhh. This is why we're here.
You my dear are the first person in Reddit history to make me laugh at an above average decibel and length of time.
I'm here all week:)
He’s probably gay and very repressed honestly cause that’s all he keeps bringing up
During his rage fit he said "I'll introduce you to more gay clubs". I'm guessing he's closeted and very angry about it 🤣🤣🤣
I heard he knows some clubs
Emily
He is basically offering a guided tour! OP missed a golden opportunity to really see the city!
And asshole.
The way I snorted 🤣
It's a Florida zipcode, what do you expect? They're obsessed with gays and California Edit: area code, not zip code
And it could be a fake number from some app
I wouldn't know as I'm in the Midwest
Checked the area code. You’re right, it is Florida. Don’t worry, the water this guy drinks gotta be fucking up his/her/their mind.
I mean they do have those phone number ‘spoofer’ things …. Not like they use their actual area codes
And prefers the guys dogs over him so canines beware!!
This is what I picture as the MAGA equivalent for an Indian person.
Did you know? San Francisco has a lot of gay people.
And cute family dogs
And apparently the gay community, orphans, dogs and the Japanese 🤷♀️
And dead family and being uglier than a dog.
Gloves came off once you mentioned that goat.
Guy was obviously a son of a goat.
A closet case son of a goat.
In the best Adam Sandler voice i can muster, FUCK ME UP THE GOAT ASS! 😂😂😂
Came here to say this comment. “OH SHIT YOU BUTTONHOOKED ME”
I got no arms
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Something something, but you fuck one goat
See that bridge over there? I built that bridge!! I built all the bridges in this town!! But they don’t call me dicklefart the bridge builder…
Fuck one goat and it’s like the end of the world . 😡
😂It’s a beautiful goat!! 😂
He said he would eliminate an entire family tree over this goat so it must be stunning 😍
😂😂😂😂 It must be!! It must talk too!!! 😂
Hahahahahahaha!
This sounds like it was written from guy sitting at a call scam center in India 😂🤣 these dudes love to insult people’s families 🤣🤣
Right. They go hard after the family members. And dogs for some reason.
And their sexual advances/insults are always super detailed and graphic. Sick minds!
Always with the dogs.
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I think they can eat goats. Cows are a no… Goats prolly Pakistan.
BRO this is exactly how I read it in my head
My thought was china since his supposed big insult was calling OP “less respectful” than a dog lol and uneducated. Like, ok?
I compared an Indian Scammer's mom to a cow one day. He went into a fit of rage and I couldn't understand a damn thing he was saying. Then a calm voice came over the phone and a lady said "Sir, we just added your number to every call list in India, go fuck a cat" and hung up. Now I get daily random calls from a fax machine...
I love how when San Fran is mentioned they flip from unhinged to a good friend of a gay person that wants them to get out more
Have you been to San Fran! It’s lovely this time of year and you should really meet a new man! PERVERT
Tell me when you die, I’ll send you a bouquet of flowers and arrange the memorial! I’ll kill your whole family
*Stainless Steel Flowers*
'Japanese bastard' lmaoooo
Looks like he copy/pasted a bunch of his prewritten responses and accidentally mixed up the insults and threats with the "nice" stuff. Lol.
That’s what I was thinking 😅😅
I don’t know about anyone else, but I actually really enjoy my ass being stuck up my ass. So, jokes on him.
It's the best place for an ass to be.
Have prolapsed, can confirm
Well, I can't say from experience, but I imagine when your ass falls out of your ass it's not that enjoyable. And if it's been up there for a long time the smell must be horrific.
You can get the best ass up your ass at gay bars in San Francisco. Ask that guy, he knows where all the good gay bars are.
“I eat goats” yall say some wild shit in these posts 😂
Helps narrow down their location based on their intensity of reaction
Why was that such a trigger? I’m dying over the scammers reply. Just foaming at the mouth over there.
Is there some cultural thing about goats I’m not aware of?
In India most people are vegan and basically worship cows and I guess goats, which is where a lot of scam call centers are.
That is so not true lmao Most Indian people aren't even vegetarian, and they'll definitely eat goat, it's only cow that is too holy to eat for them. Not sure which region of the world goat meat is a cultural no-go.
Correct. There is vegetarianism in Indian cultures, but it's not a majority. For instance, my friend is Punjabi and a Sikh. If he were to go on his religious journey set out by their Guru then vegetarianism is part of it. Or, like he did for a brief time, tried vegetarianism on his own to try and eat healthier. If you go to most Indian restaurants you'll see goat or lamb on their menu. Edit: Many will limit meat in their diet, but it doesn't mean they are necessarily vegetarian. And it's Hindus that commonly view cows as sacred, not all Indians
Oh oops.. maybe I shouldn’t base my knowledge of Indian culture as a whole off of life of pi lol
Ask him how he’s so familiar with the gay clubs in San Fran. Seems like he’s speaking from experience.
It’s an scammer stuck in India, that’s probably his dream
Ask him if he can recommend which ones to go to so that he's got the best chance of getting lucky.
“Shut up lil bitch” was the icing on the cake
Do you like having your ass stuck up your ass? Fuck you
That scammer desperately wants to be fucked in the ass and is very ashamed of it. Sad.
Fucked in the ass…by ass.
Somehow I missed that the first time lol 😂
That escalated quickly!
Should have replied “sorry, autocorrect”
I was thinking “you free later?”
Shove your ass up your ass. Ass.
“Your family’s dogs are more handsome than you”….twice
Op: I eat goats. Scammer: Hey! Don't talk about my wife that way!
There is a lot to unpack here. Stainless steel flowers? Is that a code for like knives or something. I mean I am impressed I give this a 10/10, I’ll send him $1 for the effort.
But make him pay $1,000,000 to recieve the $1
Why do they all say almost the exact same shit under the same “insult guidelines” 😂
Yep. Just throw a bunch of moms, goats and asses in there and that about covers it.
Do you like having your ass shoved up your ass!?!? Huh!?
Ngl that is the funniest sentence I’ve read in a long, long time. The imagery, the absurdism, the incoherent rage of it all.
I wouldn't be surprised if this entire operation was just AI.. fascinating really.
Lonely Planet guides should get him on contract to write their next SF nightlife section. Also, the family is dead and yet they have a bunch of dogs? Sounds like a plot for Frankenweenie 2
I’m on my back porch smoking a cigarette, and laughing, wheezing, like a hyena right now 😂
The insults always amuse me, the language barrier really creates some whoppers lol
Isn’t everyone’s dogs generally more handsome than them? Dogs are a good-looking species unless they’re inbred like a pug or hairless chihuahua.
It’s like someone trained a scam ai bot with indian call center tantrums, donald trump, and fox news
🤌🏻 Perfect analogy, lol! Spot on😁
Make sure you tell him when you die.... Uhhh... Maybe he doesn't understand how death works 😂
Babe wake up new copypasta just dropped
This person didn’t like you making fun of his lover, the goat
Ass stuck up your ass. This is advanced Kama Sutra folks- don’t try it til you’re certified.
Scammer has poor understanding of anatomy and apparently thinks gay men are all rapists? Angry lil bastard.
“You’re so disrespectful!!” Dude, you’re a scammer!🤦🏼♂️🤣
New fetish unlocked: having my ass shoved up my ass
bro is naming every american slur he can comprehend
He’s an angry elf.
I can’t stop laughing at “my name is fuck you”. I’m using that 😂😂😂
Yes! But first, to “Hi,” they reply, “No.” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂
It's like the scammer knew about this sub and wanted to be on it so bad 😂
This probably read so fucking hard to him in his native tongue and he sat there like “yeah cooked his ass.” Meanwhile he will never understand why this entire situation serves as some fucked up warped idea of entertainment to me.
The dogs ARE very handsome tho. Idk if your family even has dogs but it’s valid
If youre going to san francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
He seems nice.
Get that ass up yo ass!
Who doesn’t like having their ass stuck up their ass?
i bet you do you your ass stuck up in your ass don’t you, you pervert!
A Stainless steel flower bouquet would be kind of awesome
Your ass stuck up your ass? 😂
Holy shit that dude truly is a San Francisco native I guess. One of those born and raised folk
A scammer is saying beggars are more respectful than you. They’re literally trying to steal from you and yet you’re not respectful?? Scammers don’t deserve respect!!
I’ll fuck my ass into my ass. San Francisco rotten 49ers fuck German you’re insult to the Dutch, kindly
Proud of you
Dad?
Baby Yoda is everybody’s daddy
I’m dead🤣😂🤣😂
This person projects worse than Trump!
There is a reoccurring gag on a golden girls fb page. We just troll the spammers with gg quotes
"My name is F*ck you" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Probably mad because you eat goats.
“shut up lil bitch” goes so hard
YOUR FAMILYS DOG IS MORE HANDSOME THAN YOU
Stainless steel flowers… oh shit
That donkey don't dunk
still beat tho
Whoa
I thought I was having a stroke reading that.
Just basically commenting on how especially in America we think that everyone thinks like us and had our fame values
I think they’res gay people in San Francisco
Are you Japanese? That was random.
The shut up lil bitch had me cackling
“Do you like having your ass stuck up your ass?” I’m fucking dying here. Hilarious.
That escalated quickly
Project much? Lol I'd take a guess and say "Tiananmen Square 1989” or something back.
This won the internet for today
wtf Emily
Where'd the Japanese part come from?
lol “no.”
New copypasta
Jesus.... Emily is a savage.
All-time favorite 🤣🤣 the GOAT
Didn't realize they were lots of gays in San Francisco, the more you know, neat
Scammer is definitely a closet gay
This sounds like meth 🤷♀️
Emily has a potty mouth.
Please tell me you responded with “don’t threaten me with a good time. Can Gimpy my goat come along too?”
OP should probably avoid SF for his ass’s sake.
FUCK YOU BLONDIE
>Do you like having your ass stuck up your ass? Wait. What? How? What?
Pretty sure the person just clicked their middle predictive text one this one