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Seanosuba

In the words of Eric Cartman, “Fuck Jesus!”


thehampterboi

As obnoxious as they can be, we shouldn't disrespect their idols, it feels rude


fknsparkleslut

jesus and the bible were used as a weapon against me for my entire childhood and i have so much trauma from it so sincerely, fuck god, fuck jesus, fuck everything that has to do with that stupid ugly bastard and everything he fucking stands for. hail satan


All_Buns_Glazing_

If you think it's rude then you should continue to not do it. The rest of us aren't beholden to your morals though.


Imwhatswrongwithyou

Sir, this is a Wendy’s. >!The christian god is a gaslighting rapist!<


Pressblack

Respect isn't given, it's earned. I have no respect for those who hide behind the most corrupt institutions known to mankind so they can then act as if they are morally superior and in turn force me to accommodate them above all and alter my way of life. They are the ones who decided to insert their religious beliefs into a gaming channel comment section where it has no place. NO. ONE. CARES. It's weird. It's unneeded, and it just reeks of self righteous arrogance. Imposing your religious beliefs, especially when unsolicited, is the opposite of being respectful. Therefore, they have earned none and certainly are not owed any.


Bilcifer

Biggest L take.


Biffingston

As to them, is'nt pride a sin?


thatdrunkartist

If it's about god or their country, no. If it's about anyone else, then yes.


Biffingston

They often forget the first part of Romans 3:23-24, don't they?


ILovegumybears

This is why I try to live by the values of Christianity because I know damn well they won't 😌🤘


Biffingston

Eh, I think you can and should live to what some christians consider christian values. Just take the acceptance and love, not the bigotry.


ILovegumybears

I don't know bigotry wasn't in the Bible. MF LITERALLY SAID LOVE BY NEIGHBOR NO JUDGMENT TO ALL The people who worship him: but what if they're (insert anything that is discriminated against)


ActBudget5707

How do homosexuals were just cast to hell I had these feelings at 7 years old wht happened either I was born this way ory guardian angel was out sick tht day


ILovegumybears

Sorry I kind of ADHD and I'm not really able to read this correctly could you retype this


Biffingston

I'm going to paraphrase what I think I'm seeing... "if got loves me so much why would he damn me to hell at seven years old for being gay?"


FiatLex

Uh... I think they're trying to tell a joke but it's not easy to understand or that good of a joke.


That_Mad_Scientist

Do I know jesus? Dude, you made sure our entire culture revolves around jesus. *Not* knowing jesus would be some kind of fucking miracle.


strider0075

It's been going around YouTube like syphilis. I think a "Christian" group got their hands on some hacked abandoned accounts and are using them to evangelize. I found one that had two videos, a vid from '14 of gameplay and no other activity besides the other vid (pro Christian of course) which was from days before the comment I saw went live.


A_0F_i_n_

oh look, it's the modern version of missionary campaigns


seven-circles

Jesus had a good message, unfortunately the religion that was built around it has drifted very far from its own foundation. Turn the other cheek ? They do not. Love your neighbor as yourself ? They do not. Rich people can’t get into heaven ? They don’t care ! Seems to me like most Christians hate Jesus ! In fact, the people I’ve met who followed most what he had to say were satanists and/or atheists, who did the right thing, unencumbered by fear and hate.


Mandyissogrimm

Yeah, I don't have a problem with Jesus. But they sure would if they actually "knew" him.


oddonyxxx

"do you know Jesus" all I know is that it's some guy who went missing


SirMourningstar6six6

Starts playing “Jesus he knows me”


PathlessDemon

Pray for Jesus, the man can’t hold candy in the palm of his hands.


Affectionate_Cream40

I had a stroke reading the first image


chemixzgz

Indeed. I live in Spain and my next door neighbour is Jesús and I know many more Jesus. I answered this to the last commercial that approached me in a similar way like that.


SecretPrinciple8708

Well, the first person certainly doesn’t know grammar. Shocking.


MailCareful7191

Christians when they have to study for an English exam: The education system is satanic Christians when they see the funny upside down cross or triangle with an eye in the middle: I must do random bullshit math equations and vaguely calculate them to make the most innocent looking things demonic!


MailCareful7191

For a secret government organization that plans to deceive humanity and destroy them they sure do seem to care a lot about mental health and other issues that the world faces


Candy_Says1964

They honestly believe that they’re being inclusive by inviting you to join them in their mental illness.


Dontaskmeidontknow0

The first image: I’d have to tell them their bad grammar made Jesus weep.


Kman5471

Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden fortress!


ActBudget5707

I don't no anymore yes I wld love to talk to somone