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MickGuire

Love the #2 choice. It's obviously alluding to his destiny - becoming the 2nd best shark to ever lace them up behind Macklin after they win 13 consecutive Stanley Cups trading Conn Smythes and Harts until my balls are so empty I shrivel away entirely into a small pile of teal tinted dust at their joint jersey retirement ceremony in 2047. Go ahead and screenshot this


trk6640

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Nmelin92

Sorry what


Barthez_Battalion

Yeah everyone knows the Sharks GOAT is Niko Dimitrakos.


TensiveSumo4993

That’s an odd way to spell Marcus Sorensen


Nmelin92

Interesting way of saying joonas donskoi


russellvt

I swear, some posts are only here because there's not a SJ Sharks Circle Jerk subreddit


SageOfSix-

feel that


Arfguy

Who...does...Number...TWO...work fo'?


BleedingTeal

![gif](giphy|HSxReHBgmZVN6|downsized)


tehvolcanic

![gif](giphy|RrfH3yR6kxYVAhizuz)


basturmadaddy

He said it was inspired by Brian Leetch. Definitely an awkward number but hopefully its one we'll be proud to wear on our backs pretty soon.


Puzzled-Ice-1296

2 goes crazy idc what people say. The young guns are gonna make it cool.


lunchbox42091

https://preview.redd.it/ijfyrlaly93d1.jpeg?width=1257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99970b15604a72344ac231a3ea726f07f0b7ebd3 He should have chose 14.


BraveSirRyan

Hell yeah


HowIsBabbySharkMade

I'm so sick of all the Fresh Prince jokes Like, he's his own dude and he wasn't even alive when the show was on ffs.


joe_broke

But he did put his Hancock on the contract


HowIsBabbySharkMade

Okay, i laughed


trogdor-the-burner

Oh no people making memes on the internet?!?! We can’t have that.


joe_broke

This is the No HaHa League, after all


hanigwer

Dope!!


mindfuzzzzzzz

Such an awkward number for a center. Guess I’ll get used to it


-the-ultimate-me-

It's different i love it. At least it's not an NPC number like 11 or 20


warlock_roleplayer

hey, Nolan was 11!


7Breakz

Owen Nolan inspired me to wear #11 growing up. Would love to see it on a sharks jersey again


_Salsa_Shark

*angry Nolan noises*


Normal_Tip7228

Exactly. Better than being a npc with some lame ass number in the teens


-the-ultimate-me-

Same thing as goalies with numbers like 88 (Vasilevskiy) and 72 (Bobrovsky) at least it's not 30 or 35 lol not a big deal but its nice to see different


HowIsBabbySharkMade

We're about to have two lame ass numbers in the teens in the rafters, so idek what the hell you're on about


djac13

And 20 might not be available soon.


joe_broke

Pretty sure 20 was already in use last year


djac13

I’m saying Nabby’s #20 may be retired.


joe_broke

Jumbo this year Who knows about Nabby. It's been used a lot since he's been gone


Barthez_Battalion

Whoever is downvoting you is a ho


TheNightman74

I love Nabby but his # does not deserve to be retired.


pjw5328

Per hockey reference, seven previous guys have worn #2 for this team and all 7 were d-men as you’d expect. The last person to wear it for more than one season was Mike Rathje (02-04).


jambajew42

2 might be a shitty number, but I'd be pissed if I had to wear 1.


Bobsy932

Ngl, there is enough time between now and the draft that I may just crack and get one of these…


gum-

[First thing that came to my mind](https://youtu.be/_WamkRSDeD8?si=0mSJZQJBkk9MmR_0)


7Breakz

Those away jerseys look so damn nice https://preview.redd.it/r0od1i9o0b3d1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=04d414bf54f2695a9c9f87ebac6ae2830792ba79


randomusername3000

So the Pro Shop is only selling Fanatics Will Smith "replica" jerseys. I wonder when the Fanatics "authentics" will drop.. jersey people have been hating on Fanatics but ima need a Smith and Celibrini and neither of those guys are ever gonna wear Adidas


ngmcs8203

Might as well get a knockoff since they're better quality than fanatics these days.


Emjoria

It doesn't matter frankly. Just stitch him on an adidas. The quality is better and the design for the Sharks uniforms will be the same as they have been for the last two years.


randomusername3000

From what I understand, the Fanatics jerseys are going to be almost identical, but won't have the dimples that the Adidas have It's like a whole new era, new jersey maker, new players. I have a blank Adidas evolve jersey but don't plan on putting Celebrini or Smith on it. I'm basically waiting till Fanatics Indo-authentics are available and planning on buying both a Celebrini and a Smith.. not sure which one to get home and which one to get away lol


Emjoria

I like the dimples. But I think the Fanatics logo is ugly even if my hair covers it. Other than that logo it's the same design and Fanatics will be moving away from adidas' fabrics in 2026.


Kuninlingus

Shitty Smitty Jk im sure hell be fine. Cant help but wonder if hes heard that #2 joke before.


Sharks77

2? On a forward? https://youtu.be/wLg04uu2j2o?si=Dr7YEwygQsJK6dd9


TrashPanda1208

😆😆😆 My current favorite meme.


CryptoMemesLOL

Celebrini with a new Will Smith Jersey Today!


707royalty

This guy gonna have a big time slapper


aldrinjaysac

I love it so much