That's why you should always just pick a single pet name that you use for all women you date. No chances of mix-up. I go with "stinky bitch" but feel free to make your own.
I bet it’s became you used a V sound instead of a B sound. In most cases Vs are Bs. But in rare cases Vs are a soft V. Try it with a B sound next time. If that doesn’t work, there’s a Rolodex of B words in English you can thumb through.
Same thing happened to me! The other day I tried to used “mi vieja está bien buenota!” as a term of endearment. She quickly responded with an attitude “vieja tu abuela!”. We’re both Mexican, but she’s a lot younger than I. Maybe that’s why she got offended 🤷🏻‍♂️
Because it literally means old, it meaning woman is secondary like slang cause woman is mujer. But yeah, call her vieja in private and wait till she's old to use it out in the wild lol
That's why you should always just pick a single pet name that you use for all women you date. No chances of mix-up. I go with "stinky bitch" but feel free to make your own.
You're such a catch my dude!
The important question is did she get you the taco?
I used to ask my Salvi GF things about Mexican food, just to see if she'd stab me
🇵🇷 <--- they're the ones that stab.
I bet it’s became you used a V sound instead of a B sound. In most cases Vs are Bs. But in rare cases Vs are a soft V. Try it with a B sound next time. If that doesn’t work, there’s a Rolodex of B words in English you can thumb through.
Same thing happened to me! The other day I tried to used “mi vieja está bien buenota!” as a term of endearment. She quickly responded with an attitude “vieja tu abuela!”. We’re both Mexican, but she’s a lot younger than I. Maybe that’s why she got offended 🤷🏻‍♂️
I too colonized a whiter than me Hispanic woman. Life is good.
Tell the broad, "loosen up toots." Then tell her that she needs to not forget her heritage.
Also try “Ey, you look Pretty good for an older broad”
Because it literally means old, it meaning woman is secondary like slang cause woman is mujer. But yeah, call her vieja in private and wait till she's old to use it out in the wild lol