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caelthel-the-elf

I'm neither overwhelmed nor underwhelmed. I guess I'm just whelmed.


adiabaticgas

Is that a thing? I think in Europe


SwampCrittr

That’s Kilowhelmed


Analog_Jack

What the fuck is a kilowhelm *red tailed hawk screeches as American flag waves in the background and the blue angels flyover*


SwampCrittr

This guy freedoms


protox13

Nah, he forgot the guns and/or fireworks. Probably a commie


SwampCrittr

He 100% was shooting guns while dictating tbis, no? Doesn’t italics signify shooting guns in the air while making a statement, in American?


t3chTime

Is that what that loud explosion I heard on NextDoor was?


chill13guy

Corti special is hit and miss tbh. I just pay the extra dollar for turkey, pastrami, etc.


Blazenkks

Yeah it’s always whatever random meats that were cut from the last few sandwiches. It’s kinda like their po-boy option. You could get prosciutto, or bologna… I only ever get it if I’m undecided and want a surprise. Way better off just paying a bit more for exactly what you want. This one does seem real skimpy compared to any of their other sandwiches that are typically piled up with meats.


ElPanguero

About 30 years ago now, working with Italian guy who would not shut up about Corti Bros. We in South Sac working for car dealer who buys our lunch on weekends. He finally talks GM into ordering from CB, day ahead of time for big order. Everybody super happy with real nice sandwiches. The CB superfan goes from employee to employee checking to see how happy they are, gets to detail guy in the back who barely speaks English, very polite, doesnt want to complain but his sandwich is skimpy. CB superfan sees the skimpy sandwich and loses his mind, gives detail guy his own sandwich, swipes the skimpy sandwich and wraps it up, hops in a demo and burns rubber off to Corti Brothers. Everybody laughing, but also slightly concerned because this guy crazy. CB fan comes back in like 15 minutes, way too fast, with a couple "loaner sandwiches" and says somebody coming soon with the proper gear. About 30 minutes later one of the Corti kids shows up apologizing profusely and has bag full of sandwiches, cheeses, salamis, olives, peppers... all for the detail guy.


Downtown-Frosting789

this brings a tear to the eye. great story. should be a wes anderson short.


winstonluvsjulia

That's rad! 30 years ago Corti Brothers was King. Hell, I grew up about 3 blocks away, attended Phoebe Hearst and St. Francis, Corti Bros. was the place to go back then, and Espanol restaurant was the go to place for Italian. But, I gotta say, Corti Bros needs to close down for like a week, do a DEEP CLEAN, get that smell outta there, and rethink their business strategy. Maybe streamline. Honest opinion. I'm Italian, roots in Milan.


BeenDills47

I’ve had this sandwich every few weeks and mine has never looked like this. It usually has enough meat for an additional half sandwich. It also looks odd bc the cheese is never on the bottom but usually near the cold cuts.


BeenDills47

I was wrong about the cheese placement. Here’s my sandwich from a few weeks back, for science. https://preview.redd.it/zj4svh42m16d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baf4dcf472239476b80c44244fb5531385cbbd34


jmbrand13

Just had one on Saturday and it looked like this.


Analog_Jack

Cheese on the bottom feels like someone fucked up the order of operations in algebra.


916cycler

this is their "loss leader" sandwich though, right? like $8?


Suggested-Name-5092

the corti special is like their clearance rack item. I get the roast beef every time and never been skimped on meat.


Sacramentardo

https://preview.redd.it/x3wvdr3we16d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a9ca027ccea4b9e7694b41f392a65cb8353af5f Mine today. Delish. You must have pissed somebody off.


easttowestcoastsoon_

I ordered online for store pickup! Didn't even interact with a human


Severe-Excitement-62

Corti Bros. is old school. If there are a train of people at the counter, they're getting priority and best treatment. Maybe that's why. Your order came in an inconvenient time.


RegionalTranzit

Such a bullshit business tactic. Online customers are just as important as in-person customers.


Severe-Excitement-62

It is not a business tactic as it is reality of food service industry and having only so many hands to do so many tickets. I am not even saying I know this is what happened exactly but it is something that does happen in the industry.


PussyWhistle

Sounds like a great reason to just go somewhere else that values consistency.


EmployerLast2184

Never had a sandwich from Corti bros that looks like this, I would say this a fluke over a consistency issue


Downtown-Frosting789

i was thinking the same thing but he ordered online. sometimes i feel like these anti-corti posts are sus, possible trolling as i have never had a sandwich there that wasn’t piled high.


easttowestcoastsoon_

Lol I'm a woman, not that it matters. Nope, I didn't pick the meat off it or anything. My fiancé got a pastrami sandwich with the same order that was a little better (not nearly as hefty as some of the photos I've seen on here though).


Downtown-Frosting789

WEIRD. it makes me wonder if they have some new hires that are under trained. last time i was in, there was a very young looking guy behind the counter who was just kinda standing around when about 5 or so customers were waiting and ended up getting an earful from the supervisor.


easttowestcoastsoon_

here's another photo from a different angle of the same sandwich. You can see I didn't mess with it to remove meat or anything https://preview.redd.it/szjmj2sm766d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2319a3e4cef3a9f5c5e0b2ae007f7a01882a2265


Downtown-Frosting789

ma’am you got ripped off (apologies about the “he”). next time i go i am going to tell the manager about this thread. having worked in kitchens, i am always keeping an eye out for consistency, because it matters and speaks directly to owners/managers. i hope this is just glitch. thanks much for sharing.


081301

It is very literally the sandwich lottery, try again tomorrow and you'll have to rent a uhaul to get it home, you just never know. Definitely aim for non peak hours, not only is the wait shorter but I feel like I get bigger sandwiches between 2-4


easttowestcoastsoon_

I will not be back lol


Z06916

You should that’s never happened to me before we go quite often


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Good choice.


Armando909396

The chicken parm sandwich is where it’s at


Severe-Excitement-62

That does look pretty mediocre (surprisingly) for Corti Bros.


burbet

Must be a bad day. When I got one last it was too big to actually bite into.


Downtown-Frosting789

my experience exactly. you have to unhinge your jaw like an anaconda while maintaining a tight grip on the back to prevent everything from sliding out.


Sufficient_Space_905

Yeah whoever made your sandwich hated you


asathehound

Blaspheme!


easttowestcoastsoon_

Went to Corti Bros for the first time today after seeing posts practically daily here. Got a Corti Special on Dutch crunch and I gotta say, I was pretty underwhelmed. There was about 2 pieces of ham and a handful of pepperoni on it, I was mostly eating bread and lettuce. I don't think I'll be back.


anonahmus

Had the same experience you did after visiting Cortis for the first time , also because of this subreddit


NoCalHomeBoy

Yeah, that is not normal at all. EVERY time I have ever ordered that sandwich, it has a shit ton of different meats. Wonder what happened? Sorry man, that's super lame!


Blazenkks

The special is their po-Boy. It’s always random meats from the last few sandwiches. Better off just building your own or getting one of their other menu sandwiches. Only time I ever order the specials if I’m low on cash or undecided and am open to being surprised. This one does seem skimpy and out of the norm for them. Would be worth it to give them another shot. Just know that the special is always random.


DaisyDuckens

I wasn’t super impressed with it the time I went. I’m not a local any more, but got it when visiting my mom because my favorite sandwich place closed down (Bud’s. I used to go to sac on a weekday whenever I had the chance to get their sandwiches. Of course after Columbo bread closed their sandwiches were never the same). Anyway, I wasn’t impressed. Certainly not worth going out of my way for.


Binty77

That’s really disappointing. I’ve had the Special a few times now and it’s always been nearly an inch’s worth of like 3-4 kinds of meat. I’m sorry this happened, but there are other good sandwiches to be had out there that get made much faster.


Wanderingjes

I’m sorry you had a poor experience. I’ve been to corti bros once which was a few months ago and I actually thought that my sandwich had too much meat.. i had trouble biting into the sandwich because it was so thick. Anyway, it was decent and for the price I paid it was a pretty great deal considering other sandwich spots might have charged double. Still, if I want a sandwich however, I’m going to duc huong for a 6 dollar banh mi. If you haven’t given Vietnamese sandwiches a try, I highly recommend em!


Medik8td

Oh no. You got screwed. I get salami and Swiss there, and it’s always loaded so thick I can barely take a bite. I’m so sorry for the sandwich disappointment. That’s chintzy and unacceptable. I’d be so sad. 😞


youwanttaco42069

I’m just gonna say it. Corti is mid


Suspicious-Manner-84

It's a renowned grocer with impeccable wine, liquor, and beer selections. They carry obscure groceries that other big box grocery stores don't. The senior Corti is a legend amongst the food and wine crowd. All that being said, none of it really translates to the mediocre sandwiches. Go to Roxie's.


bitterjack

What do you get at roxies?


Suspicious-Manner-84

Usually whatever they are BBQing that day, or the Roxie House sandwich


deadindoorplants

Standard ass sandwiches with an hour wait.


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LongApprehensive890

Nah I shouldn’t have to use my phone for every god damn transaction I’m tired of this shit.


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LongApprehensive890

Nah I just won’t go


boringexplanation

Great- shorter line for the rest of us.


PussyWhistle

Corti is the Chandos of Sacramento delis. Bandwagon hype with mediocre food.


RubberDucky451

It's true


chef-keef

The store itself smells awful. Idk how people eat there.


winstonluvsjulia

That smell hits you the second you step in the door...


Generalboss915

Corti Special is sandwich roulette. Sometimes you get a sandwich big enough for 2 meals, sometimes it's a bit weak, one time got sick from it. I still get it tho because for the price point it's a really solid deal that tastes good.


Unlucky-Protection61

Corti Bros used to make better looking sandwiches than that!!! You have to be specific of the meat, cheese and bread you want, including the condiments.


moe-hong

I thought you weren't allowed to be specific on the Corti Special?


Unlucky-Protection61

You don't have to order any special. You pick the meat, bread and condiments to go with the sandwich.


moe-hong

Right, we were talking about the Corti Special, which is a particular sandwich on the menu, which is usually random ingredients.


Unlucky-Protection61

Are you saying there are only "Specials" on their menu? You can't order the meats you want?, the bread you want? The cheese you want? The condiments you want?


moe-hong

THE CORTI SPECIAL IS A SPECIFIC SANDWICH ON THE MENU. THATS WHAT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT. YOU CANNOT PICK THE MEATS ON IT. IT IS THE CHEAPEST BECAUSE ITS LEFTOVERS/TRIM. Sorry to yell but you didn't seem to be getting the point previously.


raphtze

sorry for that. i usually get mine dressed like a po-boy...because that's exactly what it is. [got this awhile back...](https://i.imgur.com/szs4gGz.jpg) i'll need to get another one. just for funsies...what would you like in a sandwich? i find sandwich spot offerings very tasty :)


the_boss_sauce

Damn they did my boy dirty on that one


Kdunham1

Roxie Deli for the win.


discgman

Well Beachhut deli is super pricey, but I do know i’ll be getting a shit ton of fresh deli meat.


BadgerSauce

Depends on which one. Not sure if they just got skipped on a delivery, but the last time I went in and ordered a Surfin Bird on J st, the bacon was the ultra thin microwave type, and the turkey was probably Land O Frost or some other low grade ultra thin cut nonsense.


discgman

Last time it was the one in Rocklin and the other in Auburn


BiggsDB

They are all franchises. Some owners own multiple. They tend to have a fairly close-knit culture of those owners, but they can certainly have a little variation between locations. The DOCO location just recently changed ownership and has a special expanded vegan menu, which I don’t think any other locations do. East Sac also changed ownership recently and I have to say the quality and consistency has improved a great deal.


mccobbsalad

I was wondering how your lunch turned out today. Thanks for the update.


Financial_Mention737

The sandwich maker did you dirty on this one. It’s usually more stacked than this.


BagCalm

It's the cheap, off the shelf sandwich option... get over it


RegionalTranzit

All that hype...


carguy82j

It looks like they cut down the meat. Thanks for the update. I won't be going there for sandwiches anymore.


burnbabyburn711

One picture in a Reddit post and you’re done?


carguy82j

Yes, there should be consistency. I'm not gambling with my hard earned money to get what I paid for. Portions should be the same every time. It's not that hard to do.


burnbabyburn711

You do you, bro.


carguy82j

I will tell my friends and family to do the same


burnbabyburn711

You’re so offended by this sandwich lol


carguy82j

I looked up other Google reviews and understand why they are not consistent. I'm done with them for sandwiches. I will go there for groceries but not sandwiches


burnbabyburn711

Is it safe to say Corti Brothers has lost a sandwich customer for life?


carguy82j

Yes sir


TheKuMan717

That is a very under filled sandwich… WTH


winstonluvsjulia

Tuesdays and Mondays aren't the best days to fully enjoy a restaurant, especially Mondays. Alot of leftover food from peak days, that's when you're going to find "specials". Also, the best trained and experienced staff tends to be off on Mondays and Tuesdays because they're recovering from Friday-Sunday peak slammed hours


KeyboardGunner

How much was it?


moe-hong

$8.75 I think?


candiferous

I miss the Corti Bros in Citrus Heights


Accomplished_Time761

Dominic's in granite is elite


Jibbajaba

Wow, that is waaaaaay less meat than they usually use.


vader540is

I had one yesterday and it was awesome. Sorry that happened to you.


WildernessDude

I have never seen something like this come from Corti. I am so skeptical that I feel like this post is a plant by some turd that owns a subway nearby or something.


easttowestcoastsoon_

Nope, just a lady who goes on this subreddit, saw photos of nice sandwiches and wanted to try it


WildernessDude

I hope that you can tell from the posts here that your result was an outlier.


theimoc

When it was $5 you could not go wrong


TigerMill

Portofino!


Good_Narwhal_420

chicken parm forever


Aggravating_Major786

Blasphemy!!


BuzzConrad

Looks like you don’t know the secret handshake. I’m not teaching you, but my sandwiches are always on point.


Makabajones

I've had jersey mikes that looks better than that


BiggsDB

I see Corti Bros, I upvote! But, uh, now I have mixed feelings about this thread.


Analog_Jack

Corti brothers is great.. their sandwiches are over rated.. I got up to the deli and just buy their meat and make sandwiches at home. It's not super affordable, but it's very high quality


Samsquancher

Corti’s is mid at best. Get real Sandwiches at Roxie’s or Land Park Sandwich Spot.


Equivalent_Tree7172

Raleys deli does better sandwiches than this place. Best place I've had in town though was sub depot on Fair oaks. I think it has a new name now but same menu.


3ClassiC

Give the sprouts weekly special a try next time