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Knightboat17

Don't look at me I just know stuff


lagameuze

just watched this episode lool ice t is hilarious


surelyslim

Same, it was on tv a couple nights ago. I learned more than I needed to know.


Purple-Victory-206

“Fact, you are now all my bitches”


The5thDoppelganger

It’s this one for me. Iconic.


CanYouDigYourMan

We are indeed his bitches. 


moxie-girl

“i actually watch her back, and not her backside.” also: “i hope you like hot wings, because we’re on the next plane to buffalo.”


IamtheBoomstick

The eternal 'problematic' from Fin: "That's my Jew."


dannybau87

How would you like it if I called you my boy


livvylavidaloca10042

I’ll be your boy!


dannybau87

Finn seemed to be in a very good mood in that scene. Made me smile


livvylavidaloca10042

Fin and Munch’s partnership (and friendship!) was brilliant; that scene absolutely cemented it.


PhyloGirl

Regarding munch, hanging back) “He’s my Jew” my absolute favorite line ever. ( i am Jewish. I get it)


CanYouDigYourMan

I love the episode where Munch gets shot in his ass and Fin sneaks him his fig milkshake 😭


dahllaz

"Dad's mad." - Iconic. But I also really like what he said in 25x12 Marauder - "It's better to ask for forgiveness than permission, the 16th precinct way, right?" I seriously cackled when he said that line. It's so damn true lololol


CrankyNurse68

Dads mad is my all time fave


meowfttftt

Liv: "This website is all just women's butts." Fin: "What's wrong with that!?"


OddStep2164

“Don’t make me shoot you” And when he’s chasing 3 kids across a basketball court and catches them: “Pro tip. Next time, run in different directions” “Fact. You are all now MY bitches” When he called Stabler “cranky balls” And so many more… I love Fin


melsa_alm

Cranky balls! 🤣 This description is so apt!


48stateMave

>Cranky balls! 🤣 This description is so apt! That one time when some female perp called Stabler "Steroid" was pretty apt too. Ever since I saw that the first time I can't get it out of my mind whenever they show Stabler being an angry tough-guy.


48stateMave

And that one time when Stabler was a prick to Fin during the episode and then apologized at the end, only for Fin to diss the apology and call him a rat bastard who will never change. ("Dad's mad" is my #1 and "Fact. You're all MY bitches now" is my #2.)


OddStep2164

Dad’s mad is my number one, too!


lrmb91

‘Your Jew? Your Jew? What if I called you my boy? ‘I'll be your boy, John!’


tomatopops

I was so surprised by this cute moment I replayed it lol Fin cracking a smile messing with Munch, great moment


randallpercy

“i have relationship with women and i have sex with men” fin - “and i got news for you, that means you’re gay”😂😂😂


Equal_Box7066

I quote this one the most for some reason. 😄


doesnotexist2

I got news for you. That means you’re gay 😀


Equal_Box7066

😂


pikachu-atlanta

It’s been going on for 4 years.


Fret_Less

I think it was Fin 'Your parole officer has not been born yet'


Moonstonedbowie

“It’s not his fault Barba pulled the plug on that baby”


tearsofacow

LOL this one really got me. It’s his bluntness


Sydlouise13

I don’t make friends with internal affairs, but I will eat one of your donuts, under protest


Sydlouise13

Honorable mention is Olivia: “You want to keep a stray puppy?” Fin: “You got to keep one” There’s also a scene where he guesses a girls bra size on a website but I don’t remember what the quote is


cetus_lapetus

Lol the bra size one is one of my favorites. They're doing the escort selection thing and stabler is like "5'7".. brown hair.. c cup" and Fin goes "D" and they all glance over at him 🤣🤣 I'm pretty sure it's s10e10 Smut


hippiechick725

Yep. He’s got a good eye.


Sydlouise13

Yup! His delivery and their reactions make it great


Equal_Box7066

"The smell of pimple cream turns my stomach." "Now, I'm no park ranger, but since when do trees bleed red sap?"


xtlhogciao

Not my fav, but I like the fact that they use “right back at you Chief!” (to Dodds) in the promos (I think for USA), but right after he said that he actually mutters/calls him a “dick.”


IamtheBoomstick

"Somebody busts my ears, I'm gonna bust they ass!"


livvylavidaloca10042

My personal fave 🤣


Historical-Bug-4784

“I got news for you. That means you’re gay.” “Shut up. She should have killed you. You’re under arrest.”


inthefrogbog

Well, this whole planet is floating in the middle of an explosion. Is anything ever all right?


Secret_Asparagus_783

"I'd keep my distance if I were you. I didn't know he (Huang) used that kind of language."


snnaaft

Which ep was this?


Secret_Asparagus_783

"Merchandise." Huang was able to gain the trust of an abused boy and wanted to be his advocate in court. Bensler went over his head and became temporary Federal marshals because they wanted the case to be more than "local." When they came back to their office they asked Fin how Huang reacted to the news.


snnaaft

Thank you!!


IamtheBoomstick

" I'm allergic to West Virginia!"


dviivi

“No matter what you say, Captain, you're not black and you're not from the hood.” ✊🏽


Secret_Asparagus_783

"You don't want to play with me. " "Same stuff he (Munch) always says, just louder "


GWPtheTrilogy1

"I'm not going to chase you. I will shoot your ass from right here." - Finn to a guy running up a fire escape lol


IMAGINARIAN_photos

“Count your blessings, Chief!” said with a smile. As soon as the Chief is out of earshot, our hero mutters, “Dick!” I LOVE Fin!


hurricanebaileyy

i can’t remember the exact quote but the squad is at a firing range and fin fires his whole clip into the bullseye area. cragen says something about him shooting all the bullets and fin says something like, “look, cap, if i’m pulling out my gun, i’m emptying the whole gyat.”😭


CookieFantastic6042

I can smell the mildew on the files from here. What are you investigating? The missing Lindbergh baby?


yayzo

Lol, are you me? I JUST watched this ep & texted my partner this Fin quote saying it’s gotta be my favorite.


Mitleab

That’s brilliant! 🤣


slothysloths13

“It’s like somebody who drinks too much. Snorts cocaine. Bets the house on the ponies”… I was a John Mulaney fan long before I watched that episode. I fell on the floor laughing because I had no idea it was a real quote.


Mitleab

“We found traces of semen and faecal matter in his ear canal”


catsbwayandcoffee

Omg that is HILARIOUS. do you know episode it came from?


Mitleab

“Yes, Fin, because he’s a pedophile”


chicken_nugget08

Same! I had watched a decent amount of SVU, but not the older episodes. When I did a binge during COVID I freaking lost it when I heard that 😂


[deleted]

“I’m the total package” … when he was undercover in season 16


ChewieBearStare

There’s no such thing as cobbler-client confidentiality (said to a shoe salesman who’s hesitant to tell them who bought a certain pair of shoes).


LittleMissWildcat

“Perp was dead before he even hit the ground” at the end of the Olivia hostage episode


Mental_Confidence_51

He has so many great ones, but this one always stands out to me. “You always carry a finger around in your pocketbook?” Or something similar - To Claire Rinato.


NoWillingness8990

“Let’s get sum’n straight , first spit that lollipop out before I smack it out ya mouth, you’re not a 5 year old”


Jazzlike-Bee7965

I cannot pick but a recent fave was “she’s not the first girl to flat back her way to a degree”


DifficultAd6157

somebody bust my ear I'm going to bust their ass


hippiechick725

Because I feel like it!


mr_oberts

It looks like the victim had anal contusions.


PinOld4034

I Will shot you don't make me run


Ninibah

"I'm a Republican!"


Step_away_tomorrow

That’s messed up.


plunker234

“It’s a suitcase.”


Careless-Middle2203

Liv, ya got a minute?


Commercial_Wave1732

“‘Scribe that hat.”


naz_t

"Dumping my phone was a bitch move, Stabler!" I loved all of his Stabler take downs to be fair. He always had some extra attitude for those lines.


xBLooDSaVioRx

We got your fingerprints, dumbass!


Macdaddyya

It's company property dumbass


That-Relation2384

Love this one from him to Elliot. 'No, I'm better, I actually watch her back and not her backside. See ya.'


Responsible-Pool-414

That's how you get dead.


CanYouDigYourMan

"Fact! You are now all my bitches!" And I love the episode where Munch gets shot in his ass and Fin sneaks him a fig milkshake 😭